第二回 我很好騙89Please respect copyright.PENANAWb0KKMf9Hd
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。89Please respect copyright.PENANAg8hEuKw5Gu
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,89Please respect copyright.PENANApeUhqIm2mJ
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。89Please respect copyright.PENANAgjCgXxlPIW
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。89Please respect copyright.PENANA6uiWD0mlNE
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。89Please respect copyright.PENANAomMi2aaby4
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】89Please respect copyright.PENANATfOevvz6F1
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】89Please respect copyright.PENANA3cQAnU5FQQ
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?89Please respect copyright.PENANAoqgMBTc1x8
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,89Please respect copyright.PENANAHjBzKNsKSv
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。89Please respect copyright.PENANAlHG0IszbHn
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我:【三十中啦。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAn3LuKWtdZz
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。89Please respect copyright.PENANAbns1TAOYxj
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAZGZ8Itk3pR
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我:【係呀。。。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAduFjRM4Rc2
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】89Please respect copyright.PENANANxYhMHOeiv
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。89Please respect copyright.PENANAmYXFb5fis6
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我:【攪自己生意。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAk3HCZbL6pV
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】89Please respect copyright.PENANAMh9tyl5lvA
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】89Please respect copyright.PENANADwpmuxDb0o
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】89Please respect copyright.PENANADFBxtQgkY1
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAmuknXkPD9e
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。89Please respect copyright.PENANA3yLf9cAAH0
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAWIwGhA6M9m
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。89Please respect copyright.PENANAAcUFzrYQV1
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我:【8號囉。】89Please respect copyright.PENANATWZh9e7VIo
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】89Please respect copyright.PENANARuzh2mn5cI
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAgYTOY5ZVOM
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靚女:【PE得咁少】89Please respect copyright.PENANAoMSW5Q9Ydc
PE?講乜呀?89Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0gHHdOZog
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】89Please respect copyright.PENANA217ezrbzqW
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。89Please respect copyright.PENANALxE77xMSNS
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。89Please respect copyright.PENANAfiLj0aOFbD
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】89Please respect copyright.PENANAqFKUrxDtP8
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAlEDkRaZYIk
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我:【好呀。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAsFK0VL191k
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAligBMOXnes
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我:【吓!咁多?】89Please respect copyright.PENANAW8qKCyVXrI
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAiEtB5kRqXp
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAAHvEfgKBSD
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靚女:【馬會?】89Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZQYVK2vOj
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAG7JwlcF2S2
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】89Please respect copyright.PENANAJreUPf8MAC
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。89Please respect copyright.PENANAvMSXydfxKJ
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。89Please respect copyright.PENANA1UNTulMPNk
老婆:[老公!]89Please respect copyright.PENANAGtEpBTS7vx
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。89Please respect copyright.PENANAiatZ2OXjqa
我:[做乜事呀?]89Please respect copyright.PENANAAQDoitHhBI
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]89Please respect copyright.PENANAz29Wt0nUnp
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]89Please respect copyright.PENANAUwJDvWJqn9
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。89Please respect copyright.PENANACTyHdCOqur
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]89Please respect copyright.PENANAtPNZALOvE9
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。89Please respect copyright.PENANAdGI6MsBRhc
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。89Please respect copyright.PENANAEFM2N7fiVO
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。89Please respect copyright.PENANADVdOOSTXjx
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。89Please respect copyright.PENANAPB2owS5ZAP
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]89Please respect copyright.PENANAIwGlQebvdC
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。89Please respect copyright.PENANAr91rNSZWgG
我:[乜事呀?]89Please respect copyright.PENANAaLKef7YDbk
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]89Please respect copyright.PENANABSz58ChI04
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]89Please respect copyright.PENANA7Qn7drveo6
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]89Please respect copyright.PENANA8f4rlWJ0lC
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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~未完待續~
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