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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。90Please respect copyright.PENANACSdRo8WbS4
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正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。90Please respect copyright.PENANAhxALAidRn4
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。90Please respect copyright.PENANADVUNpy7DqU
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】90Please respect copyright.PENANAtIMVjtL0d0
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?90Please respect copyright.PENANAVZhIFf2UoE
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,90Please respect copyright.PENANAT5zmGByxym
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。90Please respect copyright.PENANAw1o9XqTqUc
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我:【三十中啦。】90Please respect copyright.PENANACFDNEHeVhM
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。90Please respect copyright.PENANAPrmgZSTAOg
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAirO5Dki5rC
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我:【係呀。。。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAvbsLtlYw5v
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】90Please respect copyright.PENANA5adQF0nw3o
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。90Please respect copyright.PENANAym2aWFycjm
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我:【攪自己生意。】90Please respect copyright.PENANA1iRABpTQZL
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】90Please respect copyright.PENANAqU1uMEpRHP
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAmkAfbFIp5u
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】90Please respect copyright.PENANATLBhtkpqRD
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAChIpzNFyyK
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。90Please respect copyright.PENANAapalR8meYn
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAT3MBIRFzPR
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我:【8號囉。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAfsl8wuspqC
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】90Please respect copyright.PENANAKMDPHCMWPT
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAkofRL9IxAQ
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靚女:【PE得咁少】90Please respect copyright.PENANAmi2RiB1UP4
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAAJ7PK2IYgr
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。90Please respect copyright.PENANAbTGs6vqeQP
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。90Please respect copyright.PENANAUHny2q46BM
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】90Please respect copyright.PENANAteyyreDKul
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAxOnsilfGu5
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我:【好呀。】90Please respect copyright.PENANArpgDr7z1AY
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAmLfyqrHizX
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我:【吓!咁多?】90Please respect copyright.PENANAq95NG9nZ9e
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】90Please respect copyright.PENANA5DzLtvwbTc
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAACpTHNK7i4
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靚女:【馬會?】90Please respect copyright.PENANA81Dt1sUQn1
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】90Please respect copyright.PENANAzkljpjg3xQ
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】90Please respect copyright.PENANA63LlqjSIVi
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。90Please respect copyright.PENANARNlWuvOjpK
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。90Please respect copyright.PENANAOQW8r4mLhA
老婆:[老公!]90Please respect copyright.PENANA8uhaPM2E9l
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。90Please respect copyright.PENANApw89wxm8zd
我:[做乜事呀?]90Please respect copyright.PENANAk2KUVzY37R
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]90Please respect copyright.PENANA3lHv11RE6l
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]90Please respect copyright.PENANASG6eb2msZd
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。90Please respect copyright.PENANAEBqlylAinC
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]90Please respect copyright.PENANA8zAkL7IF8i
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。90Please respect copyright.PENANAijKBCyuVFk
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。90Please respect copyright.PENANAIO4TpbNJHI
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。90Please respect copyright.PENANAqHAoy3ErvY
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。90Please respect copyright.PENANAjvjgzqeCnM
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]90Please respect copyright.PENANAWr3ktUhvAC
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。90Please respect copyright.PENANA2LnR6k4naU
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]90Please respect copyright.PENANAHUrd0KMcQX
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]90Please respect copyright.PENANA229oC4IKNi
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]90Please respect copyright.PENANAE20ssN37P6
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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