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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0ldRs6mxV
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgn1woqAGc
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作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人，260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYG2o59QeF
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhcR99TXLL
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你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡto0JrqoD6p
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ne1trBbBe
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHRFiVVfiZ
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXaFuMfBJS
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我：【攪自己生意。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHKbdfcWCg
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uI5I17hE8
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJidKbjLoU
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIh2JsLYS8
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6frf1jG81h
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllpfVU8isB
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVzVEoxeB0
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我：【8號囉。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDaTJsirE6
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpNvPyxgDC
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWduyxjgf9X
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靚女：【PE得咁少】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYAl5tmgCW
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhEe61odFP
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhPneHfqhW
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFTLxQTGGW
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UqEwPjCcm
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJHAyJPww0
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnloQ3INKwV
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgb4FCX2mL
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95BxNNlprw
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靚女：【馬會？】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoW45olrVO
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVD9mssaIb3
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN9nL3DvPD
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQ9x84La17
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaNSYrdsG1
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hImGU1BLc
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUxuMfZpMF
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cg7hktEHw
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWMFQbhPsw
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbJ6fS0RQB
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkRUEyKvqo
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWWe7YhpnU
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2v8xPaIWhL
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95bzaxTHQz
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqjmenlMVd
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNYHx63br0
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLOzL4nthM
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYV7q4lYmqt
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]260Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIQ8IC4sHW
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