第二回 我很好騙93Please respect copyright.PENANAHGBZbyr9mS
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。93Please respect copyright.PENANADKrzELlYU7
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,93Please respect copyright.PENANAo39zAck5tt
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。93Please respect copyright.PENANAnBMjbR456U
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。93Please respect copyright.PENANAzsLnqRYFPH
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。93Please respect copyright.PENANA00kaf7lkI0
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】93Please respect copyright.PENANA95s5PupPkv
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】93Please respect copyright.PENANAsbY1yITgjO
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?93Please respect copyright.PENANAHeylw3qpUH
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,93Please respect copyright.PENANAKKgxseH8FU
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。93Please respect copyright.PENANAXzB6kDLZQm
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我:【三十中啦。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAfs910UAtuf
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。93Please respect copyright.PENANAI0u4farK6P
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】93Please respect copyright.PENANA4YIgqoYW1j
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我:【係呀。。。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAaWeYGr9fjh
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】93Please respect copyright.PENANAxwKmp5yFvD
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。93Please respect copyright.PENANAMG8KQhOJft
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我:【攪自己生意。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAMVQt1xdnkO
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】93Please respect copyright.PENANAxqyxxAHSGW
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAqpL71rLAY3
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】93Please respect copyright.PENANAVfUl8SBnnt
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAefpECyNVg2
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。93Please respect copyright.PENANAiett2wSFrg
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAUcdNamgvYn
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。93Please respect copyright.PENANAkIbARnrKkK
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我:【8號囉。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAZJzNe3kbMU
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】93Please respect copyright.PENANA9YgbZIgWfk
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAPOq8hslwRp
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靚女:【PE得咁少】93Please respect copyright.PENANAMyZafklY1e
PE?講乜呀?93Please respect copyright.PENANAkGOT766S0Q
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAjgbJqBslGp
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。93Please respect copyright.PENANAxk9DRaZeJ7
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。93Please respect copyright.PENANAc37g5bmq5Z
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】93Please respect copyright.PENANACKkbRWb81k
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAWjaH2OyugO
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我:【好呀。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAtce8IjKWpI
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAdyM6Y0ou2J
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我:【吓!咁多?】93Please respect copyright.PENANAY7WMCoXVD2
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】93Please respect copyright.PENANA6lGj1E29QH
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】93Please respect copyright.PENANARALrF07AB9
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靚女:【馬會?】93Please respect copyright.PENANAVZnp5DUzc9
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAKeAjdtL2Ta
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】93Please respect copyright.PENANAzNa92en65a
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。93Please respect copyright.PENANAGdXFvCiMpD
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。93Please respect copyright.PENANA4Td75U7iNY
老婆:[老公!]93Please respect copyright.PENANAtLXBYFuaRf
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。93Please respect copyright.PENANAdMf4yzh2oW
我:[做乜事呀?]93Please respect copyright.PENANAzbaTSIZdx2
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]93Please respect copyright.PENANA18qR8rUagU
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]93Please respect copyright.PENANAlysesPglE1
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。93Please respect copyright.PENANAtYq2QoeDYe
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]93Please respect copyright.PENANAYsGGMK1X3X
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。93Please respect copyright.PENANArfG9BhXpHg
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。93Please respect copyright.PENANA0uP6y4zU0W
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。93Please respect copyright.PENANASlvQ8K9ugV
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。93Please respect copyright.PENANA3DwzWi7gsz
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]93Please respect copyright.PENANAL4muf4hppr
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。93Please respect copyright.PENANAfmT9s9bkNk
我:[乜事呀?]93Please respect copyright.PENANAEgvcjjjdXO
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]93Please respect copyright.PENANA2xRA2Xx0zt
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]93Please respect copyright.PENANAPB3C4oNIpz
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]93Please respect copyright.PENANAquYyW9IitU
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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