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第二回我很好騙386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEg6OpRzk3
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlm2lzym7eN
講真，除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦，如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧，386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDtPdZI9lz
啫係乜？夠厚顏囉。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJUie9h1v6
正所謂水至清則無魚，人至賤則無敵。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGplB6uWSne
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQFu8LpfKW
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我：【Hi.妳好嗎？】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRf8MLH7PU
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靚女：【你幾多歲？】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sOTnvvuFW
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意？386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRskzeRsawH
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人，386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Bu86Jq79N
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7edL8IiBpF
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我：【三十中啦。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJIzyT1o3X
你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBtLRDexuC
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcW3akSE5he
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我：【係呀。。。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVbtlxDji0
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOo81kYP4t
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iZYugvrlw
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我：【攪自己生意。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpKUY5Jh0V
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHCBKoeRsJ
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUth2FoK16G
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCqQ1AhCMw
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCmrq9KFXL
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDbYt3PfBd
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLHvUZWj3k
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎，即刻攞張馬經睇下先。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02tmtGOY5p
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我：【8號囉。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNId84mESAo
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGL5uc3Fvn4
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9nvNeqmjb
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靚女：【PE得咁少】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfZIZXxe2H
PE？講乜呀？386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxVo3xLGed
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2mYBEPbU7
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiw9zQPYWj5
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEGbDb8Mei
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1uoLyqaVv
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KLJGZfjak
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我：【好呀。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWSiMT7BWZ
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLSgpNUdZQ
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我：【吓！咁多？】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6jbff1zrC
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uOPagwUDR
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTGbNXYfk5
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靚女：【馬會？】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIY56BCm5I
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9X2QWXTEZ9
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WRFmB2Mxl
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45iW8hVjzB
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kySen1Uql
老婆：[老公！]386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23Z6SGHMKW
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eN1P867o6
我：[做乜事呀？]386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8NWnF9mup
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTYqLTUgGr
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeuRxLZU6S
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiquCiPresH
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVY2LAmlGdu
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb22M4gTXtD
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakxCHmlBuZ
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k2qLyBUtn
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ3Xm7t8yu
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhnEnyB0tR
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGj0O0Btcy
我：[乜事呀？]386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUWfzX99oN
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRDT3K4Ahk
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwcWyyNEBW
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]386Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFcMrkLgNg
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