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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLtIDL24Lv
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTlg1byFDW
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkl8mUQ0O0
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhz2bRAqMps
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDri2AqWbz
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN18WbWhEf
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgG2qL3pIY
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifOMqeqTvM
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHfi6ayz2M
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靚女：【PE得咁少】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDkIJ7t1O6
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYmsH0drES
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoFO1PUlaK
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RXDbc2ou0
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzhGQ4N6XS
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCjAnOhRKc
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCg0qkAqaN6
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kjdDmpRi1
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靚女：【馬會？】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD15224QUNi
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAb0woNATC
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNarIsWYAGv
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmgXwp7shY
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGqx7TZ1Up
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU56RHVpW6S
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtHTKuuucf
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdXnCbir6y
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZZCLHzYzC
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU75bt3XEAA
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OcYfP6MVU
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXFaKDE4Ea
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAXcwCG5mz
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdpWQBACZe
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mu0T3gklv
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFRJxdKuX4
我：[乜事呀？]193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2OVJxTKr1
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7lxmvfyIA
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUgIV4pLgE
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]193Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvleINA3Uo
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