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無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM96d5C9ZS
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bIYO2ZhZq
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaI3ESLtIc
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxSn7A5f56
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTzl83vIq8
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl4rIboZ6m
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAvNv1RlEW
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9OyG7vwQt
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkeIC4iW5e
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIRloSnkLK
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUw7tnIUfLf
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嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxG6oxALSav
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHue4OHeDKG
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDlpZvbIMY
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsVoaBSVDk
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyORC1OmJ7
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過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]263Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKcgBSgzQD
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