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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡje6qQW3jUq
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你地笑乜野？咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMpP4ijE7r
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT6zF2bBHE
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVn1mCl1fz
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE0Tb7kUNG
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我：【攪自己生意。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOp1xdPhCD
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpc3HGPFxdK
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmTH9ilanZ
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlL58veH33
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuT4gmBDOwB
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkOCP5xVYy
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxNsztJCmW
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我：【8號囉。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrPjzVFHSy
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs82v0DH4qv
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGtijYy3di
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靚女：【PE得咁少】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkWgsa64MO
PE？講乜呀？160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nz2xfhVNI
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKAuQgDgKS
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyERg91t1R
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZmJJWHoCa
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX77ou9hJz
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUQpTHBdpN
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我：【好呀。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokkoqCyz3q
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuZce417bM
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我：【吓！咁多？】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1naVH8v5h0
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zU22S8PbM
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwk97wp69ky
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靚女：【馬會？】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGB2lzVA7OD
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwGVEkzy5R
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBok6KBLNU
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUPQAH5k2X
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvkFKuDu1k
老婆：[老公！]160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HxONcBBIp
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5huRxvPREA
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuJlIq896o
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxm8x6VHiy5
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1feWgmT0m
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VJZqFM7ps
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxIMVFz6Yz
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovGRzNJp8c
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoRnYemO9e
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRROD9hTVML
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcFpKak0Xa
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2M6jjNIvt
我：[乜事呀？]160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLu2HcsNnx
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzJHhBgFzv
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70cx6qVUCQ
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOylp0o0gEJ
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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