第二十六回 ふれあい177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoj8EuZ6HyE
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurONz3Kkm0
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcHpnbESEy
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhZyp4KQoX
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMe8FxbWno
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnze24VZZ9
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望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvJhxAadYk
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9ltVAXkdy
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7an6hNanwZ
一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKlaqzKNSw
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1eS81ULKZ
望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdO7ZKxFzf
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72us9yOfWD
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZrI8NKkLg
亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxh5OqEmeb
佢望住我忍唔住笑。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOkfphOjVm
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajEFLFXHbA
我問：［做乜？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdisIpXGqx
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypdAEd2oKo
亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXZn5yVecz
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFvw3pYKwk
我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6YhpwlfRH
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDHgPihvcf
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrylf0DAOM3
坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9y4i9q7em
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUr416PNIh
攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYlJYB1ACk
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK48zusyPT9
當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFmcVpuIIv
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVhoHb4eTy
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW97RnPqtS
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIoDBR0oda
侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftnSoWXoEh
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LQxtvwPdd
亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC3AN0oRJh
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V4eBvMp0d
我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkQgQqvdfU
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1DZnMFbEX
亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDuBEGrzBu
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5BguwsUw3
我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKllqYa5rk
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32cQQE8fQY
亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T7TbYOJAX
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjGQkwBJzw
我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOHecJCRxo
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Vbs8qkFQV
亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5QZGUSPpT
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzfoPSCW9B
我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6KcZApp7g
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUNu4J6as5
亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcB46TrqTT
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0VnIGQkbX
我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjsWpGb5nB
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdoEiBWK8W
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XT8p3TPB2
亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGSITMW8gx
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzvMtqdZQU
我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1KbDwFpBI
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0aGGcNTft
亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeecH0lBp3E
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRRSI0Q4GW
我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfvmBgrrzp
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYE9xNh6Fl
亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJCFXFLRNf
講完準備起身。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC89qc3Evk1
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvBX8LSN35
我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K5jhQyR7u
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpazJ8ge7E
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRtdhyKamG
相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡna6iqev3iL
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulfXAOu2oW
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzbj9sdepm
話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvVOBHw0ty
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75T5hOd16h
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGoOZ28mzU
正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSr40OFSMjA
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBnh2Dqazz
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TPwXa8Gxg
雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0Sms6SwqT
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9OEF4R6pg
睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG7bOU5CEx
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAa6xD36znC
老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2Huw8pn8a
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXBVgrElDu
我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9krbDApBO
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZdyKuwrwd
老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNLmjQgNWu
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJNshoNWCO
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我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp3sKxR19o
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMTpdq9JTr
老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLFsmRpMAN
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhrjFjdVBk
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIOGPw8qGl
老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5f1ZODfeJ
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrAiJUaMB9
睇呢仲未撲息d火。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFUXcLcc2k
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrXy2GL5Wl
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId7rOuSmYZ
老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RqNAmGrpj
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzLu9gHSq6
我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsljmdYcAc5
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRHnkL2sg6
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnzdlyYSQu
老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEZZv6F1oC
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3qsugY06p
我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2CZPKMyZq
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9QUmkNLJz
老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSWNUjPpUs
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一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX2MCJO4VB
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHp1e0rPEi
亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOFYK6ZRM0
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Xcjd1Nyqc
我：［估計乜？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv8l2mLY8A
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4txKZpmE9l
亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQr6EOkWKG
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwipvFVwXI0
我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZr2aCVBwH
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyShDZBX7k
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5frAzZFaE8
我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gjWdnPYy4
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdykXxFFrwH
亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyByNUggMl
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJu7YtJvWj
我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj72Scmnzai
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsGHGfjksX
亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLK22ClFY1
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIwEOdkqPQ
我：［做乜事要食藥？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFt84ilqum
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMMLtfoMGQ
亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRsSeVdzYs
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bUqaLvGjQ
我：［係唔係太大壓力？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv8soCP1Kd
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS6LA8bTDc
亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rA0O6Ebt7
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhksEMu1VcO
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35HuRxbD37
於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ue0Ohkd2c
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQzLCM9ZJC
我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNl1ucKI32
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yuHZl9Le2
亞儷：［係呀。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MWUj3oLHP
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2ad4AbWQT
佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR295X7Ffhh
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuOhZOp62v
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvXguSWemp
正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq56lSvTvAN
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdgqj1XVwz
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCW2Kq3apwb
我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYe88AFMMt
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpdud6J1ZB
亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbbsQRnBpv
177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJyMZV4HBk
剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。177Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYhR5xerpx
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