第二十六回 ふれあい406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6N8enN7frx
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDHQX53pfv
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1H1FE9tQF
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk17vCPeddo
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalN86LAobN
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPU6ZpyXZu
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望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzNDFvCg0e
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSoMnAm3o5
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一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNblZlGTod
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望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pCkP0dCRw
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iwNwPGHWn
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亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveG9N7cmaa
佢望住我忍唔住笑。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CDjkPSCww
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我問：［做乜？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnawyBofXe4
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亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2DJmQFLQk
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我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85ZNgKRtWo
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZASwP08I6J
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坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwBRxgF0Yf
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攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpAtWAkg25
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當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZsFgHY29Y
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35Ls3FpvCZ
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwVxfeXK4E
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侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniHGYHapqu
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亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEE2yEYcL6
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我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDEtIp63hQ
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亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKrdna9WGp
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我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn8iE2fqJI
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亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXzsQUxq2E
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我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjzhxOyAS5
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亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotlns5qUYy
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我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnH0Ar259G
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亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YCOh0z00A
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我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbjbnwOcZH
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3YpUwAmc4
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亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj27FUfHRPU
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我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN9QTuNYcn
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亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBOUmeGOhw
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我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHTecL00PQ
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亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G1V5Vm9yA
講完準備起身。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKevNRJwnnz
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我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbHQGYap0h
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IBLVq1dhy
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相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP1icImUZs
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyg3UZUaNB
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話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVMjXRT5QA
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpe6hksRcM
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正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4bLI1KAWu
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jSJwUmRrt
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雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwOZQ70jz1
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睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz775dj3nq
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老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7X2bodZJ2
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我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUN6MzLjLI7
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老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPsfTEwBa8
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r7yMMoc9k
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我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhZc9GmmvN
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老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNC4dv1RUH
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5fTVBdpzi
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老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXqdMPaVC0
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睇呢仲未撲息d火。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUU7k6HgWf
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVmBHrxKoF
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老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDEY96wvz3
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我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEBGcV5LLX
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUSt7WDtBF
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老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTt9RTEfIci
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我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UcOAfxsUe
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老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xa4KY7ly5
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一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkZva02A7v
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亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GPuOPypWh
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我：［估計乜？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEyV810ht6
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亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBmSeNHkG3
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我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8eJmrnMHP
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzNvsVKpXD
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我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGjh7KNmHP
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亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwz8Of6BXQ
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我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLafbQ5FLXV
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDkER5yikr
亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOEOlOi7tT
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我：［做乜事要食藥？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4ySCi7Z7S
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhqySMY6GS
亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQI5SibAk0b
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我：［係唔係太大壓力？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2J1Mr8zKc
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亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDqaVXIiHP
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPL2dF34lZ
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於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwOeR6q6wm
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我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmqKTNHS6l
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亞儷：［係呀。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXr4vxS9TR
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佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXWJZH7WGb
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8q5r1jUvE
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLYHRAwIoe
正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYk6InrxSs
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1JOWXKyyI
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZdL92pYs9
我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv6mX8aoyC
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRWzq3ExWL
亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQd8ZtOsHY
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剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NBBJXa6Hk
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