第二十六回 ふれあい157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO91M9VqPNv
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5cnyGiBlZ
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXbqzKmuuu
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLED4GQDiwa
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGQVqySnsZ
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTMMWmjrpB
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望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbAHPdP2I0
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcNoguJdrb
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWY4TPSQyO
一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS1wQFja36
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望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGv8ok5BdK
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2WHNjonH2
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaEUewsMQL
亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0446v8rp3
佢望住我忍唔住笑。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAbzQ6yDGx
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJuQLXDF2D
我問：［做乜？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxCoI1nOvt
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAKyMQuS3A
亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RPdgMtoFj
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0s4qLzqXR
我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJJUkcbNhP
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhWHOfA4hy
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坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz3dzz0Yps
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6t7JebOQw
攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDZ5woUxvK
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUNQQ8qPs5
當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntdiX3IETB
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4KUQdvMJK
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbEPLFxrHU
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侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdP5IlouRS
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2zbv3oyOl
亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EPKtaYGGc
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzncHOHq4SQ
我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KDpWZ6naF
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNLOf5GPzt
亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT3T5Lpirr
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我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUUe4M1sER
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qc1ePqCV1
亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8Rp7ce6S8
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziemlPSHDQ
我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EhezdxnlZ
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKOrOyaaxW
亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe0zJNlEhU
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMBLu6vM7q
我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnSXonhXvM
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQ5HlJMUAD
亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cGcZPepmG
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfNEju8uR6
我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqk8AQ6uza
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFHQB2qYSf
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6jFVaPppW
亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3bn4ocHkw
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyLGeDvDjg
我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB399pUXpg
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLPpoBWusd
亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZOUBcLurj
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpy3TVVidQF
我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSLl7H3ag5
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TjiTXadaI
亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8GEACPKDn
講完準備起身。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbCRzUMLS1
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Yt1cT41n4
我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORR2ioj7X9
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsTfZ4UgYw
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLov5lHrpi
相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7HOGXTbls
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIG4yEKKaI
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIrdz2fLDe
話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TEJp5uutW
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQk3XZ6Vin
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9Tzn65vqX
正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJhJMGYeAa
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNugQO1Sei7
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhJmV22Mbt
雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5czy8TFX8
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8nCEpiGf5
睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDmBTxUngy
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZfItS4ShR
老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUSjrZhWss
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRDjqkLK3Q
我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9auFbsorh
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8dvGUP71O
老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5BLv5403Z
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY0VqxcIMd
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我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6SEZgP9ic
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSrSm2R5cx
老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw5A5nvQA8
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTggCkrmU6q
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxa0Vr7roc
老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI75GfMD0xj
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMZajmrejU
睇呢仲未撲息d火。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfR9EkY1gK
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3YLf48BY2
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPlcWoJS6s
老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubEubmhZm9
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyzErofJVd
我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DwGHbwsw6
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnvoPECUDe
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLXAP9jV2i
老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i79Ve4dI7
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP6eNC4BKt
我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr0EyFQFB9
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xz89NM899
老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXiZMp57DW
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hDg4RY15y
一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡao347ZhRgS
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亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDikMS6HV3t
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBXS7KpyJJ
我：［估計乜？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXPJE9Q8z8
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEggqzn9rp
亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec5ux6tXWI
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uLb3jJ7Lj
我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hxLtYgRX5
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoz9FSKm2g
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87yhhRGfEv
我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFX2sk1NGV
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAJqFCXBU2
亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWo5FcOvNi
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkcpSQXbuO
我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44kyKA1Usn
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SLGhTRba6
亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLf9RHGdpzU
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyk12NH0ZU
我：［做乜事要食藥？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtLJvgm23M
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxrvMtjRBs
亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoBxnM9gEA
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ4sIH6KV1
我：［係唔係太大壓力？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWjFJ8ucwC
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruwr4VSe8l
亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Y20vSUzD9
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiq6hkeUoF
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0Eg8I0q8k
於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSORglvLXJ7
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我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTJ2c28mDp
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGAmSIqcHA
亞儷：［係呀。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaEe5gczmS
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz0VdbPgQQ
佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60iIanQCkD
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpIXwOfQqy
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7tOGF0lIf
正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1IqzWHPEw
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2kOPpWyNf
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXg5nu5fpV
我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNGuPFD4E2
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisXKnPm2wv
亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcu5LKHY2u8
157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNNfvVEUII
剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。157Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp69CQdkey
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