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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人,就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊,呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。105Please respect copyright.PENANAJoFhw9XW06
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火,你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦,又唔係喎。105Please respect copyright.PENANAHInME2OjBa
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五十歲人妻:【無所謂啦,你係到搵乜架?】105Please respect copyright.PENANAyHL8cd2wYp
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五十歲人妻:【真係?如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣?】105Please respect copyright.PENANARKhi5EOVe1
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五十歲人妻:【點解?呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩?】105Please respect copyright.PENANAYrCSHrx9B3
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我:【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAL6T6kcMi2K
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五十歲人妻:【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】105Please respect copyright.PENANA2awXRntMsB
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我:【真係唔係想偷食呢。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAa7yr5qW2IT
正所謂敵不動我不動,睇下佢下一招出乜先。105Please respect copyright.PENANAMMkEl3T4Pc
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五十歲人妻:【哈哈,你係第一個say No嘅人,通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAFon2jHpQKj
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我:【佢地餓啫,咁妳因乜事玩app?】105Please respect copyright.PENANAISwLo8lur8
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五十歲人妻:【悶囉。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAFbbQuacKJI
十個人妻十個都話悶架啦,試下佢先。105Please respect copyright.PENANA6HrgMyxNT3
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我:【咁妳有無約過?】105Please respect copyright.PENANA7nmuoasbXD
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五十歲人妻:【有一個,食過一次飯。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAh7Ljjzj8KI
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我:【無下場咩?】105Please respect copyright.PENANALuxijiQbeX
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五十歲人妻:【無呀?咁你做乜玩app呀人夫?】105Please respect copyright.PENANAuBuP4TxD3g
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我:【悶囉。】105Please respect copyright.PENANA4AD87zO1Oa
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五十歲人妻:【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAXQDlUe5e2o
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我:【老婆唔多理我。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAAnIUrd4ML5
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五十歲人妻:【你有無工介紹呀?】105Please respect copyright.PENANAHEuPBTOYU4
吓?玩app搵工?真係第一次撞到喎,定係扮媛交?105Please respect copyright.PENANAdzNK8g82qP
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我:【唔怕辛苦咪做飲食囉,譚仔長期請人,再唔係麥記囉。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAZYgU7y7vGX
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五十歲人妻:【做嗰D工咁辛苦整粗晒隻手。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAybJlNjPU0n
睇呢都係想引我入局架啦,我先無咁蠢。105Please respect copyright.PENANA3MOtL1KWnq
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我:【咁做媛交囉。】105Please respect copyright.PENANATXbPdAMIgq
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五十歲人妻:【我要正經嘅工呀。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAYkypdXIB1i
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我:【咁幫妳唔到喎。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAd9k8QHDHuQ
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五十歲人妻:【你搵幾錢一個月呀?】105Please respect copyright.PENANAkVhLOLKB8D
似啦,佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。105Please respect copyright.PENANADlgxL3CVKS
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我:【萬多D。】105Please respect copyright.PENANArGdM1LRwa6
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五十歲人妻:【吓!咁少,唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAQh8L3S0BGo
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五十歲人妻:【其實你幾多歲?】105Please respect copyright.PENANAnW8pczqG4R
問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。105Please respect copyright.PENANAtUGRpui5rr
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我:【四十幾。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAKNbX0QEzyi
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五十歲人妻:【吓?乜你咁大年紀架。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAFdwhNu1aVd
喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎,睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班,呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。105Please respect copyright.PENANAxkrPIaG4wV
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我:【咁啫係妳唔係五十歲啦。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAeLhstuHMYW
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五十歲人妻:【我邊有咁老,三十幾之嗎。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAKU0ayKNq7k
哦,原來係呢玩人嘅。105Please respect copyright.PENANAb0sLExJigT
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我:【咁三十幾扮五十歲係乜野玩法?】105Please respect copyright.PENANABMFwkq98f2
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五十歲人妻:【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】105Please respect copyright.PENANASJu5cD0QbJ
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾,似十幾歲多D囉。105Please respect copyright.PENANAhBeiHhYcGd
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我:【咁我悶想搵人傾計啫,又無講咸野又無話約。】105Please respect copyright.PENANANZM6V1jK5d
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五十歲人妻:【一睇就知你無朋友啦,又搵得咁少,重要學人玩app添,如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉,你講野又悶又唔好玩。】105Please respect copyright.PENANALHBktSwmle
條眼眉開始失控咁跳,手激動到有D震,個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅,要大返佢轉頭。105Please respect copyright.PENANA8SSpTQzolp
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我:【妳唔係咁天真呀?網上傾計點會同人講真話呀,唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩?】105Please respect copyright.PENANAMK5QANOAno
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五十歲人妻:【超,公屋仔扮有錢佬呀?】105Please respect copyright.PENANAkYQANkKQsO
仆街丫,佢乜都知道晒咁嘅。105Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5NefI8NdB
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忽然佢又爆咗句:【哈哈,我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多,幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女,知唔知個醜字點寫。】105Please respect copyright.PENANAgpN3DcIV8m
睇到呢到真係忍無可忍,串我老串我無錢無朋友都無所謂,居然賤到兩公婆一齊玩人,105Please respect copyright.PENANA98AjRhI0gx
最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦,原來有D人可以仆街過我。105Please respect copyright.PENANAUdlOP5ek6y
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢,好彩我係一個有修養嘅人,幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口,不過.... 比人咁樣串,唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。105Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q8E8POsDS
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫:[黃小明。]105Please respect copyright.PENANAIKAb89gutg
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係剛才個肥護士,我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講:[乜事呀?]105Please respect copyright.PENANAVeW9vPO0vw
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肥護士:[醫生嚟咗啦。]105Please respect copyright.PENANAe1N2C9JR5s
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無理會佢繼續打字,跟住聽到另一把女聲講:[黃先生,麻煩你放底部手機先。]105Please respect copyright.PENANA4CaxGr9mCl
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真係麻煩:[打埋幾隻字就得啦!]105Please respect copyright.PENANAr6tVjYg3LH
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醫生:[黃先生,我重有好多症要睇架?]105Please respect copyright.PENANA6lPSg66Ovu
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比人係咁吹真係好煩,當我放底手機想爆粗時:[都話等…]105Please respect copyright.PENANAV955CI5zU2
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生,而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人,點解佢會係呢到嘅?105Please respect copyright.PENANASCEILb5WMj
真係開心都嚟唔切講咗句:[嘉倩!]105Please respect copyright.PENANAII3e7d6JXv
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~未完待續~105Please respect copyright.PENANAerCs1uf7gx
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