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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人，就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊，呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyHNTxXZV0
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火，你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦，又唔係喎。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEafra1FJA
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五十歲人妻：【點解？呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩？】211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDNaAhbiAT
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五十歲人妻：【哈哈，你係第一個say No嘅人，通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n0U7hotBW
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喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎，睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班，呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgsDKGiajF
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五十歲人妻：【我邊有咁老，三十幾之嗎。】211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zmKgscOED
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五十歲人妻：【一睇就知你無朋友啦，又搵得咁少，重要學人玩app添，如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉，你講野又悶又唔好玩。】211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58EU3Pu8Rl
條眼眉開始失控咁跳，手激動到有D震，個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅，要大返佢轉頭。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVL1vYeY8EF
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忽然佢又爆咗句：【哈哈，我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多，幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女，知唔知個醜字點寫。】211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTIiVPUMle
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢，好彩我係一個有修養嘅人，幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口，不過.... 比人咁樣串，唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRrxkhDjDr
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫：[黃小明。]211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF5xPl3HYh
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生，而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人，點解佢會係呢到嘅？211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGuYJ04wMz
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