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睇討論區好得意,無論係事時版又好飲食版都好,就算係寵物版玩具版甚至係宗教版都一樣有人鍾意嘈交。都係離不開立場唔同啫其實有乜好嘈,比你贏咗又點?109Please respect copyright.PENANAF0uECzp4Sk
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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人,就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊,呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。109Please respect copyright.PENANAyBsbCq0nSL
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火,你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦,又唔係喎。109Please respect copyright.PENANA2LSTEW8oyJ
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話說啱啱見到有人用五十歲人妻呢做自介,於是好奇add呢傾下。109Please respect copyright.PENANAuwgttax5c1
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我:【好少見人咁老實寫自己年齡喎。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAet2T5nhvaz
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五十歲人妻:【無所謂啦,你係到搵乜架?】109Please respect copyright.PENANABwOKqEsq0N
唉,又係呢D問題,真係答到悶。109Please respect copyright.PENANAgApHP0Z8y0
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我:【無乜野搵,只係想搵人傾下計啫。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAfxKPcp4EjO
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五十歲人妻:【真係?如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣?】109Please respect copyright.PENANAikvxOsumZw
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出,況且我現在係醫院出條命。109Please respect copyright.PENANAK2c5AltMsL
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我:【唔會囉。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAzUpueBaMZN
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五十歲人妻:【點解?呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩?】109Please respect copyright.PENANAqSxw4FpZzZ
又唔可以話佢錯嘅只係我今日唔得啫。109Please respect copyright.PENANAwrN4ymuXlg
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我:【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAE3KGsHgOlh
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五十歲人妻:【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAECxzeKrHxB
講到明就唚啦,邊有女人會咁主動丫,十成係D呃錢啦,見無聊先同妳玩兩野咋。109Please respect copyright.PENANA3KcHJmKHK4
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我:【真係唔係想偷食呢。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAksY0nx4aIL
正所謂敵不動我不動,睇下佢下一招出乜先。109Please respect copyright.PENANA3SbtynyvZa
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五十歲人妻:【哈哈,你係第一個say No嘅人,通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】109Please respect copyright.PENANA0eCDiW1C3e
係喎,點解我唔記得呢招,失敗。109Please respect copyright.PENANAk1OmWfjFMP
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我:【佢地餓啫,咁妳因乜事玩app?】109Please respect copyright.PENANA18kU4aaJni
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五十歲人妻:【悶囉。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAj9MAxZCz0q
十個人妻十個都話悶架啦,試下佢先。109Please respect copyright.PENANATT6b6JStbn
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我:【咁妳有無約過?】109Please respect copyright.PENANAxJrE4LoH2n
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五十歲人妻:【有一個,食過一次飯。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAkNSMNrKhVW
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我:【無下場咩?】109Please respect copyright.PENANAnI7179IN0s
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五十歲人妻:【無呀?咁你做乜玩app呀人夫?】109Please respect copyright.PENANAvghh113Lr9
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我:【悶囉。】109Please respect copyright.PENANArp9mtRAJ2k
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五十歲人妻:【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAZWkIEBy0uN
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我:【老婆唔多理我。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAIkPh4fBSbL
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五十歲人妻:【你有無工介紹呀?】109Please respect copyright.PENANAKNdE7c1AQU
吓?玩app搵工?真係第一次撞到喎,定係扮媛交?109Please respect copyright.PENANASXQyMysiVy
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我:【唔怕辛苦咪做飲食囉,譚仔長期請人,再唔係麥記囉。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAJoxG0IKhQs
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五十歲人妻:【做嗰D工咁辛苦整粗晒隻手。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAEfyAVf4MFh
睇呢都係想引我入局架啦,我先無咁蠢。109Please respect copyright.PENANAd1glWhFNTC
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我:【咁做媛交囉。】109Please respect copyright.PENANA63HCeCwZTE
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五十歲人妻:【我要正經嘅工呀。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAcrUwGOWWTY
唔係雞咁唔通係金融騙局?109Please respect copyright.PENANAcUs41e6EQW
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我:【咁幫妳唔到喎。】109Please respect copyright.PENANA7if5d1ojVq
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五十歲人妻:【你搵幾錢一個月呀?】109Please respect copyright.PENANAKW1kE2Q2pc
似啦,佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。109Please respect copyright.PENANAmZxFUfbLIf
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我:【萬多D。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAFxNL434Ccs
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五十歲人妻:【吓!咁少,唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】109Please respect copyright.PENANApDKGDhQSRt
我條眼眉開始係咁跳。109Please respect copyright.PENANAyp9pdmhjGg
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五十歲人妻:【其實你幾多歲?】109Please respect copyright.PENANAfcZFde4J4R
問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。109Please respect copyright.PENANA4urMlIUyRG
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我:【四十幾。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAfk6IFgGIRg
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五十歲人妻:【吓?乜你咁大年紀架。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAS9QRBvdpMG
喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎,睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班,呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。109Please respect copyright.PENANApA0HPgQhe6
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我:【咁啫係妳唔係五十歲啦。】109Please respect copyright.PENANA0VkvHDXg8D
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五十歲人妻:【我邊有咁老,三十幾之嗎。】109Please respect copyright.PENANACnNc4H7Ilt
哦,原來係呢玩人嘅。109Please respect copyright.PENANAXqrR6WWxTi
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我:【咁三十幾扮五十歲係乜野玩法?】109Please respect copyright.PENANAD4bEIoUmXe
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五十歲人妻:【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAutzyDeZ87q
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾,似十幾歲多D囉。109Please respect copyright.PENANA5t2kGQlpHZ
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我:【咁我悶想搵人傾計啫,又無講咸野又無話約。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAOvqcVh2YWf
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五十歲人妻:【一睇就知你無朋友啦,又搵得咁少,重要學人玩app添,如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉,你講野又悶又唔好玩。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAftiD9RTmoN
條眼眉開始失控咁跳,手激動到有D震,個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅,要大返佢轉頭。109Please respect copyright.PENANAybOvYNUkWx
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我:【妳唔係咁天真呀?網上傾計點會同人講真話呀,唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩?】109Please respect copyright.PENANAfuNOICik5h
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五十歲人妻:【超,公屋仔扮有錢佬呀?】109Please respect copyright.PENANAHeu9Cy3sap
仆街丫,佢乜都知道晒咁嘅。109Please respect copyright.PENANAEhls3Ai3ov
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忽然佢又爆咗句:【哈哈,我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多,幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女,知唔知個醜字點寫。】109Please respect copyright.PENANAGq9sIVqb4H
睇到呢到真係忍無可忍,串我老串我無錢無朋友都無所謂,居然賤到兩公婆一齊玩人,109Please respect copyright.PENANA5DHOLqxYcr
最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦,原來有D人可以仆街過我。109Please respect copyright.PENANAcQsZCXsw7O
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢,好彩我係一個有修養嘅人,幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口,不過.... 比人咁樣串,唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。109Please respect copyright.PENANAjCi5S43X1d
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫:[黃小明。]109Please respect copyright.PENANAfQPm6pXUM7
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係剛才個肥護士,我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講:[乜事呀?]109Please respect copyright.PENANAH2rkzGjlOp
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肥護士:[醫生嚟咗啦。]109Please respect copyright.PENANAVWcUAWXpcB
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無理會佢繼續打字,跟住聽到另一把女聲講:[黃先生,麻煩你放底部手機先。]109Please respect copyright.PENANAnKKgyfatKz
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真係麻煩:[打埋幾隻字就得啦!]109Please respect copyright.PENANAUIApGK2Ega
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醫生:[黃先生,我重有好多症要睇架?]109Please respect copyright.PENANA9BijxSz7Sh
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比人係咁吹真係好煩,當我放底手機想爆粗時:[都話等…]109Please respect copyright.PENANAZFtdum8BNV
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生,而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人,點解佢會係呢到嘅?109Please respect copyright.PENANAmMMUEF43lK
真係開心都嚟唔切講咗句:[嘉倩!]109Please respect copyright.PENANAZYoDueSjwY
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~未完待續~109Please respect copyright.PENANAOCqdaYfy3w
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