九月十二日 星期一 二零二二 晴167Please respect copyright.PENANAHv6zhNF7nf
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日前,室友傳來討論區帖文,港男普遍無法接受花裙。167Please respect copyright.PENANAKuY9qsGmRd
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室友:我想起你男友XD167Please respect copyright.PENANAY4kktXHRzo
我:上周我給他看跟你們一起拍的照片。他說「你的朋友穿得多正常,你穿得花喱碌不知像什麼!」我反駁說友人L說我的裙子很有渡假風情,跟黃金海岸好配XD男友無奈。167Please respect copyright.PENANA4bx7RpajKM
室友:XD
今天身體好點才外出。下午,我跟男友買了小吃到觀塘海濱坐在長椅午餐。看到一對年輕情侶,女生穿花裙。167Please respect copyright.PENANAGfnKG0PLVl
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我:看吧,小女生也穿花裙,人家穿得多漂亮,瘦就穿得好看。167Please respect copyright.PENANA4OQBi1tYdY
男友:不好看,穿花裙就是老成。167Please respect copyright.PENANAjluhUIhCDA
然後,他指著前面一個大嬸的背影:你看,穿花裙都是大嬸,所以穿花裙很老很難看。167Please respect copyright.PENANAJN54nwTksE
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看到一對新人在拍婚照,有6~7個兄弟和姊妹。167Please respect copyright.PENANAJUwb5Ea2S4
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我:看到那麼多人就覺得麻煩,像你妹妹般什麼都不搞多好。167Please respect copyright.PENANAHIzvtupZP0
男友:也許要湊人數到幸運數字才這麼多人。167Please respect copyright.PENANAePAEGg3GPE
我:前年表妹在日本結婚,姨丈牽她進場時緊張得全身僵硬,走路像機械人,還被人拍了片,真的很慘XD167Please respect copyright.PENANABEMl9dlg1E
男友:你現在還笑,將來到你走時可能比他更僵硬XD167Please respect copyright.PENANAx7O8lPoXWu
我:這是不可能發生的,我不會在教堂行禮XD167Please respect copyright.PENANAYILHqz96FA
男友:但你還是會行禮嘛XD167Please respect copyright.PENANA1mUmLHuFzI
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午餐後,我們到商場逛逛又到晚餐時間。他帶我到工廠大廈找餐廳,卻要爬六層樓梯。我每爬一層都要休息,大腿筋很累。167Please respect copyright.PENANAY5wtJACSDH
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我:現在這樣爬一層樓梯都喘氣......遲些行山又要......死了。167Please respect copyright.PENANAuTsn8Waogq
男友:就叫你平日要多運動,現在就不會這樣了。167Please respect copyright.PENANAUG8hAFDA4u
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好不容易到了六樓,那餐廳沒開。167Please respect copyright.PENANA0oK0YNlvj7
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男友:另一間在十一樓......167Please respect copyright.PENANAUiMosUYhLK
我:=.=‘’那只好慢慢爬......167Please respect copyright.PENANA5FYZFPGa3n
男友:不去了,到另一大廈吃。167Please respect copyright.PENANApYOHaN1x7m
我:為什麼?167Please respect copyright.PENANA9W5qzpxvcf
男友:我怕你還沒爬到,一會在梯間暈倒XD167Please respect copyright.PENANAC3svaK3Xcx
我:沒什麼,大不了明天的報紙頭版看到我,寫著「一名肥婆在工廈梯間暈倒,同行男友無力把她抬走,報警求助,兩名救護員合力將她抬離現場,送院治療。」167Please respect copyright.PENANAOzOXGFpXbO
男友:不會無力抬走你囉XD167Please respect copyright.PENANAB4PJXBnKsH
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最後,我們吃了勿當奴。我吃了脆弱雞腿包,味道跟麥當勞好像,但雞腿更辣,感覺肉新鮮點。167Please respect copyright.PENANAlbEK6dCp5D
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晚餐後,我們又回到海濱看燈飾,他覺得潮語燈牌好漂亮。我覺得一點都不漂亮。167Please respect copyright.PENANAwJXTRp8STb
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我:我都知你不浪漫的了,所以從沒期待過賞月......167Please respect copyright.PENANArI8ihc9i2u
男友:中秋都過了,不用賞月,實際點。167Please respect copyright.PENANAGjPdJCmJOS
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回家後,他覺得很累因為今天沒跑步;我覺得沒那麼累因為今天走少了。 167Please respect copyright.PENANAWtrkDwSR6L