七月十五日 星期五 二零二二 雨152Please respect copyright.PENANAoxX6tHLYi9
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同事C在街市看到漂亮的草莓,買了回來吃了一粒,奇酸無比。她放在茶水間讓人隨便吃,眾人吃都酸到面容扭曲,說不敢再挑機。XD152Please respect copyright.PENANAt6CY6kXiih
我記起之前客人送了一樽Rosewood的高級櫻桃果醬來但無人問津,我把草莓點櫻桃醬,吃下去。酸草莓變甜好好吃,我吃了五粒,再叫同事這樣吃。152Please respect copyright.PENANAPGoNDXH1ef
我告訴男友這件事,他馬上傳張圖來,上面計算了一粒草莓加果醬幾多卡路里。152Please respect copyright.PENANA4H9MxkuGGw
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我:我食幾粒啫XD152Please respect copyright.PENANAjrLwwTptAE
男友:一粒136卡,幾粒已經500卡152Please respect copyright.PENANADrz1QNvMqx
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男友:我哥說你衣著好像大嬸152Please respect copyright.PENANAHA1ce6ck5d
我:是嗎?那他有沒有問你為什麼跟大嬸一起啊?XD152Please respect copyright.PENANAABL4eX3Mdp
男友:衣著問題啫152Please respect copyright.PENANAde8ZUFNkF8
晚上協力,我特地在團頻說:大嬸找協力:)152Please respect copyright.PENANArJwJ2RSX4c
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力:XD152Please respect copyright.PENANA2gocY6QHsm
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昨天我特地搞個大嬸造型上班,穿花裙,用鯊魚夾把頭髮捲起。152Please respect copyright.PENANAqMfOwNefz5
老闆:你這樣捲起頭髮好可愛152Please respect copyright.PENANATKi6PFZPwE
我:不是像大嬸嗎XD152Please respect copyright.PENANAlPsu2FrJAN
男友:都叫你穿淨色就沒那麼像大嬸152Please respect copyright.PENANA0dAxq3ra1d
我:由於你不喜歡我穿花裙,我跟你見面已經沒穿花裙啦152Please respect copyright.PENANAYpgWFFoA0y
男友:你的貓衣服太花俏152Please respect copyright.PENANApc4UdgFITG
我:即使像大嬸,我還是要穿貓衣服,你想要年輕的可以去找小蘿莉152Please respect copyright.PENANAyEziwAU7hb
男友:-.-"152Please respect copyright.PENANAgfXQUabhxo