九月十二日 星期一 二零二二 晴179Please respect copyright.PENANA8HA5c30v58
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日前,室友傳來討論區帖文,港男普遍無法接受花裙。179Please respect copyright.PENANAarZjEiyzFL
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室友:我想起你男友XD179Please respect copyright.PENANAl1xcwvFt0Q
我:上周我給他看跟你們一起拍的照片。他說「你的朋友穿得多正常,你穿得花喱碌不知像什麼!」我反駁說友人L說我的裙子很有渡假風情,跟黃金海岸好配XD男友無奈。179Please respect copyright.PENANAD4a3xHNkIO
室友:XD
今天身體好點才外出。下午,我跟男友買了小吃到觀塘海濱坐在長椅午餐。看到一對年輕情侶,女生穿花裙。179Please respect copyright.PENANAoSHr8GmoQQ
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我:看吧,小女生也穿花裙,人家穿得多漂亮,瘦就穿得好看。179Please respect copyright.PENANA8Jk3PbSJml
男友:不好看,穿花裙就是老成。179Please respect copyright.PENANANw2ZAkuwXk
然後,他指著前面一個大嬸的背影:你看,穿花裙都是大嬸,所以穿花裙很老很難看。179Please respect copyright.PENANA1FhZr5NeAp
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看到一對新人在拍婚照,有6~7個兄弟和姊妹。179Please respect copyright.PENANAP1WNHLDSB3
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我:看到那麼多人就覺得麻煩,像你妹妹般什麼都不搞多好。179Please respect copyright.PENANAAjqTdStU14
男友:也許要湊人數到幸運數字才這麼多人。179Please respect copyright.PENANAEkFCDUhVyW
我:前年表妹在日本結婚,姨丈牽她進場時緊張得全身僵硬,走路像機械人,還被人拍了片,真的很慘XD179Please respect copyright.PENANA23z1awzcEa
男友:你現在還笑,將來到你走時可能比他更僵硬XD179Please respect copyright.PENANAeggrVzTCbQ
我:這是不可能發生的,我不會在教堂行禮XD179Please respect copyright.PENANAJjeM2GOSCf
男友:但你還是會行禮嘛XD179Please respect copyright.PENANAp59RdqhmTe
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午餐後,我們到商場逛逛又到晚餐時間。他帶我到工廠大廈找餐廳,卻要爬六層樓梯。我每爬一層都要休息,大腿筋很累。179Please respect copyright.PENANAU3vicpMsTD
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我:現在這樣爬一層樓梯都喘氣......遲些行山又要......死了。179Please respect copyright.PENANAwFefEw38oQ
男友:就叫你平日要多運動,現在就不會這樣了。179Please respect copyright.PENANAOPLwklFUvD
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好不容易到了六樓,那餐廳沒開。179Please respect copyright.PENANAqp1obSAdq5
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男友:另一間在十一樓......179Please respect copyright.PENANAFIg5iCATo0
我:=.=‘’那只好慢慢爬......179Please respect copyright.PENANAv3UHRS2sQR
男友:不去了,到另一大廈吃。179Please respect copyright.PENANA2vKIHwSLZw
我:為什麼?179Please respect copyright.PENANAhcmn880RBX
男友:我怕你還沒爬到,一會在梯間暈倒XD179Please respect copyright.PENANAcUdEEY66Xi
我:沒什麼,大不了明天的報紙頭版看到我,寫著「一名肥婆在工廈梯間暈倒,同行男友無力把她抬走,報警求助,兩名救護員合力將她抬離現場,送院治療。」179Please respect copyright.PENANAn3vwmufp6z
男友:不會無力抬走你囉XD179Please respect copyright.PENANAgLl7OxkUC6
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最後,我們吃了勿當奴。我吃了脆弱雞腿包,味道跟麥當勞好像,但雞腿更辣,感覺肉新鮮點。179Please respect copyright.PENANAjDNoF64qCD
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晚餐後,我們又回到海濱看燈飾,他覺得潮語燈牌好漂亮。我覺得一點都不漂亮。179Please respect copyright.PENANAzAyGbewesB
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我:我都知你不浪漫的了,所以從沒期待過賞月......179Please respect copyright.PENANAi6u1g81csX
男友:中秋都過了,不用賞月,實際點。179Please respect copyright.PENANAX8KSiodyOE
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回家後,他覺得很累因為今天沒跑步;我覺得沒那麼累因為今天走少了。 179Please respect copyright.PENANAfG3dkBkrwf