九月十二日 星期一 二零二二 晴196Please respect copyright.PENANAHOS1FfG04k
196Please respect copyright.PENANAaEho3Ekj3p
日前,室友傳來討論區帖文,港男普遍無法接受花裙。196Please respect copyright.PENANA9Hlr52BBkH
196Please respect copyright.PENANAqgTEUrsXex
室友:我想起你男友XD196Please respect copyright.PENANAZMSjyp9zzT
我:上周我給他看跟你們一起拍的照片。他說「你的朋友穿得多正常,你穿得花喱碌不知像什麼!」我反駁說友人L說我的裙子很有渡假風情,跟黃金海岸好配XD男友無奈。196Please respect copyright.PENANAat7xSBOx44
室友:XD
今天身體好點才外出。下午,我跟男友買了小吃到觀塘海濱坐在長椅午餐。看到一對年輕情侶,女生穿花裙。196Please respect copyright.PENANAwH8mpiS3Ug
196Please respect copyright.PENANASCjQMKaDnI
我:看吧,小女生也穿花裙,人家穿得多漂亮,瘦就穿得好看。196Please respect copyright.PENANAVqs33DqRcx
男友:不好看,穿花裙就是老成。196Please respect copyright.PENANArBtP36vMTv
然後,他指著前面一個大嬸的背影:你看,穿花裙都是大嬸,所以穿花裙很老很難看。196Please respect copyright.PENANAhalK0Iz6m0
196Please respect copyright.PENANAgRKrULmrNy
看到一對新人在拍婚照,有6~7個兄弟和姊妹。196Please respect copyright.PENANA2RTLaC9W5u
196Please respect copyright.PENANAka9pIvcqsu
我:看到那麼多人就覺得麻煩,像你妹妹般什麼都不搞多好。196Please respect copyright.PENANAvLod0NedtA
男友:也許要湊人數到幸運數字才這麼多人。196Please respect copyright.PENANAdGVVAjYRpW
我:前年表妹在日本結婚,姨丈牽她進場時緊張得全身僵硬,走路像機械人,還被人拍了片,真的很慘XD196Please respect copyright.PENANAw98lqWln97
男友:你現在還笑,將來到你走時可能比他更僵硬XD196Please respect copyright.PENANAeN3mqkOAir
我:這是不可能發生的,我不會在教堂行禮XD196Please respect copyright.PENANARsMT9f4jP9
男友:但你還是會行禮嘛XD196Please respect copyright.PENANA7iYKbiq3u1
196Please respect copyright.PENANA1BSzlbwTQT
午餐後,我們到商場逛逛又到晚餐時間。他帶我到工廠大廈找餐廳,卻要爬六層樓梯。我每爬一層都要休息,大腿筋很累。196Please respect copyright.PENANAbSvpOjcITD
196Please respect copyright.PENANAIdlCFhZrbk
我:現在這樣爬一層樓梯都喘氣......遲些行山又要......死了。196Please respect copyright.PENANA4KKWW9ka2h
男友:就叫你平日要多運動,現在就不會這樣了。196Please respect copyright.PENANAXmHf8tOLEN
196Please respect copyright.PENANAWXwvB0eKVL
好不容易到了六樓,那餐廳沒開。196Please respect copyright.PENANAxS96OXSJQg
196Please respect copyright.PENANAI25zMIpwyN
男友:另一間在十一樓......196Please respect copyright.PENANAN4Cs6OX4L3
我:=.=‘’那只好慢慢爬......196Please respect copyright.PENANA1BH7JkOLUw
男友:不去了,到另一大廈吃。196Please respect copyright.PENANARRvthAuLgd
我:為什麼?196Please respect copyright.PENANAWKTOs9wU2h
男友:我怕你還沒爬到,一會在梯間暈倒XD196Please respect copyright.PENANAgpPdDnxODD
我:沒什麼,大不了明天的報紙頭版看到我,寫著「一名肥婆在工廈梯間暈倒,同行男友無力把她抬走,報警求助,兩名救護員合力將她抬離現場,送院治療。」196Please respect copyright.PENANADN2yW96uc7
男友:不會無力抬走你囉XD196Please respect copyright.PENANASzpRB2WIbd
196Please respect copyright.PENANAkDcHPogriM
最後,我們吃了勿當奴。我吃了脆弱雞腿包,味道跟麥當勞好像,但雞腿更辣,感覺肉新鮮點。196Please respect copyright.PENANAg30zeL5LfQ
196Please respect copyright.PENANAZE1lrTOcoe
晚餐後,我們又回到海濱看燈飾,他覺得潮語燈牌好漂亮。我覺得一點都不漂亮。196Please respect copyright.PENANAgSmf1qpC8Z
196Please respect copyright.PENANAI9NHqww1QY
我:我都知你不浪漫的了,所以從沒期待過賞月......196Please respect copyright.PENANAQzfbJwaLd3
男友:中秋都過了,不用賞月,實際點。196Please respect copyright.PENANAi3sr9naRLv
196Please respect copyright.PENANAlOu5ZCEJ99
回家後,他覺得很累因為今天沒跑步;我覺得沒那麼累因為今天走少了。 196Please respect copyright.PENANAX4Tq260EZm