三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰183Please respect copyright.PENANAORDoOP3q3R
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。183Please respect copyright.PENANAz0BeoQzWul
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD183Please respect copyright.PENANAJqaDXcQiqY
平:鮭魚大受歡迎183Please respect copyright.PENANAM2FXhxj1jS
20:可有些人的名字改不回來183Please respect copyright.PENANAsQa85xzScv
我:改不回來?183Please respect copyright.PENANAeMa7MwvW5k
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來183Please respect copyright.PENANAjumyp7ieR2
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚183Please respect copyright.PENANAzruKGKLZAW
我:流浪鮭魚XD183Please respect copyright.PENANAXtVgTvWEGg
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次183Please respect copyright.PENANAOQpDMjyJLg
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊183Please respect copyright.PENANANjwfqmZGSP
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="183Please respect copyright.PENANA2lJxlQjXw0
我:XD183Please respect copyright.PENANApeoDpzOehm
貓:反正最多可以50字……183Please respect copyright.PENANA27KMl4KygK
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……183Please respect copyright.PENANApuI9T9oT7i
我:XD183Please respect copyright.PENANAlzMROsK7UQ
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改183Please respect copyright.PENANAPPlurN7ufn
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快183Please respect copyright.PENANAUlSENUhTNc
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?183Please respect copyright.PENANAa7LsXhV5jI
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?183Please respect copyright.PENANAykQuGuTuiZ
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了183Please respect copyright.PENANAjrdjtyeWMR
我:XD183Please respect copyright.PENANAzuvgIZVPgN
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改183Please respect copyright.PENANAcUo2GtG2Is
我:= ="183Please respect copyright.PENANAfn838eyOt6
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Jul 30, 2023
ISSUE #323
2021年3月22日 - 鮭魚之亂
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