我想、我寫 - 2019年11月26日 - 極廢的地精

十一月二十六日星期二二零一九晴239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzvhboyd5K

白毛的新兵地精騎士終於10級滿，深夜打70級羈絆馬上拿出來玩，笑到我們肚痛。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qFUigFDrg

地精騎士技能——增加暴擊30%，奪取敵人一個強化狀態，並施加一個強力的弱化狀態。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TkV5o8WUT

敵軍利昂殺上來後，我用白毛攻擊他，企圖偷他的騎士精神狀態。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N2Uku8PXl

我：偷到什麼？我不會看239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRYEUcNV2f

加：我看看……沒偷到XD239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeHDKXHeH6

我：地精到底會不會偷東西啊= ="我偷光頭看看239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7BiCbOIJn

說完，我便攻擊光頭。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9bUgGnLtD

我：這次偷到了嗎？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirwpJNDMBW

加：偷到護衛XD239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxh777b4j7

我：有嗎？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbV1T1hyMH

說完，敵軍光頭打蘭迪，白毛去護衛，被打到半死。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeOONRwLic

我：真的偷到護衛= ="239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre4JI9QBp0

加：不止，還偷了防轉攻XD攻擊力從1200降到200變紅字XD239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgh8SaZuum

我：難怪只打光頭40血……白毛那麼皮薄，去護衛等於自殺= ="239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2w01pm4Ot

加：我不行了，快笑死XD239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GVR0iYOKT

我：如果我沒球，早死了= ="239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzZd9fi37Q

翌晚，我把地精的戰績告訴艾爾。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdNMNmII4G

艾：白毛護衛XD厲害XD不偷更好XD239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzIt1x43jC

我：很難不偷，敵軍死不掉必偷，敵軍死掉就偷不到……技能廢到呢……= ="戰後我馬上換回女侍，要40%暴擊+弱化敵軍更好239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfmPbJCyNv

艾：XD239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvsiRE6Klh

我：妻奴你不開心嗎？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOXso1tYjY

艾：怎會XD239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpbFQXLPve

我：昨晚玩自閉不作聲239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh58Ia5qk27

艾：昨晚在玩ps4的蜘蛛俠，所以沒跟你們團戰，我自動團戰239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK52cvoUpi

我：還玩ps4，邪惡妻奴239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKLxEUADtG

艾：洗澡？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07nWkJQQWb

我：你都自動的啦，我洗澡跟你有什麼關係？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmaLVcfx8r

艾：今晚跟你們玩XD239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AHn8KKMBF

我：不打蜘蛛俠了嗎？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYbO9CbAOd

艾：今晚沒得玩239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1s34KImLW

我：為什麼？239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1iOomVc4N

艾：老婆要看日劇239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfxDp9rY85

我：果然是妻奴XD你那麼有錢，多買台電視回家啊239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16kLaJWl81

艾：老婆禁止，我問過可否買部電視放在房中，她不准，說我買了以後不會出房XD239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d8KBgtjUl

我：她好了解你XD239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm9kYl6jf8

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