(又名:取經前的秘辛日誌)
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#非穿越、非前世
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#這是個平行時空互通共享記憶的工作日誌
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#為了籌措旅費,三藏一行人決定兼差賣起書?
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大家好,我是沙悟淨。
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現在我和師父、師兄正在前往天竺的路上。
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先說好,別問我為什麼可以將此紀錄傳送到你們那邊,我也不知道。
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這大概就像師父所說的「一覺醒來就變成唐僧了?」那樣讓人驚訝到無法解釋,腦袋裡湧入一堆不屬於這世界的知識與記憶,於是,我想將這裡發生的事情記錄下來。然後,告訴平行世界的你們。
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也許你們能找出這奇怪的真相?
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最近,我們一行人變得有些奇怪。
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這倒不是說因為大師兄突然獸性大發爆打妖怪,或著是師父忽然說不想去取經的關係。
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畢竟這其實算是很常見的情況。(笑)
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我想,奇怪的地方大概是因為二師兄不在吧。
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前陣子的某天,師父睡醒的時候放聲大叫,嘴裡說著什麼穿越之類的話,脾氣變得十分古怪。
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不只在路過的村莊大買特買,甚至還破戒吃起葷食。
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於是旅費很快就見底了。
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師父說為了籌措旅費,我們要賣書。他指派了不同的任務給我們,大師兄負責寫自傳,二師兄負責蒐集情報,我負責寫工作日誌。
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至於師父,他則是騎白馬四處繞繞,據說是要跟民眾以握手易物,順便找畫師畫封面。
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直到那天師父晚歸,二師兄說要去找師父拿晚餐錢,大師兄也跟著追出去……
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我就沒再見到二師兄了。
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我想,大師兄現在應該很難過吧。
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大師兄和二師兄平時總是玩你追我跑的遊戲,一個說要把對方做成串燒,另一個喊著自己不是燒肉。
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如果說打是情罵是愛,我猜他們應該很恩愛吧。
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昨天晚上,大師兄還會說夢話:
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對八戒的肉流口水的我,果然是禽獸啊……
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連作夢都想著對方,有時我還真羨慕他們的感情,不過我的存在感可能薄弱到他們早就忘了有我這個師弟吧。呵呵。
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自從二師兄失蹤那晚有個特別豪華的燒肉便當後,師父又改回吃素了,連大師兄也跟著一起吃。
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看他們變得消沉寡言,我也不好多說什麼。
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那晚究竟發生什麼事呢?
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對了,白馬好像也沒有跟著師父他們一起回來。
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會不會是二師兄跟師父借馬,去更遠的地方蒐集情報呢?
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今天就記錄到這邊。
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等下次見到二師兄,我一定要跟他說他那天晚上錯過的便當有多香。
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翻轉你所知的西遊記~
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想想八戒最後說過的話吧(誤)
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<不知道梗的人請搜尋搞笑漫畫日和西遊記~再次推坑~>
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