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塵腔懶調
ISSUE #38
Author: 塵言
Published:
Jun 4, 2025
塵腔懶調
Author: 塵言
Published:
Jun 4, 2025
ISSUE #38
叉座
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早排同女友到珠海見朋友，喺個度住咗一晚酒店，當晚臨訓前女友想用夾髮器夾完頭髮先瞓，嗰陣先發覺原來我哋唔記得帶香港插頭，咁唯有打落去樓下reception嗰度問有冇得借，點知對方講國語，咁我女朋友梗係用嗰啲港式國語溝通啦……

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櫃檯=R   女友=GF

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R：您好，請問有什麼可以幫你？

GF：錢溫友尾友叉左？😅（港式國語）

R：聽不清楚，請說多一次……🤔（應該聽唔明）

GF：錢溫友尾友叉左？😅

R：有的，不過要明天早上七點才可以拿給你。（應該勉強聽得明）

GF：喂滲麽？🙄

R：因為要等到餐廳開門才可以。

然後女友同我講話點解要等到餐廳開門，當下我好天真，認為可能餐廳先有呢種插頭。

GF：姣D，明天渣嗱幾禾。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2qjQTUYnz

R：好的，明早七時拿給你，晚安。

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到咗第二朝七點真係好準時撳門鐘，咁應該係攞到個插頭俾我哋，咁我女友開門拎，點知閂返房門之後，我女朋友居然大笑到差啲成條走廊都聽到，我話咩事呀？

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跟住佢仲不停咁笑仲笑到流晒眼水，然後攞咗樣嘢俾我睇。

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我：咩事？🥱😪

GF:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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睇完之後我都忍吾住大笑😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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唔怪得知佢話要餐廳開門先可以攞俾我哋啦，原來佢聽咗我哋想要支「叉」🍴

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跟住我哋兩個笑到瞓唔返😆😆😆

睇嚟真係要學好啲國語☺️

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