只有一男一女嘅電腦房入面，男仔嘅手放咗係女仔約C cup嘅乳房上面。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOPGWXyTR4
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冷氣機運轉同電腦散熱風扇嘅聲音響透成間房，劃破寧靜嘅係女仔嘅聲音。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIWqX5mRti
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「做我男朋友，得唔得？」女仔紅住面咁講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxUEWfMBqf
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRlabcmZhf
作為A0毒撚嘅恆樂今日終於可以突破A0，仲可以摸埋波仔，但係佢內心嘅不安比高興多出好幾倍。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuXnIbOwk4
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呢啲責任，唔負好過。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkK1MVvLge
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時間返到半個鐘前。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmn5hMSLcI
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一個寂靜嘅傍晚，明明考完試但係仲要留係學校做功課嘅上咗天台吹下風休息。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBjDeW0Zld
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恆樂自然地望向hall嘅方向，掃視一下hall嘅窗口就會發現有唔少人都落咗窗簾，九成九係扑緊嘢，真係好幸福。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v63SEH0AY
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住hall真係一個交配嘅好地方，抽唔到宿位嘅恆樂只能夠幻想啲人交尾得幾開心。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99s2Pwlxvw
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkOzOqf5Sk
A0仔嘅恆樂慨嘆Year 2 Sem1即將完結嘅呢一刻自己都未曾有過女朋友。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWz2PvPNVa
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYB1xQJktA
明明網上討論區都話上到大學使乜驚無女，但係去到呢一刻連親近啲嘅女仔都無嘅恆樂對世界充滿怨恨。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFXVODngRx
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJSSHKeahm
呃人㗎！上到大學都未必有女㗎！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpsyehH1u4
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeRC2UzXEc
恆樂喺內心吶喊。
恆樂都有flirt過（應該係諗多咗或者係A0毒撚嘅最終幻想）一個女仔，係佢大學嘅Ocamp mate，然後以為有機會嘅恆樂就同咗個女仔表白。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmthmJ87iq
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7saT5sIyF
有睇開JFFT嘅朋友都應該知道地鐵床事件，恆樂嗰次嘅表白同床哥自炒可以話係差唔多，完全係一個自殺式襲擊。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0tmpiHkKm
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhe7NGSlC0R
當時個Ocamp mate女仔同恆樂幾科都一齊讀，平時又回覆下Whatsapp，ig story同post都會見到條女嘅腳毛，咁樣正常嚟講都會覺得自己表白嘅話係會有機會食到，以為個女仔覆得咁密係因為佢都對自己有意思。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJeoDqW20q
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0W3Q7IbgtF
唔係！呢啲只係毒撚嘅幻想，啲所謂嘅Signal只不過係幻想呀！啲女人唔知點解就係鐘意俾呢啲錯誤嘅感覺男人，fake到男人臭曬之後就話只係當你普通朋友。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQUF8yrByQ
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzsig3QhhY
啲女人真係好古惑。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTykWXVqjK
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE46j5nPn4
講返正題，恆樂同個女仔認識咗一段時間之後就決定表白，當日就打算先同佢去行山加野餐，最後一齊去睇場戲再喺送佢返屋企嘅路上表白。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVQ0JMKlAI
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW9T9XuHwl
嗰一個晚上，恆樂喺時速80公里嘅紅色小巴上面同當時嘅意中人肩並肩咁坐，自覺氣氛唔錯嘅恆樂突然捉起個女仔嘅手，再喺小巴上表白心跡。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JAXG75XGU
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDlCC4KKks
「對唔住⋯⋯我只係當你係朋友⋯⋯」得到呢個回覆後，個女仔緩緩收返起隻手，而恆樂就呆咗咁望向坐喺入面嘅意中人。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9sO6UIegF
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO6064kQ6z
車速減漫，成車靜晒，司機較大聲收音機，坐喺恆樂後面嘅情侶忍唔住偷笑，前面嘅阿叔口噏噏咁講「陰公」，坐喺左手邊嘅後生女就係咁偷望過嚟。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTA4QffaUG
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyDaeiBOFx
覺得柒到飛天嘅恆樂就即刻喺下一個站落車，個女仔都緊隨其後落車，但係雙方向往唔同方向離開。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iKaK1Y2Ye
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJcy9SpTgz
就此之後，兩人就不再有交雜，成為陌路人。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr6QY5LxbS
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcG5DfwI3Z
每次喺學校見到其他Ocamp mate所會急急腳咁走。因為恆樂都assume佢表白單嘢揚到周圍都係，成為咗大家閒餘飯後嘅話題，自己都成為咗自己嘅恥笑對象。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tW6ELQPU0
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVonV1HL2l7
自此恆樂就刪除咗ig，唔想再喺社交網絡到俾啲女人呃。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzHx2CMNaH
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUocDZiWrS
諗返轉頭，A0毒撚嘅最大幻想就係你鐘意嘅對象都鐘意你，或者人哋whatsapp覆多你兩句就覺得人哋鐘意你，人哋唔小心望多你兩眼就以為人哋偷望自己。總之就係不停幻想對方鐘意咗自己，對方任何行動都解讀成對方對自己有意，最後就車毁人忘。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDu6KRQdPV
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15OB9ER4lq
「又有人落簾準備扑嘢，唉。」望到hall又有人落簾嘅恆樂嘆口氣。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaqPuAq0fn
因為揀咗一科剪片free elective，而final project要喺考試之後交，手提電腦無剪片程式嘅恆樂唯有特登喺放假嘅時候返嚟無人嘅校舍，用學校有GPU嘅Mac機剪片。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJzCQrXRc6
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwfhHvB5nM
「點解無啲讀同一科嘅女仔一齊陪係到剪片。」恆樂嘆氣，然後就慢慢走返電腦房開工。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7egrjne6q
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGON80bQVjJ
返到入電腦房，恆樂就坐返喺電腦檯前㩒下㩒下，打算繼續剪片，但係睇睇下就發現唔對路。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdXTcuRY1i
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKcGm9xQtP
「點解有啲咁嘅嘢嘅喂⋯⋯」顯示喺電腦螢幕前面嘅係被稱為虛擬偶像（Vtuber）嘅3D同2D模組，另外仲有用imovie剪輯緊嘅精華片段。同恆樂頭先剪緊嘅片完全冇關係。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHrieQUNO7
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqp9c8ZTBj
「佢叫做黑雪公主⋯⋯講廣東話？」對Vtuber一無所知嘅恆樂自言自語。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaQXQYyVhu
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaC22IIs81w
喺恆樂專心睇緊電腦嘅時候，有個扎孖辮、戴黑色粗框眼鏡嘅女仔走咗入嚟電腦室。個女仔一見到恆樂，就指住佢大嗌：「常恆樂！你搞咩呀！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GlCXE6T2h
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrMSHpxVgI
「點解你會知道我咩名？」恆樂俾條女突如其來嘅大聲呼喊嚇親，明明自己唔識呢一條女，但係點解人哋嗌得出自己全名？887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8yOPAyKnd
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOmyCvCi9X
「我同你一齊上剪片堂㗎！」個女仔叫完之後就嬲爆爆咁行過去恆樂到，當佢見到螢幕上顯示住Vtuber嘅資料後，佢就擰頭望向恆樂，紅都臉晒咁問：「你知道曬啦？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB1IJQGuIz
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7pmhtW4ZY
「我咩都唔知道呀⋯⋯」恆樂怯生生咁答。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SSwoJhGnD
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKwA0V8duQ
「我係Vtuber嘅事同埋我嘅虛擬人物身份，你全部都知道曬。」女仔嘅表情陰沉起嚟。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ921E2EUA21
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzdDqFm2X4
「我都唔知乜嘢係Vtuber⋯⋯我無睇開啲動漫嘢。」恆樂解釋。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Bu0U6SMsO
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIHgq6h61e
「Vtuber，又稱虛擬實況主，係以虛擬人物形象喺線上影片平台上載影片或進行直播嘅創作者，常見於Youtube、Twitch、Facebook等影視平台活動。其背後嘅操作者叫作中之人，中之人嘅身份必須保密，粉絲通常都有默契唔討論中之人嘅真實身份。中之人身份暴露對Vtuber嚟講係大危機。」恆樂手機的Siri突然出聲。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90bs8Idzhp
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGeqKFebq6
今鑊真係智能叛變，無啦啦俾Siri賣咗鑊甘嘅。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzIBHvaA8k
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XoG9pg0oD
恆樂嗱嗱聲撳熄部電話，等佢快啲收聲，心入面不停屌Siri老母。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyKZy1jkBY
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0oFbQucmv
原來喺電腦入面嘅3D同2D模組都係眼前呢個女仔用嚟砌自己嘅Vtuber外殼，恆樂突然諗通。眼前呢個女仔就係Vtuber黑雪公主嘅真身。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eIdAaqZyO
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjD8XxLPrP
為咗確認腦海入面嘅猜想，恆樂問：「你就係黑雪公主？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYI9ghTfOCo
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h9kUiSTLX
「俾人知道咗我真實身份！我玩完啦！Vtuber真實身份意外流出呀！」女孩激動地叫，又喺地下翻滾。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3TnjS9y9G
「你冷靜啲先！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbt8EvmXdd
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYuCKmgL1B
「點冷靜呀！我啱啱先起步咋，啱啱先過1000訂閱，估唔到我嘅事業咁快玩完！」攤咗喺地下嘅女孩叫道。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7BsryO6TO
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RzduWzETU
「你冷靜啲先黑雪公主！」恆樂再講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfJQDI0Z0k
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CZdTVh5Aa
「呀！！！唔好用呢個名叫我呀！！！」個女仔碌得越嚟越快。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvVTWpqLod
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEOCG5HApL
「你放心喎，我唔會亂咁講出去，我會好好保守呢個秘密。」呢一刻嘅恆樂諗住乜都應承咗先，至少等條女唔好喺佢面前發癲。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwBQeEzlkL
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbkS00wWFE
「點可能信你呀！」條女一個鯉魚翻身彈起，指着恆樂講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG65WUZS1uN
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7tuWXXdKZ
黑雪公主唔忿氣咁走出電腦房，留低恆樂一個人呆咗咁企喺原地。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyusuURbAt7
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50jolTHz5X
兩分鐘後，黑雪公主又走翻去恆樂面前，捉起佢隻手放落自己胸上面。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtrtSFarWD
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcJf7koALm
幸福就係嚟得咁突然，一日未死都會有機會摸下波仔。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XsLdk1xIm
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi44gRLfk5I
B⋯⋯唔係C！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4neXifDRFM
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVT5bS3Xeq
恆樂聚精匯神咁享受掌手傳來嘅質感，估唔到呢個咁老套嘅女仔都有咁豐滿嘅身材。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdQnRsJuY5
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIW0MAE4JD
真係卧虎藏龍！邊個話港女細波！北半球放得落一隻手掌都唔會細得去邊！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL8ov7TjXn
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjh21UAGJY
「咔嚓！」就係恆樂享受胸部嘅溫度時，突然傳嚟快門聲，恆樂即刻醒過嚟。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PP2pqzBut
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXYwaCqDDX
嗰個女仔紅都臉曬咁影咗張相，係恆樂摸佢對波嘅相。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9vEcAnPTK
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51aYG5lcCI
「你非禮我嘅證據。」黑雪公主將電話螢幕展示俾恆樂睇。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz8i3ME930
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft6zXcD2qB
恆樂即刻反駁：「喂！等陣先！係你捉起我隻手㗎喎！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz1SiovkWQ
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ebp0pb3oJ
紅著臉嘅黑雪公主強忍住羞恥心講：「張圖淨係見到你摸胸。呢到無人證，我話乜就乜。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CJxHLO0zV
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNYj9Qr5Ss
「你打橫嚟嘅！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ieRYZESzV
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ019eJTuY4O
「依家嘅香港係女人大曬。」黑雪公主挺胸自豪咁講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnvPLJykGK
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwkyyvpq44
挺胸嗰下恆樂嘅掌心都感覺到，非常清楚。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OYMW3vI09
「我唔會爆你Vtuber嘅身份出去，所以我求下你del咗張相。我做乜都得，求下你放過我。」恆樂合十雙手請求，喺香港做咗性罪犯真係返唔到轉頭。同埋香港真係有好多女人會無啦啦屈男人非禮，就算冇證據啲人都會信個女人，更何況而家恆樂有痛腳俾人捉住，所以恆樂嘅人生可以話係完結邊緣。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dtaZBny0A
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOxMV1hfGh
「做乜都得？」黑雪公主嘅眼神稍微變一變，好似思考緊啲乜咁。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjWdk5iOIq
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZapqiE7FH
「做乜都得。」恆樂連忙點頭。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g80TAvI05
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV3ZiV8gfc
黑色公主諗咗諗，再望一望電腦螢幕，諗通某啲嘢之後講：「你話做乜都得㗎。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxqLrH17AS
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLsGWayq8N
黑雪公主講完就除咗眼鏡，鬆開兩條辮去解放紫黑色嘅長髮，成個人嘅氣場即係唔同曬。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ehQQr9Yfc
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgSt8hj4aA
冰山美人。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8K4vPpuI6
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恆樂腦海只有呢四個字。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfUcuSI3kC
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恆樂近睇先發現黑色公主嘅眼珠都係紫黑色，而且皮膚非常之白哲，無戴眼鏡嘅黑雪公主嘅臉蛋好細而且睇落吹彈可破，完全係一個美少女。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFeElCqlm0
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我會唔會俾佢強姦？恆樂喺心入邊咁諗，因為頭先話咗做乜都得。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLOY2DJmXr
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxzsuA6lPl
如果佢要強姦我都冇辦法，唯有勉強接受，我真係好可憐。恆樂心入邊捧讀，抑壓住自己興奮嘅情緒。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOcbEvKaP9
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總之一陣間佢問乜都要即刻應承，恆樂心中已經下定決心。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEIoCWWuUC
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c49p6uW4C
黑色公主微微抬頭，白硩嘅手指輕輕撥開遮住眼睛嘅劉海，再用水汪汪嘅雙眼楚楚可憐咁仰望恆樂：「做我男朋友，得唔得？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0VAzmHX7X
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HUBhzcTqi
「砰」恆樂嘅心好似中咗邱比特箭咁瘋狂加速，俾美少女表白呢件事令佢異常地興奮，腦海已經無空間同時間去諗呢個係唔係陷阱。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCHB6Vr7QN
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破處嘅機會到啦！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiVwG3wkuj
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuq9NitxPz
A0毒撚身份嘅終結！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sKH5NFv2E
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEKvlgCdir
「得得得⋯⋯吓！？」本來隨口應承咗嘅恆樂，喺過咗幾秒後先俾呢個牛頭唔搭馬嘴嘅要求搞到呆咗。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofQXgVaJJ4
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkDghyPhjy
黑雪公主滿意地點頭，之後戴返眼鏡就鬆一口氣講：「搞掂！我想試好耐㗎啦，除眼鏡同放髮後向男仔表白！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZWx3kBCOR
「吓？」恆樂依家非常之混亂。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOB28WX6nV
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJJt6D7L1q
「咁樣我就可以學到點樣做女朋友，再俾啲觀眾感受下女朋友嘅感覺。之後就光明正大收課金！」戴返眼鏡嘅黑雪公主講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOTrJcVPIy
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0zgehCah2
「咁即係點？我哋係唔係真係要拍拖？」困惑同失望嘅恆樂問。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwpk5pvWR9
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡke9CQOqsVz
「都要拍下嘅。我要你假扮我男朋友，得閒同我出去約會下，等我學下點做女朋友。」黑雪公主一臉理所當然地講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzIxbKCkFL
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3muEkKHHA
「吓？扮？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIJNBDzMeO
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBx2U8HKJC
「扮呀，你唔係以為真係拍拖呀？」黑雪公主一臉厭惡咁講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYwujDBc0i
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsOqJ7v2an
「er⋯⋯」真係以為脫A0嘅恆樂無言以對，過咗陣又問：「點解要搵人扮男朋友？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L1E9Xiu5k
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk0aB9iQbx
黑雪公主咬牙切齒咁講：「上個禮拜有條友喺我個live都留言話我好無女朋友feel，但係我未拍過拖又點會知女朋友會點講嘢？喺嗰一刻我就知道我要學下點樣俾到女朋友嘅感覺班毒撚，呀！」知道自己失言嘅黑雪公主就改口：「係觀眾先啱。咁樣做嘅話我就可以令到佢哋心甘情願咁課金俾我，我嘅subscriber都會蒸蒸日上。所以我要學識做人哋女朋友！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdmia6yu5D
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKOyEjjICw
黑色果然切開都仲係黑。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51SN4PLuTk
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEwWT5uH18
原來只係諗緊點樣令觀眾課金。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5L4u0cg1l0
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYp2xNV31W
「啲女人真係好古惑。」恆樂細細聲抱怨。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BLteaznNp
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFplqNSwlo
「咩話？」黑雪公主斜視瞪向恆樂。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzDMPaCQ7m
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbmvqdSe4C
順風耳嚟㗎屌？恆樂喺心入面鬧。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10LfDFBwgq
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk5C6DK8AV
「無嘢！」恆樂即刻扮曬無嘢。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHkZ3cCyvB
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjEIoDUE6V
黑雪公主繼續講：「我唔係真係想拍拖，咁無理友求其搵個男仔嚟戲弄佢感情，係咪先？咁啱呢個時候你就出現啦，既然俾你知道咗我嘅秘密我就唔可以俾你走！頭先我出去電腦房諗咗陣，就諗到一個驚為天人嘅計劃！就係要無女朋友嘅你扮我男朋友，等我學到點樣講嘢先可以令男仔開心！當然任務完成之後我就會del咗佢。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRagphrMvyv
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黑雪公主fing一fing佢部手機。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfFlp3LVhM
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恆樂被反客為主。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFDuuFxFmP
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK35lxfQ3LM
咁樣我就可以俾你玩弄？恆樂無講出不滿。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GxJ0k0bai
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmhEFTGH13
本來先知道咗對方係Vtuber嘅秘密，後來一個屈尾十俾人用非禮做籌碼威脅，恆樂而家完全係下風位。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEaGNJ2xwy
「點解你會知道我冇女朋友㗎！？」恆樂好似秘密俾人揭露咁樣，心虛到不得之了。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5itxbDQFj3
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIS60SYggdR
「梗係知我查過⋯⋯唔係！你咁似毒撚唔通你有女朋友咩！你有咩？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW2i9DKAIU
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn426z4vpzb
「我無。」恆樂覺得自尊心受創。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphv5dWBC9P
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEtVNY8tKx
「咁就好啦可以專心扮我男朋友。你仲有冇其他問題？」黑雪公主心滿意足咁講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxSF8W1q05
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYT6n902fH
「你要學都唔一定要扮情侶㗎，我可以俾意見。」恆樂講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7TjO4JPcJ
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCkdJvQvJg
「唔得，親身經歷係最好，學得最快。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThako8Mve6
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBlCfvaWNL
「咁扮你男朋友期間我可唔可以識其他女仔？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKS4VcatIX
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkKJI9Lbiu
「緊係唔得啦！扮情侶都要專一㗎！我哋『分手』之後你點玩都得！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzoxi20DGu
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QGoCoh9MR
咁即係恆樂喺黑雪公主學滿師之前都無機會識到真嘅女朋友，如果唔係就會變咗一腳踏兩船嘅賤男。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBGhLTIO24
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「咁好啦，扮就扮啦。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtziZlRgB0
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrfgyqfLIx
「咁你可以放返隻手落嚟未？」黑雪公主指往放喺佢心口嘅恆樂右手講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbssedKzSc
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgWTXAzAjI
「對唔住！」恆樂依家先意識到自己原來摸咗咁耐波仔，嗰種手感同溫暖真係令人難以忘懷。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhp3cCmlzSo
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4im4BEPQpt
「差啲唔記得自我介紹，我叫黃子瑜，你叫我子瑜就得。記著千祈唔好喺公眾地方叫我黑雪公主。」子瑜向恆樂伸出手。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8CZ0A8L8L
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9Ig2ghpUh
「我叫恆樂，不過你都知㗎啦。」恆樂捉返住子瑜伸出嘅手。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxhr0I4BzX
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNayS5AZzb
「緊係知啦，我一直都知你同我讀同一科，係你唔知咋嘛！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcOxvRnuNy
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZnURLMQip
「我真係唔知。」恆樂面帶歉意咁答。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLQNHU1EhO
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMopJIjg5h2
之後佢哋兩個就交換咗contact，子瑜喺電腦save低咗啲嘢再upload上drive之後就準備閃人。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9mwLPfv6C
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i20DFPewq
臨走前子瑜突然攬住恆樂講：「我之後會搵你拍拖㗎啦，等我電話！再見啦男朋友！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLc92kFaUc
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然後子瑜就急急腳咁走咗，佢嘅溫暖同埋香味都殘留喺恆樂身旁。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEnEssloi6
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC0VIIzQok
子瑜走咗之後恆樂先發現，自己用開嗰部電腦喺隔咗兩個位，今鋪真係唔好彩坐錯位先搞到咁大鑊。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq3ef262Co
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恆樂嘆口氣就求其剪好段片，upload上blackboard就返屋企休息。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUV7URP8cY
887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxTCnwfXVe
小惡魔。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O8G4srCR0
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恆樂眼中嘅子瑜就好似一隻小惡魔，蠱蠱惑惑。而自己就成為咗呢隻小惡魔嘅（假）男朋友。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE1SQaATia
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