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等行到去迷你倉,擺低咗啲嘢,如果唔係我未食晏,個肚響緊嘅話,我想擺埋自己入去。8964 copyright protection148PENANAm1QTxWzd9g 維尼
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搬完嘢就返公司,途中望吓周圍有咩食,不過咁鬼熱,其實冇咩胃口。8964 copyright protection148PENANAbfPQhMPvPY 維尼
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行行吓經過生果檔,見到啲雪梨幾平,不如就食雪梨啦。8964 copyright protection148PENANAy5MZ6NYu1o 維尼
我:「等我一陣,我買個雪梨。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAQnyX65SKhv 維尼
同事姨姨:「見你頭先幫我搬嘢咁乖,我請你食啦!」8964 copyright protection148PENANAMc6if8u5zN 維尼
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就係咁,阿乖仔我比同事姨姨請咗食雪梨,慳咗幾蚊,頓時覺得人生充滿希望。152Please respect copyright.PENANAGECc2lrR6g
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當我返到公司,滿懷期待咁洗乾淨個雪梨,一啖咬落去嘅時候:「屌!冇味嘅?」8964 copyright protection148PENANAn4M8ZXjLqr 維尼
汁就多,味就冇。唔通我中咗covid-19,冇咗味覺?8964 copyright protection148PENANAUEFGI968W3 維尼
唔會掛?我即刻係個袋度攞支快測出嚟,撩下個鼻哥,嗯,好大粒鼻屎……唔係,照說明書咁樣滴幾滴落支棒度。8964 copyright protection148PENANAOU01H6UFSt 維尼
等咗一陣,結果顯示一條線,冇中招,冇BB!8964 copyright protection148PENANANmqjgO26OR 維尼
我:「即係話個雪梨真係冇味。」8964 copyright protection148PENANA1eiUlTk4Ky 維尼
有個同事A路過:「梗係啦,比鬼食過啊嘛。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAdria2Ix30t 維尼
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呢個時候,殮葬妹妹出現啦!8964 copyright protection148PENANASMflqzxZoo 維尼
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我:「……我嘅意思係,你咁講係咩意思。」8964 copyright protection148PENANA028GsmRZEy 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「你係咪喺附近,見到啲生果又平又靚,但食落口就冇味呢?」8964 copyright protection148PENANAfIKznPuAyJ 維尼
我:「係啊。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAiKohQJyzNT 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「傻豬,附近啲生果比人買嚟睇㗎咋,冇人食㗎。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAOkoBdmKzsj 維尼
我:「做咩要買啲生果嚟睇啊?」8964 copyright protection148PENANAleeYNxEFwU 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「道教同佛教嗰啲要用生果拜神,拜完通常都唔食,啲生果舖咪平啲賣得個樣好睇嘅生果囉。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAkDqE59KBeN 維尼
我:「咁我想食生果點算啊?」8964 copyright protection148PENANAAbph0oSrDU 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「你唔識行遠啲買嘅咩。」8964 copyright protection148PENANAGhQREmL8FB 維尼
自此之後,我都係喺屋企樓下買生果,然後帶返公司食。明明係同一批生果,唔知點解喺屋企食好甜,帶返公司晏晝食,就一定冇味。8964 copyright protection148PENANAG2JR8yfLfb 維尼
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