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等行到去迷你倉,擺低咗啲嘢,如果唔係我未食晏,個肚響緊嘅話,我想擺埋自己入去。8964 copyright protection255PENANAQ4KrS3XIHv 維尼
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搬完嘢就返公司,途中望吓周圍有咩食,不過咁鬼熱,其實冇咩胃口。8964 copyright protection255PENANA8RC7SIKM5e 維尼
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我:「我都想,不過冇咩胃口。」8964 copyright protection255PENANAzlBr9TfaMK 維尼
行行吓經過生果檔,見到啲雪梨幾平,不如就食雪梨啦。8964 copyright protection255PENANAG7c7rFRmg4 維尼
我:「等我一陣,我買個雪梨。」8964 copyright protection255PENANAGoCkjO9xOg 維尼
同事姨姨:「見你頭先幫我搬嘢咁乖,我請你食啦!」8964 copyright protection255PENANAttAxdWuIjy 維尼
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就係咁,阿乖仔我比同事姨姨請咗食雪梨,慳咗幾蚊,頓時覺得人生充滿希望。259Please respect copyright.PENANAC3aeqwLm2V
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當我返到公司,滿懷期待咁洗乾淨個雪梨,一啖咬落去嘅時候:「屌!冇味嘅?」8964 copyright protection255PENANAqxVDkC58qf 維尼
汁就多,味就冇。唔通我中咗covid-19,冇咗味覺?8964 copyright protection255PENANAHxK6ph0gQ4 維尼
唔會掛?我即刻係個袋度攞支快測出嚟,撩下個鼻哥,嗯,好大粒鼻屎……唔係,照說明書咁樣滴幾滴落支棒度。8964 copyright protection255PENANAB42x2fROsl 維尼
等咗一陣,結果顯示一條線,冇中招,冇BB!8964 copyright protection255PENANA6mXAqzbXJJ 維尼
我:「即係話個雪梨真係冇味。」8964 copyright protection255PENANAkaYG3zahAF 維尼
有個同事A路過:「梗係啦,比鬼食過啊嘛。」8964 copyright protection255PENANAZbG9lc4Dje 維尼
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呢個時候,殮葬妹妹出現啦!8964 copyright protection255PENANAUa8FtoeEH6 維尼
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我:「拜神用生果?」8964 copyright protection255PENANARGbq76TCks 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「係啊,拜神係用生果㗎。」8964 copyright protection255PENANAK2qapXL47a 維尼
我:「……我嘅意思係,你咁講係咩意思。」8964 copyright protection255PENANAgnHrJ9hBxa 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「你係咪喺附近,見到啲生果又平又靚,但食落口就冇味呢?」8964 copyright protection255PENANApN3VvW2iPG 維尼
我:「係啊。」8964 copyright protection255PENANAroD4aJWTLj 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「傻豬,附近啲生果比人買嚟睇㗎咋,冇人食㗎。」8964 copyright protection255PENANACgxuSPcDqX 維尼
我:「做咩要買啲生果嚟睇啊?」8964 copyright protection255PENANAesdZ6ker80 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「道教同佛教嗰啲要用生果拜神,拜完通常都唔食,啲生果舖咪平啲賣得個樣好睇嘅生果囉。」8964 copyright protection255PENANAgBubcwJIqn 維尼
我:「咁我想食生果點算啊?」8964 copyright protection255PENANAr0Nvd7GVME 維尼
殮葬妹妹:「你唔識行遠啲買嘅咩。」8964 copyright protection255PENANA0l3QaX9xu7 維尼
自此之後,我都係喺屋企樓下買生果,然後帶返公司食。明明係同一批生果,唔知點解喺屋企食好甜,帶返公司晏晝食,就一定冇味。8964 copyright protection255PENANAgFT0kfQ1SG 維尼
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