「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj9RUil7VR
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「我哋擔心你咋，騙色事少呀，騙財事大吖嘛。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA0Ru4jfZR
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「我哋唔提你，你有無諗過佢係嚟呃你嘅先？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUSBBdIFw1
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我呆呆搖頭，又真係無諗過。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7fHJv0NhM
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「即係如果，如果佢真係呃你嘅，佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁，遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKg1NdQhR5
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講到我都有少少動搖，但如果阿琴要呃我，佢會呃我乜呢？佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢，九成時間都係鳩噏。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9X4ajX5jt
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「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁，都係佢主動講架喎，唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw0n9OyvXH
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾，招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jpsR3liEM
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「啱呀啱呀，你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦，鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuke2zZpu9V
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諗落又有道理，愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTVzOuYTsW
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食完飯，蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企，事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸，即係八爪魚。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc63iMTiR1j
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐，係風水「魚」嚟，旺財嘅。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4ns2qhWuj
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隻嘢好聰明，又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去，所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAUgFL0hdZ
搭巴士返屋企，又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fLhv2ERwK
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「bulubulu。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUcYvU8wjH
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「我諗起個笑話，知唔知點解海係藍色？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyrkDHmFK9
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「bublu。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYPzQMSDf8
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLKfrZN0I9
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