「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」701Please respect copyright.PENANAxQxTAORSgU
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「我哋擔心你咋,騙色事少呀,騙財事大吖嘛。」701Please respect copyright.PENANAmwh3fL4fE2
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「我哋唔提你,你有無諗過佢係嚟呃你嘅先?」701Please respect copyright.PENANAsRlJpySBnx
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。701Please respect copyright.PENANAe3x4WxlJq4
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」701Please respect copyright.PENANAgOm9HvGUKN
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」701Please respect copyright.PENANAi7P7GX26q3
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。701Please respect copyright.PENANAgiX0QphrWV
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」701Please respect copyright.PENANAx4e7Q1SRay
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」701Please respect copyright.PENANAK8A3x7B9qH
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」701Please respect copyright.PENANAjW8Fz2pwde
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」701Please respect copyright.PENANAFHPJ0ADeUQ
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。701Please respect copyright.PENANAtOZEt9pFyq
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。701Please respect copyright.PENANA0OPSYuDTCD
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。701Please respect copyright.PENANAuHwYbROuMU
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。701Please respect copyright.PENANAmCTVqUDzr2
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。701Please respect copyright.PENANAIyI39TAux0
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「我準備入海底。」701Please respect copyright.PENANA2DOSxfAG0G
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「住港島定九龍?」701Please respect copyright.PENANA42hXxr6DSv
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巴士進入紅隧。701Please respect copyright.PENANAMCtoNOpoG4
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」701Please respect copyright.PENANAjHM6u3tjX9
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「bublu。」701Please respect copyright.PENANAIZWRwZkmLW
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」701Please respect copyright.PENANAbeAH9LElGs
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「bububu!」701Please respect copyright.PENANAyJ74QzRKSt
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「blululubululu!」701Please respect copyright.PENANAhRXaH7Dxqm
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「我上返水面喇。」701Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZGu4yQ0Ny
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「你真係好撚戇鳩!」701Please respect copyright.PENANATXwWCykSsh