「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAmT8n9qyZlg
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「我哋擔心你咋,騙色事少呀,騙財事大吖嘛。」691Please respect copyright.PENANADcwSjabZMJ
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「我哋唔提你,你有無諗過佢係嚟呃你嘅先?」691Please respect copyright.PENANAeXCj6U74VE
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。691Please respect copyright.PENANAZx7G2LRssu
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」691Please respect copyright.PENANASdHSJ1uV0M
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAUObQdjrTCw
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。691Please respect copyright.PENANA01Ig9pPxUj
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」691Please respect copyright.PENANA8gL25BprJi
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAvYpuwlGJRT
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAft6hk0Eu4N
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAUOagMZUWBE
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。691Please respect copyright.PENANAhYmZNx65xR
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。691Please respect copyright.PENANAdl93201Pjd
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。691Please respect copyright.PENANAwUJFAFRRg0
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。691Please respect copyright.PENANAfD8S4bk5xm
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。691Please respect copyright.PENANAR8ib4c9f3r
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「我準備入海底。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAJGAI0r1IMv
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「住港島定九龍?」691Please respect copyright.PENANABLTLPuOU5X
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巴士進入紅隧。691Please respect copyright.PENANAOjqEUX3Hpm
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「Blublublublublublu。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAykPas9QNFo
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「頂,笑死我。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAh6uIIv1gIh
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「bulubulu。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAZG8WTZODrV
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」691Please respect copyright.PENANAdxK30HiAa0
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「bublu。」691Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ot7l3tWqb
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAk3UcQQVfvu
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「bububu!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAUsMK2V7bgR
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「blululubululu!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAQD96MYaVBu
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「我上返水面喇。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAI5F2e9fhbH
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「你真係好撚戇鳩!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAJuCSVqBpaN