「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5tj4djnNm
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我呆呆搖頭，又真係無諗過。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c3D1jBosY
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「即係如果，如果佢真係呃你嘅，佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁，遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdj5pEXMvD
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講到我都有少少動搖，但如果阿琴要呃我，佢會呃我乜呢？佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢，九成時間都係鳩噏。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HNbspdF09
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「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁，都係佢主動講架喎，唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlQXbEZudF
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「啱呀啱呀，你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦，鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqP6Fgfmne
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諗落又有道理，愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUas1gLlx5q
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食完飯，蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企，事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸，即係八爪魚。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkUrWUiVwz
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐，係風水「魚」嚟，旺財嘅。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy320IHyGRg
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隻嘢好聰明，又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去，所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxirOB8vNc
搭巴士返屋企，又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。1184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlmlY92KfC
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