「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」1034Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxtoXbe2e8
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「即係如果，如果佢真係呃你嘅，佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁，遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1034Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnHG21kOT1
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講到我都有少少動搖，但如果阿琴要呃我，佢會呃我乜呢？佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢，九成時間都係鳩噏。1034Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfa5DwYzMc
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾，招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」1034Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiY5a0NMLV
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐，係風水「魚」嚟，旺財嘅。1034Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOBEpM1Qrn
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隻嘢好聰明，又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去，所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。1034Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO75gaa0K0e
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