「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANA7io4A3Vzag
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「我哋擔心你咋,騙色事少呀,騙財事大吖嘛。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANADDEnh2eSX8
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「我哋唔提你,你有無諗過佢係嚟呃你嘅先?」1089Please respect copyright.PENANASsu5mfmuvw
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。1089Please respect copyright.PENANAaGtKUuKRfF
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANA2XfgRXYe9C
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANAod70Yy4kDP
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。1089Please respect copyright.PENANAvNT4Kd5zIf
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANAxg2EHPdqtU
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANAXwsugtIgnv
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANARY6kc0CMck
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANA5X5OGqwoVG
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。1089Please respect copyright.PENANAVc9xvFTU5N
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。1089Please respect copyright.PENANAE1e34NcbH7
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。1089Please respect copyright.PENANAvuhA1aNrv5
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。1089Please respect copyright.PENANAZBiFwVhZOX
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。1089Please respect copyright.PENANADgE69MjmaU
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「我準備入海底。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANA9VAaDN1XYH
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「住港島定九龍?」1089Please respect copyright.PENANAQVi44jlBh7
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巴士進入紅隧。1089Please respect copyright.PENANAajJht0OtEO
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「頂,笑死我。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANAhPDiGKGg7M
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」1089Please respect copyright.PENANANY0pIAtOyE
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「bublu。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANAAw9lxrqRPe
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」1089Please respect copyright.PENANA9hWGUYuJ7z
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「bububu!」1089Please respect copyright.PENANACTjryd96QQ
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「blululubululu!」1089Please respect copyright.PENANAoZH291DYTG
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「我上返水面喇。」1089Please respect copyright.PENANAapukAQqxTC
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