【真人真事改編】那一年，我幫人寫咗個網絡廣播劇（微甜） - 【序章】 - 兩個輸家的故事

網上有句名言：「上網勿認真、認真就輸了。」941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwCmkSoVix
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呢句嘢聽落好似看破紅塵、好高道行，輕描淡寫得嚟又有少少灑脫，鳩噏時候掟出嚟，當堂成個世外高人咁款。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlG2oyh1XJO
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係「好似」咋。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKDoeXbmMF
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我坐響法庭入面，苦笑咗一聲。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoUQhNWHJ5
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響呢度，話知你係世外高人還是係受人敬仰，你係千夫所指，又或者係日日俾人負評辱罵，響法官面呢一切全部都冇用。要定你罪，根本唔洗理你背後有幾偉大嘅動機。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pKiwPi7Vh
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可惜，偏偏就係有個傻仔認爲佢要嘅唔係法律層面上嘅裁決，而係講求「公道自在人心」嘅公義。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV2eYQvoiZ
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「全體起立！案件編號：DCPI 3437/2014，而家開始審理。」941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkdDDI4LCc
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「被告人陸鄯仁，你被控於2014年12月17號，響沙田城門河蓄意傷害他人身體，你是否認罪？」941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW4gZIz9gE
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「法官閣下，我唔認罪。」941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCsy40B3t5
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阿仁，係我響舊登認識嘅網友，而我今日嚟法庭，就係爲咗睇佢毆打網絡騙子嘅傷人案審結。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNe6Eg6OjAe
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爲咗一班俾人騙財騙色嘅女仔，搞到自己上埋法庭，值得咩？941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeDvNn4NlA
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我望住犯人席入面嘅阿仁，諗番起第一次同佢響茶餐廳見面時候，就已經問過佢呢個問題。當時，阿仁冇正面回答我。佢只係俾咗幾個電話號碼我，叫我打電話同嗰幾個受害嘅女仔傾吓。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRR8zFvoIiD
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「你同我都係響討論區寫故嘅，果度搞到烏煙瘴氣你都見到啦，呢單嘢你可唔可以幫吓手先？」941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4ZMXvYwtA
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好老實，其實單嘢真係唔關我事，不過我都幾肯定阿仁問過其他人，應該都係冇人肯理佢。學阿棟L話齋，當我聽到佢搵我幫手嘅時候，其實我係拒絕嘅，只不過我見到佢成個烈士咁款，我又實在唔忍心寸佢。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSofEjDQIYU
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「嗱，我唔敢講寫出嚟嘅嘢點㗎。」941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlpaw3aYGZ
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心軟加正義感，呢兩樣嘢擺埋一齊就肯定出事。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD8fDgyGIu
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結果，阿仁因爲狙擊個網絡騙子太過認真，最終搞到上法庭。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNKTt5aHFO
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而我，就因爲對答應阿仁嘅事太認真，結果花咗好多時間精神搞咗個以佢爲主角嘅廣播劇，仲要係寫完、錄埋、後製做曬之後，因爲一個極度白癡嘅緣故將個劇封存咗八年。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWQWS78q0x
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係呀，我就係一個咁嘅on9仔。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1q4sJEmY2
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冇人會中意「輸」，但我一直相信太計較輸贏最終乜嘢都做唔到。941Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlsuoNRJ4S