重返劇組（雖然冇人知我離開過）一個月之後，廣播劇嘅製作進度去到完成一半，不過呢段時間，我同阿仁幾乎係零交流。自從昭煌同玫瑰靜靜雞開過個新嘅WhatsApp群組、飛甩所有佢哋認爲「唔合格」嘅人之後，阿仁就將個劇嘅所有嘢都推曬俾波利處理，就連劇組嘅人都察覺到，條友擺響套劇嘅時間越嚟越少。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKfF5A07N1
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「其實又好難怪阿仁嘅，佢搞緊好多壇嘢，淨係響討論區都有四、五個分身處理緊唔同嘅嘢啦。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEFAeqIL8X
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波利當年嘅說話，擺響今日嘅連登嚟睇簡直係笑話。邊有人仲會因爲四、五個分身就已經忙到冇時間做其他嘢？雖然阿仁一直冇提返工嘅嘢，但佢總唔會連工都唔返，全日乜都唔做就係招呼昭煌掛？357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQIneyvb9e
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阿仁忙，大家都忙，但態度呢樣嘢，係呃唔到大家雙眼嘅。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9Z0JLRBz8
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剛開始錄音嘅時候，阿仁坐響控制室話做「指揮」大家都冇意見，但而家條友上到嚟錄音室就只係坐響雷哥旁邊吹水篤電話。我同波利忙住同所有人對稿、安排埋位錄音，佢全程冇幫過手或者埋嚟問吓有冇嘢要幫忙。到錄完音，大家如常去觀塘興業街間麥當勞食宵夜，條友就神神祕祕坐埋一邊，有嘢問佢，佢就求其答兩句敷衍帶過就算。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZK6yUknEw
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終於有一晚，負責音樂嘅「雪人」忍唔住啦。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkjjF89hhJ
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「喂，個劇首主題曲係咪仲打算搞㗎？我講過好多次，而家首主題曲侵犯緊版權㗎！」雪人嘅外表睇落冇乜殺傷力，但佢對音樂嘅執着同堅持，令任何人同佢傾過一次都會留低好深刻嘅印象。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrsXM1SlIj
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如果你有聽過個廣播劇，應該都會留意到個劇嘅「主題曲」，係屬於鄧麗欣同傅穎嘅「親朋勿友」。呢首歌嘅歌詞同個劇完全無關，用嚟做主題曲簡直係九唔搭八。但實情係，當年有位朋友識得呢首歌嘅作曲同填詞人，話如果首歌只係用嚟做二創改歌詞，而個劇又係免費擺上網俾人聽嘅話，只要冇任何盈利，佢哋都唔打算追究。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWwkvvMMRR
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你冇睇錯，冇盈利都要改歌詞呀。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz98PfurXda
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原本我哋嘅計劃，係按照劇情填過曬新嘅歌詞，然後再用原曲搵人唱。只不過，上次做臥底之後，我答應過自己，就算繼續幫手搞個劇，我都唔會再插手任何唔係我跟開嘅嘢，況且音樂嘅嘢我根本就唔識！357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TMLvq7kld
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而就響我咬住薯條，睇緊事情會點發展嘅時候，我發現縮埋一角嘅阿仁故意擰歪面食麥樂雞當聽唔到。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCKcPM1W97
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然後，雪人嘅目光落咗響我身上。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7MbXTU1wr
357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fZ34MparT
「音樂嘅嘢你唔好問我啦，阿仁搵我返嚟寫劇本，而家我落手落腳搞埋錄音同後製，佢先係個劇嘅負責人，你問番佢啦。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxYielsdtX
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我擺明射返個波俾阿仁，然後見到坐我對面嘅波利皺咗一下眉。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnGcUQa8KE
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「阿仁，就算人哋而家肯俾我哋用首歌，我都要搞歌詞、編曲，仲要搵人唱、搵錄音室，呢ｄ你打算點先？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBTAuGjIUX
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當初搵雪人幫手時候，阿仁已經知道主題曲嘅事，但大家夾錢租雷哥個錄音室嘅時候，條友冇將製作主題曲嘅費用計埋入去。到雪人嘅耐性消磨殆盡，阿仁就淨係識得迴避問題。所以我今次決定企硬，睇吓條友會點處理。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqpZuqNvEM
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而結果，阿仁回答嘅口吻，就好似一個唔肯還錢嘅債仔咁。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF5GLdBno9
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「得啦，你逼我都冇用，我會搵個地方俾你哋錄音啦。要搵人唱丫嘛，我會搵㗎啦。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE8lf9R7iZ
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劇組其他人聽到阿仁咁講，個個都繼續做自己嘢當問題解決咗，但係我同雪人都聽過阿仁求其響卡拉OK攞部電話出錄嚟音，所以......357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuLbEHiAMb
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「唔係呀，阿仁，你講清楚ｄ先——」雪人見阿仁hea佢，索性起身想走埋去追問，但點知仲未開口，阿仁就已經截住咗佢。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUz45Epcid
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「各位，之前『菠蘿的海』爆非飛人係大種乞兒嗰件事，俾昭煌用分身帶風向擺平咗。我啱啱收到風，而家有條女準備同昭煌反面，準備響討論區爆大鑊撐『菠蘿的海』。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1BzCl1GNX
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原本食緊麥樂雞、食緊薯條嗰劇組成員，一聽到有花生，一個二個立即停低，齊齊望住阿仁等佢爆料。雪人見錯失機會，唯有企埋一邊，等阿仁繼續講落去。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYQg6Ys80l
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「嚟緊我哋要幫昭煌貼街招，所以你哋邊個得閒嘅，幫手睇實討論區，條女一出po就通知我。我要一邊貼街招，一邊推爆條女個po，唔好再俾昭煌帶風向。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xf3Ty1Qm7
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阿仁跟住又同大家講，已經印咗成千張街招，準備當牆紙咁貼響昭煌屋企附近，仲話已經聯絡咗生果日報做訪問，搞到劇組所有人勁興奮，個個爭住話要幫手貼街招。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eaoBzKBq4
357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwph4mGJdaN
「阿仁勁呀，竟然搵到條友住邊度！」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqahLqSerG
357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eCuRfhIJE
「貼埋街招、搵埋記者，今次條友唔洗旨意翻身！」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDGEjxxxTO
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當大家興高采烈嘅時候，雪人見主題曲件事又一次不了了之，勁無癮咁嘆咗口氣就離開咗。而我望住佢離開嘅身影，多少都有ｄ明白佢感受。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2SEsQCFUO
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「主題曲件事，我之後再搵雪人傾吓啦。」波利見我粒聲唔出，遞咗包薯條俾我。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNb9i1XhHPb
357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdRRwZCqLe
「我認爲一個好嘅Project Lead，唔應該淨係揀自己有興趣嘅嘢嚟做囉。」我抽一條已經微涼嘅薯條出嚟，咬咗一啖，個味道同新鮮嘅時候已經有好大差別。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAOeqIOVHF
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「其實你一早就知個劇，只係成個『狙擊昭煌計劃』嘅一小部份㗎啦。」波利毫不在意薯條嘅溫度，繼續食的津津有味。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCu2Tba4uj
357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7VvTbhht3
「知，我早就知個劇唔夠直接響高登、連登爆料咁大影響力。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDpRkRWIwX
357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzIHXtoSkx
「既然洗濕咗個頭，錢都俾曬。大家錄得開心嘅，你咪專心搞埋件事佢囉。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJF1IZ2ZZTk
357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z4RbMl5JY
「你以爲點解我今晚仲會坐響度？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiI1Xb6Wcj
357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7vXDGrVco
我講到咁白，波利都好清楚我唔會再參與個劇之外嘅任何嘢。佢只係輕輕放低包薯條，就轉身同其他人商量分發街招嘅事。直到多年之後，我最後悔嘅，依然係當年冇同波利講多句，叫佢小心阿仁。條友越玩越大，拉埋其他人落水，遲早一定會出事。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7ZvrTe5Up
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響表明拒絕參與「狙擊昭煌計劃」之後，我決定全副心機擺曬落套劇度，就連阿仁佢哋周圍貼街招搞到滿城風雨，我都只係選擇冷眼旁觀。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXBAuN990c
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「昭煌除咗屯門個屋企之外，原來仲有幾頭住家㗎！」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgQ7caV4wm
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「俾地址我，我下晝過去貼埋其他地方。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYSEVGecBd
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「荃灣呢邊要多ｄ街招，波利你可唔可以攞多ｄ過嚟？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDfcWkTq10
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「風使話佢仲有兩百張街招，但冇曬膠紙！」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7Vnsumu2J
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「阿嵐今日會再出去加印500張街招，六點半響旺角有得攞。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgJDgL7lc1
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一個禮拜眨眼就過咗，我望住劇組嘅Whatsapp群，發現自己完全插唔到嘴，成個外人咁。整整幾百條訊息，竟然冇一條係關於個劇嘅。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmznKdRPfkE
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「唔緊要，大家崗位唔同啫。」我不斷自我安慰。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFc02MVW1S
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劇組嘅轉變雖然嚟得好快，但亦可以話係理所當然。我不斷提醒自己，貼街招嘅嘢我幫唔到手，就正如劇本同後製方面佢哋幫唔到我一樣。大家各司其職嘛，好合理。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dkhddVAdE
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響呢段時間，我個腦入面不時會幻想，個劇做完擺上網，大家再圍埋一齊，笑住講番製作時候嘅點點滴滴。可惜，當時我仲未知道呢一日永遠都唔會發生。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSqTyDzJjv
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啪噠啪噠啪噠......357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41NiEGl7aX
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我嘅手指響鍵盤上飛舞，將翠欣嘅故事一步步轉化成文字。但事實上，自從上次響的士站同佢拉扯之後，佢就已經直接Block咗我。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiWVdStdCN
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「算啦，唔聯絡對大家都可能係好事。」我幾乎係響度催眠自己，即使挨更抵夜，都要專注搞好個劇，咁樣對自己、對付出咗心血嘅夥伴先係最好嘅交代。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJdiT19MTW
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「講到咁偉大，你都幾虛僞㗎喎。」幫手剪片嘅豪哥瞄咗我Laptop上未完成嘅劇本一眼，然後繼續埋首搞佢嘅剪接。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9X3bKi7Nhz
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豪哥係一間製作公司嘅負責人，識佢好幾年，平時見佢一身Hip-Hop造型，托住部機上山下海周圍拍嘢，從來未試過咁樣半開玩笑咁兜口兜面話我。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4P1C5KPfB
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「虛僞？我放工寫劇本，仲學埋剪片。全情投入，你話我虛僞？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ycSelVvJT
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「我話你虛僞，唔係講你爲咗件事有幾努力，而係你嘅心態。」阿豪懶洋洋咁撥弄一下佢嘅長髮，淡淡咁補充：「你收咗錢寫劇本，理論上錄音同後製都唔洗理。你搞咁多額外嘢，但根本冇人要求過你咁做。如果我係你，我話撚知佢哋死啦。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkBUgdd37y
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寫完劇本就可以乜都唔理？357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtAeXdfLzV
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如果我冇同波利周圍去搵錄音室，如果真係由得阿仁響卡拉OK求其搵部電話照稿讀，最終成品一定會俾人恥笑囉。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFedZpRplT
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豪哥好似睇穿我諗緊乜咁，冷冷一笑：「笑都係笑佢哋啫，阿仁根本唔會擺你個名落個劇度，就算擺，你都只係一名二打六，邊鬼個識你？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw5hPD2w0K
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即係話，我所做嘅、所堅持嘅一切，都係多撚餘。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84Qv3iYCZh
357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgbLjLQKHT
豪哥拍一下大脾，笑住鬧：「根本成件事你憨鳩到任何人睇到都會覺得扯火。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQzN6tOs0n
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面對豪哥嘅指責，我搵唔到任何替自己辯護嘅藉口。爲咗個劇出嚟見得人，我的確做咗好多冇必要嘅嘢。同波利行勻成個東九龍搵錄音室、花時間同劇組對稿、捉住雷哥討論製作細節、挨更抵夜寫劇本，甚至係走去訪問受害人，呢一切雖然辛苦，但我依然樂在其中。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8e1SREpXST
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「嗱，對外人嚟講，你的確係個無可救藥嘅憨鳩仔。不過作爲創作人，你呢種憨鳩，我哋個個入行之前都試過啦。」豪哥拍一拍我膊頭，就好似可憐緊一隻受傷嘅小動物咁，「你知唔知，所有出色嘅作品，都係靠一班唔計較付出幾多嘅憨鳩堆砌出嚟？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27JDOSa6jr
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豪哥轉身入房攞咗本相簿出嚟，裡面全部都係響片場拍攝嘅照片。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAsxlcnuyG
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「呢個咪杜Sir？仲有韋Sir？」我望住相簿入面嘅相，張張都係撐起香港電影業嘅大佬嚟。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC0l2hk9DJ
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「你淨係識嗰幾個出名嘅人，但相入面有幾多無名嘅英雄，做咗幾多你哋班𡃁仔所講嘅憨鳩嘢，先拍到好嘅作品出嚟？」豪哥笑咗笑，坐番低響電腦前面繼續剪片，「做我哋呢行，有邊個唔係爲咗件事，日日都做多做凸？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn119LR7Pnu
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我好似聽明白咗某個道理，但又好似冇任何得着。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFVjZ16CQV
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而家嘅世界，個個都要做叻人，付出同收穫計到盡先「唔憨鳩」。豪哥口中嗰套，擺上高登、連登就算唔俾人公審，都最少幾百個負評啦。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtFE6CwZvE
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