重返劇組(雖然冇人知我離開過)一個月之後,廣播劇嘅製作進度去到完成一半,不過呢段時間,我同阿仁幾乎係零交流。自從昭煌同玫瑰靜靜雞開過個新嘅WhatsApp群組、飛甩所有佢哋認爲「唔合格」嘅人之後,阿仁就將個劇嘅所有嘢都推曬俾波利處理,就連劇組嘅人都察覺到,條友擺響套劇嘅時間越嚟越少。456Please respect copyright.PENANA5Fp7M58xbv
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「其實又好難怪阿仁嘅,佢搞緊好多壇嘢,淨係響討論區都有四、五個分身處理緊唔同嘅嘢啦。」456Please respect copyright.PENANAafDJTzDJme
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波利當年嘅說話,擺響今日嘅連登嚟睇簡直係笑話。邊有人仲會因爲四、五個分身就已經忙到冇時間做其他嘢?雖然阿仁一直冇提返工嘅嘢,但佢總唔會連工都唔返,全日乜都唔做就係招呼昭煌掛?456Please respect copyright.PENANAh90uUIM8vD
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阿仁忙,大家都忙,但態度呢樣嘢,係呃唔到大家雙眼嘅。456Please respect copyright.PENANAtRUYmu58XF
456Please respect copyright.PENANAG6csUk7yMN
剛開始錄音嘅時候,阿仁坐響控制室話做「指揮」大家都冇意見,但而家條友上到嚟錄音室就只係坐響雷哥旁邊吹水篤電話。我同波利忙住同所有人對稿、安排埋位錄音,佢全程冇幫過手或者埋嚟問吓有冇嘢要幫忙。到錄完音,大家如常去觀塘興業街間麥當勞食宵夜,條友就神神祕祕坐埋一邊,有嘢問佢,佢就求其答兩句敷衍帶過就算。456Please respect copyright.PENANAyYbTPg3isk
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終於有一晚,負責音樂嘅「雪人」忍唔住啦。456Please respect copyright.PENANApVAID7ivhq
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「喂,個劇首主題曲係咪仲打算搞㗎?我講過好多次,而家首主題曲侵犯緊版權㗎!」雪人嘅外表睇落冇乜殺傷力,但佢對音樂嘅執着同堅持,令任何人同佢傾過一次都會留低好深刻嘅印象。456Please respect copyright.PENANAYZ7ZdajFXu
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如果你有聽過個廣播劇,應該都會留意到個劇嘅「主題曲」,係屬於鄧麗欣同傅穎嘅「親朋勿友」。呢首歌嘅歌詞同個劇完全無關,用嚟做主題曲簡直係九唔搭八。但實情係,當年有位朋友識得呢首歌嘅作曲同填詞人,話如果首歌只係用嚟做二創改歌詞,而個劇又係免費擺上網俾人聽嘅話,只要冇任何盈利,佢哋都唔打算追究。456Please respect copyright.PENANATHum7mRlm0
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你冇睇錯,冇盈利都要改歌詞呀。456Please respect copyright.PENANALnXZDLYXIq
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原本我哋嘅計劃,係按照劇情填過曬新嘅歌詞,然後再用原曲搵人唱。只不過,上次做臥底之後,我答應過自己,就算繼續幫手搞個劇,我都唔會再插手任何唔係我跟開嘅嘢,況且音樂嘅嘢我根本就唔識!456Please respect copyright.PENANAMYIxv5nivs
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而就響我咬住薯條,睇緊事情會點發展嘅時候,我發現縮埋一角嘅阿仁故意擰歪面食麥樂雞當聽唔到。456Please respect copyright.PENANAeopA0IJsbf
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然後,雪人嘅目光落咗響我身上。456Please respect copyright.PENANApOZinMC55P
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「音樂嘅嘢你唔好問我啦,阿仁搵我返嚟寫劇本,而家我落手落腳搞埋錄音同後製,佢先係個劇嘅負責人,你問番佢啦。」456Please respect copyright.PENANAzqRiiqkK8I
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我擺明射返個波俾阿仁,然後見到坐我對面嘅波利皺咗一下眉。456Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2b7FwfDzq
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「阿仁,就算人哋而家肯俾我哋用首歌,我都要搞歌詞、編曲,仲要搵人唱、搵錄音室,呢d你打算點先?」456Please respect copyright.PENANAcX295qbWnT
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當初搵雪人幫手時候,阿仁已經知道主題曲嘅事,但大家夾錢租雷哥個錄音室嘅時候,條友冇將製作主題曲嘅費用計埋入去。到雪人嘅耐性消磨殆盡,阿仁就淨係識得迴避問題。所以我今次決定企硬,睇吓條友會點處理。456Please respect copyright.PENANAAdTUBuAn5y
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而結果,阿仁回答嘅口吻,就好似一個唔肯還錢嘅債仔咁。456Please respect copyright.PENANAYDuNf1c1Ua
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「得啦,你逼我都冇用,我會搵個地方俾你哋錄音啦。要搵人唱丫嘛,我會搵㗎啦。」456Please respect copyright.PENANAObEwNWmEsI
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劇組其他人聽到阿仁咁講,個個都繼續做自己嘢當問題解決咗,但係我同雪人都聽過阿仁求其響卡拉OK攞部電話出錄嚟音,所以......456Please respect copyright.PENANAHFh1IPqbCl
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「唔係呀,阿仁,你講清楚d先——」雪人見阿仁hea佢,索性起身想走埋去追問,但點知仲未開口,阿仁就已經截住咗佢。456Please respect copyright.PENANAOCxRSAmwWX
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「各位,之前『菠蘿的海』爆非飛人係大種乞兒嗰件事,俾昭煌用分身帶風向擺平咗。我啱啱收到風,而家有條女準備同昭煌反面,準備響討論區爆大鑊撐『菠蘿的海』。」456Please respect copyright.PENANAXGuHE7wj5K
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原本食緊麥樂雞、食緊薯條嗰劇組成員,一聽到有花生,一個二個立即停低,齊齊望住阿仁等佢爆料。雪人見錯失機會,唯有企埋一邊,等阿仁繼續講落去。456Please respect copyright.PENANAyDMuNy2JyJ
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「嚟緊我哋要幫昭煌貼街招,所以你哋邊個得閒嘅,幫手睇實討論區,條女一出po就通知我。我要一邊貼街招,一邊推爆條女個po,唔好再俾昭煌帶風向。」456Please respect copyright.PENANAvjak6ZV40F
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阿仁跟住又同大家講,已經印咗成千張街招,準備當牆紙咁貼響昭煌屋企附近,仲話已經聯絡咗生果日報做訪問,搞到劇組所有人勁興奮,個個爭住話要幫手貼街招。456Please respect copyright.PENANA2Nkqm6pzd9
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「阿仁勁呀,竟然搵到條友住邊度!」456Please respect copyright.PENANAFWeuF9f5Z3
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「貼埋街招、搵埋記者,今次條友唔洗旨意翻身!」456Please respect copyright.PENANAlKr76kGjdA
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當大家興高采烈嘅時候,雪人見主題曲件事又一次不了了之,勁無癮咁嘆咗口氣就離開咗。而我望住佢離開嘅身影,多少都有d明白佢感受。456Please respect copyright.PENANAkUUcddfas1
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「主題曲件事,我之後再搵雪人傾吓啦。」波利見我粒聲唔出,遞咗包薯條俾我。456Please respect copyright.PENANAivI5zez5ZU
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「我認爲一個好嘅Project Lead,唔應該淨係揀自己有興趣嘅嘢嚟做囉。」我抽一條已經微涼嘅薯條出嚟,咬咗一啖,個味道同新鮮嘅時候已經有好大差別。456Please respect copyright.PENANAwXqLnputTX
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「其實你一早就知個劇,只係成個『狙擊昭煌計劃』嘅一小部份㗎啦。」波利毫不在意薯條嘅溫度,繼續食的津津有味。456Please respect copyright.PENANAOKFXOHwQZW
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「知,我早就知個劇唔夠直接響高登、連登爆料咁大影響力。」456Please respect copyright.PENANAmzLFeZqVp8
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「既然洗濕咗個頭,錢都俾曬。大家錄得開心嘅,你咪專心搞埋件事佢囉。」456Please respect copyright.PENANAwvGxyE7YOK
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「你以爲點解我今晚仲會坐響度?」456Please respect copyright.PENANAtFTaWlnDp6
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我講到咁白,波利都好清楚我唔會再參與個劇之外嘅任何嘢。佢只係輕輕放低包薯條,就轉身同其他人商量分發街招嘅事。直到多年之後,我最後悔嘅,依然係當年冇同波利講多句,叫佢小心阿仁。條友越玩越大,拉埋其他人落水,遲早一定會出事。456Please respect copyright.PENANAY0ODoTlz8T
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響表明拒絕參與「狙擊昭煌計劃」之後,我決定全副心機擺曬落套劇度,就連阿仁佢哋周圍貼街招搞到滿城風雨,我都只係選擇冷眼旁觀。456Please respect copyright.PENANAtZjl2DMY3G
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「昭煌除咗屯門個屋企之外,原來仲有幾頭住家㗎!」456Please respect copyright.PENANAHcSZfPnvjY
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「俾地址我,我下晝過去貼埋其他地方。」456Please respect copyright.PENANADgIr0TtNcn
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「荃灣呢邊要多d街招,波利你可唔可以攞多d過嚟?」456Please respect copyright.PENANA9V7JDmGDdC
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「風使話佢仲有兩百張街招,但冇曬膠紙!」456Please respect copyright.PENANA7miCnvMSUz
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「阿嵐今日會再出去加印500張街招,六點半響旺角有得攞。」456Please respect copyright.PENANAIYjomH39ic
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一個禮拜眨眼就過咗,我望住劇組嘅Whatsapp群,發現自己完全插唔到嘴,成個外人咁。整整幾百條訊息,竟然冇一條係關於個劇嘅。456Please respect copyright.PENANAL8IdHYUjf6
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「唔緊要,大家崗位唔同啫。」我不斷自我安慰。456Please respect copyright.PENANACsp3pWsIfs
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劇組嘅轉變雖然嚟得好快,但亦可以話係理所當然。我不斷提醒自己,貼街招嘅嘢我幫唔到手,就正如劇本同後製方面佢哋幫唔到我一樣。大家各司其職嘛,好合理。456Please respect copyright.PENANAwOSur2GdGe
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響呢段時間,我個腦入面不時會幻想,個劇做完擺上網,大家再圍埋一齊,笑住講番製作時候嘅點點滴滴。可惜,當時我仲未知道呢一日永遠都唔會發生。456Please respect copyright.PENANAZOmcw4ztlU
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啪噠啪噠啪噠......456Please respect copyright.PENANApEKvQhjlnW
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我嘅手指響鍵盤上飛舞,將翠欣嘅故事一步步轉化成文字。但事實上,自從上次響的士站同佢拉扯之後,佢就已經直接Block咗我。456Please respect copyright.PENANACca5Zi8hOM
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「算啦,唔聯絡對大家都可能係好事。」我幾乎係響度催眠自己,即使挨更抵夜,都要專注搞好個劇,咁樣對自己、對付出咗心血嘅夥伴先係最好嘅交代。456Please respect copyright.PENANAzIaYtFygJl
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「講到咁偉大,你都幾虛僞㗎喎。」幫手剪片嘅豪哥瞄咗我Laptop上未完成嘅劇本一眼,然後繼續埋首搞佢嘅剪接。456Please respect copyright.PENANAfwR1moJjwg
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豪哥係一間製作公司嘅負責人,識佢好幾年,平時見佢一身Hip-Hop造型,托住部機上山下海周圍拍嘢,從來未試過咁樣半開玩笑咁兜口兜面話我。456Please respect copyright.PENANAhpl1Upb6UJ
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「虛僞?我放工寫劇本,仲學埋剪片。全情投入,你話我虛僞?」456Please respect copyright.PENANAdCu1FqSEB3
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「我話你虛僞,唔係講你爲咗件事有幾努力,而係你嘅心態。」阿豪懶洋洋咁撥弄一下佢嘅長髮,淡淡咁補充:「你收咗錢寫劇本,理論上錄音同後製都唔洗理。你搞咁多額外嘢,但根本冇人要求過你咁做。如果我係你,我話撚知佢哋死啦。」456Please respect copyright.PENANAA6gP4grYwg
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寫完劇本就可以乜都唔理?456Please respect copyright.PENANAiZP3TksLkh
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如果我冇同波利周圍去搵錄音室,如果真係由得阿仁響卡拉OK求其搵部電話照稿讀,最終成品一定會俾人恥笑囉。456Please respect copyright.PENANAk3ie4vMIAx
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豪哥好似睇穿我諗緊乜咁,冷冷一笑:「笑都係笑佢哋啫,阿仁根本唔會擺你個名落個劇度,就算擺,你都只係一名二打六,邊鬼個識你?」456Please respect copyright.PENANAQLE1cYtA8b
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即係話,我所做嘅、所堅持嘅一切,都係多撚餘。456Please respect copyright.PENANAH5q4rkLII6
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豪哥拍一下大脾,笑住鬧:「根本成件事你憨鳩到任何人睇到都會覺得扯火。」456Please respect copyright.PENANAC4JkGtOqKR
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面對豪哥嘅指責,我搵唔到任何替自己辯護嘅藉口。爲咗個劇出嚟見得人,我的確做咗好多冇必要嘅嘢。同波利行勻成個東九龍搵錄音室、花時間同劇組對稿、捉住雷哥討論製作細節、挨更抵夜寫劇本,甚至係走去訪問受害人,呢一切雖然辛苦,但我依然樂在其中。456Please respect copyright.PENANACfW7KfKi5D
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「嗱,對外人嚟講,你的確係個無可救藥嘅憨鳩仔。不過作爲創作人,你呢種憨鳩,我哋個個入行之前都試過啦。」豪哥拍一拍我膊頭,就好似可憐緊一隻受傷嘅小動物咁,「你知唔知,所有出色嘅作品,都係靠一班唔計較付出幾多嘅憨鳩堆砌出嚟?」456Please respect copyright.PENANAOCLlhLnsfb
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豪哥轉身入房攞咗本相簿出嚟,裡面全部都係響片場拍攝嘅照片。456Please respect copyright.PENANAMu4XjFfZcZ
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「呢個咪杜Sir?仲有韋Sir?」我望住相簿入面嘅相,張張都係撐起香港電影業嘅大佬嚟。456Please respect copyright.PENANA9GMR6ilU4D
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「你淨係識嗰幾個出名嘅人,但相入面有幾多無名嘅英雄,做咗幾多你哋班𡃁仔所講嘅憨鳩嘢,先拍到好嘅作品出嚟?」豪哥笑咗笑,坐番低響電腦前面繼續剪片,「做我哋呢行,有邊個唔係爲咗件事,日日都做多做凸?」456Please respect copyright.PENANA14drzjrcAi
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我好似聽明白咗某個道理,但又好似冇任何得着。456Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0bny59fmi
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而家嘅世界,個個都要做叻人,付出同收穫計到盡先「唔憨鳩」。豪哥口中嗰套,擺上高登、連登就算唔俾人公審,都最少幾百個負評啦。456Please respect copyright.PENANAXIbQymGad0
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