在地獄中,孟婆A是孟婆部門裡最資深的孟婆。489Please respect copyright.PENANAxylk8iA8c1
有一天,「孟婆書院」剛畢業的孟婆新鮮人B到孟婆部門報到,孟婆主管安排孟婆學妹B跟著孟婆學姊A學習學習。489Please respect copyright.PENANAGFSLDs0vp0
孟婆學妹B帶著紙和毛筆跟在孟婆學姊A一整天,努力記下工作常規還有「眉角」。孟婆學姊A也一整天叮嚀東,叮嚀西,希望孟婆學妹B趕快上手,好分擔他的工作。489Please respect copyright.PENANAD4M9j8sSI3
一天過後,下班時間,孟婆部門回到孟婆宿舍休息。孟婆們洗澡的洗澡,洗衣的洗衣,吃飯的吃飯。489Please respect copyright.PENANAIvNzo3NBLi
孟婆學姊A帶著「新配方孟婆湯樣本」回到宿舍,新配方孟婆湯樣本很重要,用玻璃瓶裝著,帶在身上比較保險。孟婆學姊A將新配方孟婆湯樣本放在交誼廳的櫃子上,他走到一旁冰箱面前,打開冰箱,拿自己的晚餐出來。他將自己的晚餐放在交誼廳桌子上,正要拿新配方孟婆湯樣本放進去冰箱的時候,發現新配方孟婆湯樣本不見了!489Please respect copyright.PENANAmk4muB3V5I
不!怎麼會不見?489Please respect copyright.PENANAQxB4gbajH6
他觀察經過的孟婆,開口詢問有沒有看到新配方孟婆湯樣本的玻璃瓶?孟婆路人說沒看到。489Please respect copyright.PENANAmNhV6vrmTZ
這時候,孟婆學妹B走過來,詢問每位孟婆:「這裡是哪裡?我要怎麼搭車回家?」489Please respect copyright.PENANABcc0zBQ2o5
所有孟婆的目光全部看向孟婆學妹B……他喝了那瓶新配方孟婆湯樣本!489Please respect copyright.PENANAbyjeBHeCUz
孟婆學姊A:「怎麼辦?怎麼辦?」489Please respect copyright.PENANAGCrN6MxnFy
孟婆學姊C:「讓他去人間好了,寫報告很麻煩。」489Please respect copyright.PENANApaIpBQ2ZgG
孟婆學姊D:「我才不要因為這樣被牽連,報告很難寫!」489Please respect copyright.PENANAIhjkRZVSeE
孟婆學姊A:「孟婆部門規定說一人偷喝孟婆湯,全部門寫報告,這規定真的很不合理。」489Please respect copyright.PENANAlBWQkU2f6V
孟婆學姊D不管三七二十一,直接扛起孟婆學妹B,直接往孟婆宿舍窗戶外面丟。489Please respect copyright.PENANAqsS91sdLjn
「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……」孟婆學妹B消失在雲霧中。489Please respect copyright.PENANAR0xYrJbflC
全孟婆部門當作什麼事也沒發生。489Please respect copyright.PENANACxkTnzgPgT
孟婆學姊A沒有了新配方孟婆湯樣本很緊張,隔天想想還是辭職好了,被高層就責很麻煩。孟婆學姊A帶著辭職信跟閻羅王辭職,閻羅王跟孟婆學姊A面談,桌上有2杯飲料還有孟婆學姊A的辭職信。489Please respect copyright.PENANAdYpZ1QJ7zr
閻羅王:「生涯規劃很完整,本王祝福你未來順利,這杯本王敬你。」489Please respect copyright.PENANAh5y1V0M5eH
閻羅王跟孟婆學姊A一起乾杯。489Please respect copyright.PENANAX1tiy14kIt
閻羅王:「從現在起你就是孟婆。」489Please respect copyright.PENANAh5Fv5HhDLk
孟婆學姊A傻楞楞地說:「好。」489Please respect copyright.PENANAehSkHUZbkh
孟婆學姊A搞丟新配方孟婆湯樣本的事情就這樣不了了之。489Please respect copyright.PENANAm7DQUai12w
孟婆學姊A被分配到顧「新配方孟婆湯2.0」爐子,他努力攪拌新配方孟婆湯2.0,攪攪攪……聽說這次新配方是肉骨茶口味,不知道味道濃不濃?需不需要再加調味包?489Please respect copyright.PENANA7jYoh6d96V
他舀起一杓孟婆湯喝一口嚐味道,味道不錯很滿意。489Please respect copyright.PENANAjXInAoI5dp
他舀起一杓孟婆湯喝一口嚐味道,味道不錯很滿意。489Please respect copyright.PENANAntRjCoJiaS
他舀起一杓孟婆湯喝一口嚐味道,味道不錯很滿意。489Please respect copyright.PENANARI9vR7EI0f
他舀起一杓孟婆湯喝一口嚐味道,味道不錯很滿意。489Please respect copyright.PENANANHSHF3OlJa
他舀起一杓孟婆湯喝一口嚐味道,味道不錯很滿意……489Please respect copyright.PENANAXmpIkcOiun
那一天,孟婆部門全體一起寫報告。489Please respect copyright.PENANAl0tsMFfV5D
489Please respect copyright.PENANA14XXmsVKhO
arrow_back
笑話實驗
more_vert
-
info_outline Info
-
toc Table of Contents
-
share Share
-
format_color_text Display Settings
-
exposure_plus_1 Recommend
-
Sponsor
-
report_problem Report
-
account_circle Login
Search stories, writers or societies
Continue ReadingClear All
What Others Are ReadingRefresh
X
Never miss what's happening on Penana!
笑話實驗
Author:
䷀乾卦
ISSUE #3
孟婆
LIKES 0
READS 485
BOOKMARKS 0
campaign
Request update 0
Sponsor
Suggest Edits
Login with Facebook
or Sign up/Login to comment or bookmark! Click to load the next chapter
X
After each update request, the author will receive a notification!
smartphone100
→ Request update
X
Sponsor again
Click to login
Login first to show your name as a sponsor.
Thank you for supporting the story! :)
Please Login first.
×
Write down what you like about the story
×
Reading Theme:
Font Size:
Line Spacing:
Paragraph Spacing:
Load the next issue automatically
Reset to default
×
People Who Like This
x
Before You Publish
Please ensure your story does not contain illegal, hateful, inciting, or violence-promoting content, or any infringing, plagiarized, or spam material, and that it complies with Penana’s Terms of Use.
Penana reserves the right to remove any content that violates these rules or causes legal or community risk, and to suspend or terminate related accounts.

