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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8dkmoA6lE
「如果我沒有經過同意的話，我是不會不會說出我的名字的！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEWI9fqSGm
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaJPtaXj70
「不是就叫名字或綽號就好了嗎？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMudX4n5pqU
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nGv4CXxX8
「未來我要當個模特兒模特兒！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkxHxKrWe1
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oVX5JWDa4
「看偶像劇！電視電視是最棒的發明！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0RzOcnjRD
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLN0iq9LtJ
「我還真的不清楚耶……」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrc1J3VcBq
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO3XUYWpr9
「只要是食物我都吃！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCFRnRq6g4
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaedste67vS
「討厭那些研究所裡的人，討厭討厭。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhHsv7upAe
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bEpnpSTAg
「為了長高當然是早睡早起有個規律規律的啦！」（並沒有，還記得第三集裡為了看偶像劇而熬夜嗎84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtpL9C5d8f84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOk2Dp2IvkN
9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkt2FOVvQkt
「獨棟透天透天唷！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GfYMapIt6
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQmICEQ2UK
「嗯？電子遊樂場？」（？？？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbMX8Wwmxp
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GVqvU3GXp
「口袋當然都裝糖果和手機手機啦！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUZQ0EEHBo
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88OewqUwfv
「都說我不能說出我的名字名字了哼！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjI1rKLMMEz
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2XqdB9A7o
「我講話的方式好像不太一樣，但是大家還是都聽得懂的對吧對吧？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF98ZN83Dl
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXD7UVJomd
「可以跟單量抹曲生活！」（某方面來說的確滿值得驕傲的84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXZG86IaoJ
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjJllwFwsW
「我才不會有弱點呢！」（好人再好也會有弱點84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A3sr7KMXG
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5yXJCa2ku
「單量抹曲！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6epGEQtYhK
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nn4K7hNLU
「已經說過啦！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgRrTQpYfZ
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JzfRgTHsL
「我可以不要不要說嗎？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEkINYRQ2C
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCetimYppSP
「有哇，家人就是梅津大姊跟單量抹曲唷！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIs5YGwTbP
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDCegorqto
「長大後我一定也要談個轟轟烈烈的愛情愛情！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHO95sptYAV
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPjO10yuw3
「其實我還不是很清楚耶。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4xMfTGPva
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRzlAHrQVh
「嗯？不知道？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByq7wE4Zxe
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WNO2EFe0A
「當然會主動主動囉！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC31JlZzPi5
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYGeRYYNbM
「沒有？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenEI1UHMWK
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmLti7nHXu
「沒有。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8z7h4xpYAD
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNTyd97LS9
「現在當然滿意啦，我很開心開心的唷！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8UQmXYVm9
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNczrZBsFU
「嗯？我覺得有好幾件都是耶。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfr8OUvz9fq
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLTXfxO7Cq
「如果沒有遇到單量抹曲，我一定還是……唉呀不好說不好說啦！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2RRgmC0GR
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2YOnZBlor
「模特兒！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNgyD7gLXU
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHF08ngvT3
「我的小祕密嗎？我自己都不是很清楚耶……不過，我可以偷偷說一下單量抹曲的唷，就是呀，他還住在第二商店街那邊的公寓公寓時呀，好像從來都沒付過房租唷！」（這算祕密嗎？
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二、私心惡搞篇84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IML010eVX
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GBaWOQypL
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGHLKU5bQt
「不知道？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqAoYb8fcP
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgJMv3drlA
「換衣服時被單量抹曲看光了……嗚嗚，他要對我負責負責啦！」（？？？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXG7hVjCCVG
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxVwMEcA81
「哇，這一定是很糟很糟的狀況呢……」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxagY3x6Ow
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASbGdagG4z
「我怎麼可能會回答呢！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiGbu9n6Vd
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzPJvhBnEc
「除毛？什麼？剪頭髮的意思嗎？」
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0HyoZcw3w
「我才不會說呢，我沒有弱點弱點的啦！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xxlCNda81
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJErexDpYRb
「什麼東西初體驗體驗？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwyJV2lRD2
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLD2YpREhO
「應該也能變成帥氣的模特兒吧？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcOd0shho6
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rFVO2ZoXz
「什麼尺寸？我不懂。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoUBIrIoVl
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrtUzcr1nX
「可以穿單量抹曲的衣服衣服嗎！」（？？？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPmePtxuiK
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ImrJJ6cza
「一定會羞死人的啦！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzC7RKA40K
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDeYkxDoDN
「不會被侵犯吧……」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX0VWaA8yz
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk0cse11Os
「不知道耶，我還不能喝酒喝酒的唷。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwLleDr10J
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD80sRIkf1
「再多問我個幾題也沒關係的啦！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkeU1XNPvn
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyiLcvRQWb
「老二是什麼？」
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