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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdeqrXNOli
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF35xKcx28
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7BPRfU7dO
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXgaLKeyCr
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoHbkMVFSl
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYbsiOkQdl
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5T9eiFPU5
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTlB9rN00W
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBrebaz4w3
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiktgKcapyF
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApOW9oMdrM
「肉，沒肉會死。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNgNgzEYI8
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJncCzw8Zl
「沒什麼特別的。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Zsa8CR45q
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pz9dBj2Qg
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kF4dS5w0k
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Q3RVVfrTe
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRkvQvJixl
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqDy74esI8
「睡覺。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdjMs5RcGu
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0MNORGViq
「手機、鑰匙。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVDpf62YMG
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AN1GOXs9R
「他們，能力的意思。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYnB8qMAoF
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURGiii08Rf
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UTYjdZggn
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2zoPeG0N6
「沒有。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSL439m1Oh
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFRmcrjt4f
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1marj3qxT
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxf3AV52tl
「……不知道。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYksGYxYr3M
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvBmoQ4j0J
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTTmMfIoby
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8UZThAKSj
「被機器包圍的感覺。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRtTXVYPyz
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdowvBgPU8
「……拒答。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82lBsT5lp6
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1RufJabl2
「沒有。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwkILzsQvx
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMT2MkdYDJ
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgox7Jfye7
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNz5VC4JXf
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUKCdKpJRP
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8d25uJXnU
「好煩。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1aVaqfKF1
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWe8FtDk1E
「你覺得呢？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno7iqRVDF0
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXh9PjPeWS
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hHBZHi3NI
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY1jFHaaQ8
「現在……還可以吧。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU8AXf89wr
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvIn6ZztfC
「算有吧。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWqzwMjLaa
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGL5pwBJhr
「拒答。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MubfsWXLo
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFjLWtp8JI
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oAEAEi9Pa
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Jd4v6LkPq
「沒有。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVarfaUzSGw
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二、私心惡搞篇291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhuPwEVaIE
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38fOGgLx5Y
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9knKD2DQFN
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEcrTmxyLA
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkz5Pee1wm
「好像沒有。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gkCMJWt8R
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuCyAX9O7x
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyUcM4N2Mc
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphc3J294qm
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUd8RmVyvFe
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rcHIm9cLf
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQvHPwP3TN
「不知道。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu6pVufRlX
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFU3I7xQGU
「沒有。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlDpBuT9bD
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAUV9RASJB
「哈？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMcCd6ufQa
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXApGKz9Pa0
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jMKyPk8z5
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbLV2hontW
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJxX8sfwxf
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuiPA0rZ43
「……」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ynjlvE0UX
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCnM3Xec79
「還不把他揍醒？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvzBavyFzU
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5shUBN0dSe
「不知道。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP05zbtTt3
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqL7XlRp8d
「沒有。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoPnKTwezi
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSCxM0I0e8
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」