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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了(欸121Please respect copyright.PENANAYxlKPa4tkd連番外也忙到只打到一半而已(←我很誠實!(←不負責任121Please respect copyright.PENANAH1HCHIj5eu
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?121Please respect copyright.PENANAHffY6noGIz
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」121Please respect copyright.PENANAjEGfYtzwuY
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?121Please respect copyright.PENANASYWvvgBY70
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAkxGWhTJY2w
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?121Please respect copyright.PENANAqvZbBJ50T6
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡121Please respect copyright.PENANAuEwIIhHf6q
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?121Please respect copyright.PENANAwMkSi645dE
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」121Please respect copyright.PENANA4NPYi57qWO
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?121Please respect copyright.PENANA9LadzbvIql
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAAYw2MKw3ZY
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?121Please respect copyright.PENANA8xQurjYnVL
「肉,沒肉會死。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAdNiw2Kg0aj
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?121Please respect copyright.PENANA6qkdi6GcTN
「沒什麼特別的。」121Please respect copyright.PENANALC6SaFRF9a
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?121Please respect copyright.PENANAFRkohSqrwn
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAWGfmsncN6p
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAXGngDzn7A4
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAmBWxls8S7a
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?121Please respect copyright.PENANA527rtoFexc
「睡覺。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAiNQg3l0Rhy
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAg5z7TFMAXs
「手機、鑰匙。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAhBdZ3A9e5Y
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)121Please respect copyright.PENANAIY8lSrXek8
「他們,能力的意思。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAL9DMDSvQKA
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?121Please respect copyright.PENANAO9GvUZEG6i
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」121Please respect copyright.PENANAIH7OLgFgnt
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?121Please respect copyright.PENANA3tdTSqT5dZ
「沒有。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAaCERLjN6r7
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?121Please respect copyright.PENANAr1IajMlLp0
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAjZmruE2duu
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)121Please respect copyright.PENANAEXGRNVuRCE
「……不知道。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAJoo6MANCBo
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?121Please respect copyright.PENANABoiSaexsmX
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」121Please respect copyright.PENANA7Y285ul10I
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?121Please respect copyright.PENANA6X4ndXkSpv
「被機器包圍的感覺。」121Please respect copyright.PENANA3mhED9jgoM
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?121Please respect copyright.PENANAxbPBTaQtyJ
「……拒答。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAx2358FXN2D
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?121Please respect copyright.PENANABGq6GTYVWQ
「沒有。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAdL7Oyd7lGT
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?121Please respect copyright.PENANA7rXmURqAcj
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAJIVKiUKOQO
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!121Please respect copyright.PENANAmeJHoW2GHz
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」121Please respect copyright.PENANASwLMOylEHx
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?121Please respect copyright.PENANAAgt9PTg6cn
「好煩。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAr42a4hfU7Q
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?121Please respect copyright.PENANAiZI0txMDpE
「你覺得呢?」121Please respect copyright.PENANAbZp8CApGEF
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANALugjMlsnIq
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAgYHnV1Zw9k
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?121Please respect copyright.PENANAMF2l8L381n
「現在……還可以吧。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAkl9zGyWKDg
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAsHCeRuMb8B
「算有吧。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAkKNfxOBfbp
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?121Please respect copyright.PENANARg1NQuOUTA
「拒答。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAycO5aKIocz
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?121Please respect copyright.PENANAYENbkqipV5
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAi8Uama5yUb
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)121Please respect copyright.PENANAoNloS0mS7x
「沒有。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAB4oeu8DxDq
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二、私心惡搞篇121Please respect copyright.PENANAx387MEZY0b
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)121Please respect copyright.PENANA05qwiGRKvh
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?121Please respect copyright.PENANAz3XIvZj4Xn
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」121Please respect copyright.PENANArOoBlC7gVy
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?121Please respect copyright.PENANANjihp6gcUL
「好像沒有。」121Please respect copyright.PENANA42g5r7mFbK
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?121Please respect copyright.PENANAWRqVnkv2WP
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕121Please respect copyright.PENANAoVnPGBYiq7
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?121Please respect copyright.PENANAYEFpSA3Gv1
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」121Please respect copyright.PENANA33y7bKAfC2
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAURnnZnVpnk
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?121Please respect copyright.PENANA9zxXLfHTWA
「不知道。」121Please respect copyright.PENANA4lGJ1Qy8KA
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。121Please respect copyright.PENANAXwaFA444bg
「沒有。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAcP0zJfFJhA
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?121Please respect copyright.PENANAK8pUdFzq1S
「哈?」121Please respect copyright.PENANAhbZwHG3SPV
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!121Please respect copyright.PENANArPbAeZ9IB3
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」121Please respect copyright.PENANAZEDkRjPH8O
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?121Please respect copyright.PENANA7A45NgEMXj
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」121Please respect copyright.PENANADZdlTLetDx
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?121Please respect copyright.PENANA0kDmo5KU7I
「……」121Please respect copyright.PENANAlW0GtqPM8L
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?121Please respect copyright.PENANA1ucDGIK04K
「還不把他揍醒?」121Please respect copyright.PENANAzJr3w2sbE1
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?121Please respect copyright.PENANAckULQ0b47H
「不知道。」121Please respect copyright.PENANA8qcrhBzMyO
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAzOCexvPDm8
「沒有。」121Please respect copyright.PENANA1A7MjHf8D0
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?121Please respect copyright.PENANA2LvTIQN66Y
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」