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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?118Please respect copyright.PENANAniD2fUzeez
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」118Please respect copyright.PENANA9owpcIXm0E
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?118Please respect copyright.PENANApoOGatSAYQ
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAb8Ja6PIaqc
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?118Please respect copyright.PENANAx8xVefNCX0
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡118Please respect copyright.PENANAwh2WhSnMAm
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?118Please respect copyright.PENANAyS3HifCqvW
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」118Please respect copyright.PENANALDoTxCop1w
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?118Please respect copyright.PENANAajdhYwDrLE
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1CCse3GMW
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?118Please respect copyright.PENANAkOAv5cAsdQ
「肉,沒肉會死。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAifdN0lIWhL
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?118Please respect copyright.PENANAoQvHgcGSKW
「沒什麼特別的。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAzFwKndbpsE
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?118Please respect copyright.PENANAv35k2Sj92S
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」118Please respect copyright.PENANABlZa9MRtzC
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?118Please respect copyright.PENANA53ClLtB5TB
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」118Please respect copyright.PENANA24noxhAnay
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?118Please respect copyright.PENANAcr3kvEv2iA
「睡覺。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAXJJBy3Go8s
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?118Please respect copyright.PENANAhZfPdkTTQ6
「手機、鑰匙。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAw7PBfaJ1ZN
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)118Please respect copyright.PENANA0r6PFxicOS
「他們,能力的意思。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAKZLDtaZqVM
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?118Please respect copyright.PENANAz1JnsUeyr7
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」118Please respect copyright.PENANAtEyke5nCWY
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?118Please respect copyright.PENANAgi6he0fie9
「沒有。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAlrrHqcHHU4
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?118Please respect copyright.PENANAoZKLKN2XGp
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAzw6UK3QwGt
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)118Please respect copyright.PENANAkwDfUTN45t
「……不知道。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAScc5SgCvaS
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?118Please respect copyright.PENANApHcnQDWHQM
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAgtiqSYyxiX
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?118Please respect copyright.PENANAHznlFwDndN
「被機器包圍的感覺。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAaS37qXdSqM
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?118Please respect copyright.PENANAPg6EHLRw4o
「……拒答。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAAcn7sfwIaP
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?118Please respect copyright.PENANA425sFFhWqt
「沒有。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAnaLFOAjQU6
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?118Please respect copyright.PENANADEtHBfzhVj
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」118Please respect copyright.PENANA2TL6VyMB3g
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!118Please respect copyright.PENANAJs7h2HMR4R
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」118Please respect copyright.PENANA2YgTBM8oJE
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?118Please respect copyright.PENANAOnAcQFHE0i
「好煩。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAT87wq2Sr0X
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?118Please respect copyright.PENANA02emeMj33v
「你覺得呢?」118Please respect copyright.PENANAZf9WKx7Vsc
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?118Please respect copyright.PENANA90WInK6jAm
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAGBmvVKZqLB
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?118Please respect copyright.PENANAD4cSsBOT6N
「現在……還可以吧。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAUyMKTAPaid
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?118Please respect copyright.PENANAmTcZGO2wjW
「算有吧。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAPWaYeUDt9O
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?118Please respect copyright.PENANAcsCnbn3NRi
「拒答。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAbLQ1udI4Ny
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?118Please respect copyright.PENANAl4RfdY5SWc
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAUbITCpjxPd
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)118Please respect copyright.PENANAMhEIKIDNVx
「沒有。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAJHrcY3Hzhl
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二、私心惡搞篇118Please respect copyright.PENANAKZhsMoouAi
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)118Please respect copyright.PENANAlGDLm8PYbU
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?118Please respect copyright.PENANALgP9RaEYx8
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAW9kNd4wDGB
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?118Please respect copyright.PENANAH7oAZamiJD
「好像沒有。」118Please respect copyright.PENANApFYWNeLF61
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?118Please respect copyright.PENANAmZDtBh8L5e
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕118Please respect copyright.PENANA96YrGdGevO
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?118Please respect copyright.PENANAGHIMKi3cyZ
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」118Please respect copyright.PENANAmkrbkZPUHQ
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?118Please respect copyright.PENANAJn9ecG7h50
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?118Please respect copyright.PENANArpwPZroTR5
「不知道。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAuJXuFhvvMC
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。118Please respect copyright.PENANAu3qH33cSWG
「沒有。」118Please respect copyright.PENANADwGGrUqHAB
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?118Please respect copyright.PENANAGsHfqT4XoY
「哈?」118Please respect copyright.PENANAqP3YVxadF0
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!118Please respect copyright.PENANA87nYbt1m5R
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」118Please respect copyright.PENANACo0mwQtNtZ
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?118Please respect copyright.PENANAMwwfhtT7Dm
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAIhgCMDfSia
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?118Please respect copyright.PENANAveem7Tzsf1
「……」118Please respect copyright.PENANAsgrB6HwhEB
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?118Please respect copyright.PENANASmpHWWWJKU
「還不把他揍醒?」118Please respect copyright.PENANA0mL3ga58qq
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?118Please respect copyright.PENANA0PXumGASbO
「不知道。」118Please respect copyright.PENANAnMYChu4BnI
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?118Please respect copyright.PENANA4b1puulqtg
「沒有。」118Please respect copyright.PENANA8REmcQ1YRJ
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?118Please respect copyright.PENANAbmanOzx2QP
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」