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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pqhDjWbEt
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8S5R5VLu4
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx9heZgBsf
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtIJJmXiWk
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn28i9Urr03
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhNvLbCFKZ
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfkqbT9eYk
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlbupjQlfJ
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEPPpGs0zt
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWeZxQT5DN
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMafMAq2yjQ
「肉，沒肉會死。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGKvTknRbE
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mr8z0nbmL
「沒什麼特別的。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpxxpMeGkP
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ93qpjbsI8
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4IboA9p72
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjelprCc13
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh7DeHwbc5
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDAVM0Y9LM
「睡覺。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc7Ozkl9Pg
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLX6CZaikT
「手機、鑰匙。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMhLxEC1LZ
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0l2xmYRuM
「他們，能力的意思。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRrT77MF9t
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuE9o52rxX
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5stTtNlsW6
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3lKqxOYYd
「沒有。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ueaW7aTRo
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEDd6JWOZ9
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwHYd3Yyp6
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkJPco9u5j
「……不知道。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytXPoUyXsl
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fxu0L03pY
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TLy2UmVl2
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47ayhOrStK
「被機器包圍的感覺。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8M75OwcpC
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbZJA9QUSX
「……拒答。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4i84a3zYE
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZz6iWFNWrd
「沒有。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cxJq7kB3b
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYwhVnJqZS
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8fur8VDKo
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKZAvw0BMD
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrojVGIpey
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEJJBXtJkT
「好煩。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCklmaXc1Yc
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCB87zMxBX3
「你覺得呢？」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LxLyVhErY
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh26p8e1voo
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPIlHUODfl
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOM1RCTnyk
「現在……還可以吧。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdjVOQ0HyI
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnoPsb2436
「算有吧。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjyW9sKcsH
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4UntTqVhc
「拒答。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVBwCzpcTu
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8AkpPJHkx
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEMQqGImCr
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2ri0MHM9H
「沒有。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SZkaBZIIO
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二、私心惡搞篇215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Sr061dPyE
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkYPqI6IrQ
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRB18f9caO
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2nbET40DQ
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBhVdEljKu
「好像沒有。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGGme24uQv
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS1ZY5Tiom
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyusUZQBJJ
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJa2Z8D1pp
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQulqFo6A4
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GPjZb7LOc
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8EXotny8b
「不知道。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0TTchgvR1
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡur80GMu4XK
「沒有。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjKtO8p6rF
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhOKLU7Ipp
「哈？」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1hseMJcwi
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxfynBSRLG
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xBeXWtq8d
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0d6n8A3oo
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN83bgPdtMd
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EGDhS9Xc2
「……」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4bKZqSSFV
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A3Sj8fJCd
「還不把他揍醒？」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAIOnFqbAp
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToYunYvMlu
「不知道。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxUIts7c80
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiY3r3IppKd
「沒有。」215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnBEPybhr3
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw7kLhlgBd
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」