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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPqQ9Azc0F連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYltPCEHGq
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZPzjCEBuG
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvQvE1DI3A
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8wZ74syH7
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpSrJBKLug
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXMtJfoA3h
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVdGDtMIR8
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDuZYxVWtP
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJXnxSzPp4
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8lO5oZp7B
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGB4hI5Ydi
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g7NS19gea
「肉，沒肉會死。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIivnEq03x
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0zBk9GvGD
「沒什麼特別的。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUoIR8KcFW
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7bfzIFLc8
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24AAcxAXOE
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRiXUnMlJ2
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFJQMPmERR
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9YenGFDsi
「睡覺。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJFPl75RL5
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7GbObtbZA
「手機、鑰匙。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6inVZst0t
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwOSz6ecdD
「他們，能力的意思。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7r1jgHbaW0
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpj1rIsYrX
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMDb61dl20
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH87zHMBoym
「沒有。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNKJpw5BuP
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eB2qFU3bX
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8tf6j9nDS
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwJYtD4qT3
「……不知道。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEAuASyZf5
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJffRU5c2p9
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgQjEoZusW
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8d4X2dfSbP
「被機器包圍的感覺。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGAd27ferd
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J3BtZIyv4
「……拒答。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTiYXu3vkt
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiu0hyCFZ1I
「沒有。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfDyaDdVRH
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRipoJ5Fc4U
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvTKLwZiE2
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp6pDp7mQY
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev3pj2noQf
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxEXJGPEMG
「好煩。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPXaYemXyJ
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOnxhmkpYW
「你覺得呢？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYA4BgGVpqp
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdlpAfq7J1
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47BZVfUUGp
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRczEvhTIKX
「現在……還可以吧。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwNv5wevdV
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP67cOUhDKS
「算有吧。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEFG4o7DkH
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOPH17Qz8t
「拒答。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNBa0Qzgue
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x6pVAFYA7
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlvGjKyTbA
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS4JVwDAkt
「沒有。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPOC8nzHcz
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二、私心惡搞篇294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX62pfhiC1
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqcVbDNxbh
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCe593uhzf
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVobtTwk67b
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUWUwW3Osx
「好像沒有。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGUv3BmSc0
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErK1cZCLm5
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SZLTrSTym
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnKhRNZ51y
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCzv53qEel
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyUwe9z7Ej
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOy66ZIHB3e
「不知道。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKIwdYSDG6
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFhEohOPiI
「沒有。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqF9d9L5cQ
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iUFl3pVs6
「哈？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Sos17lG8Q
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVZE3aR0d0
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWRwUfoqDu
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3AMTgnebB
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJLZ9hat7H
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWASaDZcYTS
「……」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ2UcY2tjF
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa3HoXeUiP
「還不把他揍醒？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNARtP83ww
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXujI6JvFi
「不知道。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbB7uOOQ3z
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEQbnHXjrk
「沒有。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVf5pCFBMQ
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemAowh5k5l
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」