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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa3xv1yvxY連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QXUgSMudK
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpviNVGvHW
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOORDe2piG
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK8KXQeuHZ
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwaY4Dpf65
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36YUWkgGwr
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5salQiHzRf
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7wKBAgMiU
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOwhmJvDib
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSvIorZn01
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxZYFoxvQd
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJUEqe7LFT
「肉，沒肉會死。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLP9JUt9qr4
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc69uwuQBoo
「沒什麼特別的。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytBgdq3pSL
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9zz2MVj5N
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniU8A68JdS
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnKvDqqKII
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cHTUxbef7
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1txOkcAnV
「睡覺。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgoP0055Yn
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9a3B3Jrwtv
「手機、鑰匙。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oq4FZCP3O
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHKMYW7ffM
「他們，能力的意思。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeVaAKZunK
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmcBniwxdV
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHoQdfM7u4
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86W0vabvpf
「沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43zBBekAtc
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9DIzsvZDG
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YAsVq2Xl8
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0FJXqJcYJ
「……不知道。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HsKsMd9Sz
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouVLDvrPnv
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1b1aFolBo
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIveMJ1r6Fg
「被機器包圍的感覺。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51GG2X9qa8
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutuABxQwZw
「……拒答。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xqJnS9gXj
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxrAP75GMK
「沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZJgimK9UV
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hGl5WJ6Bc
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkx1yqH0PD
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG0kfubPNa
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC0oOgc7Bz
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUrkK7jy4F
「好煩。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdOpQFvAbE
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeVvnYDuHf
「你覺得呢？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySrIOvOii6
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLJVQyRPUP
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWZ3FEnoHd
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQJfE4BRm9
「現在……還可以吧。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytngMLgnTD
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3ZhflMde0
「算有吧。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoipDakQfLr
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVD5OtgnDK
「拒答。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiR1euTHmK
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuJFgZ3Gdf
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelAOyqf5PP
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl63RaR7U9
「沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihmrNZg9hk
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二、私心惡搞篇270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv708AYIYw
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jmund4BKm
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfoIKiC7fz
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGdhnad0XZ
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqob6OSmjb
「好像沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVOG7ULbVr
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2s630SAmw
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡourVFpacfR
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVFzaGExbG
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzNMtLbn7z
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cwJA3J6xQ
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WIeaJ5OHg
「不知道。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0LLI8mk1b
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVxjhEqMDd
「沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9W2HXQyey
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse4HR0TtDG
「哈？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWsf66gCZy
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXVRE3Ok3V
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E5debfPfS
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZYV3viaOm
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVF5E0PAmj
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCroEzOe3XM
「……」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcc80zySbj
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuke595aa64
「還不把他揍醒？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQPgfYrr0s
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTv1w8XVjjj
「不知道。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qBhTsziUe
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCuF3G66KF
「沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14drThtFWf
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIp1aFEvfs
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」