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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVUNzLQjLq連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACIcD6HtWE
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQRKObvZhE
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A0bUPxi34
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR06D7QlV9F
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sZ8Z7oDxA
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gx5Z8sBx7
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpAGGiUKHN
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGFDWTA9ZM
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2TWDEM29R
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6gpJSRwGG
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡor6w98H89S
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVWuX7awa1
「肉，沒肉會死。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8f3vRd4zp
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyJSZd5ULo
「沒什麼特別的。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa7L07HMmF
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPecGYF5bF
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rk6Q7dPDh
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnY54ZhD3cm
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3y9GSxnXD
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqb2kMcSDG
「睡覺。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilFlfxrJPh
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBniGk12aA
「手機、鑰匙。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQIKw0AjbO
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXGFtGLMZ4
「他們，能力的意思。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdk0v5E55E
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQAA0gxIlb
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5cVTPnkdT
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkLiwPqT7p
「沒有。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T5uNX4VDP
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBH6gp3r4V
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m6nkz5Pi8
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoamUMAmYiU
「……不知道。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlqbqr67kW
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1EcdtsldZ
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtGN9k2SLw
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiiR4bqVpg
「被機器包圍的感覺。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbydMNJiux
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bi8X953vi
「……拒答。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4XgGSNgQn
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDzt6Uq4me
「沒有。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqTlNfUcxA
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ554MAguEbY
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5Xztfkfyq
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcZ38ykM0c
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuL6ir4VBQ
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgopVwfegCa
「好煩。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXknBEgWHdL
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn24PaeXFI
「你覺得呢？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfyGj70h9V
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9fc56cDbs
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGR1caU6El
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsNloj9TWW
「現在……還可以吧。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0O1MquUpA4
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09AV8CkH4C
「算有吧。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTm5hGCYuU
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzey0ePWpM
「拒答。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKRFwogjKG
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQPZOrzZTT
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDRBMNje1K
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bqL7lUAeu
「沒有。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8YRJHnv6R
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二、私心惡搞篇259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2w3R3NOmFr
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWrUrsENCl
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6i9siBSpr1
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR63CJfljXv
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDMkjEK3NM
「好像沒有。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQc5I4RMHA
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksqzHK2bwI
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIpstA6uyl
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFvLEW9LUM
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECf2lDrerC
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXcrTrwzB9
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqMWj8MI8f
「不知道。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3OnTfospu
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe8xdcV13D
「沒有。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHipXXBCvY
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4VQJdBuei
「哈？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh3qOFojnj
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡConMwfKQHl
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGvZtNooEy
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQOEPDo0oa
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIquxOoDHD
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnk35I2ETAu
「……」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCcNCJIBUC
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVQan5TRE3
「還不把他揍醒？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hkx5CD78H
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXruYqpM6gX
「不知道。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4jyEyW5Tu
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjQ6nCsgxj
「沒有。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc3wkyNhSv
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKmEtViKG6
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」