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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?107Please respect copyright.PENANAMoipfDWclW
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」107Please respect copyright.PENANAljZDAOWM76
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?107Please respect copyright.PENANALL0iNDtUVD
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAPdD1wTXvkw
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?107Please respect copyright.PENANAnQo9b82cBX
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡107Please respect copyright.PENANAGhtqGyZ5Y2
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?107Please respect copyright.PENANAM5RFlIpras
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAsiYoT1TBly
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?107Please respect copyright.PENANAWv77X001xT
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAOfJcCS1dFT
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?107Please respect copyright.PENANAGgdAVl8Q6A
「肉,沒肉會死。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAusADJGZYYy
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?107Please respect copyright.PENANAFXq4VP0z3W
「沒什麼特別的。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAHNFzCIbM1c
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?107Please respect copyright.PENANAnEjmA6aivC
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」107Please respect copyright.PENANA1aZ3WpejHE
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?107Please respect copyright.PENANAGtfV2dnuMp
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAzXaFpZV3Bs
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?107Please respect copyright.PENANAidnXSrgUBI
「睡覺。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAPpBGonJ8Us
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?107Please respect copyright.PENANANf4EO6yaWu
「手機、鑰匙。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAFuRt33P8ZU
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)107Please respect copyright.PENANAnXBXTU1Kth
「他們,能力的意思。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAsImVFIA90T
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?107Please respect copyright.PENANA3bbCRkLdCa
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」107Please respect copyright.PENANAIqdPdQ0w8s
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?107Please respect copyright.PENANAxyq3bQIrN3
「沒有。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAf4o0bcEl5T
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?107Please respect copyright.PENANAUMcQInoxB5
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」107Please respect copyright.PENANA4CaQYml2ol
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)107Please respect copyright.PENANAleempI4xBB
「……不知道。」107Please respect copyright.PENANA02nlpYLxFf
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?107Please respect copyright.PENANAdGcA5n7uOs
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAIsZipqCYDr
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?107Please respect copyright.PENANAkCffk20uP2
「被機器包圍的感覺。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAWFhXE6ygiG
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?107Please respect copyright.PENANA3nAep8M4D4
「……拒答。」107Please respect copyright.PENANArh7zwneVjA
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?107Please respect copyright.PENANALoXoTvpOD3
「沒有。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAJhSJSqlxkl
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?107Please respect copyright.PENANAHUMda8cLIV
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAC2QPQsAzMD
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!107Please respect copyright.PENANAgj3AizUlQM
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAbRZP1IUfTN
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?107Please respect copyright.PENANAQNVggvBV7u
「好煩。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAG771NPOnCN
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?107Please respect copyright.PENANAlnFBmusfL4
「你覺得呢?」107Please respect copyright.PENANA8oAKR6c0Ip
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?107Please respect copyright.PENANAihmwfaMArw
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAxhpUXtBWac
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?107Please respect copyright.PENANAnKS390JKxK
「現在……還可以吧。」107Please respect copyright.PENANACcDlr2AGlV
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?107Please respect copyright.PENANAcbWCJyBvU1
「算有吧。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAScexZhTFnr
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?107Please respect copyright.PENANAAKQyUt3PF8
「拒答。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAxESDo81xoQ
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?107Please respect copyright.PENANAZfDRJPe6qd
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAOiKhHTgRw5
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)107Please respect copyright.PENANA9rHghH8l2N
「沒有。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAOTfowUWzdt
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二、私心惡搞篇107Please respect copyright.PENANA1VUgNmHNT0
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)107Please respect copyright.PENANA44kF4gmqsm
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?107Please respect copyright.PENANAlZmEvTljTq
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAxisKqqzwwd
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?107Please respect copyright.PENANAESHA7Wt5c6
「好像沒有。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAuXKTkz8VNL
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?107Please respect copyright.PENANAnTIpcYYIvg
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕107Please respect copyright.PENANAKW8HFLZm3T
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?107Please respect copyright.PENANAYU07fsISTf
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」107Please respect copyright.PENANA0cOnZ51eTw
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?107Please respect copyright.PENANADiDuLf2gPM
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?107Please respect copyright.PENANA4iqsFt4ffO
「不知道。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAj1x39T8vVH
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。107Please respect copyright.PENANAiPKnjvlrBB
「沒有。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAv890ppT59G
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?107Please respect copyright.PENANA6qXoETiLpW
「哈?」107Please respect copyright.PENANAc0z8xtYnva
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!107Please respect copyright.PENANApW6C1kOBif
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」107Please respect copyright.PENANAShyzdP4cuX
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?107Please respect copyright.PENANAFrrO0h6EQE
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAOMdz3rXYqg
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?107Please respect copyright.PENANAWA4mBxqKM1
「……」107Please respect copyright.PENANArFbCEi87wR
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?107Please respect copyright.PENANAlIrrVBZtTS
「還不把他揍醒?」107Please respect copyright.PENANAQcoJRdyU2C
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?107Please respect copyright.PENANADmzA8cdwR1
「不知道。」107Please respect copyright.PENANA0RoB4Jxpwz
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?107Please respect copyright.PENANAjDkeyEbIyg
「沒有。」107Please respect copyright.PENANAL0zRWOOnJJ
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?107Please respect copyright.PENANAHzIDzk2ZVl
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」