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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFFpfYTVU7
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPNieUcrXa
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssP6apH13H
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEOrmklSq0
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsMl1Xy8ql
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMkBd0Pidy
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2zgYxlZ7Z
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lBWkXk7ZE
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2vrxUYM1a
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA4g4JzpLW
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKf9kPye3vs
「肉，沒肉會死。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMeobcXEpa
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECWOn0PUUo
「沒什麼特別的。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGEElcASmy
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiaGJYvK4d
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8USXa8SrHn
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZMWyHQE2i
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6j7ROcZDh
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46oyfjlE6a
「睡覺。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Tz0HgVuHQ
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW8DwTTvp8
「手機、鑰匙。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsJo9kEVBE
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRITF3Nc5Q
「他們，能力的意思。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKGw9RZDwI
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92KXowlt1H
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyARnbQeJcM
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX287DLU20P
「沒有。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVKz6KOZoN
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeh9TbbOU3
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJsjZ0TnOD
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCnXEkU0er
「……不知道。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKmhqZI1tS
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZM8Th2hsP
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r3HrsZ1hT
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCULEe3QdGB
「被機器包圍的感覺。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKWEOOTrf9
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT696WHSa2I
「……拒答。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrndUQYzIwj
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZJ5viMAYQ
「沒有。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzRyoD8ecm
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ406JICpZg4
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZbPbN8h40
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinQzgOKMjc
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX4OOLeYYE
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUO9qZJRVs
「好煩。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9nouquHeQ
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaEFIAGez6
「你覺得呢？」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFck3sydmu
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEovopjYpi
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S1cplZEwd
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk1hgiv49o
「現在……還可以吧。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI53cSqm6D
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0Dxh289Se
「算有吧。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Wa9a97c5u
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuVf7m3f1U
「拒答。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpe6ByJNYw
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17xTtf53Sm
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZkBAQi0tw
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3pu5BoZXY
「沒有。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqyhw1AZ4S
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二、私心惡搞篇448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIyyqkgPxo
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5DDEM7WNm
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXFUN1IV5i
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh30bpA6XD8
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFllwF5JHiX
「好像沒有。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdQeIA4XpR
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEjDd6Zk6z
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOWVlNVrFL
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUt13ExD6J
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEeKYPW0rZ
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCAKMRu2v9
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTg8LCobVa
「不知道。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30esl36XTx
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdWAeigaaZ
「沒有。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyTQ36ehsn
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU67Oxro3T9
「哈？」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaaIwtUWYK
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrGSfEHJtS
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6LDwhencr
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdIs0XF3u6
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTaUb9oIpH
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvqyZIRBtl
「……」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQQSKc0Kkr
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOG4Hf9D4B
「還不把他揍醒？」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmtLZMzlFR
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPhndPV0dN
「不知道。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9dRljoQUl
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ298PXrEohw
「沒有。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmHdqUj5aK
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgSGCp5d2s
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
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