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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTelIQgH4FJ
「如果我沒有經過同意的話，我是不會不會說出我的名字的！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaHWL0YKhq
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpEWZfngVt
「不是就叫名字或綽號就好了嗎？」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylkHaa8dUp
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHxqLVNoj1
「未來我要當個模特兒模特兒！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHB7NOFGyh
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qUHF4KHqY
「看偶像劇！電視電視是最棒的發明！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7ubiB3aZ1
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U2qBG9ELK
「我還真的不清楚耶……」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhswteonaD
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw6W7QXFEh
「只要是食物我都吃！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfGOluITrd
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD31kgfyBK
「討厭那些研究所裡的人，討厭討厭。」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZCrUJKolm
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oSw3GBAh9
「為了長高當然是早睡早起有個規律規律的啦！」（並沒有，還記得第三集裡為了看偶像劇而熬夜嗎456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN17rJdG6k7456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxXerBUdqI
9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FFiU9Tzvg
「獨棟透天透天唷！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RKvAiiRk9
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUxpHVjERH
「嗯？電子遊樂場？」（？？？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHhgfpE8EB
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlBtZ1ijjM
「口袋當然都裝糖果和手機手機啦！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ICHkQkoWx
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN3S6eglH9
「都說我不能說出我的名字名字了哼！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvnXffZKvo
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL0qeTUfYa
「我講話的方式好像不太一樣，但是大家還是都聽得懂的對吧對吧？」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0E1muQm0L0
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA7YKe2Ejb
「可以跟單量抹曲生活！」（某方面來說的確滿值得驕傲的456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvamDyNYbs8
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSox6Pm6KE
「我才不會有弱點呢！」（好人再好也會有弱點456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d9runfvb5
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdANkcZVXDh
「單量抹曲！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAZJKCyYVR
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j9X3VS7uK
「已經說過啦！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0FfAOfr5e
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubfr2zsgKs
「我可以不要不要說嗎？」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nOb1SxANi
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu5pB5WE3H
「有哇，家人就是梅津大姊跟單量抹曲唷！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BDWdW2D2y
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQANvuMukfe
「長大後我一定也要談個轟轟烈烈的愛情愛情！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EXE5u62Ah
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOCM7HOSnE
「其實我還不是很清楚耶。」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CEiQ6maaR
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVTJoZey86
「嗯？不知道？」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEjdfMzQ0r
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4otWjKts5f
「當然會主動主動囉！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0r0o3QYPM
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtgahKFJBA
「沒有？」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzw34psj5bG
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRhlSHV3gP
「沒有。」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1GxrARmNi
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPO2c4Ei9X
「現在當然滿意啦，我很開心開心的唷！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdn2sjWrTc
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU00IN8U6Ei
「嗯？我覺得有好幾件都是耶。」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6I0xHXMhX
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBiC2B5a42
「如果沒有遇到單量抹曲，我一定還是……唉呀不好說不好說啦！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPbewup8PV
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO1wC8ygQV
「模特兒！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruHVYjeMpG
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkFPxoT7Z8
「我的小祕密嗎？我自己都不是很清楚耶……不過，我可以偷偷說一下單量抹曲的唷，就是呀，他還住在第二商店街那邊的公寓公寓時呀，好像從來都沒付過房租唷！」（這算祕密嗎？
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二、私心惡搞篇456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LFp6pDMRQ
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZF3PvJdgK
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo43t8ELYCs
「不知道？」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7WoYn16SK
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4J8mPYsAg
「換衣服時被單量抹曲看光了……嗚嗚，他要對我負責負責啦！」（？？？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LQbtgVYmY
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyGUS5Na0q
「哇，這一定是很糟很糟的狀況呢……」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMg0z9IiQcq
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZJhB5YbPi
「我怎麼可能會回答呢！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvebcISAax
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RpkVzflp4
「除毛？什麼？剪頭髮的意思嗎？」
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQwXR9Z9X8
「我才不會說呢，我沒有弱點弱點的啦！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliDqVlBwn0
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnjWdWgpUD
「什麼東西初體驗體驗？」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb0gSJgtDx
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2Rkw2wYOV
「應該也能變成帥氣的模特兒吧？」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHtT3N9hlP
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5j37kutyS
「什麼尺寸？我不懂。」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxDmPghxAK
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSKplgiJLs
「可以穿單量抹曲的衣服衣服嗎！」（？？？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zgsZglLyZ
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWtWpsCXA1
「一定會羞死人的啦！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE83EGHHA9k
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9AGyn9rIk
「不會被侵犯吧……」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2BCYn4RdK
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbQLUZEwMT
「不知道耶，我還不能喝酒喝酒的唷。」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNnwVVOs8z
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wNVRq4TjA
「再多問我個幾題也沒關係的啦！」456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmuPnKsqUR
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？456Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwGoi5ZfPU
「老二是什麼？」
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