(問卷題目來源:https://paste.plurk.com/show/2418846)117Please respect copyright.PENANAwXTQf3mhmb
對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了(欸117Please respect copyright.PENANAdeVGbpb9z1連番外也忙到只打到一半而已(←我很誠實!(←不負責任117Please respect copyright.PENANAdwvR1tCEl5
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?117Please respect copyright.PENANAcGZDu3eUt5
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」117Please respect copyright.PENANAdY5dSfNqkp
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?117Please respect copyright.PENANABrPIzplQZu
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」117Please respect copyright.PENANATOZmYtE7AH
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?117Please respect copyright.PENANABLGOQfVvOq
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡117Please respect copyright.PENANANlDWkBWLUs
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?117Please respect copyright.PENANAfZHPZXGa4V
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」117Please respect copyright.PENANARrxcJ9cbYM
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?117Please respect copyright.PENANAVLEi8EgXvQ
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAfNX1Jj1rwc
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?117Please respect copyright.PENANA2WHDRpMg9Q
「肉,沒肉會死。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAj13OUrIkSu
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?117Please respect copyright.PENANA6TUQAA7nvv
「沒什麼特別的。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAevnq7TE2s4
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?117Please respect copyright.PENANATbZSFHAqH7
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAZfDZqH2ViT
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?117Please respect copyright.PENANAILrziNrhQe
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAB9BDh9L5cw
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?117Please respect copyright.PENANARPHjoJN5nJ
「睡覺。」117Please respect copyright.PENANATrBjMCv8vj
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?117Please respect copyright.PENANAnIsLiWnhcG
「手機、鑰匙。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAD1Oc0lAjTh
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)117Please respect copyright.PENANAMPmj1Rz4S8
「他們,能力的意思。」117Please respect copyright.PENANArfpuPRE7lQ
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?117Please respect copyright.PENANAcBZ57Fc7wx
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」117Please respect copyright.PENANAxuuUAfV10q
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?117Please respect copyright.PENANAJCkKaBdkqy
「沒有。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAFnLsWIzxjt
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?117Please respect copyright.PENANAlFQPUqbPtf
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAUpR29agCFb
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)117Please respect copyright.PENANAFxJLb2P8Kd
「……不知道。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAhUMLlNlsu9
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?117Please respect copyright.PENANAT05SsQ3gD6
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAkNsOwxnkCT
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?117Please respect copyright.PENANAnd0UWuoP4V
「被機器包圍的感覺。」117Please respect copyright.PENANADuWQOcRDmn
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?117Please respect copyright.PENANAtnLWI9e20J
「……拒答。」117Please respect copyright.PENANA4ne4PDTjLF
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?117Please respect copyright.PENANACqGKPvc4qB
「沒有。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAuS2j8uVPF0
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?117Please respect copyright.PENANAYzD1UFnS8P
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAhaxWRFypJQ
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!117Please respect copyright.PENANAKg2IXEhpqv
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」117Please respect copyright.PENANA4IMLMBamGE
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?117Please respect copyright.PENANAKNomrqFwwS
「好煩。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAnQJNTROxne
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?117Please respect copyright.PENANAwuIV43fScj
「你覺得呢?」117Please respect copyright.PENANAmD4UVM56ty
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?117Please respect copyright.PENANAntYBRj918x
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAE3kvsszrdf
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?117Please respect copyright.PENANAh57EvkqFzb
「現在……還可以吧。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAHHKTKkIxih
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?117Please respect copyright.PENANAnUw0y62TQQ
「算有吧。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAEwVoOkv4jZ
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?117Please respect copyright.PENANAF5pEGzruoj
「拒答。」117Please respect copyright.PENANA34JWVOVTmQ
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?117Please respect copyright.PENANABKGZ5TURYE
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAR9ReOrkHWs
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)117Please respect copyright.PENANANOuE7edpQx
「沒有。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAOztqbF4h22
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二、私心惡搞篇117Please respect copyright.PENANAWTlzXyZPPl
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)117Please respect copyright.PENANAKVcZLrqcp0
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?117Please respect copyright.PENANADf0a0IeXhl
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAYOUHhxSh5p
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?117Please respect copyright.PENANAgBNUJJvZya
「好像沒有。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAymMlWz1o3U
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?117Please respect copyright.PENANAANjEVfG6hB
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕117Please respect copyright.PENANAq7pj7sDLRE
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?117Please respect copyright.PENANAeVBytz395v
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」117Please respect copyright.PENANAadriarqiK4
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?117Please respect copyright.PENANAih6mB9kgIn
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?117Please respect copyright.PENANAMu6zWfWUHJ
「不知道。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAnAL4rsal3d
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。117Please respect copyright.PENANAljlW2OkRDI
「沒有。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAqwNwWFG7Jl
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?117Please respect copyright.PENANAmKse1zuFao
「哈?」117Please respect copyright.PENANA1eFgmw719A
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!117Please respect copyright.PENANA7CepAK7ReS
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」117Please respect copyright.PENANABmpC2PMtsh
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?117Please respect copyright.PENANALUsBpiyx4L
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAGhCtZ0QFe8
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?117Please respect copyright.PENANAv8T6GNP5C6
「……」117Please respect copyright.PENANAbwsPQTWjzA
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?117Please respect copyright.PENANAzqNtAOHbH2
「還不把他揍醒?」117Please respect copyright.PENANATOxybiJQdW
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?117Please respect copyright.PENANA7R3HbW3REe
「不知道。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAOtzfm3QyaA
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?117Please respect copyright.PENANA99cFSaBAlc
「沒有。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAbMRaC7nwNz
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?117Please respect copyright.PENANAvfdPvCTx61
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」