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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1kKCSzH4t連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxSQpwxV36
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFAK9tINfu
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYmv35MdGU
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR5WTeilvv
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYbZfr0xIK
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f5RmHyivV
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlEHL15bRf
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyhQKxByGV
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX25Hi2Wl5y
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTWAcFaHG5
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDmu5NGL7n
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn66uehQtVi
「肉，沒肉會死。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6iVOqnns0
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1xS1VFYkI
「沒什麼特別的。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecoI0gqDHU
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UW45rYmtb
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQj0jpq98X
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7cX3OLHpQ
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DSOkT0jYm
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEifvBYA23D
「睡覺。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHejMSDTbu8
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsT9vqpt5S
「手機、鑰匙。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2Wt3nRXiP
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2UlRBmV2n
「他們，能力的意思。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2YoqEgPmY
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9Opp6HDED
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0TaN2sNpX
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVj15EFxQo
「沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Di9JBsVD2
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsquKfnqOxS
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KCZaDntUS
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScAQMU9woC
「……不知道。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ116fYJCQtD
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnImLBc7P37
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO0dzRA6M7
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9wrvwePc8
「被機器包圍的感覺。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OZctsmbgB
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARHncEZ0e5
「……拒答。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjPf4fyMMU
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7GjFlnKg5
「沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrqgQCDKdt
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pAjPfMka5
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0FmaYl59G
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYU5rgtqMu
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoTYYCnYAi
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoHiP8PH4M
「好煩。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6d43qjrsb
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMqw8gt9i5
「你覺得呢？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31FBiYqplQ
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi02JTUmvz
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n9pCNWcEH
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTdSgpmbxu
「現在……還可以吧。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplBdcfQ2W8
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhc9LhJ4Dy
「算有吧。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5XN2d85Zf
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhswjlLmzs
「拒答。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jRGaj7TMa
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTvrz5h6Zk
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRekEflZKV
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCae7KnD6Dh
「沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYx4weq3Xk
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二、私心惡搞篇290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTqYyPrTCV
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNpgOA3Kho
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaxOUXIveP
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN2skzqxQV
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH96KAxPx7p
「好像沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZXSoR7b1o
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhYpAvz6se
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwk5XzliHST
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3APkuR9CJW
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasK9NmEO4V
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhWrtRc3q7
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwDk4IlVWb
「不知道。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMh1urHwmGD
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ171F6NzgAd
「沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtr1upNXQoH
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97frhjNvQ5
「哈？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BiWfclMQq
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmS9ZEDrytC
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HNAzDYgNG
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfMQO7KI2m
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfINRtnVKeA
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOy6IISJhe
「……」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex5oz1JVpq
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vl51EXx40
「還不把他揍醒？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex0cMoX5Pn
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIlJioDJJf
「不知道。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNHa09TnkW
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vSBVHEGoI
「沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dUG70RACJ
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGb62OMzBO
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」