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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu3Jnob3xg
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WP40o71RL
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4Rpg5DNvN
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp0r7sDDn4
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5k64FmyEt
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyHcjBNJcW
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwdcWmQER8
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4c1XwUrdsb
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQb3bKZ8QL9
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNjJmTixhj
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveq4Uz8y56
「肉，沒肉會死。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAn2iE9F9O
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekZ79Lx8Db
「沒什麼特別的。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfgOfojDAi
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ17lV044p
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGZMlmYsrK
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtvEPCep4U
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwiaIdV7xe
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSx0UEWjXf7
「睡覺。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hT4f6ie9v
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccGwDWovV9
「手機、鑰匙。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL88rxwptX
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRDJkD3rJV
「他們，能力的意思。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R8gkpmrth
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOx6niW9Qtl
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hT6vCRjZS
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFUBKzKc4c
「沒有。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmNpDDYrKI
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdhFwmrdCV
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDsCWyTYHc
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPQ88aJFxf
「……不知道。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaL2NKkAUI
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xGKh5kFws
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSjf8jT7WS
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYDBRDa9H9
「被機器包圍的感覺。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2JNfqJGu8
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgb9AABGeJ
「……拒答。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPXG86CbXN
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVot2wsk4f
「沒有。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfAm05UGKy
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM3x9M4ORU
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcdN8EwAFd
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGi7caDaHJ
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLpwEsFgCo
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8qm830upE
「好煩。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6sAb3uatO
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rjkqSEu6c
「你覺得呢？」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlTYLGJb5l
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPIQKuP9l8
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwq4zloUFw
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg983TO0obN
「現在……還可以吧。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNhvdRtiDT
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TfaFtp2cu
「算有吧。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bR5H6Nu5S
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RgMsn1KJM
「拒答。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupq2muF9PN
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsihAroF27f
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Dkj1cJlab
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujLkwaAXYE
「沒有。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjfeGkUc7j
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二、私心惡搞篇232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI2L41fgdo
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgQhm2pRLg
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGHBLIaE7R
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcxG6xWHPn
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRQ9JHWYJP
「好像沒有。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCQlg6z3ga
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblbGUGTVb0
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bgWx3jb0i
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3m5995s8eX
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlJphvWPfQ
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvJOrBVvQg
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxloiRHZjes
「不知道。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9tV4eLh9i
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGDTYs4VN4
「沒有。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOM9VLvJdRu
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIVUTFk5Si
「哈？」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0LFsnxG24
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRRxAUjFaq
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7gpBku8Sz
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmQpkxQ9yi
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHesHRnPK9S
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyej4S75XlQ
「……」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPOvKyF7Tg
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88ltIX3Wr7
「還不把他揍醒？」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1MkUGcMMz
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvZIH8zu43
「不知道。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00EXdBHJ0z
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA36pveXjd
「沒有。」232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjQ8dR9Vn5
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？232Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrnuKULEaS
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」