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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了(欸120Please respect copyright.PENANAOsK2dx4gQX連番外也忙到只打到一半而已(←我很誠實!(←不負責任120Please respect copyright.PENANAtllcrbMyC6
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?120Please respect copyright.PENANA5DJPthWPeB
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」120Please respect copyright.PENANAzkBzrGSNPl
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?120Please respect copyright.PENANAgRsa8Zq0zi
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAvJ3ZUidsCU
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?120Please respect copyright.PENANAa09tuzJiKG
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡120Please respect copyright.PENANAzHwa5TLEQ7
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?120Please respect copyright.PENANAJIoczShKOE
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAI6OnrFiO4g
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?120Please respect copyright.PENANAeG2s8Q5Jc1
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAf20sQvi9vN
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?120Please respect copyright.PENANABjORK0QqjV
「肉,沒肉會死。」120Please respect copyright.PENANA6hmd2UEo5k
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?120Please respect copyright.PENANAvuog7RGQF0
「沒什麼特別的。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAmhopl2sO0b
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?120Please respect copyright.PENANAws4R6e6aqU
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」120Please respect copyright.PENANArOTVNQGnQO
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?120Please respect copyright.PENANA0u05pIsAPp
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」120Please respect copyright.PENANA16EMe6TghK
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?120Please respect copyright.PENANAXbSc6XVLRb
「睡覺。」120Please respect copyright.PENANA1m3Bov7An1
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?120Please respect copyright.PENANA9QacBvej9J
「手機、鑰匙。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAlqmlj2dqJy
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)120Please respect copyright.PENANAzEDGGvMbp4
「他們,能力的意思。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAWQcOcU0WSN
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?120Please respect copyright.PENANAVYfLzpy6Gd
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」120Please respect copyright.PENANAvPCMKlEwwE
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?120Please respect copyright.PENANAIUG7N5B2LV
「沒有。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAp0ekM07ucQ
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?120Please respect copyright.PENANANyJAWCRrg2
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAgJypkXOc9F
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)120Please respect copyright.PENANApEvZIpMTxX
「……不知道。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAsCbA1rOeer
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?120Please respect copyright.PENANAB01So3EmE4
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」120Please respect copyright.PENANA9jNbx62U8X
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?120Please respect copyright.PENANAh1CoE34KW7
「被機器包圍的感覺。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAKthTT42RAV
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?120Please respect copyright.PENANAiCkmFDi0uB
「……拒答。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAvf2A3hH4FR
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?120Please respect copyright.PENANAYe2drUvy7t
「沒有。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAZtFRVf8HLI
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?120Please respect copyright.PENANAxHUoSpciNp
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAD4xDcL8Gzz
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!120Please respect copyright.PENANA6KSV8tZTUr
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAZIkl7RXvPo
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?120Please respect copyright.PENANAvr0dd6Ej8d
「好煩。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAlIvd73lKdD
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?120Please respect copyright.PENANApWGh8GqwPI
「你覺得呢?」120Please respect copyright.PENANAdcbDA7BG8Y
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?120Please respect copyright.PENANAr94I6MvJ0O
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAfA3UEHLCN3
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?120Please respect copyright.PENANAYcGXJSLNUg
「現在……還可以吧。」120Please respect copyright.PENANA9L0vX9nyni
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?120Please respect copyright.PENANADU8UEc3bBs
「算有吧。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAZuYwmGA6qB
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?120Please respect copyright.PENANAq3hRNiBm3p
「拒答。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAsXSxtNWYmF
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?120Please respect copyright.PENANAgnhYuwzcLT
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」120Please respect copyright.PENANA6duB3YQUvh
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)120Please respect copyright.PENANA4wniJN9jr8
「沒有。」120Please respect copyright.PENANA8AA03Z4kHc
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二、私心惡搞篇120Please respect copyright.PENANAjcagiFruID
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)120Please respect copyright.PENANAiwtiKnoVDf
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?120Please respect copyright.PENANAjaX6FAKBpW
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」120Please respect copyright.PENANALxpsZFHAYt
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?120Please respect copyright.PENANA33tyqqnWq3
「好像沒有。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAP9ns40Gvei
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?120Please respect copyright.PENANAsaGYj4KWnS
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕120Please respect copyright.PENANAVpcLrdf3xl
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?120Please respect copyright.PENANA28OS5fs4sV
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」120Please respect copyright.PENANAxB4FjJbm07
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?120Please respect copyright.PENANAO2LcrHvzWH
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?120Please respect copyright.PENANAkUEnVhilxC
「不知道。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAbdRdpgQ92n
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。120Please respect copyright.PENANAqlLQuKDpQS
「沒有。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAQOylHrZF6y
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?120Please respect copyright.PENANALua4a5AwsS
「哈?」120Please respect copyright.PENANAZcs1RgWvl0
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!120Please respect copyright.PENANAcI5Y5ZJtLF
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」120Please respect copyright.PENANAnpexi2wScD
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?120Please respect copyright.PENANAcjBr6V0XxD
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAKYEDdg1A3V
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?120Please respect copyright.PENANAo5xp06J2d7
「……」120Please respect copyright.PENANAW1yipt6X2B
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?120Please respect copyright.PENANA1tlGE8B8kq
「還不把他揍醒?」120Please respect copyright.PENANAW8C5JkjuOK
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?120Please respect copyright.PENANAH04aepxUeb
「不知道。」120Please respect copyright.PENANALW8wu8ygdr
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?120Please respect copyright.PENANAmHQ5bqW79n
「沒有。」120Please respect copyright.PENANAj821mKuvXR
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?120Please respect copyright.PENANAaEScdXpj0x
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」