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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbyWljrN21連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNtvxUrr6g
總之先來補上這個！268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDYTvpqVUL
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax74NJojcW
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlzzhqBIF7
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bex8snZXD
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqfMLGdl4b
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSu4D6OHZb2
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkDxw3dSLW
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5MRdsoAs1
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiSs494AGN
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuj9j2tC9E
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfujyMNa0t
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIgmgaJ2w9
「肉，沒肉會死。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYac8FmdWw
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2cVeh1Um6
「沒什麼特別的。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEqLRcF6bx
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3UE0GwwAF
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8JbG126ii
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWlhSNJIkl
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjuNvmxh5C
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV19xmaoFc8
「睡覺。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UzzKkZA1r
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8mKu4uudn
「手機、鑰匙。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hVjt6mjHJ
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAoQlhoGQY
「他們，能力的意思。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQfDYU6zx5
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWCOVajhF1
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkvIzhIqTM
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq388wjBJn
「沒有。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmqdS6RErl
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDVOdOgZYW
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuWIMr27b7
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkxbPzW2tF
「……不知道。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2sGONZUkj
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkpPswXh2K
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qgTz1elqH
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8slo6f3dB
「被機器包圍的感覺。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJUXowowIZ
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPKpkCbSWO
「……拒答。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPCiu8QrTf
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh40ypJyXD
「沒有。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezIcFTLC6f
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFXQu8eb9B
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRgiuGwvKr
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JRgczERyS
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQimxYVYTwG
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97XoVxhVgv
「好煩。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH1OmfUf4J
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHB2aOb4pa
「你覺得呢？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyOjpnyI8S
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNcCz8wNkt
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1KvyDlsAO
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1auDJOffMY
「現在……還可以吧。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnqRzSjxeK
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpZfsG5puy
「算有吧。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7bx5WDOKG
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBO0Q3dDtC
「拒答。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCSk9gXi3q
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKRMpUBEzu
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKm5IjeieB
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHnhn2Npcx
「沒有。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WXKUADACp
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二、私心惡搞篇268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGzYZib4ij
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8Mvrm03Rm
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hTD7bQbAZ
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTmoMe2Eqn
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxnmItnMmD
「好像沒有。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWGE6VpIkm
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa6WI7e7dK
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54SkD34pIb
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmu0EXckHV
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggwr0PYIDB
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3vb0tytod
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULaNCl6I02
「不知道。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmosADyV3f
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXURJUNsY0
「沒有。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRItvM4tc5f
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9etwfgI1Q0
「哈？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2k7AGDvNm
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dg4690ACQ
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhUwUCh1cc
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N98MPJNC9
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHdfHB7Ix1
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZwTCfppbN
「……」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6AyeUEap8
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B58kHLfXX
「還不把他揍醒？」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aoUmoswrh
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuFWltLA28
「不知道。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5FGoWC05k
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ilPaQum0A
「沒有。」268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzs42e0yUC
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？268Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8ujBRMuRi
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」