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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbZ6ii9eAX連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKc8ZFSynX
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8R40Zos1G
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DT7PlpFD4
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXN13lxda0
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKWdhJpNTg
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyzKZJh5Fm
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZuivlhs4e
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa82BZcANS3
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6foG0JhHa
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9CPWAKiSN
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIQsHOfFEU
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8cXZcfi9p
「肉，沒肉會死。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsD40AqtI4
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3uKLp0ngB
「沒什麼特別的。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XENvKOLSE
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxZZJtEPei
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMyKwxkjFP
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkYYfY9E9z
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1XEVJyLQh
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0k932bt7i
「睡覺。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ4C15hV31
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXg09yHuPqY
「手機、鑰匙。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJWr3DUDCQ
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTkbs2c1b4
「他們，能力的意思。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6OzBHGQpU
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZZggB3CLv
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64hvieIVlG
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbxQpCykz4
「沒有。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuciWMqB6n
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMvqPt6QeH
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuHmbi4gdQ
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZPqsCYJwn
「……不知道。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaXAsZrfOR
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygvqUtVz7v
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyo9IvmZzN
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9XXjQbCpt
「被機器包圍的感覺。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh96YPaptk
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb5il9s9fc
「……拒答。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxzPeciq1a
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhpGChevsl
「沒有。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zdg0dA3KD
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7o51m2jMU
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfk55mknxF
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iiqf6ToQM
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcif7yN7l8
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfs0uuFO7AS
「好煩。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bhRr0pqyU
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpZ9DWzLG7
「你覺得呢？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k1JXeFMco
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHrs7jU2ao
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pyYfR3mXF
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhzzgqiIGh
「現在……還可以吧。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnQR2czrPA
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdeH77NUnO
「算有吧。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLjamWmvLn
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL185O2n0G
「拒答。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH44bXvdIDj
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80DKld9ibF
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet6DHiwtZQ
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnF7fPlFKt
「沒有。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhxUdVzskC
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二、私心惡搞篇310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2pmRTZUAk
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhB6mOFRMTp
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2e2vRt817h
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt2FTKJI7T
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Df2mBliVl
「好像沒有。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ILoT6dpJN
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡga9lhay6z3
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBgYZ5l3U1
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcevR09fRx
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaHVNb1Uep
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbuUM5pwTf
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVIZbWasn0
「不知道。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7DAfHPJEM
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nnULFluSS
「沒有。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKVfmbDujW
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6VMUHT0or
「哈？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8Bb1UbnB4
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5QUENhjD7
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyabcBYuRCr
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk33yyQrhpV
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKnNcKPT2z
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqYp1jWfHT
「……」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJDQW5GCCD
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32gPdkymVs
「還不把他揍醒？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAGZ8jL6hO
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5g3nV4N7Y
「不知道。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3IXD0uenW
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpiILIjFPs
「沒有。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvolu5VcsNl
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMrLiMWjnG
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」