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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?113Please respect copyright.PENANACuyZ5Rs2CW
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」113Please respect copyright.PENANA0iznaLKoIn
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?113Please respect copyright.PENANAkGzUtoaU9K
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAq9JKgoK7DX
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?113Please respect copyright.PENANAwpYXJom5Fk
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡113Please respect copyright.PENANA9TIKEdxszh
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?113Please respect copyright.PENANAR2piDH6QJu
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」113Please respect copyright.PENANA0ySfqH0BAO
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?113Please respect copyright.PENANAkT3NKoXQFJ
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAb8qZ21ZRLG
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?113Please respect copyright.PENANARVQj0hFgh1
「肉,沒肉會死。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAUE0aV0QqPV
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?113Please respect copyright.PENANAQGqAsxws7x
「沒什麼特別的。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAAhD7E5WZwV
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?113Please respect copyright.PENANAlBuoxzDjXM
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAkMEM4DwEua
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANAaP3M5gb4pe
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAyNNTM8g4H6
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?113Please respect copyright.PENANA3QkyOY8HSf
「睡覺。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAwhNx6422h3
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANAZhdKzOXHDT
「手機、鑰匙。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAg4gZlQR9St
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)113Please respect copyright.PENANABjBLZQivVP
「他們,能力的意思。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAErdzGnR6iy
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?113Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8OfXoAFnR
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」113Please respect copyright.PENANANhOe7anUT2
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?113Please respect copyright.PENANAXpuo95vFXf
「沒有。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAp6zRsoXV9z
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?113Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0cIevfCDC
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」113Please respect copyright.PENANA0GcD0UctnY
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)113Please respect copyright.PENANApeNPja7wT8
「……不知道。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAzHIFs9YJeW
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?113Please respect copyright.PENANAzOdR3Ut4fd
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAiSKDSpsJYl
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?113Please respect copyright.PENANABzJb7B4KQ1
「被機器包圍的感覺。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAD2yNnpx2WB
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?113Please respect copyright.PENANAfEcpAC7iVW
「……拒答。」113Please respect copyright.PENANA6MJG1ULPsU
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?113Please respect copyright.PENANAfoSroxpSPw
「沒有。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8l76eYWXS
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?113Please respect copyright.PENANAXNricS6uyY
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAniXnDQw72m
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!113Please respect copyright.PENANAUUWx2GhiJJ
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAJKEFUlyQho
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?113Please respect copyright.PENANAhmfvaTZRBY
「好煩。」113Please respect copyright.PENANA8M5KNMLuG9
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?113Please respect copyright.PENANAWDRt9keST9
「你覺得呢?」113Please respect copyright.PENANACYqGmy1W0H
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANAOSXbCKEtQ9
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAVMU7kyRnu1
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?113Please respect copyright.PENANANbHTe0TBTA
「現在……還可以吧。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0De7z1yvj
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANAi9d2d0n1m5
「算有吧。」113Please respect copyright.PENANACswLkh45G1
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?113Please respect copyright.PENANAzBbAdxc46p
「拒答。」113Please respect copyright.PENANABBaKRYZGj6
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?113Please respect copyright.PENANAPuVO02gqVc
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAbFwZMksGzv
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)113Please respect copyright.PENANAPXSsj1KX05
「沒有。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAfboweQVjh8
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二、私心惡搞篇113Please respect copyright.PENANAg4ak6sSnRd
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)113Please respect copyright.PENANAx4X9WgwSop
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?113Please respect copyright.PENANAgv03aJhaOB
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAu8427SNs2t
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?113Please respect copyright.PENANAizww2Dp9ow
「好像沒有。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAfOEcv3yOma
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?113Please respect copyright.PENANAuO9DRX4K8Y
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕113Please respect copyright.PENANARgHWVDW2BA
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?113Please respect copyright.PENANAwJY3pewWtq
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」113Please respect copyright.PENANARcuWiEr8VD
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANA4WGonu6BGE
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?113Please respect copyright.PENANAXeWpLVAAzU
「不知道。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAgHmiqCho4H
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。113Please respect copyright.PENANAqCJE0CVyl8
「沒有。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAFjwmR1jzxj
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?113Please respect copyright.PENANANP3H2AqaSa
「哈?」113Please respect copyright.PENANA10FTaG7LjW
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!113Please respect copyright.PENANAmR9dSOCWIs
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」113Please respect copyright.PENANAvup3EWHJpq
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?113Please respect copyright.PENANAMIYFMPERh2
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAqLqJ9LGUpk
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?113Please respect copyright.PENANAB4z0GPEyWd
「……」113Please respect copyright.PENANA0P5i8YMkFA
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?113Please respect copyright.PENANAOC3Vt7sOv2
「還不把他揍醒?」113Please respect copyright.PENANA9xNEwb8SFU
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?113Please respect copyright.PENANA4JYOEM1uDd
「不知道。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAu2kaSiikxp
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANAN5h9GW5iSq
「沒有。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAsW7OtHlB8H
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?113Please respect copyright.PENANA3MbpwpdZ5w
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」