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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbjZHIbmQm
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4k0wedp42
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHOiw9ZcK8
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSxnJdgHWr
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63MMeRiUF5
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zJhYuGuvP
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaEVTlqkd4
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17uHZw05Vz
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTWpGSibXT
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9LSx6NMrk
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2s1ACNggy6
「肉，沒肉會死。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuedtgcGSV7
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq8RQLFvy8
「沒什麼特別的。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDM81aU3KX6
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVE3P3AQ9Ee
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2Hve97rsQ
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5XFyCQLZO
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYQiMyu2cq
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjgXzpGYTc
「睡覺。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUhlrIZHu7
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5TiKPV3rh
「手機、鑰匙。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHWOtXO5IS
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRQOchJwBg
「他們，能力的意思。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUroHXby3C
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBtm3EOG0O
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtreNid47HS
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCTaMml5Fk
「沒有。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfS7ncrwhC
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlpVMOmFkE
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkvXNsxhzq
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZF3laXV7Y
「……不知道。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDQKjqapl4
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTgfmQDsx8
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOexrbm6Hb
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRSwdHCLaj
「被機器包圍的感覺。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxrxg7DfeH
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF9rZX5pFc
「……拒答。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6D5roCT7o
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaqMcPa2TE
「沒有。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlbohXvCpC
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MjRAGvdGk
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV9i7Vwycu
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqpMDNMpXK
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKK7g6JoPK
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMV7I1PGep
「好煩。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0e8Ow47rX
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPYHICkfDH
「你覺得呢？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpybcpteZ1v
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKfD7GPNDJ
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1vdTaqbvO
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDZyhG2aCp
「現在……還可以吧。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrqCGigc75
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvR0iDwAZG
「算有吧。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fOJWQ0SaU
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIZHx5TZSX
「拒答。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9A8HyR1BU
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2ioLplb6V
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGvLCRDbuE
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRfvUHYdhD
「沒有。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRkf6Favg6
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二、私心惡搞篇240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ox9mMu76p
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbIagUZwaL
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDBBeK5Of7
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt1rCqbDSf
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihjTk3geIi
「好像沒有。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KRAr7ZkDf
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSVpF0corZ
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpCbL1aVFU
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZF9GrOIQQ
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyXTzKkn5u
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8mYmiRtWD
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dILqsQBEA
「不知道。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9uVQzaB7y
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmH0YSihoO
「沒有。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQt4ZNrhmx
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfv8ODBtyr0
「哈？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3gnci3bvV
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gkFzc3BGe
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIEU9o7GoF
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLjYaBhcxw
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkjaNgqvbA
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEiPBQdUzl
「……」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOQ3Jl6LNq
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZzMIRCgy3
「還不把他揍醒？」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkUqgBPSJF
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8MEivhV1y
「不知道。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd44GdUJgnS
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdDCk1BLks
「沒有。」240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7oOGvqA83
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？240Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kbCBF7Hgl
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」