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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAnvr5aS3O連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u9Hj3JqUy
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzMHDe8Ohv
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VsqJxfb2H
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b78P5kMDE
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsl5Mmo89b
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozBfH1Eh0Y
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX442VaGEaO
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CYzxs3uj7
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4hNqwGFX2
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzTuvG6nuZ
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Q830Y5ZJk
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi42aEBvlec
6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRwwlv69N7
「肉，沒肉會死。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hhWuu1Qur
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQC7gH704t3
「沒什麼特別的。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqFN0I7y1Z
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTQUjj0TH9
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1fJ18LE8L
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkPbXam7Sp
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EkQUXLDnV
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYhuWXOKh5
「睡覺。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ7knuTv1A
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9d2GAm2QX
「手機、鑰匙。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WxSM9W6FR
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJbXJG65K6
「他們，能力的意思。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0twgQFlOYr
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNNoV3JaOB
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uF2jv1aFR
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFCnUc26J7
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6OwWs4IzQ
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPVlQjMYGA
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobIOHtm0uT
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nvTPELLqw
16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgEUrTp84w
「……不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLSftLGZeO
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVR3OQJxIwT
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjRDAi4OUz
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyMEqlUWJO
「被機器包圍的感覺。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlpKS7sRAC
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09fgiFYPzR
「……拒答。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMXMcdawzi
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLG97GU8mV
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mxoNhmJW4
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY69qQfB0qE
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffvGhiRA7n
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjhNBVSi8M
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqQQqvxQFm
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mXi7EyAbY
「好煩。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiWz5nZoP7
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaPT7VG4j2
「你覺得呢？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4bm1St1f9
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfRRHqnwFs
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UckKOUELO
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWjI0nplxX
26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1bd8d69TD
「現在……還可以吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx7ceGaK95
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGaswFrWgS
「算有吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RbOtJ4mY9
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlcr82HS3O
28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzYuTmeqZF
「拒答。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPxgPCQb5c
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5efE4awrr
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhK2YvX7nu
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJg9ejXhIf
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M4j6dVECT
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二、私心惡搞篇288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhQooZzVVZ
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCw3v3sgNzm
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jMIZ3hPOv
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUElAju5pKr
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZerJIv4VD
「好像沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtBRL1T7vv
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMsZWDZxAq
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB32xYGPFzC
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaJqTdRfCG
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3r0t4HIXKo
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14Of7LEdaw
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hdrAmJL75
「不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5MbQSwyJX
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KmZK3gRUF
7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00lSu0K002
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lQwhAiMkX
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Gxebpnvd0
「哈？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspV7KqYHCU
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V4Tyst9ja
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXKkZf8HrW
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumlo0byyYZ
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFpjd8RVl0
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwNQJIE9Se
「……」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMb5KDvTOH
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjukWwk4ka
「還不把他揍醒？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9YIvvMcU9
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3kDBGwZB2
「不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tY9Icxo9m
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYgYmJltdm
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpI37ytSdv
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkgs6ZwZf9
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」