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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCW1GkyswhP
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYXtp4tVw2
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFcxLBF0d4
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEpDAhyQCv
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEra0eBbhY
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDKZ5H510i
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflqRasRvtJ
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgaJ82MJXA
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOvbyx73ev
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj3ijD26cs
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIcLnzqPc7
「肉，沒肉會死。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9HpJURO17
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIc88PjyQm
「沒什麼特別的。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh8Jelin59
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIcA5LnOpz
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RQMpPvDSb
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh1Dta6St0
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSK6gXL7ze
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9vLKIdM2V
「睡覺。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nUbDzYqFC
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOurM6Tt1v
「手機、鑰匙。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0545V0aqOu
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxrju9uWrU
「他們，能力的意思。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxjdYIkIAX
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7HMivVIXy
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJTabMZ5dS
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwuRvsrN53
「沒有。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyuXL4PHjK
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48bc1AtdCa
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5wtMZ478h
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7B7mhhLzj
「……不知道。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45Zc09IrI2
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqnVM3g7Xl
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBv0uFyVdH
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaFrpknZdU
「被機器包圍的感覺。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSKQJz3Mr7
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XQ5b6XIly
「……拒答。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOhwcKmag6
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UeBqbGasB
「沒有。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V3Kaoryrg
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt3cmGY6SU
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbDQ6dAW8K
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2bgcf3TsC
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZFnY7Tg5Q
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vQef0NZNU
「好煩。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskjVrlrMT1
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCCtiRIvCs
「你覺得呢？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaFFmOy6MB
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcXv7qJMHI
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVSBMMNN3d
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM2mLyuShg
「現在……還可以吧。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfcPaGvckf
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNBdCXt707
「算有吧。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOQE9e3ALA
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KyOCds9Hm
「拒答。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsMF4mPsSK
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AHFhof7PH
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgkIFMCVqT
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra1a71q0BL
「沒有。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP6SZXvtgk
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二、私心惡搞篇449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p0OxgElbH
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3f8BWoHlJH
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdEyIDnram
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw0KdIplC5
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPi6A9fTcgF
「好像沒有。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl14Te3ZlO4
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBQeYTlXoN
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMV8NzjOoG
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeIzsoRWhF
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdnb9tMEv6
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7EnqHf6yJ
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6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyKfjHPTIk
「不知道。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp5eLZzyWi
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zcjP4FBc3
「沒有。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtarirwibnP
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8l0JIMR7u
「哈？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1Or97u9NE
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLcrckSB1o
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErNoJkggPC
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8XcfYNexF
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZ9NmDyHvb
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTg9TOYtbt
「……」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSjajJ6Qt3
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqbVoKo6hi
「還不把他揍醒？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBDQGL5Un9
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQI2Ai3wBa
「不知道。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNS2VtIPIN
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvWmtc3089
「沒有。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3obZKyfOV
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDuF5THTko
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
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