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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4TPbfeC85
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzAb0Cs4oa
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZfGrmcyEr
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKGbUKEvWl
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1R5E7AQVm
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQcXP7dgPB
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLmJHPKSrB
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5Yrmb7VWT
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuq397T118s
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVRrsP0frD
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMgxQ34TOW
「肉，沒肉會死。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJVe6Y6vb8
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MS3KvFkHA
「沒什麼特別的。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrnpQWVYjS
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVz8hOimRW
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTKVDgvh9U
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpimyKBkH6
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDqffPhh51
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxll10D0TaJ
「睡覺。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1yAiiUmAb
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjB4RlDX68
「手機、鑰匙。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3xQWp87QU
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3GyM8IdvW
「他們，能力的意思。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQo8Ig4otO
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHK8MX9nCI
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4jW020bTu
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OjaygbXnm
「沒有。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoy84kGuMe
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClC9eT6nCi
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP0o86E8SS
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIOc3otk06
「……不知道。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeqKTiY4rS
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0KD8o4C4L
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRnCryzg0a
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoQc263yPA
「被機器包圍的感覺。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhodOcV0G1
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6YhErZ6Rd
「……拒答。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHIy9SKEAL
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN3eZbAjQk
「沒有。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07imhBFbSa
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8EjKgSsVy
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssaIqe88qS
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmvlO8LjAq
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGwCwJ9j2A
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFSA74tCc3
「好煩。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtzyRI8dRu
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusGiVr3VoC
「你覺得呢？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSECKhDAST
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw8m6FUaSa
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9J47rdBcm
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eEIPFIZB7
「現在……還可以吧。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSpohRa8kk
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHept3H8Dr
「算有吧。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFOWPRjgKY
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYl9F92Er8R
「拒答。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5Oug4Hc6m
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYMkVa6ZcO
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrFUfMA7LD
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pGpNEOozU
「沒有。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIa1uFmMBFy
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二、私心惡搞篇216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vqqtYPfUw
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1Oz8TSMRh
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudKOOzXIuj
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LkIBg8Oia
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlgktdiJLt
「好像沒有。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2frFjSSPx
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFFPDuKWwA
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwsK768jK6
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTl1I06lFL
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaorTodHcL
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwyluIotkM
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVdccm5Chr
「不知道。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Hn7VScd2a
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2locJxH4l
「沒有。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfwaQafLb8
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv9iOZLEDV
「哈？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoi3cbXGD1P
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNaUJT45a1
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDTMUIHOSc
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAvxWM2JIT
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qefzYpKLB
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNrcXAq7Iv
「……」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnlzYwQC2V
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xWt12K7Ip
「還不把他揍醒？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnju8tWErF
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOmr78EPyd
「不知道。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAxToX3IeX
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvvbZNedvZ
「沒有。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrB4p28um1
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBBuD85ZFM
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」