The Small Things

My older sister is mad at me for not telling her where the instruction pamphlet for the COVID test is (it was literally right in front of her)...589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMiS9v55eP
yet she screams at me for trying to help her rip open her swab packet...?589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYAzge1lhE

And then she comes up to my room, glares at me, then says, "You know, you just wasted so much time for me."589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qP4cdenTW
I ask, "Why?"589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4Et205axd
She answers, "Because you made me freakin' time you!"589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFirA78iOmH
I'm...sorry? What am I supposed to say?? Yes, I asked her to set a 10 minute timer because I didn't have my phone with me, but it was her that was just texting on her phone during those 10 minutes instead of doing homework.589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tSORFqn2R

Oh! She also yells up the stairs that she "can't open the test tube" but I don't do anything because I know she'll get pissed off if I do it for her.

Please, I am ready to get out of here. Someone kidnap me so I can escape my sister's stupidity. If she ever calls me when she has her own place and asks me a stupid question like "How do you use the oven?" I am going to quite literally drive/run/fly/ride over to where she lives and slap her.

She claimed to not know how to fill our dog's water bowl until two years ago.589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQkzYVQCa8
She also didn't know how to use the toaster until one year ago.589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovMuFUQRgU
And she still doesn't know how to make effing Jell-O.589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ptICVAJ7L
She also still asks how long she should put food in the microwave for.589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpPOrCeJok
Let's not forget about the time she almost burned the house down trying to fry an egg.589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9Gd7rQNBW
Or the time she asked how to pour juice.589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzpC2R3s2z

Did I mention that she's older than me?

The list could go on and on. I'm just trying to say that she is hopeless in life and unpredictable.

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