The Small Things

My older sister is mad at me for not telling her where the instruction pamphlet for the COVID test is (it was literally right in front of her)...860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnLojSEwxq
yet she screams at me for trying to help her rip open her swab packet...?860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0kHX3Xw8f

And then she comes up to my room, glares at me, then says, "You know, you just wasted so much time for me."860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvm5qdUeedU
I ask, "Why?"860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPa9MdnynB
She answers, "Because you made me freakin' time you!"860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpdyG8LaGW
I'm...sorry? What am I supposed to say?? Yes, I asked her to set a 10 minute timer because I didn't have my phone with me, but it was her that was just texting on her phone during those 10 minutes instead of doing homework.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9f2FAL3pR

Oh! She also yells up the stairs that she "can't open the test tube" but I don't do anything because I know she'll get pissed off if I do it for her.

Please, I am ready to get out of here. Someone kidnap me so I can escape my sister's stupidity. If she ever calls me when she has her own place and asks me a stupid question like "How do you use the oven?" I am going to quite literally drive/run/fly/ride over to where she lives and slap her.

She claimed to not know how to fill our dog's water bowl until two years ago.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxYBqq34gr
She also didn't know how to use the toaster until one year ago.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSZe8rX4bp
And she still doesn't know how to make effing Jell-O.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD45DCmtbY1
She also still asks how long she should put food in the microwave for.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHdpr50mYE
Let's not forget about the time she almost burned the house down trying to fry an egg.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hSnkYyEr5
Or the time she asked how to pour juice.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nAwv0iYty

Did I mention that she's older than me?

The list could go on and on. I'm just trying to say that she is hopeless in life and unpredictable.

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