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The Small Things
ISSUE #41
Author: geeky_greeky_nerd
Published:
Aug 24, 2022
The Small Things
Author: geeky_greeky_nerd
Published:
Aug 24, 2022
ISSUE #41
My Origin Story
No Plagiarism!FmyIe1n4ip3kV4i8a8ljposted on PＥNAＮＡ

Got this idea from @RampantStrawberry

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God: Let's make her born to a good Christian family who will raise her as a good Christian girl.

Angel: Okay...

God: Her grandfather will help raise her as a Christian because he is a pastor at his church.

Angel: Sure.

God: Oh, and, make her straight.

Angel: Okay, hand her to me now.

God: *hands me over to angel*

Angel: *accidentally drops me and I fall to Hell* Whoops.

Satan: Why hello there.

Demon: Should we change a few things?

Satan: Of course. First, make her question the teachings of God.

Demon: Hahaha, okay.

Satan: Make her question her sexuality!

Demon: Let's go! This is fun!

Satan: Let's give her severe moderate depression and severe anxiety.

Demon: Woohoo!

Satan: And finally, let's give her a crappy dad!

Demon: Okie dokie!

Satan: Send her up!513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUlGlbP55g

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