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而十年前,即係2012年12月21日,係一個被認為「世界末日」嘅日子。嗰陣時消息一出,大家都驚撚到hi hi ,當然啦,最後畀人證實咗是假的。8964 copyright protection410PENANA52UyNg9OGX 維尼
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好,係完全零印象嘅,但係可以肯定嘅係絕對冇女陪。其實講講下我都覺得嗰年幾特別——嗰一年,我想自殺。8964 copyright protection410PENANAnmiBiMoGSM 維尼
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咁我見派成績嗰日佢又喺度,我咪諗住同佢表白囉,點知我呢條kai 子好攞唔攞,攞呢件事較飛。8964 copyright protection410PENANAFhoU6pQljE 維尼
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不過之後上到山之後就因為場流星雨冇咗條事,場流星雨拯救咗我——理論上係,因為我真係唔記得。8964 copyright protection410PENANAjtESIbnlCE 維尼
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講講下,我已經搵到個靚位,仲瞓低咗喺度睇流星。見到咁靚嘅流星,我突然間想拎起部手機影相。8964 copyright protection410PENANA8rYHlHpqE8 維尼
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又咁啱得咁橋,手機顯示嘅時間由23:59變咗做00:00,我見到之後突然間眨咗下眼。8964 copyright protection410PENANARioT6f63e3 維尼
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呢個時候,我又有一個問題,唔知呢個世界會因為咩事迎來滅亡呢?或者咁講,呢個世界會因為咩事而「世界末日」呢?嗯…再準確啲來講——我哋人類會因為咩而滅亡?8964 copyright protection410PENANAFuMEkrQYgt 維尼
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我諗嚟諗去,硬係覺得「隕石砸地球」好似最有機。8964 copyright protection410PENANAXMZFduukM3 維尼
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「乜你唔知耶穌同佛祖好friend嘅咩?佢哋最近仲開咗間天主教釋迦牟尼中學添。總之點都好啦,你想聽埋落去就唔好咁撚多嘰趷。唔係嘅話,唔幫你之餘仲打臭你。」8964 copyright protection410PENANAPhTiFxQjGt 維尼
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「總之我而家畀一個機會你返到去2012年7月21日,即係你放榜之後嗰日,至於幾時接你返嚟…睇心情啦。」8964 copyright protection410PENANA7DLlrJRxA2 維尼
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「你覺得呢?」我眼前嘅天使露出皮笑肉不笑嘅笑容8964 copyright protection410PENANANI1iq9FUeh 維尼
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「咁即係冇得揀啦,咁我有冇咩啲限制㗎?會唔會有蝴蝶效應?我係咪做乜都得先?」8964 copyright protection410PENANAm0ord5GxUi 維尼
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「屌,你返到去嗰邊做乜都好,都唔關我事。如果你真係改變到過去咁把炮,咪試俾我睇囉!」8964 copyright protection410PENANAkMWJcqtPvz 維尼
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屌你啊,咁撚串!我就改變畀你睇!8964 copyright protection410PENANAhTmSXjvdNM 維尼
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「好啊,改變畀我睇啊!」8964 copyright protection410PENANAymHXSqcd8h 維尼
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「等陣先,點解你要送我返去?仲要話係幫我?我根本唔想去。」8964 copyright protection410PENANAiaOCtJU1TA 維尼
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「總之你快啲走啦,我唔想見到你!」佢一個彈指就將我傳送到過去。當我走咗之後,佢突然變到同啱啱完全唔同,好似另一個人咁。8964 copyright protection410PENANAM92335Yluc 維尼
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「如果你改變到,就改變畀我睇啦…姐夫。」8964 copyright protection410PENANAeuFd8jEUCL 維尼
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