藍皓賢躲了兩次死劫,可那古代藍衣女子還是手持黑令旗如影隨形地跟隨時時刻刻都在找機會下手,藍皓賢不得已地對就算嘴賤萬分還是會天天來探病了凌不亂請求幫忙道:「不亂兄,幫我牽個線跟你妹預約收鬼好嗎?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAcRkL592kVd
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凌不亂頓時嘴角抽蓄一下,他的確有個妹妹,當初年紀尚小的凌家兄弟的父母雖離婚沒多久,凌母的肚子又多懷一胎,當然還是他們凌家的種,可凌母可沒打算連妹妹都被凌爺爺給帶走,自己獨身一人將他們妹妹養大,還同他開設鑾堂的姑姑養大他們的妹妹,而他妹妹從小就有神經病,每次見到他都像江湖術士的神棍一樣胡言亂語說他們兄弟倆好的不靈壞事特別靈的烏鴉嘴講中好幾次他們的血光之災,讓他這大哥自此都很少來看這烏鴉嘴妹妹。58Please respect copyright.PENANAA5vOBLHZ3Y
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保留有古代濃濃中國風格的大園子內,潺潺流水地圓池水面漂浮著出淤泥而不染,濯清漣而不妖;中通外直,不蔓不枝;香遠益清,亭亭淨植,可遠觀而不可褻玩焉的高雅粉紅蓮池旁,妹妹頭身穿連身裙的國小女孩迷迷糊糊一臉慌張地要拿取飛掉到蓮池內的白色考卷撿回來,卻一翻身就要摔掉到水蓮池裡,卻被眼明手快地凌不亂接救個正著,還幫手短的妹妹撿起考卷地道:「沒有必要為了一張掛鴨蛋的考卷下去洗澡吧?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAyZ848VJ37R
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「大哥!」蘇如亂抬眼見到好久不見的親人,還一手拿著慘烈的零分考卷揮阿揮,害羞地想抽回來道:「還給我啦!」58Please respect copyright.PENANADPgOLyeX2Q
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「哈哈哈!誰要還你!我要拿去給姑姑看你這兩光妹妹的爛成績,讓你被罰跪死!」凌不亂將考卷舉的特高地不讓蘇如亂拿到考卷,卻被一山還有一山高也跟著凌不亂和藍皓賢來的凌恆亂揍了蠢蛋老哥一拳,將考卷奪回地還給跟從母姓姓蘇的如亂小妹58Please respect copyright.PENANAPQNUe4PIbi
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「二哥,還是你對我最好!!」蘇如亂眨眨清亮地眼神感動道58Please respect copyright.PENANABYMOeZPSHt
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「你只要不是我們來都來幾句烏鴉嘴,我跟老哥會對你更好。」凌恆亂嘆58Please respect copyright.PENANATlM4icp8Of
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他們這蘇如亂小妹,要是烏鴉嘴功能能收收,他是不介意常常來探望他。58Please respect copyright.PENANAUjinWzryYT
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「疑!」蘇如亂注意到有點像空氣存在般站在凌家兄弟後一臉衰樣抱著還未好病體來到的藍皓賢立即發揮烏鴉嘴功效地道:「你業障好重,再這樣下去,不出三天,就能見到你的喪禮了!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAj5Bt1McuJQ
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「蘇如亂!人家已經風流債纏身,你還火上加油發揮烏鴉功力!」凌不亂捏拉蘇如亂的小臉58Please respect copyright.PENANAAHMcdlG7cI
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「四世痾!(事實啊!)」蘇如亂可是如實以報道58Please respect copyright.PENANAT6XpFkXul7
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「你不如叫烏鴉亂!難怪老媽會給你取叫如亂,如果有你在,大家不因你的話搞的心理亂七八糟心驚膽跳才怪!」凌不亂訓斥道58Please respect copyright.PENANAN3Uvu84aoO
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「欠扁!」凌恆亂將欺負蘇如亂的凌不亂踢下蓮花池洗澡愛護妹妹地道:「他再怎麼烏鴉嘴還是我們妹妹!哪有你這種每次見到小妹都要欺負上一遍的大哥!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAR3afioPGUK
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「喂.....你們可以先暫停一下兄友妹恭的敘舊,先請蘇仙姑替我解決問題嗎?」藍皓賢幾乎快被忽視掉地問58Please respect copyright.PENANAmm3xX67nnE
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說起凌家兄弟的蘇如亂,剛出生沒多久就大病小病不斷,讓當時已經與凌父離婚還姓為蘇的蘇清雪大傷腦筋,不得已之下,他求助在鑾堂為眾生服務辦事的靈媒妹妹蘇清悅,蘇清悅似乎早知道姊姊會帶蘇如亂姪女來找他,也看出姪女的問題所在,便請蘇清雪將女兒認他為乾媽,而後還必須待在他身邊修行才能未來學習保護自己免除一些外在干擾的侵害,還妙語如珠地替姪女取名道:「如能習得智慧,遇考不亂,圓潤十方,方能修心養性,故取名:如亂。」58Please respect copyright.PENANARYA9avo2fu
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清亮潔白舒適地白色大空間,褐色咖啡地板上陳振羅列地整齊擺放著紅色的跪墊,有不少已經到來鑾堂師兄姐清一色素衣地對空空白牆叩首也不知道是在叩什麼?58Please respect copyright.PENANAokFglz5kj6
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「喂!你確定這裡真的是聲名遠播蘇仙姑的鑾堂嗎?」藍皓賢以為被戲耍地問58Please respect copyright.PENANAjML003g4Is
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「我怎麼知道!誰知道姑姑搞什麼名堂?」凌不亂只聽說他姑姑很厲害,可卻不知道他是厲害在哪?58Please respect copyright.PENANAQXiJff5RVq
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什麼都未擺放的大廳就是能招來一堆信徒朝聖。58Please respect copyright.PENANAjkKAHDK535
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「你也叩叩看不就知道姑姑搞的名堂。」蘇清悅突然出現在凌不亂旁邊道58Please respect copyright.PENANAFyVb55U9Xa
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「對呀!嘴巴不留口德的臭大哥就該常常叩首懺悔!」蘇如亂吐舌擺鬼臉地躲在他乾媽的身後道58Please respect copyright.PENANAXCzF4I96VF
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「你才該懺悔不留口德的烏鴉嘴臭妹妹!」凌不亂可沒管他姑姑在場抓出來揉捏欺負妹妹的臉58Please respect copyright.PENANAt8z27SUPfn
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「姑姑在場,你們還敢在長輩面前沒大沒小的嬉鬧,兩個都給我跪拜墊叩首懺悔!」凌恆亂怒斥這兩個一見面前每次都無視性子溫順的姑姑溫言相勸反而照就這58Please respect copyright.PENANAbJVmywt83S
兄妹倆馬耳東風的聽聽就算,吵來吵去的哥妹道58Please respect copyright.PENANAbSPZiSUUXP
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「哼!明明....」凌不亂本來是想反駁,可凌恆亂散發著你不跪下去懺悔回去就讓你死得很難看的威壓氣場,他深知老弟有不少種教訓人的方法,想起好幾次被火燒成了阿富羅頭的慘狀,他心不甘情不願地跪在拜墊叩首,還對旁邊叩首蘇如亂小聲叫囂道:「下次要你好看!」58Please respect copyright.PENANASvPqMSMRrL
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蘇如亂哼聲地嗆回:「是誰好看還不知道!臭大哥!」58Please respect copyright.PENANApIT4OYtzK0
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蘇清悅對初次到來的藍皓賢講解道:「雖然在此鑾堂您看似叩的是一面白牆,可佛本無形無像,心中有佛,那佛自然存在,來此的師兄姐和信眾不只單單的向佛叩首,也在對自己的自性叩首,或是向良心懺悔諸多罪過,就看您是以什麼麼心態而叩了?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAMQiY70ZQ3j
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「蘇仙姑,我今天來是因為有一個藍衣女鬼日日夜夜連做夢也不放過的騷擾我的生活,讓我不快不得安寧,甚至....差一點死掉。」藍皓賢面色憔悴地道58Please respect copyright.PENANA9rQwBxTy9s
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蘇清悅對藍皓賢微微一笑,那纖纖手比向還在叩首的凌不亂方向道:「蘇仙姑在那,我只是一般的靈媒而已。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAr1ZlVSh5YI
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光是在台灣擁有靈媒的稱號就不一般了吧?58Please respect copyright.PENANA8AtMW109yP
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「哈哈哈!我都快叩首到一百下了,大哥還龜速慢叩!」蘇如亂本來就很擅長叩首地取笑道
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「呼...一百下了不起嗎...有本事我們來比...誰能叩上一千下.....」凌不亂明明已經叩的氣喘吁吁,可還不服輸地道58Please respect copyright.PENANAxprsCDBPEF
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「好啊!大哥要是輸,就來鑾堂做一個月的義工!」58Please respect copyright.PENANATVdz5iuvco
蘇如亂嘿嘿地道58Please respect copyright.PENANABlARi5yWrX
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凌不亂為了爭一口氣拚死拚活地猛叩,蘇如亂毫不緊張比拚地慢慢叩首,完全不怕輸地慢慢來,反正體力比他差的大哥後面鐵定會叩到沒力,一定叩不到一千下,悠悠閒閒姿勢如同那些師兄姐姿勢正確地輕輕叩頭。58Please respect copyright.PENANADgQ7Y6CaGJ
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藍皓賢看向那凌不亂旁邊那個蘇小妹,輕輕柔柔地叩首向那面白牆,不及不於的姿態不似國小好動的孩子般散發著特殊氣質,反觀凌不亂瘋狂叩首比速度到氣喘如牛,跟他妹叩起來真是天差地遠,可他還是沒見到蘇清悅指的那位蘇仙姑地問:「沒有啊?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAXXedd9YyoA
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突然間,鑾堂外衝進來一個中年婦人對還在叩首的蘇如亂跪求道:「蘇仙姑啊!你一定要救救我家兒子!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAqOxwecPaQ3
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「大哥!」蘇如亂如見鬼般地跳離拜墊,抓起還在猛叩首要比拚輸贏的凌不亂當擋箭牌求救道:「又來了啦!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAt3O9l5BJG1
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「玉皇大帝來都一樣!沒見我還沒飆速度叩首嗎!」凌不亂才叩到一百零八下就被中途打斷地怒58Please respect copyright.PENANAuEA0QtU2yQ
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「等一下再比嘛!先幫幫我啦!」蘇如亂躲在凌不亂身後哀求道58Please respect copyright.PENANAt4SFtvzrgF
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「蘇仙姑啊!我兒子沒你不行!他又中邪開始胡言亂語,搞的家裡雞飛狗跳心神不寧!」那中年婦人一把就是想把蘇如亂拉出來幫她解決問題,凌不亂司空見慣蘇如亂那張烏鴉嘴廣及的信眾總是把國小妹妹當神仙一般要求她個沒完沒了的事件,妹妹在欠揍還是護在身後地道:「你不會帶你兒子去行O宮收驚驅邪,別老找我妹麻煩!」58Please respect copyright.PENANALkJ1yjagDN
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「丟厚!我怎麼沒想到!我馬上瞪氣(回去)帶兒子去收收ㄟ!」中年婦人在凌不亂一句無心之言恍然大悟58Please respect copyright.PENANAWBq57RMOeb
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「你兒子光收驚是不夠,如果不叫他多做善事拿功德還給冤欠,不然,不出一年,他...啊!好痛!」蘇如亂探頭補插完一句話到一半,被凌不亂給蘇如亂愛多管閒事地廢話拿捏好力道地揍一拳道:「就是你這烏鴉嘴,才會老是讓一堆有的沒的的人來天天找你碴,明明只是料壞如神,怎麼會變成蘇仙姑?」58Please respect copyright.PENANA5gNVgDkKHf
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「就說我不是仙姑啊!可是一堆人莫名其妙亂給改名,又不是我願意的....」蘇如亂可無辜地道58Please respect copyright.PENANA21NhMG32hD
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「你烏鴉廢話少講幾句不就得了。」凌不亂建議58Please respect copyright.PENANA0VN5mkz1Tf
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「可是我說的都是事實啊!明明知到又不講,會少挽救一條寶貴的生命。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAV8UaQ8OYbz
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「你少救幾條會死嗎?你以為我跟妳二哥能閒閒沒事常來幫你踢走那些找蘇仙姑的信眾嗎?」凌不亂有些怒老愛多管閒事找碴上身的妹妹58Please respect copyright.PENANAZNCn8JhaW1
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「臭大哥!」蘇如亂聽到凌不亂沒良心要他少救幾條的生命的話語,踢向凌不亂的小腿膝讓他痛得抱膝跳,在趁凌不亂單腳抱膝痛跳時讓他重心不穩地倒向蓮花池洗澡,生氣地擺鬼臉吐舌回:「家裡蹲的大白癡!回家抱電腦抱去見鬼吧!」58Please respect copyright.PENANAHMYvaoPUi4
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「家裡蹲的大白癡,你把蘇仙姑氣走,我怎麼辦?」藍皓賢在蓮花池旁問58Please respect copyright.PENANAejvzfyfLAZ
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「誰知道!」凌不亂渾身濕淋淋地狼狽帶著泥土出蓮花池地遷怒回:「蘇仙姑要我回家抱電腦!你去問鬼吧!」58Please respect copyright.PENANA2Kp22c2dk8
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這兩兄妹是怎麼樣?怎麼都這麼愛別人去碰鬼....58Please respect copyright.PENANAAWgCoM79la
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他都快過到去見鬼了!58Please respect copyright.PENANAPEzzqpbGCR
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