”隨著全球極端氣候異常的持續效應，各地國家的災害越來越嚴重，熱浪、旱災、水患、颶風、海嘯、地震、火山爆發一一出現，難不成是如馬雅人預期的末日要到了嗎？”新聞播報員道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0gJrys9Bu
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「從去年到今年都是一樣的末日話題，是沒什麼像樣的新聞可以播嗎？」凌恆亂轉台109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK8WpEaEJb
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「反正無論你怎麼轉每家新聞台就是愛播舊題材掀話題搶收視率，你不如把遙控器給我，讓你大哥看アニメ（卡通）。」凌不亂伸手要遙控器道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYPjm0BNGS
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「大哥，老是看幼稚的東西，當心腦袋不靈光會退化成笨蛋喔！」蘇如亂抄走遙控器轉自己要看的節目109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM7e5KFeZq
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「蘇仙姑，你是何時要滾回姑姑那？」凌不亂遙控器抓空地惱問109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cZEwp1jMY
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「等大哥長腦些我再考慮。」蘇如亂回109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXLaFCyzIc
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蘇如亂隨便轉轉就轉到一台在播報聖誕節的突襲訪問。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoygmLorYy
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”各地方都已做好聖誕準備，而今年也不例外，首先我們來看看身後華麗的超大聖誕樹。”播報人一轉頭，就見到一名女高中生爬在聖誕樹上正往樹尖的水晶星星攻爬上去。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEy5o3KNIgH
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接獲民眾檢舉的藍警官帶人到現場要逮在聖誕樹上惡意亂爬的女高中生先用擴音器叫喊道：「給我下來！別浪費國家資源讓我們這些辛苦的公務員要為你勞師動眾！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MNslOjsjE
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易葉紓轉頭向聖誕樹底下的藍警官嗆道：「你們公務員不是都在私底下搞貪汙嗎？國家資源都被你們Ａ走大半！就幾個大人要來欺負女高中生，你們不無恥嗎？」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxUSEJmDV5
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「嘎我電起！（給我閉嘴！）你以為我不想去抓那些貪腐的敗類嗎！還要在大冬天來逮捕一個毛沒長齊敢嗆警察的小孩！」藍警官在怒問：「要是我兒子認識你這種惹是生非的渣某（女人），他父母一定會靠死！（哭死！）」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8xI1zIGEM
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藍警官似乎還未發現在聖誕樹上的易葉紓是上次跟他兒子進警局做筆錄的人犯之一。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTFkhiV03p
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「爸．．．．你可能真的要靠死（哭死）．．．．」匆匆趕來的藍皓賢似乎要替搭當收拾善後地嘆：「樹上的女高中生你兒子認識．．．」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZQuQFO1rY
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「哩攻蝦！（你說什麼！）」藍警官擴音器轉往朝藍皓賢那怒問109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OzZRn5NKe
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易葉紓沒理會樹下的罵動持續攻頂，可樹旁也出現一位競爭對手爭相前爬，還是天冷沒事幹的イタイ（痛）人形地四肢並用地拚爬，讓在電視機前晚餐的凌家兄弟噴飯弄髒電視螢幕。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuxPlc11j2
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「看什麼看！沒見過帥哥嗎！」イタイ（痛）嗆道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqf0PaOCJl
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『你才看什麼看！敢對我家主人嗆聲！』烏溜溜探出蛇頭嗆回109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUnjz24mIa
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「樹上的星星是本大爺的！我要用星星威脅聖誕老人交出禮物！」イタイ（痛）根本是為了禮物才爬樹地回109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlhRgzNNIz
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蘇如亂替兩名大哥擦噴飯電視收善後地邊看邊問：「大哥，你不會又對榴槤亂講什麼讓他在外惹事生非吧？」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tb85DshqD
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「我會這麼無聊冒著被你二哥燒死的風險，教唆臭イタイ（痛）去爬聖誕樹嗎？」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pV8kiR4ST
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我可是常常被火燒到快有有心靈創傷．．．．109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTbusWWY1K
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「糕死因仔！（死小孩！）敢一而再，再而三的攜夥爬樹！」聖誕樹下的藍警官幾乎要被爬樹的兩人給無視地拿大聲公怒喊109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTEqnTWUK1
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「冷靜一點！爸！」藍皓賢抓抱住火氣上揚的父親要爬樹抓人地勸道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CfoKpUPJF
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琉璃院晴生與貞德在華僑學校同班剛下課地正朝聖誕樹的方向要搭附近的ＭＲＴ回家。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoxwj8v607
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「台灣的冬天沒日本那麼冷。」琉璃院晴生吐出白氣卻絲毫不覺冷感地道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTtOFbO8tc
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「是嗎．．．．我還不太習慣忽冷忽熱的氣候．．．」貞德不巧身穿短袖的出門，昨天明明艷陽高照的酷熱難耐，可錯估天氣多端變化在下午迅速降低溫，雙手抱臂直打顫109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsKx5TIAzk
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聖誕裝飾的彩球和玩具熊正巧擊中琉璃院晴生和貞德的頭，兩人抬眼一看，大聖誕樹上有兩人正同一鼻孔出氣地狂扔氣急敗壞他家兒子也阻止不了爬上樹要逮人的藍警官。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0g4HPAOS4
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這次吃飽剛從廚房出來各拿一杯果汁當飯後點心喝的凌家兄弟，見蘇如亂還在看イタイ（痛）和易葉紓禍越闖越大的轉播，再度噴汁地弄髒電視螢幕。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK20FcapHm
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「大哥、二哥，你們怎麼這麼愛給電視洗面（洗臉）？」蘇如亂才看到一半，電視螢幕又被汙染了109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ371JuJLFC3
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「這是本大爺的了！」イタイ（痛）比易葉紓身手還快的搶到大星星後，迅速高空著地的對還在聖誕樹的易葉紓和藍警官囂張道：「女人、老人通通不是本大爺的對手！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHZJffKqfJ
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「死因仔！我要抓你進警局好好慎問是那個不良父母沒管教好的孩子！」藍警官怒吼地要爬下樹道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2UIN6cTxB
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電視機前的凌恆亂轉頭看向把イタイ（痛）教育出來的不良父母，正吃飽的臉上蓋著漫畫月刊睡覺睡得死死的，在三條線地轉回頭看電視，蘇如亂還趁機拿麥克筆拿走他老哥臉上的漫畫，在偷偷作畫。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIXBIue0cs
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易葉紓讓烏溜溜變大地順著蛇身滑梯到地面的追イタイ（痛），留下還在聖誕樹旁的大蛇烏溜溜，蛇口咬著聖誕樹葉地猛搖玩，沒在理緊抓聖誕樹，在聖誕樹上搖搖欲墜的快要摔死以為是風大造成的藍警官。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsWaDiNRgO
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「烏溜溜！你死打算害死我爸嗎！！不准在搖聖誕樹了！！」藍皓賢緊張地叫喊109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuQN6yGEUP
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「這是台灣的文化吧？」貞德看聖誕樹那鬧劇地問109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGFdI5heFz
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「應該．．．．」琉璃院晴生不知道該怎麼回答109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKSwBWoMT2
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其實他也不是很清楚？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36mKIQGWVj
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藍皓賢讓＜燃燒吧！小宇宙！＞變大壓制烏溜溜的蛇嘴，一蛇一蛋因此擦出激烈的火花扭打起來，藍皓賢指揮看著自己長官掉在掛在被烏溜溜摧殘得差不多的聖誕樹上的其他波麗士大人，管他打１１９還是找梯子，快把他爸救下來吧！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcj1AcxHMg
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凌恆亂不想再看闖禍鏡頭增加要去警察局領人的負擔，轉看廚藝節目精進自己的手藝，凌不亂則熊貓黑眼的怒追蘇如亂奔跑來回抓人。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fz8WbHVWb
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「哈哈哈！本大爺帶戰利品回來了！！」イタイ（痛）帶著大星星贓物在凌家門口大肆宣揚叫道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEPn1rtIZw
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「是本小姐的！」易葉紓追到凌家一腳踹倒イタイ（痛），搶走星星地道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLDzrx1IHy
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「拜託你們別在門口大呼小叫的宣揚自己的壞事好嗎？」凌恆亂頭痛地道完在轉頭對屋子內製造噪音的跑步聲源頭道：「要運動就給我滾到外面去！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjJPDhUIlS
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凌不亂好不容易抓住蘇如亂地不讓她跑掉地對凌恆亂道：「我哪裡像在運動！都是侯北亂（隨便亂）害我一臉熊貓樣！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBCr3fckxm
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「哈哈哈哈！」易葉紓還在凌家門口未走的嘲笑左眼黑圈右臉白圈的凌不亂109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ01mP2ZMVN
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「大爺的！那什麼臉！哈哈哈哈哈！」イタイ（痛）捧腹大笑的指凌不亂嘲笑道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EHmtsTxOZ
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「噗．．．．幹的好，如亂，明天二哥給你加菜！」凌恆亂強忍笑意先拿手機拍那熊貓樣老哥109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9YHcH6kkA
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「凌恆亂！你是在助紂為虐，長養蘇如亂侯北來（亂來）的個性！！」凌不亂被嘲笑地怒道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb83o5pHAc
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「噗．．．．先讓我把照片上傳到網路在回你。」凌恆亂手指快速按鍵地道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXJvCcR87I
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「你ㄚ的！把照片刪掉！你這個真正的侯北來（亂來）！」凌不亂暫時放過蘇如亂去追老弟搶手機109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmLwzeAqAe
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蘇如亂一臉睡得香甜的霸佔了凌不亂的床，凌不亂臉上的熊貓臉剛洗到快Ｎ遍的回房，抓抓頭地嘆：「怎麼不滾回自己房間睡呢？」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKR0QSszfqP
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「欸！別擋本大爺的路，我要早點在房間埋伏聖誕老公公搶禮物！」イタイ（痛）叫喊道109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSKiBJ4dO9
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聖誕老人最好是會過來給你抓，我們家沒有可沒有煙囪。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpGvjhYfof
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「喔！」凌不亂喔的沒誠意地直接將イタイ（痛）收服回乾坤套，還她妹好眠睡覺的環境，順便在蘇如亂的睡臉旁放上他跟老弟替她挑的禮物，跑到凌恆亂的床上尬一腳的倒頭就睡，讓已經熟睡的凌恆亂加己壘（嚇一跳）的巴落去地問：「衝啥！你不知道人嚇人，嚇死人嗎！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcUK1VtTAI
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「你妹攻略我的大本營，很囂張的睡在我床上。」凌不亂摸揉被巴痛的頭道：「你是要我把她踢下床嗎？」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiyt1Tws0a
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凌恆亂似乎明白的將凌不亂踹下床的道：「既然如此，你就睡床下！別跟你妹一樣攻略弟弟的床！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7HD499e4S
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「大冬天欸！睡床下會失溫凍死，發揮兄弟愛吧！」凌不亂搶撲上凌恆亂的床邊109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQzbCrNAk6
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「誰跟你兄弟愛！給我下去！」凌恆亂猛踢凌不亂要搶床睡的幼稚行為109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Yq83diyi4
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蘇如亂被隔壁兩位哥哥的吵鬧聲給吵醒，睡眼惺忪地睜眼，發現床旁有一個被紅色緞帶綁住的粉色小盒子，她好奇地將盒子打開瞧瞧，是一條銀色鍊子的紅水晶項鍊，還有兩張紙條。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzLi5vIWfk
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”別說你老哥沒良心，你二哥更沒良心要我一起出錢買貴的要死的禮物，我─────”109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNJrAC14St
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大哥，你後面畫一條線是．．．．．．109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09vZt8nVMO
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”二哥把你大沒營養的廢話紙條給抽掉，祝你聖誕節快樂！”109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRAbeCWzWm
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二哥，你好像沒抽成功，大哥那條線該不會是寫到一半被你中途阻止掉吧？109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHE0VBBxev
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『放本大爺出去！本大爺還要去搶聖誕老公公的禮物ㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚ！』イタイ（痛）在乾坤套內怒地叫喊109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa5SbdYTCe
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