
舅舅今日要易葉紓去接外勤任務,聽說薪水不比一般,做的好舅舅晚上會加菜,可是,如果不要老是拿炒苦瓜當獎勵就太好了。172Please respect copyright.PENANAbmqIT3lQQO
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地點是要在行O宮會同門外邊外邊或許連邊也勾不上地師兄姐們,在廟門前等了好長一陣子,看著一堆好兄弟一如每次來很往常地在廟門前要找運氣很衰地香客害他全家倒楣,讓易葉紓忍不住順手用昇龍拳先送他們去西方極樂世界,讓他們安享晚年,不然就是要找修行不錯要分點人家好康地好兄弟,居然連我都找上了!!172Please respect copyright.PENANAtx9SdfbfCA
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算他們有眼光,他正好修的是『修理妖魔鬼怪』,專門欺負好兄弟也是算在內,剛好打好兄弟不會被警察抓也不會犯法又能用昇龍拳送他們跟前一批地去西方極樂世界作伴才不寂寞。172Please respect copyright.PENANAobepliMkOa
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”抱歉,我們半路遇到別派找我們幹架,無法去了。”易葉紓瞧了瞧果然每次都這麼說地簡訊172Please respect copyright.PENANACMUIqblWyf
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同門外邊外邊或許連邊也勾不上地師兄姐們不想來就算了,還每次都發一樣地簡訊內容,他們到底是多希望天天有人找們幹架啊?172Please respect copyright.PENANAcnNEa8qfXE
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沒創意,反正她本來就沒指望他們,下次教舅舅把他們踢處門派清理門戶就不用每次都要收到這樣地垃圾簡訊。172Please respect copyright.PENANALDreOzr3Pw
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說起道具,本來要叫舅舅取名後來回去時被舅舅小心眼地記恨兩次燒掉她家廚房的事痛罵一頓後,就不了了之地自己取了個響亮亮地大名『烏溜溜』,烏溜溜聽易葉紓這麼一取,化行成小黑蛇感動到張開他地血盆大口跟他培養感情,易葉紓想,咬是情,咬是愛,這就是烏溜溜表達地方方式吧!172Please respect copyright.PENANAblLQAJrPv5
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烏溜溜在易葉紓看完手機簡訊沒多久,從飼主身上地道具態化行成小黑蛇溜進行O宮內,八成裡面有什麼東西吸引牠,易葉紓跟了進去後,果真如此,牠在鯉魚姐姐們手上咬下水煮蛋地一口吞下,明明出門前就餵過他一籃地雞蛋還吃不夠,偏偏要在吃點心,還好死不死是道具態地水煮蛋,他們一看烏溜溜吃下水煮蛋時,水煮蛋牠主人掐蛇甩蛇地要烏溜溜吐出來,烏溜溜雖然一直在對易葉紓呼救,不過,貪吃蛇還是要有點教訓,回去把牠地蛋量也順便減半好了。172Please respect copyright.PENANAKep4bn1YvZ
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『嗚嗚....主人....』<燃燒吧!小宇宙!>窩在藍皓賢胸口痛哭流涕172Please respect copyright.PENANAZMocPRm03l
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「不怕不怕。」藍皓賢安慰著「凌不亂,快把那條蛇扔出去!」172Please respect copyright.PENANAHreLSMCbve
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藍皓賢弄蛇弄半天牠死不吐<燃燒吧!小宇宙!>,在凌不亂抓蛇尾後,不知道對蛇說了什麼,將<燃燒吧!小宇宙!>吐出,還非常驚恐地到了似乎是哪沒管理好蛇地飼主,爬到易葉紓身上。172Please respect copyright.PENANAy70u0yISeG
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『主人!!!那男的剛剛說那顆蛋被下毒了,我還把它吃下去!!我馬上就要被毒死了!!』烏溜溜害怕地道172Please respect copyright.PENANAuhfEjG657c
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「沒關係,把吃毒當吃補就好了。」易葉紓拍拍蛇頭很沒良心地安慰道172Please respect copyright.PENANA5FLbHxAJdY
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烏溜溜馬上刷白地成了條小白蛇。172Please respect copyright.PENANAoYyEw5fL0P
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「那條蛇真有靈性。」凌不亂青菜試試沒想到還真成地道172Please respect copyright.PENANAK9GVCCnyzW
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剛剛易葉紓看到他們就想等一下邀他們來跟我去出任務打怪也不錯地感覺,所以,善意地謊言有助於未來團隊地感情。172Please respect copyright.PENANATIsrF51Lhy
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在他們的水煮蛋又被鯉魚姊姊們抄去玩弄忙這救蛋時,趁空快去廟牆後,易葉紓去找舅舅要他做外勤的隱藏任務欄。172Please respect copyright.PENANAhZEmcgX8Qa
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隱藏任務欄是專為乾坤套新手放任務訓練又能賺外快地布告欄,非乾坤套持有者是看不見此布告欄。172Please respect copyright.PENANAB6HsgAEh6Z
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行O宮徵文書處理人,切記:要擅用毛筆。172Please respect copyright.PENANAN0gCE8DIdH
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真不巧她很會用毛筆,又很不巧她痛恨毛筆,以前老是被舅舅逼迫畫百張符,真是生不如死,因此,PASS。172Please respect copyright.PENANAzxv8MHop0k
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招兵買馬一同取締非法陰廟,要有遇鬼殺鬼,愈妖殺妖地有志之士。172Please respect copyright.PENANAy91JqpbjUP
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全台灣陰廟地橫行指數多如小強般生生不息地增值,被鬼幹掉地人馬也節節攀升,話雖如此,我就是有跟陰廟異業結盟,賺點零用錢,舅舅知道的話一定把她用三昧真火掛樹倒掉,還是要小心別啪空才行。172Please respect copyright.PENANAbAZFqU08MM
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看了好幾行沒一條像樣地公告,不過,最後一條好像不錯,易葉紓叫出乾坤套把手往那條指令地文字一抓收入乾坤套,就代表接下了任務。172Please respect copyright.PENANAiUXHDueDBJ
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易葉紓所接下任務如下:172Please respect copyright.PENANAuBwvb0GGKn
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”陽X山有一條駐足已久地兇龍,在XX大道上血祭人使不少路過地車主慘死於此以致難以投胎地成了怨靈地持續抓交替,因此,能力未逮者,請勿接此任務。”172Please respect copyright.PENANAn5AY5xPr0M
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凌不亂與凌恆亂去行O宮那天,遇到了見暴力女,還叫我家裡蹲,跟他講了好幾次我叫凌不亂沒聽到地把家裡蹲當本名地繼續喊,看在好男不跟連出廟門外還可以修理扮鬼怪地人到逃之夭夭讓老弟感動到想拜師地暴力女下,決定不要跟他計較他喊我什麼了。172Please respect copyright.PENANAnSqZI4LCQD
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易葉紓還好心邀我們三人去陽X山玩,總覺得其中必有詐地陰謀感尤然而升,可惜老弟在我還未開口阻止時跟藍皓賢答應下,真是一個見色忘兄和一個見色忘友的傢伙,易葉紓那個暴力女,跟我是同種人,扮豬吃老虎,裝傻還不吐骨頭地陰謀家。172Please respect copyright.PENANAYOeJYJKKnj
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3人相約好一早搭了早班公車開往易葉紓所約地陽X山指定地點XX大道A段,一下車,就看到易葉紓帶著他那條烏溜溜對我們招手來。172Please respect copyright.PENANAifjxJvf4a2
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「哈~好想睡...」該死地被老弟強挖起床,我還想多睡一會。172Please respect copyright.PENANAKKhCcycrco
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「山裡空氣就是好。」藍皓賢伸了伸腰172Please respect copyright.PENANAbdXWaJSbPy
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「我們應該是要爬山吧!等下要爬陽X山的哪裡?」凌恆亂問道172Please respect copyright.PENANAlVYQbFtIgg
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「跟我走就知道。」易葉紓很陰謀地微笑,讓我有總不好地預感172Please respect copyright.PENANAeFCsh3RmKm
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易葉紓帶著我們從XX大道地馬路上從A段漸漸要往B段時,斷手斷腳死狀悽慘地鬼兄鬼姊不停的在周遭飛來飛去,已經無法再催眠自己說它們是扮鬼地人真是令人不知道要怎麼在開玩笑地安慰全身發抖地嚇到我手臂快被他抓拉到斷掉地疼痛來告訴我他地恐懼,還好手機還有訊號,撥電話叫冥清來,冥清很隨傳隨到地邊接電話便從旁邊地樹叢跳了出來,看來,他八成在我們出門時就跟蹤出來了,難怪公車在開時好像有黑豹地影子在閃過。172Please respect copyright.PENANAE3A5wEoxLF
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果然,老弟地無能膽小從看到一堆好兄的就天天死抱著黑豹睡覺就知道,冥清還好幾次在半夜起來跟我借面速力達姆擦他地脖子地勒傷,這次他是放心不下跟出來的吧!172Please respect copyright.PENANAP8ZMbReBE7
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藍皓賢不虧是波麗士大人地後代,非常處變不驚地漠是他們繼續往前走,只是,腿不要邊抖邊走就更好。172Please respect copyright.PENANAy6g4Ei7J3I
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易葉紓輕快地跟什麼一樣,還邊走邊聽MP4邊哼著鬼來電地主題曲,而且,前面地好兄弟好像認識他有往邊飄逃地趨勢。172Please respect copyright.PENANAKXkBBrmvFI
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走了好一陣子,老弟幾乎是雙腿發軟地被冥清扶著走,藍皓賢終於勇氣花光的要我走在前面,看在藍皓賢快把他手中的水煮蛋捏爆到イタイ(痛)說他快聽不下那顆蛋地哀嚎要我幫個忙順著藍皓賢的要求。172Please respect copyright.PENANALm8XjMQeME
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經過一座陰森森到好兄弟眾多幾乎死狀都有礙觀瞻,還是陽明山祭拜地人寥寥可數地陰廟前,內部散發著幽怨地陰氣因風掃面而來,可那個易葉紓走了進去,而老弟看到陰廟陰森鬼象時,驚嚇過度地昏了過去,反正,冥清很萬能,抱起昏倒地主人先回家,藍皓賢忍不住拔腿以百米時速跑下山,還帶著驚聲尖叫。172Please respect copyright.PENANAJZs7F5Kk3R
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「保護費。」易葉紓伸手跟陰廟地廟鬼們伸手要錢,好像要的很家常便飯172Please respect copyright.PENANAXtbl1VTa0n
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「抱....抱歉....最近業績不加.....」其一的陰廟鬼惶恐可怖地唯唯諾諾道172Please respect copyright.PENANApjQ7sOCm9Q
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「業績不佳?」易葉紓音調上揚地疑「業績不佳不會出去飄業務嗎!鬼打牆不會用啊!」易葉紓還很流氓地業務指導172Please respect copyright.PENANADbppGvPl6A
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「可是陽X山地地頭惡龍不停地搶人血祭,前方路段地抓加替業務比我們做的還大,廟裡只有増鬼入住沒有業績可言....」172Please respect copyright.PENANAnCO76iyUm1
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「不過是條飛不上去而黏在地上地惡龍,我今天就帶了滅龍魔導士來.....」172Please respect copyright.PENANAHtaHF7G8Sx
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易葉紓只見凌不亂一人拿著手機正拍著易葉紓,上傳到facebook,標題取叫:在陰廟勒索的女流氓!172Please respect copyright.PENANAmVn00m0mAR
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女流氓對他回眸一笑,對鬼怪們一聲令下架住了凌不亂,捏碎了他的手機還奉送他一拳地威脅道:敢說出去你給我試試看!172Please respect copyright.PENANA8HOFSkCbBO
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不好意思,我剛剛已經上傳出去來不及了....172Please respect copyright.PENANA70uPVZ47aZ
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回顧那時在放虎歸山地影片,就知道這女孩很危險了,人前裝地很無害人後真是害害害(台語)....172Please respect copyright.PENANArsHJTVoctW
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