這段日子使我回想起中學生時代，暑假到了尾聲才發現暑期功課連碰也沒有碰過後的狼狽，主要原因都是因為天天和童桐在一起耍廢，去公園去沙灘去離島，就是不坐到書桌前乖乖做功課。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcnAVTkELg
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那時我和童桐意識到自己在開學便會完蛋後，主要應付方法是各自寫我們比較擅長的科目，節省思考時間之，這是童桐的建議。結果是我大部分科目都比童桐擅長，最後全是我寫，她抄，而她多數負責視藝，音樂之類。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRynC8sB9LK
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「好，唔該，唔該晒，拜拜！」情聖掛線。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZFf6WZ1kP
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUsqrP0Hzt
網吧之中我們已經佔了外頭的桌子兩天兩夜，我想起那些遊戲中打劫銀行的計劃板，總之…992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IL6U2VP1g
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「嗖」一聲，情聖把確認列表最後一項刪去。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzIZWDbBDG
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第N次的婚禮籌備會議，結束。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVe6JnU2Lr
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「全部…搞掂喇！！！」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSnenp2gAu
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開學囉！！抱歉，不對。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchvXlNvw72
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeT3vvDKI8N
「呼…」我和Beta喘一口氣，然後把手上的手工啤拿起，我們三人把酒瓶互叩，發出清脆的叩一聲。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRkQ90UIpk
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhsDS1jnN9
「咁樣，你就可以對童桐使出伴娘效應黎追佢喇。」情聖說。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUN31oTbnya
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTgjPDACq0
「明明呢個咩伴娘效應係你作出黎，然後我就同你捱到依加，點解有種俾你只氹左上賊船既感覺？」我問。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLxPuVichf
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KaA4cSSC9
「有d咁既事？雪…」他一邊喝下啤酒一邊移開了眼。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesIDeUAjx4
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2G2qPK7r4
「依加你對呢場婚禮掌握係百分之一百，呀遊。」Beta說，「相反，童桐只知道皮毛，你已經將戰場設定係自己擅長既地方。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxK0c8DNOe
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「請唔好講到情聖結婚搞到好似上戰場咁。」我說。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlydchuvlg
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmFcOw9Yi0
「你之後仲會過黎呢邊架嘛？」Beta問，「定專心做人夫？」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p8HCqHg0M
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nzWEENlSi
「盡量黎啦。」情聖說。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxivDxzqJ9Q
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo8lix2zhv
「其實我有個問題想問好耐。」我說，「點解你會咁突然話結婚就結婚？」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOKB3CncFv
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYNR3mh13A
「…嗯，點講好呢。」情聖說，「其實唔太重要，我地互相鐘意對方，呢層就梗…而且最重要係，我地發現自己已經唔可能無左對方？不過講到尾，應該係因為你。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUVQ6OtsUm
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHEBYvUouw
「下？」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNvmwXL4aE
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情聖和她的老婆，大家都是在夜場中結識。雖說情聖的風流史足夠在網上講故台寫個三部曲還要全故重甜，但是同樣地也有壞處。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ041v0up0Vz
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADHwjQlQDM
第一是他在女生眼中同樣是夜場USB，萬能插之類，尋歡的那種關係倒還好，但是情聖有時也想有肉體以外的慰藉，有人聽聽他的心情之類，但因為那些稱號，他其實很難發展認真的關係。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKTLLL6TaB
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5ltIGagBw
第二就是因為女生在型英帥靚正的他面前變得易得到手，他發現自己再沒法珍惜一段關係，正因為易得到，所有關係在他眼中也變得廉價，他漸漸變得自我厭惡起來。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6FYrQMA9r
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02vGdWHxYH
「講真，其實係因為你。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMXwnsXgOS
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP85UWBbFBk
直到看到我追求童桐，這是他的說法。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRGz8ZO3O4
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvxly0oB3Z
「屌，你做老襯又關我事？」我說。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr70KAnAxvb
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WxIYQnJ3x
他淺笑：「你咁樣全心全意咁樣追童桐，對我黎講其實相當耀眼。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLrkn5KJBC
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnvjfvsuOj
「我…邊有咁。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrtp0AjdOf
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3BuRwtNHI
「梗係有，我甚至以為你會對妍妍沉船，點知無。」情聖說，「愈見你對童桐全情投入，雖然有時會覺得好on9，又愈有種…懷念既感覺，我中學後已經無試過咁樣真係只鐘意一個人，一個女仔就係我既全世界咁樣，我漸漸發現自己竟然有D羨慕你。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQSBL1IDdp
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNOHfUswkl
「喂起晒雞皮…你睇Beta個樣。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEmVhWtG3W
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfPux9Ji5I
Beta的樣子相當微妙，似笑非笑，又不是生氣，是那種在看著別人即將中伏準備看戲的樣子。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp3nC0rOKz
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKsnRftRaP
「講埋呢句，我係俾你追童桐個樣改變左，先決定同佢拉埋天窗，對唔住啦咁多位靚女，從此之後再無情聖。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvAEmmd1Tk
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitVb0XBLJj
情聖作模作樣地說，不過我還是會叫他情聖的。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovWds87mwL
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7GnEFCUaZ
但是萬事俱全了，借情聖的婚禮，把追求童桐的計劃推向終盤！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nO2C8Hlv2
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「呀遊…」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9yjc2vBH9
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGbvJxMw1c
好美。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKOPjgjtMn
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwB52cJOiq
太美了，我的心臟好像停了吧。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPf29omWdYy
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1Q8sWRX1H
「呀遊…呀！！遊！！妖！」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAtjpJrfn3
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzAQfqh65m
穿上伴娘裙的童桐對我來說殺傷力太過高，我整個人在接新娘時傻掉了眼看著她，就差點直接流口水，這就是伴娘效應嗎？！童桐今天比起平日可愛大概二十億零六百七十七倍！！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6abbn0JGmH
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpHRqgKp9R
「係，你好，我係呀遊。」我拉回精神。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM9Rkd7Hr1
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDutIBA5ecE
「我知！搞咩呀…如果你射唔中個氣球開門利是成九萬九千九百九十九，幫幫手ok？」情聖說。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGgfgB9yyu
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JF71AuNXo
「啪！」玩具箭擊穿氣球，彩紙掉了個滿地，眾人歡呼…無聊，這距離我合著眼都能射中，但現在可能是我畢生最不能合上眼的時候。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXH2ByepdA
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgfoGqwTby
童桐…太美了！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXoEvVNRUR
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGO5uH1FOe
我扔開玩具弓，走到一邊拿罐汽水冷靜一下。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOivs9GuM2
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRgqYPTrYA
那吹可彈破的雪白肌膚！那在陽光下閃閃發光的深啡長髮！還有一小縷挑染成暗紫色！那身材！那長腿！那蠻腰！那眼睫毛！那嘴唇！那耳朵！那鼻子！…加上那貼身的伴娘裙，我明白了，伴娘效應原來針對的是我…992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1AmSmC3Hn
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrMCZuEPL1
「呀遊，你見點呀？仲緊張過結婚個個既？」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRrZwnhiYQ
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG2DB6YCKi
童桐冷不勝防出現在我身後，嚇得我一手把鋁罐捏扁掉。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBkSO4f7Qj
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Crz577RYw
「我，我無緊張啊？你唔見我頭先一箭射穿？」我笑著說。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLRScDFsGH
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HDVDmj0xg
然後我不小心又把童桐從頭到腳看了一遍。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3VyMzH6US
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwuT7n7GnS
嗚…何等動人…992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q4y4ADKiH
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL90Km6sNDo
「…嗯？」卻被童桐發現了。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHTDDhTFk5
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz8kTY87JI
「無，就…童桐，你今日好靚。」我毫不吝嗇對她的讚美，而且如果她特地打扮過的話，而我不多讚美她的話，她有時還會生我氣。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeklTrDolT
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAAjasapxn
但她生氣的樣子也很可愛。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGg7HySA9U
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1raua8nVb
「嘻，多謝。」童桐嫣然一笑。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7Djg2jggm
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nLBwgCre8
「佢地D妝都好好睇，你真係可以做職業既化妝師喇，童桐。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTWceNHB1Q
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlENFrBAOW
「真，真係既？」她有點喜出望外。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfcxsjCF9u
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「梗係。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2dTwbgwGU
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聽說電視台，或是晚宴為名媛化一個專業的妝容收費也很貴，童桐做這一行的話前景應該不錯，畢竟她家境…992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCxFIIbuDX
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VMUuOxbpN
…不過我都搞不清她家境怎樣了，當日幫植嵐晨保釋時連律師費也二話不說全部攬上身，還要之前的Uber, 水上樂園她請客我們全部人。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwcNa70JCV
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXi6Nt3gNS
可能我才是窮光蛋那邊吧，希望她不是在勉強自己。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzJzRKIZ0T
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQzkGrdGa8
「你今日都幾型仔呀。」童桐說，「好似Grad Din之後無見過你著西裝？」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTv6fr8J04
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRHfBqbtqq
「呢件唔算西裝啦…」突然被童桐讚回來，我也有點不好意思了。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGeYOKvIGH
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6NDLnc6uH
因為現在是夏天，如果是岑大師那種保險佬還算，但我們穿著三件套西裝滿大街跑的話今天我怕紅事變白事，畢竟中暑之會危及生命的。所以現在除了新郎哥情聖，我們兄弟班全員都只穿著西裝背心和短恤衫煲呔，有點玩味又不至於太熱。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xeEmAqxwL
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI8fZYTiie
「但都好睇呀。」童桐說，「我就覺得好好睇！嗯！話說班姊妹…有無邊個睇得上眼？我同佢地相處過幾日，都可以幫你介紹下。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChum6pG0VY
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「有啊。」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTi5djcB1VA
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs53Gbk0w3L
「下？真係架…」童桐一臉失望。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Z978umSK2
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtXXJdBrzc
「你囉。」說罷，紅著臉的我便扔下紅著臉的童桐回去在玩著的那邊。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8PPKchjue
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Q9DEoF8hh
因為現在剛好輪到姊妹團挑戰蒙眼射箭，擊中的話就能帶走新娘的環節，時機當然是我計算好的，就說了：我們三人對這場婚禮一切都暸如指掌。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLx0ucsuwj
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OWrtWVZG7
「咁遠得唔得架…嘩！！」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnxNalR6nL
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0HoybSzjW
例如說這也不是玩具弓，而是我從箭會借來的兒童用練習弓，有一定準繩度，我也有偷偷去箭會練習這種玩具箭和這距離，就這樣百步穿楊的情況下我們成功接走新娘。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE4w3AfAUN
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwm8izpmp4i
接下來是行禮，身為公會參謀的Beta負責出計，是會讓童桐百分之一百接到花球的方法。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYx1JW2G4m
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