這段日子使我回想起中學生時代，暑假到了尾聲才發現暑期功課連碰也沒有碰過後的狼狽，主要原因都是因為天天和童桐在一起耍廢，去公園去沙灘去離島，就是不坐到書桌前乖乖做功課。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn77l974yBM
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnqMgw9tuJ
那時我和童桐意識到自己在開學便會完蛋後，主要應付方法是各自寫我們比較擅長的科目，節省思考時間之，這是童桐的建議。結果是我大部分科目都比童桐擅長，最後全是我寫，她抄，而她多數負責視藝，音樂之類。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pa0qzx4a1
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtNbNBhAeN
「好，唔該，唔該晒，拜拜！」情聖掛線。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGzWL0bV9t
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wW1jwe9TC
網吧之中我們已經佔了外頭的桌子兩天兩夜，我想起那些遊戲中打劫銀行的計劃板，總之…1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9lLjuGsFZ
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JDwXv8eSL
「嗖」一聲，情聖把確認列表最後一項刪去。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZl8IhBUUV
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJnRcGr0Yh
第N次的婚禮籌備會議，結束。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZYlzxeSPV
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdbI92JYb2
「全部…搞掂喇！！！」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTEfNyW7VC
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPyTOQcTRG
開學囉！！抱歉，不對。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTVfR3wTjH
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGlySnP7bF
「呼…」我和Beta喘一口氣，然後把手上的手工啤拿起，我們三人把酒瓶互叩，發出清脆的叩一聲。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60K1xZmKsv
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCA5w1FmenC
「咁樣，你就可以對童桐使出伴娘效應黎追佢喇。」情聖說。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiveSHkQDm
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcCMvu825k
「明明呢個咩伴娘效應係你作出黎，然後我就同你捱到依加，點解有種俾你只氹左上賊船既感覺？」我問。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9a8Xj0reG
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uG0XBC9Lh
「有d咁既事？雪…」他一邊喝下啤酒一邊移開了眼。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzlleQVhwA
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2915y6lO3q
「依加你對呢場婚禮掌握係百分之一百，呀遊。」Beta說，「相反，童桐只知道皮毛，你已經將戰場設定係自己擅長既地方。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49BAboJJwC
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0j66naTcK
「請唔好講到情聖結婚搞到好似上戰場咁。」我說。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdDyz9gZRR
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S7zY3g1d5
「你之後仲會過黎呢邊架嘛？」Beta問，「定專心做人夫？」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQgmGKVPCb
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsylJaayrBm
「盡量黎啦。」情聖說。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr4aYcFXdY
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirWJqRHTyV
「其實我有個問題想問好耐。」我說，「點解你會咁突然話結婚就結婚？」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqm5CimX1Z
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u34RaUeAh
「…嗯，點講好呢。」情聖說，「其實唔太重要，我地互相鐘意對方，呢層就梗…而且最重要係，我地發現自己已經唔可能無左對方？不過講到尾，應該係因為你。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TRjv5pLZX
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHqNcNAI7w
「下？」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O4ueKoDmq
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZzcFlvDQD
情聖和她的老婆，大家都是在夜場中結識。雖說情聖的風流史足夠在網上講故台寫個三部曲還要全故重甜，但是同樣地也有壞處。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1X5CVO18sY
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN5KpKDo21
第一是他在女生眼中同樣是夜場USB，萬能插之類，尋歡的那種關係倒還好，但是情聖有時也想有肉體以外的慰藉，有人聽聽他的心情之類，但因為那些稱號，他其實很難發展認真的關係。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTkF3rEYrh
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ClbxfvwoU
第二就是因為女生在型英帥靚正的他面前變得易得到手，他發現自己再沒法珍惜一段關係，正因為易得到，所有關係在他眼中也變得廉價，他漸漸變得自我厭惡起來。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSTmmnQqIV
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUZoqs98gI
「講真，其實係因為你。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgrs3lqh6b
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE37E9XyWzv
直到看到我追求童桐，這是他的說法。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoc2Bv2jZ0u
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjx2GUd2YY
「屌，你做老襯又關我事？」我說。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMWpFXoa6B
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxwBeEWYla
他淺笑：「你咁樣全心全意咁樣追童桐，對我黎講其實相當耀眼。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iPRTrmXKZ
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1UeBKK38p
「我…邊有咁。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXkJY3BI89
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRr7LCEyzM
「梗係有，我甚至以為你會對妍妍沉船，點知無。」情聖說，「愈見你對童桐全情投入，雖然有時會覺得好on9，又愈有種…懷念既感覺，我中學後已經無試過咁樣真係只鐘意一個人，一個女仔就係我既全世界咁樣，我漸漸發現自己竟然有D羨慕你。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQiYFZ4NXv
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREKOESuHua
「喂起晒雞皮…你睇Beta個樣。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePRJhkuJyj
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJKNxYQ89E
Beta的樣子相當微妙，似笑非笑，又不是生氣，是那種在看著別人即將中伏準備看戲的樣子。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57gJcpv5vx
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXfKb6xl7S
「講埋呢句，我係俾你追童桐個樣改變左，先決定同佢拉埋天窗，對唔住啦咁多位靚女，從此之後再無情聖。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7C009ZugJQ
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDnaJDmmMP
情聖作模作樣地說，不過我還是會叫他情聖的。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zO53bCTqg
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2TmJlO91U
但是萬事俱全了，借情聖的婚禮，把追求童桐的計劃推向終盤！1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl3aolhR95
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgKlOZ9u5X
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1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVE7UHtjpui
「呀遊…」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU0jxJ2WIj
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDMHCUwFol
好美。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo06AcTi9Ln
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDkbGljCEj
太美了，我的心臟好像停了吧。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0AhTdhw4E
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCO236vkVS
「呀遊…呀！！遊！！妖！」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanG4ehf80t
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4P40nPG14Z
穿上伴娘裙的童桐對我來說殺傷力太過高，我整個人在接新娘時傻掉了眼看著她，就差點直接流口水，這就是伴娘效應嗎？！童桐今天比起平日可愛大概二十億零六百七十七倍！！1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0hT7EbqDW
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94E4jrf54V
「係，你好，我係呀遊。」我拉回精神。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwwn3iWq5P
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L5b1uhPEf
「我知！搞咩呀…如果你射唔中個氣球開門利是成九萬九千九百九十九，幫幫手ok？」情聖說。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrn5baDIp7
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCkjJZnXQm
「啪！」玩具箭擊穿氣球，彩紙掉了個滿地，眾人歡呼…無聊，這距離我合著眼都能射中，但現在可能是我畢生最不能合上眼的時候。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sdI2PASBo
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebbBb0B2pw
童桐…太美了！1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF9F6hw0aZ
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKaBFVgNi8
我扔開玩具弓，走到一邊拿罐汽水冷靜一下。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCNAcDPISc
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn9NVUCRVz
那吹可彈破的雪白肌膚！那在陽光下閃閃發光的深啡長髮！還有一小縷挑染成暗紫色！那身材！那長腿！那蠻腰！那眼睫毛！那嘴唇！那耳朵！那鼻子！…加上那貼身的伴娘裙，我明白了，伴娘效應原來針對的是我…1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHW7fPVBID
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQ1WrtFKD1
「呀遊，你見點呀？仲緊張過結婚個個既？」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMGU7GEwTL
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnDuwrU4rW
童桐冷不勝防出現在我身後，嚇得我一手把鋁罐捏扁掉。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREW93FHNNx
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0XAGVqQFm
「我，我無緊張啊？你唔見我頭先一箭射穿？」我笑著說。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OxiF51phE
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6AGyIlc5Y
然後我不小心又把童桐從頭到腳看了一遍。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWgKhGUpa5
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRDkuFlteO
嗚…何等動人…1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0BbX8tJWx
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5vuEF8kzO
「…嗯？」卻被童桐發現了。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjeDS8yGIq
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZLU0JUk39
「無，就…童桐，你今日好靚。」我毫不吝嗇對她的讚美，而且如果她特地打扮過的話，而我不多讚美她的話，她有時還會生我氣。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvN5sB7nsi
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhRUNV7F66
但她生氣的樣子也很可愛。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaTutHGs58
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrILjIulkcG
「嘻，多謝。」童桐嫣然一笑。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJv1Fuvbkt
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mAXvsZtu2
「佢地D妝都好好睇，你真係可以做職業既化妝師喇，童桐。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO3wMslUja
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjSlOaWVZL
「真，真係既？」她有點喜出望外。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE3154KYb1
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiTglsTrEs
「梗係。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooLFXphpt8
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA4HzwVvQH
聽說電視台，或是晚宴為名媛化一個專業的妝容收費也很貴，童桐做這一行的話前景應該不錯，畢竟她家境…1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcRUI3j6LK
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqGJ426oq4
…不過我都搞不清她家境怎樣了，當日幫植嵐晨保釋時連律師費也二話不說全部攬上身，還要之前的Uber, 水上樂園她請客我們全部人。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAKhAEn2hD
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluqBYkQkuT
可能我才是窮光蛋那邊吧，希望她不是在勉強自己。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfnchqz1Mm
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhg94BDTG7
「你今日都幾型仔呀。」童桐說，「好似Grad Din之後無見過你著西裝？」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOtxZHVkcI
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FTgz40cju
「呢件唔算西裝啦…」突然被童桐讚回來，我也有點不好意思了。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ013OKfREUX
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4Q8s0OQm3
因為現在是夏天，如果是岑大師那種保險佬還算，但我們穿著三件套西裝滿大街跑的話今天我怕紅事變白事，畢竟中暑之會危及生命的。所以現在除了新郎哥情聖，我們兄弟班全員都只穿著西裝背心和短恤衫煲呔，有點玩味又不至於太熱。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndllPGOcFc
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTRb0t5TIL
「但都好睇呀。」童桐說，「我就覺得好好睇！嗯！話說班姊妹…有無邊個睇得上眼？我同佢地相處過幾日，都可以幫你介紹下。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYH6w0Me7w
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGyP2Cwo19
「有啊。」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWZyN9Dpdv
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ3KjAHI4Q
「下？真係架…」童桐一臉失望。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0APJOq4QPC
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRkX7Hl6fa
「你囉。」說罷，紅著臉的我便扔下紅著臉的童桐回去在玩著的那邊。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjI4qaSNkwf
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXRFy953eF
因為現在剛好輪到姊妹團挑戰蒙眼射箭，擊中的話就能帶走新娘的環節，時機當然是我計算好的，就說了：我們三人對這場婚禮一切都暸如指掌。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmdHMB7xE4
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDJDWZI4Ga
「咁遠得唔得架…嘩！！」1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nnRWkGaER
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVCBV49Lm9
例如說這也不是玩具弓，而是我從箭會借來的兒童用練習弓，有一定準繩度，我也有偷偷去箭會練習這種玩具箭和這距離，就這樣百步穿楊的情況下我們成功接走新娘。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhknuyhY0Or
1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsCXrRMC0A
接下來是行禮，身為公會參謀的Beta負責出計，是會讓童桐百分之一百接到花球的方法。1037Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktiXuJGpWL
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