【實體書有售】《青梅竹馬真係最難追》 - 序章22052022B

外頭陽光耀眼，以至過度耀眼。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fGQRPFbbL
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才一下樓，我們要乘的小巴便在眼前絕塵而去，家常便飯。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvfWswksvY
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除了坐小巴，我有時也會行下山，反正也是十五分鐘左右路程。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDq0WtQEP9R
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「唔濟，咁熱。」童桐在小巴站旁邊不知誰放下的椅子坐下。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOACPpY70PV
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五月已經算是初夏，即使一早一晚還略帶寒意，但現在走下去免不了汗流浹背。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AoH85Y5Ay
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而且童桐穿得相當漂亮，的確也不適合行下去。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtvysRHIXn
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白髮帶，麻花辮，color con，露肩衫，格仔短裙，過膝襪…她一如以往也穿得相當日系，相當動人。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzmzc9JTa6
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喜歡這樣的她，需要理由嗎？1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeiPAiHrIL
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昨晚的回憶再度溢出，斷片後的記憶正在回復。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtQs1YbhDy
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地點是在那間網吧。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcwLVOls5f
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「都唔係既。」我說，「佢識打扮應該係中二，定…中三？」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC6F52vHfg
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這是一間日式網吧，有包廂的那種，而這兒是外頭的公共區域，有雪櫃放飲品，也有一排排書架放著漫畫書。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FnnqD9D2U
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「唔重要。」眼前的毒男說，「我係話點解你鐘意佢。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA5tK6iAW2
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他的名字是Beta，真名不重要。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIp8PP7UmC
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「…日久生情？」我無信心地回答。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjqhuS8I7b
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至於旁邊的人是情聖，真名是程永勝，人如其名，自稱Ａ３８０，酒後自稱諾士佛台守夜師，因為要企足一晚（one night stand）1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaCNgqRW3P
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「日久生情係解釋唔到你突然決定要追童桐。」情聖說，「你地幼稚園識到依加。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2dunjE4jn
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「喂，我係黎問你地點先追到佢。」我迴避自己沒法回答的問題。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtdCfsuvOi
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「如果你答唔到自己點解鐘意佢，想追佢，你係溝唔到佢。」Beta嚴肅地說。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zaCWHRP29
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「住網吧，成枱飛機杯既Ａ０好意思話我？」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP6A6842fl
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「首先，網吧不知幾好住。」Beta說，「再者你咪又係Ａ０。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOR9w606O1
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Ａ０指的是從未談戀愛的人。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq5aliNFZM
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「我希望呢個唔係原因。」情聖說。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dFV29nyik
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「咩…咩原因。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM8b28VX1G
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「你想追童桐既原因。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LD8dN2G1j
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「點…點解Ａ０係原因…」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQScv1mEtQU
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「你溝唔到任何女，於是…將你既魔爪伸向身邊既青梅竹馬…」情聖好像看到了甚麼噁心的東西。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfVbwBHt50
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剎那間，正在擦雪櫃玻璃的店員停下了手，拿出八達通準備拍卡的顧客其手凝在空中，連清潔著的姐姐也停下手中的地拖。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG3a2WTHax
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「絕！對！唔！係！！」我嚴正否認。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY16MxkaYc
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「唯一解釋！呢個局你佈左２２年係咪！」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXZMihwEsC
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「我最好係一出世就佈緊局啦！！」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiWszAzkbM
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「拿拿拿，佢認左啦！佢認左啦！！」情聖的話術真的防不勝防！1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFtniIn1X7
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「我，我真係唔係！我之前咁樣，點可能溝到佢啫！」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8WyhrfxPr
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我說出了自己不打算說起的事。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtfMP8j1C9
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「倒係。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSkxxjOhxy
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「嗯，合理。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFtAHppI5I
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有一段日子我可是體重超過二百磅的胖子，而且挺不修邊幅，即使童桐沒有疏遠我，我也知道那是不可能的事。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiHgUTF2Ml
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畢竟，那時我眼中世界上一切都沒有意義。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtBWRkdC2s
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現在，有了嗎？我希望有。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cmysIUDXz
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「所以你係一直都鐘意童桐，但係覺得自己無可能先至做住青梅竹馬先。」情聖說。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8dMaMvLuh
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「哼，人地一直都有拍拖，依加分左手咪有人覺得自己機會乘虛而入，係咪呀，馬川遊。」Beta冷冷地說。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7T0y62DAb
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「……」我沒有承認。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVbIhFU5zY
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也沒法否認。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocN4Gb8xgE
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「但係佢之前都試過分左手架。」情聖說。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9WR46oOVU
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「個時佢係一條２００磅既肥撚，分唔分手又關佢咩事？」Beta因為長期上網，語氣變得相當難聽，我們習慣了。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX8j1zUOKU
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「…咁，咁都係。」要命的是Beta很多時候是對的。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEgy9O6HEw
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「所以佢依加分左手啦，你依加又減左肥啦，所以就覺得自己機會黎啦？」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Dicgn74Vo
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我點點頭。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZmglA66Gn
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「天真。」Beta一句否定。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmZZpNbhLf
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我真的不明白這傢伙連女人手也沒有碰過可以這樣否定，雖說我唯一碰過女性的手也只有童桐，我媽和亞基。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDL0HmqBAL
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「點解呢？」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAILvWOU0uv
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「如果係其他女，你提升左條件，佢分左手，或者你係有機會。」Beta說，「但童桐同你由細玩到大，唔係咁易。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYiGgcp5wQ
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我自豪地說：「我連佢沖涼都見過喔？」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixK6O4ADD6
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是小學二年班我媽帶我們去海灘時的事。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3z7QiySQx
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「噗！」情聖忍不住笑了出聲。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdTAFAggc9
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「喂？！」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnJ6Z7lWGS
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「呀遊你真係正式毒撚思維。」情聖說，「你睇過佢沖涼你都可以咁自豪？你以為你地咁親密咁曖昧係好事？」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSvqvGPXdE
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「唔…係咩？近水樓台先得月…」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAuC9X3mqp
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「人地溝女入左 Friend Zoon 已經可以宣佈失敗，呀遊，你係童桐心入面係Friend Zoon既盡頭啊大佬。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaFvmubgrb
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「Friend Zoon既盡頭…」我似乎低估了難度？1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8bUopKO45
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「你以為溝個最熟既，由細玩到大既就係最易？」情聖說，「青梅竹馬先係最難溝！」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBmeV8iLLq
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青梅竹馬才是最高難度，這話由閱女無數的情聖口中說出來別具說服力。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wpWYgoKak
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「唔撚係掛…」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaGay84uCV
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「你依加瘦左，識少少打扮，講真我覺得你溝其他女會易Ｄ，你箭So個個師妹唔好咩？」情聖反建議。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsAO5ty1UF
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「但青梅竹馬真係咁難？」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzroWcAIWRS
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「係！！」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kzsvMuzw9
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竟然還異口同聲。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmAqtqxdie
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「呀遊，上車啦？喂！」童桐躍上小巴，發現我還呆若木雞才回頭叫我。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiLAgntqWE
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「啊，Sorry！」我連忙登車。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6pPeWEVrH
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「嘟」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuxx8mtS9Q
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坐下，扣上安全帶。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfgf8wzL5b
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…童桐的大腿正貼著我的褲管，明明又不是第一次我在緊張個甚麼？1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjfK5s6VwZ
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大概是心態變了吧。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVo6qzJCAt
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「我地Book左…１１點？」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAsOJT4ohs
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預約入場是我辦的，找路，帶路也是我負責。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe6EzcZkIS
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我點頭說：「嗯，雖然走左班小巴，但應該黎得切。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3gIkAEfdZ
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「附近有市集，我地可以行個邊Tea完再行下。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbntUgxv2L
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我確定是心態變了。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnzIjN4dbs
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這種行程對我來說已經發生過無數次，即使是她拍拖時我們也會間中單獨出去，但現在我心中竟然緊張起來，甚至在想—這不就是約會嗎？！1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh0cl4PvvK
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真是糟糕，搞得我好像別有用心似的。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fr54DNuhs
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「呀遊？」看我不回答童桐問。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQJvyM5czU
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「哦，市集，好…好呀！」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JU2jb0272
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「仲頭痛緊？」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRw010pf1U
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「無啦。」我媽說得對，一曬太陽走動一下便精神了。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7eYAas1Wr
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「咁咪好，見你今日成個人呆晒咁。」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jV9jdUchP
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「夜訓啫哈哈…」1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCVwQb1V61
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「我大概３～４點左右到，組爸今日會唔會黎？」童桐完全無視我，直接發送錄音訊息。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaADXPUkvSB
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甚麼組爸。1704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡComom1jkmO
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