【實體書有售】《青梅竹馬真係最難追》 - 序章22052022B

外頭陽光耀眼，以至過度耀眼。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfSAxu4s7k
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「呀！又送車尾…」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFnoiVAdUe
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才一下樓，我們要乘的小巴便在眼前絕塵而去，家常便飯。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHJgHtBk46
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「行落去？」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoacR8jBUV
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除了坐小巴，我有時也會行下山，反正也是十五分鐘左右路程。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHeqA3dVuu
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「唔濟，咁熱。」童桐在小巴站旁邊不知誰放下的椅子坐下。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwcqoaRgv6
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五月已經算是初夏，即使一早一晚還略帶寒意，但現在走下去免不了汗流浹背。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbV6BAtrPQ
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而且童桐穿得相當漂亮，的確也不適合行下去。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVWGDGtp9P
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白髮帶，麻花辮，color con，露肩衫，格仔短裙，過膝襪…她一如以往也穿得相當日系，相當動人。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJ9JcdBAtn
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喜歡這樣的她，需要理由嗎？1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT3OaE2Gce
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「所以你就鐘意佢？」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN4p9oKP2D
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昨晚的回憶再度溢出，斷片後的記憶正在回復。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoZxDTk9fz
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地點是在那間網吧。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B3eogKUek
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「都唔係既。」我說，「佢識打扮應該係中二，定…中三？」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFiLUwTdh8
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這是一間日式網吧，有包廂的那種，而這兒是外頭的公共區域，有雪櫃放飲品，也有一排排書架放著漫畫書。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIEIoTiN9y
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「唔重要。」眼前的毒男說，「我係話點解你鐘意佢。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvGai43MF3
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他的名字是Beta，真名不重要。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2bf17sItK
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「…日久生情？」我無信心地回答。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJAFpffYLl
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至於旁邊的人是情聖，真名是程永勝，人如其名，自稱Ａ３８０，酒後自稱諾士佛台守夜師，因為要企足一晚（one night stand）1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hFiQXqW9u
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「日久生情係解釋唔到你突然決定要追童桐。」情聖說，「你地幼稚園識到依加。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxD9TFUBFOc
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「喂，我係黎問你地點先追到佢。」我迴避自己沒法回答的問題。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JZLx7BR1m
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「如果你答唔到自己點解鐘意佢，想追佢，你係溝唔到佢。」Beta嚴肅地說。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsViQb3U68
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「住網吧，成枱飛機杯既Ａ０好意思話我？」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIz5RdxWCS
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「首先，網吧不知幾好住。」Beta說，「再者你咪又係Ａ０。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoUMBU6nFj
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Ａ０指的是從未談戀愛的人。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe711uPCeAp
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「我希望呢個唔係原因。」情聖說。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHtsqvmxEt
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「咩…咩原因。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnmFpfB8Ri
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「你想追童桐既原因。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUXLr31qb5
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「點…點解Ａ０係原因…」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8HZT83nHJ
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「你溝唔到任何女，於是…將你既魔爪伸向身邊既青梅竹馬…」情聖好像看到了甚麼噁心的東西。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTQtaAa4n1
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剎那間，正在擦雪櫃玻璃的店員停下了手，拿出八達通準備拍卡的顧客其手凝在空中，連清潔著的姐姐也停下手中的地拖。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyuyDI9jSf
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「絕！對！唔！係！！」我嚴正否認。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYEQzcAIoW
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「唯一解釋！呢個局你佈左２２年係咪！」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwmdrngUeU
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「我最好係一出世就佈緊局啦！！」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQb4IIcPomj
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「拿拿拿，佢認左啦！佢認左啦！！」情聖的話術真的防不勝防！1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcqB175Si9
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「我，我真係唔係！我之前咁樣，點可能溝到佢啫！」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTVtmGqRHJ
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我說出了自己不打算說起的事。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOioGonOGjq
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「倒係。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw5lQMB8C4
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「嗯，合理。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwDTkFp3Wz
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有一段日子我可是體重超過二百磅的胖子，而且挺不修邊幅，即使童桐沒有疏遠我，我也知道那是不可能的事。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxR3IdlLNiT
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畢竟，那時我眼中世界上一切都沒有意義。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHWE7i5xYx
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現在，有了嗎？我希望有。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4GtIeHSCy
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「所以你係一直都鐘意童桐，但係覺得自己無可能先至做住青梅竹馬先。」情聖說。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmjD5kbz1n
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「哼，人地一直都有拍拖，依加分左手咪有人覺得自己機會乘虛而入，係咪呀，馬川遊。」Beta冷冷地說。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJ81gxrSBE
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「……」我沒有承認。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbuCOjZRJY
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也沒法否認。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvBUYEMZO9
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「但係佢之前都試過分左手架。」情聖說。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUeF9PmI8y
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「個時佢係一條２００磅既肥撚，分唔分手又關佢咩事？」Beta因為長期上網，語氣變得相當難聽，我們習慣了。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nfS1FSm5M
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「…咁，咁都係。」要命的是Beta很多時候是對的。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAYRNRmZsB
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「所以佢依加分左手啦，你依加又減左肥啦，所以就覺得自己機會黎啦？」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaosCOF2pp
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我點點頭。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwAYyL3wox
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「天真。」Beta一句否定。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ef9OUgzcF
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我真的不明白這傢伙連女人手也沒有碰過可以這樣否定，雖說我唯一碰過女性的手也只有童桐，我媽和亞基。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCi5zckfSp
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「點解呢？」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zL0VBltOw
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「如果係其他女，你提升左條件，佢分左手，或者你係有機會。」Beta說，「但童桐同你由細玩到大，唔係咁易。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkNS8yx8oI
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我自豪地說：「我連佢沖涼都見過喔？」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bRRBmJXNS
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是小學二年班我媽帶我們去海灘時的事。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxxatrNfm7
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「噗！」情聖忍不住笑了出聲。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnthkEz6qqP
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「喂？！」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfTBwGgP73
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「呀遊你真係正式毒撚思維。」情聖說，「你睇過佢沖涼你都可以咁自豪？你以為你地咁親密咁曖昧係好事？」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpntXR8SzBY
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「唔…係咩？近水樓台先得月…」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOskucbQLPN
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「人地溝女入左 Friend Zoon 已經可以宣佈失敗，呀遊，你係童桐心入面係Friend Zoon既盡頭啊大佬。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzZ2vtDKCT
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「Friend Zoon既盡頭…」我似乎低估了難度？1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdk9OKNPRs
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「你以為溝個最熟既，由細玩到大既就係最易？」情聖說，「青梅竹馬先係最難溝！」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpa7lIeW8gu
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青梅竹馬才是最高難度，這話由閱女無數的情聖口中說出來別具說服力。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOjBkmfuSI
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「唔撚係掛…」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4vgoUAVMz
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「你依加瘦左，識少少打扮，講真我覺得你溝其他女會易Ｄ，你箭So個個師妹唔好咩？」情聖反建議。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9sPPk9nWk
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「但青梅竹馬真係咁難？」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmzuNV5VvO
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「係！！」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IsvXGtz88
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竟然還異口同聲。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkojqHCJNM
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「呀遊，上車啦？喂！」童桐躍上小巴，發現我還呆若木雞才回頭叫我。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfwvH8Hf37
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「啊，Sorry！」我連忙登車。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeD4zR7Xfa
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「嘟」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2WZ3smQnp
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坐下，扣上安全帶。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqW3Mrpwt1
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…童桐的大腿正貼著我的褲管，明明又不是第一次我在緊張個甚麼？1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0Tp3so38x
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大概是心態變了吧。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vYsFtSMyI
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「我地Book左…１１點？」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyQ1iiq6nA
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預約入場是我辦的，找路，帶路也是我負責。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOJ1b77dTv
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我點頭說：「嗯，雖然走左班小巴，但應該黎得切。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs39ff33ojy
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「附近有市集，我地可以行個邊Tea完再行下。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscOPMFFaKn
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我確定是心態變了。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobWPgT6xsD
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這種行程對我來說已經發生過無數次，即使是她拍拖時我們也會間中單獨出去，但現在我心中竟然緊張起來，甚至在想—這不就是約會嗎？！1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJejnkgvSR
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真是糟糕，搞得我好像別有用心似的。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PRJQliNOC
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「呀遊？」看我不回答童桐問。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxoKHpDsht
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「哦，市集，好…好呀！」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKxlaWtYTR
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「仲頭痛緊？」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYUNGAbaSL
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「無啦。」我媽說得對，一曬太陽走動一下便精神了。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oMY0uTTZg
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「咁咪好，見你今日成個人呆晒咁。」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrja9KSlFHq
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「夜訓啫哈哈…」1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKxB18lNCn
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「我大概３～４點左右到，組爸今日會唔會黎？」童桐完全無視我，直接發送錄音訊息。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmvQCAfxMB
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甚麼組爸。1586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZiTg7Ve54
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