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在顯道元年革命爆發之前,傑靈從來未被視作有力問鼎帝位的宗室。當時朝廷以為最有可能繼位的宗室有三名公主,分別是傑靈之妹江門公主,傑靈之表妹8964 copyright protection997PENANAuXGUtbu49y 維尼
周西公主,以及傑靈之表姐仲春公主。但當華夏帝國發生奸臣篡位時,三人與她們的貪官污吏集團皆落荒而逃,只有傑靈帶領百姓起義;故此大局已定、山河光復後,傑靈即把三人軟禁於宮中,以免她們謀反。然而,三人從未放棄過爭奪帝位。8964 copyright protection997PENANAmSOeWVt2jK 維尼
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三人被安頓在九龍府皇宮東北的東瀛館;此宮殿位於人工湖「瀛海」裡的島上,僅有一橋連接;雖然她們獲准在宮中移動,但每到一處,必有禁軍侍衛貼身「保護」,而且未經准許亦禁止出宮或接見外賓,因此她們只好依賴少數可信的侍衛與宮外保持通信。8964 copyright protection997PENANAGcMEwzkELe 維尼
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「該死的扶她昏君,她奪去皇位都算了,竟然還要強迫我在登極大典上讀經!」仲春公主大喝一杯酒,大吃一塊肉,怨氣沖天的抱怨着。周西公主附和,說:「對,我們一定要做點事情破壞她的登基大典才行!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAUwgEJfeS4q 維尼
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三人之中,只有江門公主最為冷靜,她抽了一口煙,淺嘗杯酒,說:「我有一計,可以奪回皇位,就是⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAklAk1lKF2t 維尼
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可是仲春公主和周西公主根本沒有留心聆聽江門公主的說話,繼續誇誇其談。8964 copyright protection997PENANAmWY5ZOpEYE 維尼
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周西公主抱怨:「去年那個死扶她讓我喝下瀉藥然後當眾失禁出醜,我今次一定要報仇!」8964 copyright protection997PENANACDpyPJOagI 維尼
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仲春公主抱怨說:「那死扶她把我當成是妓女,讓那些低賤的所謂革命義士對我上下其手,太可惡了!她那麼淫蕩嗎,我就要在她的咖啡裡下春藥,使她在登基大典當日發情!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAAcoYKugwL4 維尼
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江門公主聽見二人的瘋言瘋語,一臉無奈。周西公主就說:「計劃我已經有了!那扶她不是約了我們三個當天在登極大典前共晉早餐的嗎,屆時我要在她的咖啡下瀉藥⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAU6COqQC3LR 維尼
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仲春公主反對,說:「不,應該下春藥!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAzizTyVEaXA 維尼
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「我要下瀉藥啊!」8964 copyright protection997PENANA7XI43gRzbk 維尼
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「我要下春藥,你就別跟我爭吧!」8964 copyright protection997PENANANtnsQa5xwL 維尼
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「你為何硬是要頂撞我?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAMfoLY6RmUq 維尼
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於是仲春公主和周西公主就為這無謂的屎橋起了紛爭。江門公主沒她們好氣,就撇下她們,對身旁的一名男侍衛說:「夏蟲不可語冰,仇思梁,我們在偏廳裡談,不要讓那兩個傻西聽見。」8964 copyright protection997PENANA279pQzKCur 維尼
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思梁點頭,跟隨江門公主到偏廳,關上門,裡面已有四名侍衛候命,分別姓刁、利、魯和毛,是追隨江門公主的死士。雖然傑靈得到大部分宮女和侍衛支持,因而才被擁立為帝,但亦有少數侍衛認為江門公主才是真命天子,因而暗中計劃謀反。8964 copyright protection997PENANAEEebxPv5Hh 維尼
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江門公主說:「登極大典是我們下手的好時機;本公主要把那扶她昏君殺掉,而不是搞些小動作讓她出醜,你們懂嗎?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAWtj4PAiBml 維尼
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「臣等遵命。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAUFONErAyIQ 維尼
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傑靈繼續在聖當定堂裡彩排登極大典。8964 copyright protection997PENANAh7wYi7K53S 維尼
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志美說:「主禮的華夏聖公會九龍府大主教會先向眾人問安、歡迎會眾,簡介禮儀,然後讀聖三一文、求潔心禱文、認罪文、赦罪文。赦罪後,才進入『察問』。此時陛下才起立,由引薦團領至聖壇前,面向主教團⋯⋯本德,你就裝着是大主教站在聖壇前吧,跟陛下練習對答。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAo88gELMe5O 維尼
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本德就打開禮文書,對傑靈說:「敬問殿下,君願為皇,統領華夏及諸藩乎?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAoBOmbUjmyd 維尼
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志美呈上禮文書給傑靈,傑靈卻沒看一眼,隨口的回應:「當然啦,我不願意就不用舉行登極之儀啊,正一法國大餐多舊魚!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAmld0Oc4cdr 維尼
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本德說:「陛下!請讀出禮文書的回應。陛下必須回答『我願,求主助我。』」8964 copyright protection997PENANASao990Jmcn 維尼
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傑靈說:「那麼麻煩啊!我才不想老是翻禮文書啊。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAsZnX6dSBuM 維尼
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本德說:「那陛下把這句『我願,求主助我。』背下來就好了。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAB9OcrDk2wC 維尼
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傑靈說:「我願意,求主助我。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAYtZjwgiHvC 維尼
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本德說:「沒有『意』,是『我願』。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAidiT9ifqbA 維尼
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傑靈說:「我願意,『救』主助我。」8964 copyright protection997PENANACu02pKRiUe 維尼
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本德說:「不是『救主』,是『求主』!」8964 copyright protection997PENANASdByTUqZ2e 維尼
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傑靈說:「我願,求主『阻』我。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAn2NkBvBX7V 維尼
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巴里聽見,哈哈大笑,其他人亦不禁發笑。8964 copyright protection997PENANAUseV0fl8YF 維尼
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莉莎忍笑,說:「陛下你是不是很不願意登基啊,『我願意,求主助我』很難說嗎?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAVV8KJn7jto 維尼
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紀文笑言:「看來你真的不想做皇帝了,不如我們擁立莉莎登基算吧。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAIy79lTpul8 維尼
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傑靈說:「有甚麼好笑啊!我⋯⋯我剛起床,所以才說話口齒不清!」8964 copyright protection997PENANA2K8ix2Ylpt 維尼
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明莉說:「既然如此,陛下不如先試一下十二章袞冕吧?」8964 copyright protection997PENANABgr14nCxri 維尼
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傑靈說:「好啊,不用說話就好了。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAQAYHKUIuH9 維尼
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於是明莉二話不說,立即用十二旒冕蓋着傑靈的頭,遮住傑靈雙眼,使傑靈大叫。志美從旁解說:「冕,前圓後方,玄表纁裏。前後各十二旒,旒五采,玉十二,珠五,采繅十有二就,就相去一寸。紅絲組為纓,黈纊充耳,玉簪導。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAOBcUGxYu7s 維尼
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傑靈拉高十二旒冕,大罵:「妖,你想嚇能死朕啊?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAoA7BNfE7nc 維尼
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蘇珊娜沒理會傑靈,立即拿起紅色的纁裳,蓋住傑靈的臉上。志美繼續解說:「纁裳四章、織藻、粉米、黼、黻、各二。前三幅。後四幅。前後不相屬。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAYEsJdQAWbI 維尼
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「朕還未死啊!怎麼蓋住朕的臉?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAFKPYhdBspK 維尼
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本德再強行捉住傑靈,為她穿上中單,傑靈痛得大叫。志美說:「本色綼裼8964 copyright protection997PENANAKO8sxz2Kka 維尼
中單、以素紗為之。青領褾裾、領織黻文十三。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAM8DsphASDo 維尼
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巴里再用玄衣包住傑靈。志美說:「玄衣八章。日、月、龍、在肩。星辰、山、在背。火、華蟲、宗彞、在袖。所以加起來是十二章。還有玉佩⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANA2qTGBS3YLU 維尼
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「熱能死朕啊!好能熱啊!為何要穿那麼多啊?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAjLsHLLkaTG 維尼
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紀文說:「這是禮節啊,你是不是不想當皇帝了?嗯,好似漏了點東西⋯⋯對啊,莉莎,給傑靈綁一條大帶,在腰部。」8964 copyright protection997PENANATEo4nosoA6 維尼
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「不⋯⋯不要那麼尬力⋯⋯啊啊啊啊!」莉莎粗暴地把素表朱裏、在腰及垂皆有綼的纁質大帶大力綁住傑靈的腰,使她大叫。傑靈大罵:「你們折騰夠了我沒有?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAyVoJMGOfB9 維尼
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本德說:「既然袞冕合身的話,陛下,不如我們現在練一下誓詞吧。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAl80zy2L2Pk 維尼
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志美說:「察問之後,主教團會請陛下面向會眾,讀出誓詞。請陛下注意,誓詞只能讀一次,擁有法律效力,絕不能出錯。全文是:『天子臣譚傑靈,必忠信上帝,恪守聖道,禮樂為鉤,捍衛憲法國體,監察百官,濟世安民,謹誓。』」8964 copyright protection997PENANAmxvVMpWNQp 維尼
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傑靈說:「好長啊,怎樣背啊!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAw78gLYLKHm 維尼
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志美說:「那陛下你打開禮文書照讀吧。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAkGYQcx8SbZ 維尼
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傑靈說:「好吧⋯⋯天『之』臣譚傑靈⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANA8CopGclLAl 維尼
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志美說:「是天『子』臣!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAj5IVWxE5en 維尼
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傑靈說:「天子『生』譚傑靈⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAkGnTHDK2SS 維尼
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志美說:「是臣不是生!陛下的粵語快要比巴里這金髮小白臉還要爛啊!」8964 copyright protection997PENANA9ptHrPNK2W 維尼
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巴里錯愕:「怎麼又扯到我頭上⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAIjLFVnuj72 維尼
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紀文掩臉說:「這樣下去不行,志美,你先教她練一下說話⋯⋯蘇珊娜,把合桃拿來吧。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAzv4PqejrAE 維尼
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傑靈說:「我不想吃合桃呢。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAXVsGJROGEG 維尼
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志美卻接過合桃,放在嘴裡含,說:「陛下,請你把合桃含在嘴裡。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAD3myEOQtiH 維尼
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傑靈說:「原來你有玩口球這種癖好啊?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAvYcJMq7R8b 維尼
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志美臉紅,生氣地說:「請陛下不要再說色情笑話!含着合桃是為了練演說,這是古希臘演說家狄摩西尼克服口吃問題的訓練方法。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAtLwxnmETwa 維尼
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傑靈頓時醒覺,就把合桃含好,問:「然⋯⋯後呢?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAGk8egu3O3C 維尼
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志美說:「陛下,現在我們先練粵語急口令,以放鬆嘴巴。」8964 copyright protection997PENANA0ifVxZk75u 維尼
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「吓?急口令⋯⋯我不行啊,次次麥當勞急口令我也諗不出,老是贏不到巨無霸⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAUECAWlHXT8 維尼
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志美說:「黐線蜘蛛絲,黐住枝樹枝。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAzYZ5d0krLe 維尼
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傑靈只好硬着頭皮說:「黐⋯⋯黐能線⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAanjBNOEGLw 維尼
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志美說:「陛下不要爆粗!」8964 copyright protection997PENANA8k6iNgf8g8 維尼
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傑靈說:「黐膠線⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAcAx2vspZBp 維尼
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志美說:「陛下你又爆粗了!」8964 copyright protection997PENANA0QJulQ3h8q 維尼
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傑靈說:「黐線⋯⋯蜘蛛絲,黐⋯⋯住枝樹枝。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAJgf1SucT0K 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANASXyNPQBlOF
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志美說:「再快一點。」8964 copyright protection997PENANA7iqI40Nwjv 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAWR0YhOkCWY
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傑靈說:「黐黐線蜘蜘蛛絲,黐住枝枝樹枝枝枝⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAXgjRzzdcBt 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAlFsWgZJGQd
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志美說:「還可以吧,再換一個。一蚊一隻雞,一蚊一隻龜。問你雞貴定龜貴?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAwtOwwdZNlX 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANArZM69S7Olg
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傑靈說:「一⋯⋯一蚊一隻龜⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAVBJ5GSo8Ak 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAL3dsXEnQsg
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志美說:「一蚊一隻雞。」8964 copyright protection997PENANArHpVXj7xVJ 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAa2P9mOIpNS
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傑靈說:「一蚊一隻雞,一蚊一隻⋯⋯貴?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAbLPA6Kv7iS 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAkbdmMsnxxM
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志美氣得說不出話來。紀文歎息說:「算了吧⋯⋯我們先休息一下,傑靈還要練習宣讀即位詔書呢。對了,傑靈你寫好了嗎?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAcjv9Zv83D8 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAxbCcTayAoQ
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傑靈說:「詔書?啊,我忘了。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAPaR4zg0pT7 維尼
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紀文、志美和本德聽見,氣得說不出話來。莉莎勃然大怒,直斥傑靈說:「你連即位詔書也不寫,你到底是不是不想當皇帝了?」8964 copyright protection997PENANARMRUeWfZzw 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA0TImVDnQhT
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巴里連忙勸說莉莎就:「陛下日理萬『雞』、『龜』人善忘啊,你就體諒一下⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANA9gwl3o8kCs 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA0He2Ilo2mN
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「陛下就即被你這個發音不正的小白臉男寵影響,連字都不會讀,文都不會寫了!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAmzNDnedueD 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAgRf6QvNZAl
8964 copyright protection997PENANA1IS5ZjV9X8 維尼
傑靈晦氣地說:「哎呀,別吵啦,我今晚就寫好嗎?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAUgd1zWYwbi 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAGtcVBUXFIm
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紀文說:「你現在就要寫!明莉、蘇珊娜,把紙筆呈給陛下!」8964 copyright protection997PENANA8WW5Jn7NZq 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAFz51NmNeHN
8964 copyright protection997PENANAn9jA6Anvrr 維尼
「讓我先休息一下吧⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAcPnyBu1Xnb 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAP0mPF3KgU9
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「你不寫登基詔書講稿,我就不讓你跟我和一眾後宮共寢,男人女人跨性別甚麼性別都不准你碰!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAtizg53wjjc 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA4c3RSvo40E
8964 copyright protection997PENANAG8HQRhRFyN 維尼
傑靈說:「不要啊⋯⋯紀文,我現在就寫,你別生氣⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAK216ebq6H0 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAeoi5PlLQzN
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正當紀文在督促傑靈撰寫講稿時,莉莎、本德、巴里和志美叫了幾名部下走過來,商議登極大典當天的保安安排。這四人分別是的袁敏莉、羅安莉和藍德琳,就是不見神出鬼沒的鈴木麗娜。本德立即問:「麗娜呢?她又跑到哪裡去了?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAAWhZvBRMJt 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA6STXNrc5mv
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敏莉說:「不知道。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAUWuKdhjdZx 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAUkox2pvwBm
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本德說:「算了,那傢伙老是來無蹤去無影。當日保安工作你們安排好了嗎?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAEVl6u2cwOn 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA6FrAlejZfG
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安莉一開口,聲如洪鐘,展示肌肉結實的雙臂,說:「總之有誰敢傷害陛下半條頭髮,我就要把他煎皮拆骨,將他的頭擰下來!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAg6FwM4D0ZM 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAL8byIvOecm
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莉莎掩着耳朵,責備安莉:「你別老是忽然大聲說話!」8964 copyright protection997PENANA2B2XwQS2Fo 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAjj1ZxAXNma
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本德說:「我在問計劃啊!你們會怎樣部署之類。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAWrktOmcZ5Y 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAHuqi0CiayV
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安莉說:「部署?這還用說嗎?誰動陛下和殿下我就把他的頭擰下來!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAXZqxSaz4PQ 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAeueFBo3yWY
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志美掩臉無語;巴里忍無可忍,擁了傑靈一下手臂,問:「你這巨根無腦的白痴,我們在問你計劃啊!我問你啊,例如這樣,我現在上前推陛下一下,那你會怎樣做?」8964 copyright protection997PENANANVkl5bgzE5 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAzpbRwNQynZ
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傑靈說:「巴里你搞甚麼鬼啊?你打擾我在構思演講辭啊⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAhBwtDuiFfx 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAKQMkfXXNyQ
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安莉說:「我會把大人的頭擰下來啊。」「喂,你瘋了嗎!啊!痛啊!」安莉立即把巴里壓倒在地;莉莎和本德怕她真的把巴里的頭擰下來,立即上前制止,用盡九牛二虎之力才把這四肢發達、頭腦簡單的粗人拉開。8964 copyright protection997PENANAIMhskEbz1k 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAdn4yfTSOsE
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德琳冷笑,輕撥黑色長髮,挨近本德,說:「哼,大人,你怎麼不問我這婀娜多姿、冰雪聰明的天才呢?」8964 copyright protection997PENANALgWTeNoG8O 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAdy1hwGNCCx
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本德推開德琳,問:「你婀娜多姿跟冰雪聽明有何關係⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAUbfKhzS8eD 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANABcLF29zOfL
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「既然大人你問我有何高見,卑職姑且分享一下。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAXIIh3j1djv 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAP62D0B4Iqs
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「我沒有問你高見啊!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAqieekWuUpp 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAG8IHHpQkv7
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德琳說:「首先,為了確保皇宮安全,當日所有參加登極典禮的中外賓客,不分貴賤,一律要全身赤裸接受禁軍搜身。」8964 copyright protection997PENANACJhgcwcghv 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANANkJqVBVtOE
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本德、志美和莉莎嚇得下巴掉在地上。本德說:「你知不知道當天賓客人數有六千幾人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANASWzZqGjUsH 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAA1YELV0us0
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德琳說:「所以我打算提前一天開始進行搜身工作,典禮舉行前所有賓客要進宮被搜身。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAXxo2M09lEX 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA7eth99yXRm
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莉莎問:「喂,你傻能咗嗎?難道你想把來訪的大和帝國女皇和高麗女皇陛下也脫光讓你搜身嗎?」8964 copyright protection997PENANA0cKzMTRJ8z 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANADlIIVZXw0B
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德琳說:「這當然啦,要知道外國君主行刺陛下的機會很大,禁軍最需要防範的就是她們。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAAesTvhOXr6 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAjkJJdqjIRS
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志美斥責:「痴能線!你是不是想挑起世界大戰?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAO0zNSy6YCa 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA3138VdwFMs
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巴里卻附和德琳說:「德琳BB你真是我最有智慧的部下啊!你果然觀察入微,想入非非啊!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAUteoYrBdxO 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAGpBw7Zdjzq
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本德說:「巴里,想入非非是貶意,意思是說對方想法不設實際⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAnhXt6HBC1N 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA1p2O9A9BsW
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巴里問:「德琳BB你覺得哪些君主最有可能對陛下不軌?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAgwUKLcMkiB 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAiu8mbgRx9X
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德琳說:「他們個個都對陛下有殺機啊!大和、高麗、安南個個想逐鹿中原,但我覺得對陛下最危險的人,就只有一個。」8964 copyright protection997PENANADeLO0bc7q6 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAyCcgZY7PPt
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巴里笑言,拍着坐在教堂長椅上,正在督促傑靈寫講辭的紀文的肩膀,說:「你一定是說殿下了吧,放心,我會親自幫殿下徹底搜身,還要探肛看看有沒有藏毒⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAAgwOxb5X3G 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAF4WwK2XgOK
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紀文冒冷汗,連忙推開巴里,說:「你這死變態小白臉!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAYotHlxqBY5 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANArYfi4XV1rs
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德琳指着傑靈,說:「不是,對陛下殺機最大的,其實就是陛下!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAy62HlGOlVi 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA3T1lIIH2Xj
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傑靈受不了侍衛們的煩擾,斥責眾人:「喂,你們夠了沒有,看不見朕在埋頭苦幹寫詔書嗎?你們在吵甚麼?還有,德琳你又在胡言亂語甚麼?」8964 copyright protection997PENANA94lPGvQQhL 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAdZzWtzxdzr
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德琳說:「最有機會對陛下動殺機的,就是陛下本人!」8964 copyright protection997PENANALsmZZiFXIl 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAT6H9cnWCgz
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傑靈怒了,說:「藍德琳你傻咗嗎?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAeLLjlxu1fq 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA5PGcGRsIRD
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德琳說:「陛下由於登極之前承受極大精神和心理壓力,所以在登極大典情緒崩潰失控的可能性很高,一旦陛下失控,就有可能作出自殘行為!所以,為了保障陛下的安全,我們要對陛下進行全裸搜身,防止陛下帶刀槍出席典禮,還要每日為陛下提供專業24小時心理輔導,確保陛下心理健康⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAK07QQr9ZLO 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA2gyOpV3Ylv
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傑靈氣壞了,說:「夠了,你這屎橋王夠了!如果朕發瘋的話就一定是你的罪過!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAtP7h7VPiBv 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAg26Eushh5E
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德琳說:「看,陛下生氣了,這是精神不健康的徵兆⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANASOgdpMw1Gd 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAGKx0R9ytOx
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志美怕德琳惹怒傑靈,立即掩住德琳的口,將她拉開,又對紀文說:「殿下不如先帶陛下到花園專心寫詔書,再回來繼續彩排吧。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAkezt91X0BS 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAzRDMptV5Lb
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紀文同意,正要拉走傑靈,二人一回頭,驚見身後的長椅忽有一黑影冒出,攔去他們的去路。紀文和傑靈大吃一驚;莉莎以為是刺客,立即亮劍,但定過神來,才發現原來這是神出鬼沒,老是發出陰森恐怖的笑聲,猶如美女鬼的鈴木麗娜。8964 copyright protection997PENANAca5QAsFZ55 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAxReDjqeB28
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「嘩啊!妖,麗娜,你嚇能死朕啦!」傑靈大叫。8964 copyright protection997PENANAp8zpqHr55V 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA4LMulFwPkZ
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麗娜大笑,說:「幾位大人,卑職又發現你們有保安漏洞了,如果我是刺客的話,恐怕剛才陛下和殿下已遭不測⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAwgEE3rLBJZ 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA2Lw2viscfC
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本德斥責說:「麗娜你去了哪裡啊?」8964 copyright protection997PENANASY6xkuczDt 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAtW73S3OGKR
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「大人,我一直都在啊,只是你們沒留意。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAATq0U1pby6 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAb0d1PnB0Y8
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本德說:「算了,總之當日你就善用你那神出鬼沒的日本忍術,四處巡邏,看看有無可疑人物吧。」8964 copyright protection997PENANA5p28VuFSkx 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAWw1fqkjMnH
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德琳說:「除了搜身以外,卑職還有九十九項部防計策⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAxHGbVutVH2 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAsf6xJoYvZg
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本德斥責說:「夠了,我不想再聽你那些十九屎橋了!當日保安還是由莉莎統一指揮算了。」8964 copyright protection997PENANA8P8j5clJn5 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA4ABC0RSdfe
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莉莎說:「一早就應該這樣安排啊!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAhwsjKobNjD 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAC7VUc6iabg
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敏莉卻一副擔憂的樣子,對各人說:「可是,各位大人,我們是不是應該有多一點周長的計劃,以策安全?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAGhtzAu4NOm 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAYnMh3LTCvA
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本德問:「例如呢?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAZMfFsaKIl5 維尼
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敏莉說:「萬一登極大典當日下雨的話⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAGzTNqfDSUe 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAoJfHhryTli
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本德說:「哦,這個是好問題。雖然登極大典分別在聖當定堂及坤輿殿先後舉行,但期間我們有巴士接送賓客來回兩宮,而陛下也會坐馬車,所以無人需要涉水而行。」8964 copyright protection997PENANA9tsFuRIB5u 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANA3bP8J3kvsp
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敏莉卻說:「大人,我擔心的不是這個啊。」8964 copyright protection997PENANAcAhfsjbe4Y 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAkEFjb5eYXY
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志美問:「那你擔心甚麼啊?」8964 copyright protection997PENANATjfycMMuDL 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAk9h3wHNXlA
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敏莉問:「萬一天雨路滑,陛下跌倒怎麼辦?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAOzG1tAI4iv 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAkP9wk8lImP
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本德說:「不會啊,陛下根本不會涉水而走,馬車把她送到門口,上落又有宮女掺扶。」8964 copyright protection997PENANA3JRK3s9llK 維尼
1001Please respect copyright.PENANAfMJWe1XfOn
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敏莉問:「那萬一宮女跟陛下同時跌倒呢?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAj62geRmcbb 維尼
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本德說:「就算陛下真是跌倒一下,我們扶起陛下不就行嗎,陛下是二十多歲的年青人,又不是七老八十⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAw4zGI1GBj1 維尼
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敏莉問:「但萬一陛下不小心滑到,還在紅地毯上打了個翻斗,踢倒宮女和侍衛,然後再打個翻斗,踢倒高麗皇太女熙寧公主殿下,令二人仆倒在宮殿的磚地上不幸身亡,不就會引發世界大戰嗎?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAoZ8pZSbfbw 維尼
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眾人聽得一頭霧水。志美不耐煩地說:「你又杞人憂天發作了嗎?怎可能跌一跌就身亡啊?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAujb8BJDzKC 維尼
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敏莉就說:「如果殿下死不了就更嚴重了!要是陛下因為不慎滑倒然後在紅地毯上打了個翻斗,再踢中公主殿下,然而公主殿下只是受了輕傷,因而惱羞成怒,向陛下大打出手,展示一腳跆拳道,右腳一踢,踢中陛下鼻樑,然後陛下又雷霆大怒,施展詠春拳,一拳正中殿下胸部,把殿下本來已經不太大的胸部打平,然後殿下又發怒,踢向陛下的下體,那麼華夏皇室不就會絕後⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAKCag7PKtc3 維尼
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莉莎說:「我已經跟不上你這種杞人憂天的邏輯了⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANAaooWijEV1B 維尼
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志美斥責敏莉說:「你癲夠了沒有啊?陛下和殿下哪有可能因為這種事情而打對方的胸,踢對方的下體啊?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAcGqg6mRzCn 維尼
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本德說:「喂,志美,你要不對敏莉說話那麼兇好嗎?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAKu2i6ODC0v 維尼
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志美更生氣,說:「本德你怎麼老是偏幫敏莉和麗娜?」8964 copyright protection997PENANAkAs0m13MKE 維尼
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無故中槍的麗娜問:「吓,又關我事?」8964 copyright protection997PENANA7hYXYUnM8E 維尼
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志美說:「當然關你事!你們兩個常常跟本德拉拉扯扯,卿卿我我!」8964 copyright protection997PENANArl4vG7C7zl 維尼
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莉莎說:「喂喂喂,志美,現在不是你吃醋的時候,你跟本德的情事性事可不可以回家再說⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection997PENANABhHWvFUjMG 維尼
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本德責備志美說:「上原志美,請你不要老是針對我的女下屬!你也跟你的男下屬卿卿我我啦,不是說好了各有各玩樂嗎?」8964 copyright protection997PENANALei1RoimoZ 維尼
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「問題是你老是縱容這兩個女寵,偏袒她們啊!」「你又扯開話題!」本德和志美這對情侶立即吵架了。8964 copyright protection997PENANA5dUghQtThE 維尼
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莉莎受不了,打斷二人,說:「夠了!總之一切就照計劃行事吧!」8964 copyright protection997PENANANYN6EhaNkj 維尼
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巴里問:「那計劃是甚麼啊?」8964 copyright protection997PENANADc7UKh0bR3 維尼
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「計劃就是⋯⋯一切如常!照平常的皇宮保安去做吧!」8964 copyright protection997PENANAO7YndUyOcv 維尼
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