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在顯道元年革命爆發之前,傑靈從來未被視作有力問鼎帝位的宗室。當時朝廷以為最有可能繼位的宗室有三名公主,分別是傑靈之妹江門公主,傑靈之表妹8964 copyright protection1140PENANAj0VbmyT29y 維尼
周西公主,以及傑靈之表姐仲春公主。但當華夏帝國發生奸臣篡位時,三人與她們的貪官污吏集團皆落荒而逃,只有傑靈帶領百姓起義;故此大局已定、山河光復後,傑靈即把三人軟禁於宮中,以免她們謀反。然而,三人從未放棄過爭奪帝位。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAoSam7B5AgX 維尼
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三人被安頓在九龍府皇宮東北的東瀛館;此宮殿位於人工湖「瀛海」裡的島上,僅有一橋連接;雖然她們獲准在宮中移動,但每到一處,必有禁軍侍衛貼身「保護」,而且未經准許亦禁止出宮或接見外賓,因此她們只好依賴少數可信的侍衛與宮外保持通信。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAySTM9HvWYw 維尼
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「該死的扶她昏君,她奪去皇位都算了,竟然還要強迫我在登極大典上讀經!」仲春公主大喝一杯酒,大吃一塊肉,怨氣沖天的抱怨着。周西公主附和,說:「對,我們一定要做點事情破壞她的登基大典才行!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA5RiA4fKdO5 維尼
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三人之中,只有江門公主最為冷靜,她抽了一口煙,淺嘗杯酒,說:「我有一計,可以奪回皇位,就是⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAwujGW0gd4j 維尼
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可是仲春公主和周西公主根本沒有留心聆聽江門公主的說話,繼續誇誇其談。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAnYZmkum0Tl 維尼
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周西公主抱怨:「去年那個死扶她讓我喝下瀉藥然後當眾失禁出醜,我今次一定要報仇!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA8e8Xs3z3aV 維尼
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仲春公主抱怨說:「那死扶她把我當成是妓女,讓那些低賤的所謂革命義士對我上下其手,太可惡了!她那麼淫蕩嗎,我就要在她的咖啡裡下春藥,使她在登基大典當日發情!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANARm6tk7vPzm 維尼
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江門公主聽見二人的瘋言瘋語,一臉無奈。周西公主就說:「計劃我已經有了!那扶她不是約了我們三個當天在登極大典前共晉早餐的嗎,屆時我要在她的咖啡下瀉藥⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAuEy7lUiLga 維尼
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仲春公主反對,說:「不,應該下春藥!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAipv8az5i6G 維尼
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「我要下瀉藥啊!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAPyYNGksn7i 維尼
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「我要下春藥,你就別跟我爭吧!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAtYrQNPrkvf 維尼
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「你為何硬是要頂撞我?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA4OMJDtItQf 維尼
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於是仲春公主和周西公主就為這無謂的屎橋起了紛爭。江門公主沒她們好氣,就撇下她們,對身旁的一名男侍衛說:「夏蟲不可語冰,仇思梁,我們在偏廳裡談,不要讓那兩個傻西聽見。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANASkXXCFfDDU 維尼
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思梁點頭,跟隨江門公主到偏廳,關上門,裡面已有四名侍衛候命,分別姓刁、利、魯和毛,是追隨江門公主的死士。雖然傑靈得到大部分宮女和侍衛支持,因而才被擁立為帝,但亦有少數侍衛認為江門公主才是真命天子,因而暗中計劃謀反。8964 copyright protection1140PENANA66QkMbn5so 維尼
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江門公主說:「登極大典是我們下手的好時機;本公主要把那扶她昏君殺掉,而不是搞些小動作讓她出醜,你們懂嗎?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAhDuSAMwLhp 維尼
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「臣等遵命。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAejEPC5NdGE 維尼
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傑靈繼續在聖當定堂裡彩排登極大典。8964 copyright protection1140PENANA7QUB2GocOv 維尼
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志美說:「主禮的華夏聖公會九龍府大主教會先向眾人問安、歡迎會眾,簡介禮儀,然後讀聖三一文、求潔心禱文、認罪文、赦罪文。赦罪後,才進入『察問』。此時陛下才起立,由引薦團領至聖壇前,面向主教團⋯⋯本德,你就裝着是大主教站在聖壇前吧,跟陛下練習對答。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAjlE8BQAW8A 維尼
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本德就打開禮文書,對傑靈說:「敬問殿下,君願為皇,統領華夏及諸藩乎?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAMrfSbLiapU 維尼
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志美呈上禮文書給傑靈,傑靈卻沒看一眼,隨口的回應:「當然啦,我不願意就不用舉行登極之儀啊,正一法國大餐多舊魚!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAzlfnGvSTWE 維尼
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本德說:「陛下!請讀出禮文書的回應。陛下必須回答『我願,求主助我。』」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA2oB3JMgyKA 維尼
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傑靈說:「那麼麻煩啊!我才不想老是翻禮文書啊。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAhWeMVtwudr 維尼
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本德說:「那陛下把這句『我願,求主助我。』背下來就好了。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAkHR0MSqbp2 維尼
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傑靈說:「我願意,求主助我。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAdSULtzrD66 維尼
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本德說:「沒有『意』,是『我願』。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAk5lI4deoNN 維尼
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傑靈說:「我願意,『救』主助我。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANADjOnfD91ml 維尼
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本德說:「不是『救主』,是『求主』!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAJfZYvm1uk2 維尼
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傑靈說:「我願,求主『阻』我。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAOwo6ZpG5qV 維尼
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巴里聽見,哈哈大笑,其他人亦不禁發笑。8964 copyright protection1140PENANA1u6dEzOtGb 維尼
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莉莎忍笑,說:「陛下你是不是很不願意登基啊,『我願意,求主助我』很難說嗎?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANALUfomD188y 維尼
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紀文笑言:「看來你真的不想做皇帝了,不如我們擁立莉莎登基算吧。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAePARypJ7d8 維尼
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傑靈說:「有甚麼好笑啊!我⋯⋯我剛起床,所以才說話口齒不清!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAKJRDT7SQHU 維尼
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明莉說:「既然如此,陛下不如先試一下十二章袞冕吧?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAtxOq7T4YmJ 維尼
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傑靈說:「好啊,不用說話就好了。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAOzjvJfySzu 維尼
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於是明莉二話不說,立即用十二旒冕蓋着傑靈的頭,遮住傑靈雙眼,使傑靈大叫。志美從旁解說:「冕,前圓後方,玄表纁裏。前後各十二旒,旒五采,玉十二,珠五,采繅十有二就,就相去一寸。紅絲組為纓,黈纊充耳,玉簪導。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAv36bhHvxoY 維尼
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傑靈拉高十二旒冕,大罵:「妖,你想嚇能死朕啊?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAQgXzJTyuaN 維尼
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蘇珊娜沒理會傑靈,立即拿起紅色的纁裳,蓋住傑靈的臉上。志美繼續解說:「纁裳四章、織藻、粉米、黼、黻、各二。前三幅。後四幅。前後不相屬。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA3AeaSHGwtE 維尼
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「朕還未死啊!怎麼蓋住朕的臉?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAjxL1Jiz3qa 維尼
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本德再強行捉住傑靈,為她穿上中單,傑靈痛得大叫。志美說:「本色綼裼8964 copyright protection1140PENANAfJURObDvGQ 維尼
中單、以素紗為之。青領褾裾、領織黻文十三。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAfpomkIU9dS 維尼
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巴里再用玄衣包住傑靈。志美說:「玄衣八章。日、月、龍、在肩。星辰、山、在背。火、華蟲、宗彞、在袖。所以加起來是十二章。還有玉佩⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANABq7rWawnz0 維尼
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「熱能死朕啊!好能熱啊!為何要穿那麼多啊?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAZbIuNwWjwD 維尼
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紀文說:「這是禮節啊,你是不是不想當皇帝了?嗯,好似漏了點東西⋯⋯對啊,莉莎,給傑靈綁一條大帶,在腰部。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAcrDhhbtXHX 維尼
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「不⋯⋯不要那麼尬力⋯⋯啊啊啊啊!」莉莎粗暴地把素表朱裏、在腰及垂皆有綼的纁質大帶大力綁住傑靈的腰,使她大叫。傑靈大罵:「你們折騰夠了我沒有?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAvYYsVRzOif 維尼
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本德說:「既然袞冕合身的話,陛下,不如我們現在練一下誓詞吧。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAFGemGlXmUL 維尼
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志美說:「察問之後,主教團會請陛下面向會眾,讀出誓詞。請陛下注意,誓詞只能讀一次,擁有法律效力,絕不能出錯。全文是:『天子臣譚傑靈,必忠信上帝,恪守聖道,禮樂為鉤,捍衛憲法國體,監察百官,濟世安民,謹誓。』」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAxvkwKn7bjt 維尼
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傑靈說:「好長啊,怎樣背啊!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANALrvQOUuNnb 維尼
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志美說:「那陛下你打開禮文書照讀吧。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAQsgtNIsoXt 維尼
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傑靈說:「好吧⋯⋯天『之』臣譚傑靈⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAXgU7C0B5cd 維尼
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志美說:「是天『子』臣!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAXtj5AQRJxO 維尼
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傑靈說:「天子『生』譚傑靈⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAk5eoPTAAIP 維尼
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志美說:「是臣不是生!陛下的粵語快要比巴里這金髮小白臉還要爛啊!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAyakQCzA9U8 維尼
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巴里錯愕:「怎麼又扯到我頭上⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAwKZ92B2lMa 維尼
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紀文掩臉說:「這樣下去不行,志美,你先教她練一下說話⋯⋯蘇珊娜,把合桃拿來吧。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAdxOq9QaCp5 維尼
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傑靈說:「我不想吃合桃呢。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAQ1hd75dkFl 維尼
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志美卻接過合桃,放在嘴裡含,說:「陛下,請你把合桃含在嘴裡。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANASkEDUSEhyF 維尼
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傑靈說:「原來你有玩口球這種癖好啊?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAzUymlZ0jTK 維尼
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志美臉紅,生氣地說:「請陛下不要再說色情笑話!含着合桃是為了練演說,這是古希臘演說家狄摩西尼克服口吃問題的訓練方法。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANADH5HehphFH 維尼
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傑靈頓時醒覺,就把合桃含好,問:「然⋯⋯後呢?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAEt47ht3KBq 維尼
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志美說:「陛下,現在我們先練粵語急口令,以放鬆嘴巴。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAoI5oTBCO9S 維尼
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「吓?急口令⋯⋯我不行啊,次次麥當勞急口令我也諗不出,老是贏不到巨無霸⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAlRbizQCXmu 維尼
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志美說:「黐線蜘蛛絲,黐住枝樹枝。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAZfzJ9bepUX 維尼
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傑靈只好硬着頭皮說:「黐⋯⋯黐能線⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAPSMt98qdeJ 維尼
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志美說:「陛下不要爆粗!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAnfozGjDJWM 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAsfPDY1kHdZ
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAU7yj9VwkPm 維尼
傑靈說:「黐膠線⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA0lHSzNihV5 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA57X8n82Ndh
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAlIkW2GGT2b 維尼
志美說:「陛下你又爆粗了!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAByJJ4W2UPB 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAjpjykzoqMm
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAalnT7RIovd 維尼
傑靈說:「黐線⋯⋯蜘蛛絲,黐⋯⋯住枝樹枝。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA0soZIEnPrq 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAsGbJhb5OpC
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAToCGuI2PmM 維尼
志美說:「再快一點。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAuJkA0FH10L 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANABebXRQibsl
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAViQu2TI6SR 維尼
傑靈說:「黐黐線蜘蜘蛛絲,黐住枝枝樹枝枝枝⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAZDZXHuqfc5 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAxIfWMir1SO
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志美說:「還可以吧,再換一個。一蚊一隻雞,一蚊一隻龜。問你雞貴定龜貴?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAIKG1FNBkAZ 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANALc9zSfOPdx
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAW30myFZOXV 維尼
傑靈說:「一⋯⋯一蚊一隻龜⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAbxdKTU99sp 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAm9OKcAyvM7
8964 copyright protection1140PENANA2oZU3ddE6h 維尼
志美說:「一蚊一隻雞。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANARBqr2p7Wlm 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAXnFm8bXMcf
8964 copyright protection1140PENANA4px07mQHEa 維尼
傑靈說:「一蚊一隻雞,一蚊一隻⋯⋯貴?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA7llbG9Dc3Y 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAuqIcVaddxD
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAB630hiaYWU 維尼
志美氣得說不出話來。紀文歎息說:「算了吧⋯⋯我們先休息一下,傑靈還要練習宣讀即位詔書呢。對了,傑靈你寫好了嗎?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAFVYy9c4PPm 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAlhV0gXd0Rw
8964 copyright protection1140PENANA9a3LEQO2dr 維尼
傑靈說:「詔書?啊,我忘了。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAwb4Qm4Zr1r 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAGqZvSxgI6x
8964 copyright protection1140PENANANztPpGplwO 維尼
紀文、志美和本德聽見,氣得說不出話來。莉莎勃然大怒,直斥傑靈說:「你連即位詔書也不寫,你到底是不是不想當皇帝了?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAF8hgJrhA7y 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAyIDbd3ae5q
8964 copyright protection1140PENANApwJVxH7b9X 維尼
巴里連忙勸說莉莎就:「陛下日理萬『雞』、『龜』人善忘啊,你就體諒一下⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAxwUsGGKDyP 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAbRNVRHEYzl
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAyu4Q2j2FSb 維尼
「陛下就即被你這個發音不正的小白臉男寵影響,連字都不會讀,文都不會寫了!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANANWr85y8H4w 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA5vBbK5y8Ul
8964 copyright protection1140PENANALkztz6CkPi 維尼
傑靈晦氣地說:「哎呀,別吵啦,我今晚就寫好嗎?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAFq1QjBe1ld 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAw8xrYymtZw
8964 copyright protection1140PENANA6BWdy1ICKa 維尼
紀文說:「你現在就要寫!明莉、蘇珊娜,把紙筆呈給陛下!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA1B8jZGseyS 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAxdMqBr6AeQ
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAI6KHbDYOqJ 維尼
「讓我先休息一下吧⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAvzwIVVRvhZ 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA8bBlSOAKW3
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAAwvhFJDHUl 維尼
「你不寫登基詔書講稿,我就不讓你跟我和一眾後宮共寢,男人女人跨性別甚麼性別都不准你碰!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAK8btGKvUa6 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAureZ30QdPl
8964 copyright protection1140PENANASSutbwCjeN 維尼
傑靈說:「不要啊⋯⋯紀文,我現在就寫,你別生氣⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAyGKayf15R8 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAV3XkKAMR67
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAAZS80aKOrJ 維尼
正當紀文在督促傑靈撰寫講稿時,莉莎、本德、巴里和志美叫了幾名部下走過來,商議登極大典當天的保安安排。這四人分別是的袁敏莉、羅安莉和藍德琳,就是不見神出鬼沒的鈴木麗娜。本德立即問:「麗娜呢?她又跑到哪裡去了?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANADke92NWsrl 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAtFUrB40VSJ
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敏莉說:「不知道。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAjRbSpjIRoq 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANApkGS3KkAuE
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本德說:「算了,那傢伙老是來無蹤去無影。當日保安工作你們安排好了嗎?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAGcvpaXgMm9 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA49IxGoBQMm
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安莉一開口,聲如洪鐘,展示肌肉結實的雙臂,說:「總之有誰敢傷害陛下半條頭髮,我就要把他煎皮拆骨,將他的頭擰下來!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA76fpNwBL5a 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAvSB6n4vpPe
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAOJtk0eGzuH 維尼
莉莎掩着耳朵,責備安莉:「你別老是忽然大聲說話!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAE3w8PqvWYG 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAviix02jOsp
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAQTZ2hhdAXr 維尼
本德說:「我在問計劃啊!你們會怎樣部署之類。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA5i0SECB6RP 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAHVgPsLcWY1
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安莉說:「部署?這還用說嗎?誰動陛下和殿下我就把他的頭擰下來!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAYdGAUvwcz4 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA3adHG9R76X
8964 copyright protection1140PENANA5nDYMBkuuA 維尼
志美掩臉無語;巴里忍無可忍,擁了傑靈一下手臂,問:「你這巨根無腦的白痴,我們在問你計劃啊!我問你啊,例如這樣,我現在上前推陛下一下,那你會怎樣做?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAxw3gw4akK3 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAmiWa0Q4muU
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傑靈說:「巴里你搞甚麼鬼啊?你打擾我在構思演講辭啊⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAlbrV6SLFML 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA8zPtRtKN7O
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAsT2S1liW8S 維尼
安莉說:「我會把大人的頭擰下來啊。」「喂,你瘋了嗎!啊!痛啊!」安莉立即把巴里壓倒在地;莉莎和本德怕她真的把巴里的頭擰下來,立即上前制止,用盡九牛二虎之力才把這四肢發達、頭腦簡單的粗人拉開。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAXlH2Xn3RYR 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAg0nQPGid8L
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAcnQhAj0e8i 維尼
德琳冷笑,輕撥黑色長髮,挨近本德,說:「哼,大人,你怎麼不問我這婀娜多姿、冰雪聰明的天才呢?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAtrO4KMXYke 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAm3R8LMogZ9
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAw3a2Bw0ucV 維尼
本德推開德琳,問:「你婀娜多姿跟冰雪聽明有何關係⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAWpuTWa8maH 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAWCdeQWgB5C
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAZl3hEpjFhT 維尼
「既然大人你問我有何高見,卑職姑且分享一下。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAe11wTZscSC 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAHhOCR73eHF
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAGtwDecb7kz 維尼
「我沒有問你高見啊!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANABeJp3xQMIH 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANANj6hgCzAuY
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAEkwyqrLxs7 維尼
德琳說:「首先,為了確保皇宮安全,當日所有參加登極典禮的中外賓客,不分貴賤,一律要全身赤裸接受禁軍搜身。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAhIfV8cCLh6 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAcX0RLet1tG
8964 copyright protection1140PENANA4Yjoe9eWUc 維尼
本德、志美和莉莎嚇得下巴掉在地上。本德說:「你知不知道當天賓客人數有六千幾人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAUL0WFSnara 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAOAPzrkWybo
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德琳說:「所以我打算提前一天開始進行搜身工作,典禮舉行前所有賓客要進宮被搜身。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAvcw705JOy7 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAKTxfxF3aGL
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAF0uwfdi8GY 維尼
莉莎問:「喂,你傻能咗嗎?難道你想把來訪的大和帝國女皇和高麗女皇陛下也脫光讓你搜身嗎?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAJUP9KBKFPE 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANABmNPI80zQS
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德琳說:「這當然啦,要知道外國君主行刺陛下的機會很大,禁軍最需要防範的就是她們。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA7UgpQCql9i 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAMay3aCbOU9
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志美斥責:「痴能線!你是不是想挑起世界大戰?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAd0OUXNx3rL 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANARGDbV0bGYo
8964 copyright protection1140PENANArilxTNhMNV 維尼
巴里卻附和德琳說:「德琳BB你真是我最有智慧的部下啊!你果然觀察入微,想入非非啊!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAiYoj363s5b 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAJy3Lq0Kk1k
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAnqzHHUMWel 維尼
本德說:「巴里,想入非非是貶意,意思是說對方想法不設實際⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAONrATV76ov 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAj1wVsj06zj
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巴里問:「德琳BB你覺得哪些君主最有可能對陛下不軌?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAlqrFNv4i02 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANArGwdzThpof
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德琳說:「他們個個都對陛下有殺機啊!大和、高麗、安南個個想逐鹿中原,但我覺得對陛下最危險的人,就只有一個。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAmymRb6pwZZ 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAmXH14UN0Ev
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巴里笑言,拍着坐在教堂長椅上,正在督促傑靈寫講辭的紀文的肩膀,說:「你一定是說殿下了吧,放心,我會親自幫殿下徹底搜身,還要探肛看看有沒有藏毒⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA1iKOQXe6Vv 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA9UAJzvpjCe
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAT0FnW3oEbn 維尼
紀文冒冷汗,連忙推開巴里,說:「你這死變態小白臉!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANALVx3LeycHY 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA20Pn3SBpyS
8964 copyright protection1140PENANASHJ26TFzc1 維尼
德琳指着傑靈,說:「不是,對陛下殺機最大的,其實就是陛下!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAHEkddXPWKL 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAuMYvklMKLV
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAC8Bm3oJneM 維尼
傑靈受不了侍衛們的煩擾,斥責眾人:「喂,你們夠了沒有,看不見朕在埋頭苦幹寫詔書嗎?你們在吵甚麼?還有,德琳你又在胡言亂語甚麼?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAc3807tgXLa 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAgrNd0Iheu4
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAdjEYRmlsuK 維尼
德琳說:「最有機會對陛下動殺機的,就是陛下本人!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAlZ0MOPxrMW 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAurYYBpChm5
8964 copyright protection1140PENANASte00BlFaM 維尼
傑靈怒了,說:「藍德琳你傻咗嗎?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAiFZnum2Bc6 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA8KnJQBs2cu
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德琳說:「陛下由於登極之前承受極大精神和心理壓力,所以在登極大典情緒崩潰失控的可能性很高,一旦陛下失控,就有可能作出自殘行為!所以,為了保障陛下的安全,我們要對陛下進行全裸搜身,防止陛下帶刀槍出席典禮,還要每日為陛下提供專業24小時心理輔導,確保陛下心理健康⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAGlMfRiN1DF 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAarw83Hr9BW
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傑靈氣壞了,說:「夠了,你這屎橋王夠了!如果朕發瘋的話就一定是你的罪過!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAykIXhZm5s0 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAwEtiYWIaBc
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德琳說:「看,陛下生氣了,這是精神不健康的徵兆⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA4RE0RYFvTq 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA7Wo6XSMzbY
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志美怕德琳惹怒傑靈,立即掩住德琳的口,將她拉開,又對紀文說:「殿下不如先帶陛下到花園專心寫詔書,再回來繼續彩排吧。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAonnSAsu3fw 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA5JH4X8mcJy
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紀文同意,正要拉走傑靈,二人一回頭,驚見身後的長椅忽有一黑影冒出,攔去他們的去路。紀文和傑靈大吃一驚;莉莎以為是刺客,立即亮劍,但定過神來,才發現原來這是神出鬼沒,老是發出陰森恐怖的笑聲,猶如美女鬼的鈴木麗娜。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAk06PCI4lr2 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAJpHWhfzBJz
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「嘩啊!妖,麗娜,你嚇能死朕啦!」傑靈大叫。8964 copyright protection1140PENANA3rDQAH4f8r 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAyhu41Wml5p
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAKjHCGjkXjH 維尼
麗娜大笑,說:「幾位大人,卑職又發現你們有保安漏洞了,如果我是刺客的話,恐怕剛才陛下和殿下已遭不測⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAD8l8gE3RFt 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAFtyQ0q9Dr5
8964 copyright protection1140PENANATUZBi9DWWE 維尼
本德斥責說:「麗娜你去了哪裡啊?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAhzDEjrOaGh 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAYkafxjhqQa
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「大人,我一直都在啊,只是你們沒留意。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAOnyg6nicDL 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAvF0srTWUFb
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本德說:「算了,總之當日你就善用你那神出鬼沒的日本忍術,四處巡邏,看看有無可疑人物吧。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAuhqsDpCInv 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAy2KDmYTfzx
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德琳說:「除了搜身以外,卑職還有九十九項部防計策⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAhBXgsaEKEy 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAktKFjk3JkG
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAoSIaaKoACW 維尼
本德斥責說:「夠了,我不想再聽你那些十九屎橋了!當日保安還是由莉莎統一指揮算了。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAI6vjFOPm1g 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAAQoi8oRZ2I
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莉莎說:「一早就應該這樣安排啊!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA7ICMCvTenJ 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAR6e8E9P7We
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敏莉卻一副擔憂的樣子,對各人說:「可是,各位大人,我們是不是應該有多一點周長的計劃,以策安全?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAxBiYJAzv6s 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA9CyfeE9U3F
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本德問:「例如呢?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAOzcKThQLAh 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAcqsfDqmh7d
8964 copyright protection1140PENANAuG5VqIu7k5 維尼
敏莉說:「萬一登極大典當日下雨的話⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAyD9I0XVb83 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANAPGRmu9BQD7
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本德說:「哦,這個是好問題。雖然登極大典分別在聖當定堂及坤輿殿先後舉行,但期間我們有巴士接送賓客來回兩宮,而陛下也會坐馬車,所以無人需要涉水而行。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAnQ1SQsUz7L 維尼
1144Please respect copyright.PENANA58nz8PDH8P
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敏莉卻說:「大人,我擔心的不是這個啊。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAiQLrI4ykTT 維尼
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志美問:「那你擔心甚麼啊?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAut1IMP1gN6 維尼
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敏莉問:「萬一天雨路滑,陛下跌倒怎麼辦?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAwyfqdLI8j3 維尼
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本德說:「不會啊,陛下根本不會涉水而走,馬車把她送到門口,上落又有宮女掺扶。」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAmLgC2hrBhE 維尼
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敏莉問:「那萬一宮女跟陛下同時跌倒呢?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANArVeQQJSIvt 維尼
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本德說:「就算陛下真是跌倒一下,我們扶起陛下不就行嗎,陛下是二十多歲的年青人,又不是七老八十⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAMghyqgVce6 維尼
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敏莉問:「但萬一陛下不小心滑到,還在紅地毯上打了個翻斗,踢倒宮女和侍衛,然後再打個翻斗,踢倒高麗皇太女熙寧公主殿下,令二人仆倒在宮殿的磚地上不幸身亡,不就會引發世界大戰嗎?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAdsLLOjGfJF 維尼
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眾人聽得一頭霧水。志美不耐煩地說:「你又杞人憂天發作了嗎?怎可能跌一跌就身亡啊?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANArooaOWLbyI 維尼
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敏莉就說:「如果殿下死不了就更嚴重了!要是陛下因為不慎滑倒然後在紅地毯上打了個翻斗,再踢中公主殿下,然而公主殿下只是受了輕傷,因而惱羞成怒,向陛下大打出手,展示一腳跆拳道,右腳一踢,踢中陛下鼻樑,然後陛下又雷霆大怒,施展詠春拳,一拳正中殿下胸部,把殿下本來已經不太大的胸部打平,然後殿下又發怒,踢向陛下的下體,那麼華夏皇室不就會絕後⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAN5xTHPVUAk 維尼
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莉莎說:「我已經跟不上你這種杞人憂天的邏輯了⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAzYvT2JyI1G 維尼
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志美斥責敏莉說:「你癲夠了沒有啊?陛下和殿下哪有可能因為這種事情而打對方的胸,踢對方的下體啊?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANABYcPvrdeHb 維尼
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本德說:「喂,志美,你要不對敏莉說話那麼兇好嗎?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAiDPGa6hj64 維尼
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志美更生氣,說:「本德你怎麼老是偏幫敏莉和麗娜?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANADwEYNq5oLp 維尼
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無故中槍的麗娜問:「吓,又關我事?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAQCwi86ALwr 維尼
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志美說:「當然關你事!你們兩個常常跟本德拉拉扯扯,卿卿我我!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANA22cvPJT8vv 維尼
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莉莎說:「喂喂喂,志美,現在不是你吃醋的時候,你跟本德的情事性事可不可以回家再說⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAmnKAXrvMcP 維尼
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本德責備志美說:「上原志美,請你不要老是針對我的女下屬!你也跟你的男下屬卿卿我我啦,不是說好了各有各玩樂嗎?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAewIgpsrb6j 維尼
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「問題是你老是縱容這兩個女寵,偏袒她們啊!」「你又扯開話題!」本德和志美這對情侶立即吵架了。8964 copyright protection1140PENANA4F1O0a54ND 維尼
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莉莎受不了,打斷二人,說:「夠了!總之一切就照計劃行事吧!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAlfeWrZsshJ 維尼
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巴里問:「那計劃是甚麼啊?」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAkrzJJ2klRC 維尼
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「計劃就是⋯⋯一切如常!照平常的皇宮保安去做吧!」8964 copyright protection1140PENANAZI6iSSt6Up 維尼
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