這是個讓人期待看笑話的節日,其實挺可愛的。81Please respect copyright.PENANAZEqXywNmqq
愚人自娛,自娛愚人,娛人自愚,自愚娛人。81Please respect copyright.PENANAHZWZe4u2BN
顛過來倒過去都是味道,這好像一種瓊瑤修辭的高級變形,我指的人難做,做人難,難做人這款。81Please respect copyright.PENANAdrxoytAP6d
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好難得,或許是第一次來電影心得,所以先來一段因為錯過而起的雜想。81Please respect copyright.PENANAJhzuhHe3QT
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奇怪,長到幾歲好像都脫離不了用愛情想世界的魔咒。好奇這顆腦袋裡頭每一個詞彙的神經網絡長甚麼樣子,大概一張張靠堆疊而防水防風的蜘蛛網? 明明左腦該處理的事,最後總是右腦被電流養出銀珠癮。剛剛的電影從錯過來的,於是右腦表示那不,得喊喊少不更事旼第一次被錯過感動的記憶。81Please respect copyright.PENANANmLUCjTTIN
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看來淡出這個錯過美賦予人的生命的想法是對的。81Please respect copyright.PENANAn6DiWENU3B
小舉動大躍進,其實是幾天前寫到想哭的時候腦袋支線給出的caption,因為要節日用,這就是我雷打不動的毛病。81Please respect copyright.PENANAragkrZkWfH
有時候,不,是常常,覺得我其實好認真在經營這裡,儘管看起來非常不怎麼樣81Please respect copyright.PENANAUeFvmtRaHk
節很認真在過,呻吟的真心裡面還有對資訊的嚴謹,圖與色也都是選的。81Please respect copyright.PENANAGduBQi92pd
花癡和浮誇,那更是一等一的真心,儘管看起來還是不怎麼樣。81Please respect copyright.PENANABLwZru6I8v
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來吧,今天談錯過,首先謝謝智叔讓我發現自己錯過這電影。81Please respect copyright.PENANAgsRCe9oG1T
錯過的本質,至少我裡頭排在第一項的解釋是一種建基於時間概念的認知,而這個認知帶來的刺激的,是對時空錯位的假設性思考 。81Please respect copyright.PENANASTmuofwc78
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所以現在的我活在別人假設的時空裡,一項項打勾驚恐著。81Please respect copyright.PENANAs1z9hCblnE
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洋人學普話,理智上知道這是普世現象,站在門外漢加文化外的角度,更是順順的正路,但進入context之中,還是受不了情緒衝擊,因為我認知的文化的根本,是情感堆積。81Please respect copyright.PENANABNtt4jLeDV
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小蘋果對我來說不是一首歌。漢拼整體搬運到外語教學也好,電影裡頭的漢拼註粵詞也好,將音位變成音節的翻譯法也好,每一個符號在我這裡對應到的都是同一個signifié,只剩嫌惡。曾經我連水平都覺得稍稍刺耳,漢語水平考試,水平怎麼我聽起來快成了水準,甚至準與准失去了差別。水冰不分的人天天跟人講文明,唯一貫徹始終的大概就是矛盾吧。(註:耍帥乾脆耍到底,誰叫我第一時間沒想到能指所指,想出來後又覺得翻了也聽起來一樣不親民,誰叫我正好在嫌棄翻譯)81Please respect copyright.PENANA6nYSsSGYQY
對於這款彷彿被符號直轄的強烈情感,我在練習適當放下對這份赤裸情感的羞恥心。81Please respect copyright.PENANAZr5vbOI9jS
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非普司機標章他媽的就是綁在手上的猶太臂章,綁在上臂連血壓都歸中央緊緊管理。81Please respect copyright.PENANAvL2sqDvq9c
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和語別大概無關,寫作對我來說最難的永遠是串聯,就像國中第一次聽到補過國語日報作文課的同學說出起承轉合一樣,天方夜譚不單純是距離,是了解運作後的無能為力。所以我標點能力低落,所以我分斷敘事,所以總只能列出一句句碎思,盡力排個最順眼的順序再想辦法接起來。還好這年頭不乏認同拼布是藝術的人,還好這電影正好就是個合集,所以這次就打著寫實風,讓大家看看未加工碎片原本的樣子吧。81Please respect copyright.PENANARTm1XiFmsi
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-"政治的根本是道德"81Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8FbNpHPAb
記得當初一個見過兩面的姑娘自介時說她念的叫Political Science,當時第一次突然覺得,啊看看原來人家可以把政治當成是門科學,不純是我老家那裡分的一類。科學也好人文也罷,政治治的到底是人,至少得銘心這點對吧。81Please respect copyright.PENANANhby5rl0Ha
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-"大一統思想"81Please respect copyright.PENANAx63mVN9I15
好一個東亞病夫的病灶!81Please respect copyright.PENANAFcRxLBXegP
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-"為咗錢,咩都做"81Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ck2K9mfbI
李奇說:中國人有種傳統特質叫貧窮。81Please respect copyright.PENANAZItrjtOp6a
共黨滿街貼的標語有一項叫富強,是追求富與強,還是認定先富則強,大概兩者皆是,總之要營造親密鄰居感,得其一,另一項一定不遠。81Please respect copyright.PENANAKgzwB2JCj3
矛盾本身沒有那麼難聽,甚至是事實的一部分,換個名字叫paradox,岔開一下,直至今天我都擺脫不了這個奇怪的頭尾浴缸效應,同時啟動潘朵拉的盒子,但想想其實也尚算適配。81Please respect copyright.PENANAoAtckV2hzZ
回到矛盾本身沒有問題因為它實屬自然現象,問題出在把搞當成它的標配動詞,在於天天把搞矛盾當成本業,當成維穩自身富強的人。81Please respect copyright.PENANAq3GHVHnUYF
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-"獨立是一件自然的事"81Please respect copyright.PENANA6Qw1EzFOOq
我們都是個體,獨立不是拒絕相依互助,是終止附庸,是幫阿爺阿公擺脫這種隨時可以要子孫小命的汙名,給社會時間鬆化金腰帶和殺人放火間的綑綁。81Please respect copyright.PENANANBeO4TLrFX
而互信, 或許也是獨立的其中一項追求81Please respect copyright.PENANApzFGYLG7Yo
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-"既然都知道要被共產黨強姦,為甚麼不躺下享受?81Please respect copyright.PENANAacsjTnG7Qy
沒有試著躺下享受過強姦,連自甘墮落都有點不配。81Please respect copyright.PENANArnNY0KwxdJ
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-"唔係睇得唔得,係睇啱唔啱"81Please respect copyright.PENANASOp5JNgGsf
如果凡事只看行不行,這世界人很多還活著的人早該消失了吧81Please respect copyright.PENANAEmOTSiQAPn
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-我說希望是用點的,你說希望我給焚了。81Please respect copyright.PENANA5OM5I2goec
我用掌心的燭光摸索眼前幾步之遙的路,你說我縱火只會看到前方千里盡是黑路。81Please respect copyright.PENANA9AfGEhqjSq
如果說做人要爭氣,爭的當真只是氣,這口氣發明手電筒行嗎81Please respect copyright.PENANAy8Vq6rCrRS
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-"唔知,就用吓腦諗通佢"81Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7ZmfdXjA6
我想,長腦,真的為了用腦的。當我們以為別人是想歪或是想去別處思路清奇等等等等,甚至用心良苦嘗試換位思考的時候,我們就會不小心忽略,萬一他只是沒有用腦,換句話說,思考過敏。81Please respect copyright.PENANAkpW6RTPNKM
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“次次都係到時先知㗎啦”81Please respect copyright.PENANAnRmku72o5a
因為到時都唔會知道點算81Please respect copyright.PENANA4rWox8pQJT
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-"無論點,唔好人講你就講,人做你就做"81Please respect copyright.PENANAOJ6bOIZYkw
人云亦云是一件丟臉的事 ,我雖然站在有特別癖的立場說這件事,但不影響它的真實性。再怎麼樣,人云亦云都帥不起來的,即便金拱門或許勝過喬丹體育一些些。81Please respect copyright.PENANA0OOEIWi3He
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-"叮噹都禁,傻㗎"81Please respect copyright.PENANApmAVSaYO4d
語言都禁,傻㗎81Please respect copyright.PENANA9Y4Y0rri51
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海海說,從這一刻開始就好啦,那跟八年前的我害羞不敢說的話有點像,就算晚了我也慶幸。81Please respect copyright.PENANAnKZmZypImN
那我願意這樣想,錯過的正面功能,就是一個檢視自己過錯的機會,流逝掉的時間中累積的那些。81Please respect copyright.PENANALRBihpHZVy
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"頂住,會好辛苦,但你可以感染身邊嘅人"81Please respect copyright.PENANAIje9D3XMoB
"千祈唔好慣"81Please respect copyright.PENANA3fR5WAxjDP
註:上面人云亦云使用的純粹是成語詞彙化加入顏色批判後的意思,在寫完一篇探討病人難處的東東後,我連無辜的成語都無法好好對待
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