跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧523Please respect copyright.PENANADjAdXP2gbo
KP :沒錯523Please respect copyright.PENANABghvE8UhK6
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?523Please respect copyright.PENANARpda4cJDm3
NPC :肯定有。523Please respect copyright.PENANAKucJMKDGJQ
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來523Please respect copyright.PENANAop7ybP2Kak
玩家:有多少條?523Please respect copyright.PENANAlDe33rZrL9
KP :嗯……523Please respect copyright.PENANA5Qd1IPjAzO
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)523Please respect copyright.PENANA9NPlm8eDq1
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。523Please respect copyright.PENANA6ugRggx1ji
(巧手失敗)523Please respect copyright.PENANADZn6ZTkbHy
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。523Please respect copyright.PENANA2kQZCAX0Ew
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。523Please respect copyright.PENANAcOpezC5s5n
(巧手成功)523Please respect copyright.PENANAOQvZvmb76X
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?523Please respect copyright.PENANAvrq0ajywdG
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅523Please respect copyright.PENANAjKhXHyKpg7
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?523Please respect copyright.PENANA1bEMcTsLmW
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲523Please respect copyright.PENANAqhOMxRf9ik
我 :……523Please respect copyright.PENANArRBljKghR7
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……523Please respect copyright.PENANADBsNkjieJG
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒523Please respect copyright.PENANAf8MxNTjEri
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving523Please respect copyright.PENANAt1T2qB173B
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)523Please respect copyright.PENANA6U03MHXnYD
我 :roll 1d20 = 1523Please respect copyright.PENANAHjKGeZwra4
我角色:暴斃523Please respect copyright.PENANAyTaK21EPw5
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線523Please respect copyright.PENANA5HVQmPrzGl
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?523Please respect copyright.PENANANQxsclYo8Q
全員:(望)523Please respect copyright.PENANA6VxaVWRUDU
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生523Please respect copyright.PENANArQr2XuQ10u
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個523Please respect copyright.PENANAlePWl2crhO
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。523Please respect copyright.PENANAGjhDkQ2mVg
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事523Please respect copyright.PENANAETvlwfjf5z
隊友A:我沒有印象523Please respect copyright.PENANAYnpEl1AXvY
我 :(翻查Notes)523Please respect copyright.PENANAzba1IkmtmX
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)523Please respect copyright.PENANAmO4VMxk3dC
DM:做個說服檢定523Please respect copyright.PENANAtZG4WQgUQ4
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9523Please respect copyright.PENANA4IMaPZCZME
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……523Please respect copyright.PENANAB583w5uacj
我 :但我的骰點不夠高523Please respect copyright.PENANAFCo3rNU2EZ
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?523Please respect copyright.PENANA2hD888n7OH
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧523Please respect copyright.PENANAtP2CeLMQ5j
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)523Please respect copyright.PENANA8QZJ200jxb
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?523Please respect copyright.PENANAvxd4hFzaJ2
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?523Please respect copyright.PENANAl7QsJcUA5z
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——523Please respect copyright.PENANAeVOEugMQJB
我 :蛤?全部?523Please respect copyright.PENANAa5GLA6gwXP
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。523Please respect copyright.PENANAAWIvVC2hEI
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!523Please respect copyright.PENANAJTdMAvbwDc
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!523Please respect copyright.PENANA4ufEcMUVRq
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!523Please respect copyright.PENANAvEDi4fCM55
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?523Please respect copyright.PENANAoZWoRzaNk1
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?523Please respect copyright.PENANAPnYFBwDijf
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance523Please respect copyright.PENANAn3n1Sc3hBP
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!523Please respect copyright.PENANAybEG5pwt8M
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)523Please respect copyright.PENANAGMVYYunaQ9
(稍後)523Please respect copyright.PENANAkTZlHAcbjK
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?523Please respect copyright.PENANAaqDhrNMZEe
我 :……523Please respect copyright.PENANAjaYNtC7cEw
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)523Please respect copyright.PENANAoIFNKJ9tXS
我 :這個是523Please respect copyright.PENANAEp1si2LmO2
我 :混合隻揪。523Please respect copyright.PENANAXtmP8xfLh9
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動523Please respect copyright.PENANAKjUDKZMzQB
我 :唔好啊!!!!!523Please respect copyright.PENANA54h99kTx3o
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》523Please respect copyright.PENANA3X86HGxglz
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!523Please respect copyright.PENANA40sjv4UmXw
隊友: :(523Please respect copyright.PENANArADoPzqCcl
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)523Please respect copyright.PENANAClcQa83F6g
我 :炮房523Please respect copyright.PENANARPZWeV9aPN
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉523Please respect copyright.PENANAjiBpivcRlV
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?523Please respect copyright.PENANAx5wr3mZ6Kj
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間523Please respect copyright.PENANAGwkwy2h6M9
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!523Please respect copyright.PENANA8eEERGUkYF
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?523Please respect copyright.PENANAGgAHlwt7Lr
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了523Please respect copyright.PENANACSgfV85GJ4
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」523Please respect copyright.PENANAG9kXC8ElQd