「最慢一個跑到麥記的,請吃雪糕!」Chilam一聲令下,我們馬上拔足狂奔。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAjHadSgukYT
1047Please respect copyright.PENANARlQii74leV
從秀雅道足球場跑到康寧道的新麥記,路程說長不長,說短不短,五分鐘是極限了,而且還要在狹窄的行人路上避過重重的師奶大叔,可謂絕不容易。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA0wd4HoXnsT
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAuk1C44YaB5
「唉哎!走路要帶眼睛啊!」廢高差點碰到了一個肥師奶,嚇得她急按心口。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA1gGfUc2kpC
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA7f9d3WEe2B
「那來的臭小子!你撞到我了!」我閃避不及,碰到了一個大叔的肩膊。還好我跑得快,不然就給他抓住了。1047Please respect copyright.PENANALFEehBHzZH
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAOtBBAX6nfd
邦文身手敏捷,將盤球技巧發揮得淋漓盡致。閃避、假身、加速、急停,他在人群中左穿右插,旁人只感到一陣風就不見了他的身影。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA4VmSuAjvZw
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA2IwdrLy855
肥周一直氣喘呼呼的緊追著邦文,速度不快但也不慢。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAz6IMLbrCFs
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAK5c51xMxik
「唉哎!對不起婆婆!我幫你撿吧。」老鬼這個老好人碰跌了一位老太太的生果,蘋果滾得一地都是,他連忙幫忙收拾。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAZnYju7Ltc5
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAi0ZJFZdgnH
「呵哈!看來這次又是老鬼請客了!」Chilam這個小滑頭,早就跑出了行人路,貼著馬路邊沿疾跑,沒有了行人擋路,他的速度可媲美邦文。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAOa4nsX7Iag
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAAa7cOyzYAp
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA7cIL0X4feQ
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAVFf7JGM2U9
從協和街轉入物華街,穿過一列的金舖,我跑過了回家的14B巴士站,眼看前方的十字路口正閃著行人過路的綠燈,我連忙把握機會跑過馬路。我回頭一看,肥周和廢高緊追我身後,老鬼這才轉入物華街,而邦文和Chilam已經到達位於十字路口的涼茶店,看來勝負已分。1047Please respect copyright.PENANABrx8smTSMB
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAjZIfi3Q3iS
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我到達新麥記的樓下,還有空在門口的報紙檔攤看一下最新一期的漫畫出版了沒有,才施施然的踏上麥記的樓梯。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAd0ZUBJoaHt
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAQXcOziSIiu
到達了二樓,我慣性的來到了我們的「私竇」–新麥記盡頭的一處獨立空間,一張張矮矮的桌子和圓椅子,牆身還有一棵異常醜陋,裝飾用的假樹。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA0coChqJbr4
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAQaAQohypYM
邦文和Chilam早已經到達,Chilam還蹺著二郎腿好不寫意的等我們。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAkGrXxmxwDb
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAaL6SXibSIW
「嗄......第三......」我將足球拋給Chilam,Chilam腦袋一搖,將皮球傳給邦文,邦文伸手一抄然後順手塞往桌下。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAAVXOL867xg
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAQjlkV07r1G
肥周和廢高也到了,他們看見我們三個已經到了就心有不甘的轉身去排隊買食物。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA81TKaNKdmf
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAMfbaCH0S88
「我要1號餐。」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAJLn6SKP9SL
1047Please respect copyright.PENANARO3tNPXFhl
「我要5號餐,可樂走冰。」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAVitClSLNko
1047Please respect copyright.PENANANQKVyrLgDY
「我要2號餐加大,記得拿多點茄汁。」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAatiEK0S3BV
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAxUlj5ArtQY
這是我們的慣例,最慢的三個人要替先到的買食物,最後一個則要請全部人吃軟雪糕。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAD2jdDCNUQc
1047Please respect copyright.PENANArJDpeyAK6Q
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA0XrNQUNJ0S
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAjOFQKV3nzr
一會兒後,老鬼終於到達。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAVJvpWXk1as
1047Please respect copyright.PENANARJt1TT0eFk
「老鬼你真慢,記得要去買雪糕啊!每人一杯!」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAB5IBmcasIT
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA1dYf4hWu5P
這個時候,肥周和廢高剛好捧著一堆食物回來。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAFnozekx9T1
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAD7H316WdFx
廢高放下餐盤後興奮道﹕「喂喂喂!跟你們說,我在收銀處看到一個很可愛的女生!」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAMQNAdrNUBy
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA7ERa35p4tJ
Chilam聞言馬上彈起﹕「哪裏? 帶我去看看!」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAekxi9XGjII
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA2AfRCDbakJ
他們兩個和老鬼一起離開,不到一會他們三個一起回來。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAVr5YKH5zIJ
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAv3n5xT8kNz
Chilam將我和邦文拉起﹕「走!我們坐外面去!」1047Please respect copyright.PENANABi8FWSjqaB
1047Please respect copyright.PENANADtG7pYA2h2
我是沒有所謂的,不過邦文則有點不情不願﹕「幹甚麼走來走去? 真麻煩!」1047Please respect copyright.PENANA1uINj9xI9o
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAD8DbT9kDG0
「有美女伴著吃得更開心啊!」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAHfQp2gbLux
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAMsWdv23rqR
邦文唸唸有詞﹕「想開心就吃開心樂園餐去!」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAKfmOL7sMhH
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA2snK9bIjdv
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA7JJYnBivOW
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAiicrQsRftT
我們坐到外面,剛好對著收銀機位置的地方。1047Please respect copyright.PENANASCS5d4d3So
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAeHfzJvDFF1
廢高輕聲道﹕「看到沒有? 最右手邊的那一個女的。」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAha82WD7cSt
1047Please respect copyright.PENANARKg96EQn72
我好奇的探頭一看,一個有著深啡色長髮的女生,年紀看起來跟我們差不多,正在收銀機前百無聊賴的四處張望,樣子倒真的不錯,不過像是很高傲似的,有點生人勿近的感覺。1047Please respect copyright.PENANADruj9e36q0
1047Please respect copyright.PENANABKlUgJVjIx
「哼!女孩子罷了!有甚麽好驚訝的? 前世沒看過嗎? 」邦文一臉的不屑。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA8lY4p81ave
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAJhf2RhRoVu
我們幾個同時點頭,Chilam道﹕「不是沒見過,但你知道我們唸男校的,平時只能遠觀。那及邦文兄你,天生帥哥得人歡喜。」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAL3u4ElWEXO
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAIQp5FPOzYO
我們幾個都是翠屏道一間男校的學生,平時倒沒少見女孩子,因為我們的學校跟一間男女校緊緊相連。我們的課室就能看到他們的操場。我們上課的時候,若剛巧隔鄰正在上體育堂,都會吸引不少偷窺的目光。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA3h0s9SC4D9
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAP2uZVt7xqo
至於邦文,他身材高大,輪廓分明,天生一副帥哥樣子,雖然從沒見過他帶女朋友示人,但傳聞是有很多女生為他傾倒的。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAExVgqFcQsd
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAgxFCTUX3Eu
邦文自顧自的咬著嘆堡,沒有再理會我們。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA659HDxki7L
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAr3A2wqInJ6
「喂!我有一個好主意!」看Chilam眼珠子亂轉,這個鐵定是一個餿主意。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA7RdXMlMNEN
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAOtn6JhJnG0
「我們來猜包剪揼,輸了的那個去問那個女生的名字,沒膽問的請吃一個月雪糕。」1047Please respect copyright.PENANATjfNDVHi4I
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAjOLyARuAhU
「吓? 不要吧? 」廢高是有色心沒色膽的傢伙,這種事情他是不敢幹的。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA8GxWtdfo5k
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA3XGH4G7IVI
Chilam馬上將想逃走的廢高拉住,然後他問我。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAFGr7agW2TK
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAY7M2Tfu77c
「老羊,你不會想逃吧? 」我也是個有色心沒色膽的傢伙,不過我卻受不了挑釁。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAwrFvM1gGIq
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAampkSUThTJ
「哼!誰怕誰!」其實我心底裏也是怯得很,只盼待會猜拳時運氣好一點吧。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAmXk7TQkP5d
1047Please respect copyright.PENANADY1PdG2C51
「你們呢? 」1047Please respect copyright.PENANARbarlnN1Ik
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAFK684uPwiO
老鬼拉長了臉﹕「我能不能只去買吃的? 我肚子很餓......」這傢伙發育健全,高大得很,卻一副呆相,對於男女之事好像還處於小學階段。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA5ExrrFF9VQ
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAyzOYDXBygQ
Chilam斷然拒絕﹕「不能!肥周!」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAYXtGed8rFE
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAfecCGH0Q4y
肥周只是初中時是肥仔一名,他現在並不肥,只剩下一點baby fat。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAVLtCIirHCV
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZtlQbkPAS
肥周很靦腆的﹕「我...能不能...不去? ......」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAR4Qdt4VEwd
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAIreg5eMPSj
肥周有點男生女相,皮膚白晳的他說話都是陰聲細氣,體育堂換衣服也要獨個兒,我們曾有一段時間懷疑他是喜歡男人的,不過他倒沒有甚麼特別的行徑,所以我們只當他是缺乏雄性荷爾蒙,有點娘娘腔罷了。1047Please respect copyright.PENANADdHe9XMlel
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA9mWor4jdBs
Chilam沒有理會他﹕「沒出拳的當你輸,一......二......」肥周連忙擺好架式。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAFdKaYbotkI
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAvqBsdppczk
除了邦文在冷眼旁觀外,其餘人等也下意識的在Chilam喊出「三」時同時出拳。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAm8GxseZ143
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「三!」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAo5nT9isYET
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAiBqC570v2W
他媽的!除了我出揼之外,其餘人都是出包!1047Please respect copyright.PENANAJhhv8CWIfo
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAsAB2JU7htB
我瞪大眼睛看著我的拳頭,有點不敢相信。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAlqQwBDc4qF
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAnDHMd12Ups
Chilam和廢高幸災樂禍的在忍笑,肥周鬆了一口氣,老鬼則將錢交給我﹕「順道幫我買一個巨無霸餐,走酸瓜走生菜多醬,芬達走冰,薯條走鹽,謝謝......啊!別忘了六杯軟雪糕。」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAznVe2AXZlJ
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA5jfeaz5Zc1
他媽的這個臭小子!來吃麥記還要這麽腌尖腥悶,你是故意的嗎? 1047Please respect copyright.PENANAUuzFU1xfF1
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA9HuqFZABfe
Chilam將我推了出去﹕「快點行動!我們在這裏看著你!」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAMZQPqKIHjP
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAzsZFaM67ap
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAj1J6eIF9XT
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我戰戰兢兢的走到女生身處的櫃枱前,有點不知所措。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAptQRrmU8yS
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAqqFOnHWEeC
女生見有人光顧,馬上詢問﹕「歡迎光臨,請問要些甚麼? 」1047Please respect copyright.PENANApJtaxnsJB7
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAzWdbtKvCom
她的聲音還蠻好聽的。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAC8Thugw2vM
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAQE6rb00sUA
我不敢望她,有點結結巴巴﹕「要...要一個巨無霸餐......」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAm13WnBG6Bn
1047Please respect copyright.PENANANXX5Ojd7tZ
「巨無霸餐,好的,請問喝些甚麽? 」女生專注於收銀機上,沒有注意到我的不妥。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAA8ynwCrUHZ
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAjG4cypWUgB
「呃......芬...芬達走冰......」我偷偷瞄向女生身上,希望能找到她的名牌,可是卻沒有發現。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA4mzQsWdQ80
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAoaQCm6Z2cf
「先生,請問是堂食還是......外帶的? 」女生好像發現了甚麽,眼神帶著戒備的神色。1047Please respect copyright.PENANApew4vQTfMl
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAdsFqb1N02Z
糟了!她發現我在偷瞄她嗎? 媽的!我還一直往她的胸口瞄來瞄去,她鐵定以為我是個淫賊了......1047Please respect copyright.PENANAI0H0pwjrBv
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAsxme9EeFLa
我馬上將視線移向別的地方﹕「堂...堂食的......還...還有...巨無霸要走酸瓜和...生菜......多醬......薯條走鹽......」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAg0XUh6PRAv
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAKgtt4ZU5b5
「甚麼? 」她的聲音聽起來好像有點不耐煩。1047Please respect copyright.PENANA2W7mVj8Nbh
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAyhiBxdVJ28
我也沒辦法啊!誰叫他媽的這個老鬼這麽麻煩!1047Please respect copyright.PENANAjySjK16rzU
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAMgt5KaKxkM
我唯有重覆一遍﹕「巨無霸要走酸瓜和...生菜......多醬......薯條走鹽......」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAn7G7lrBZSz
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA8WkCRw46Yl
「還有甚麼嗎? 」她的語氣除了不耐煩外,還很冷冰冰。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAMLSGWcEe9O
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAqYBmfnOiic
我不敢望她﹕「六...六杯軟雪糕......」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAbVzyCQla8V
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAgYxiZjL6bK
「還有嗎? 」1047Please respect copyright.PENANA0nFPdEzw5z
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAnenfEFSx63
「呃.......呃......沒有了......」我總不能說「還想知道你的名字」吧? 1047Please respect copyright.PENANA2F430UnRQN
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAPQXOjzO80Z
「等等。」她收錢後,丟下這一句就去拿我要的東西了。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAWBZO6Wvdnf
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAiMPKWrQwUf
一會兒後,她首先將六杯軟雪糕交給我,然後又去拿我的巨無霸餐。我將雪糕全都交給了老鬼,又繼續等下去。1047Please respect copyright.PENANApNdGLgNNkZ
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAzzCGN6UpaP
「先生,你的巨無霸餐。」她將櫃枱上的餐盤稍稍推了給我。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAvlND60ldxO
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAsb61Xx8LIs
怎麼辦? 再不問的話就沒有機會了,就這樣灰頭土臉的回去定會給他們恥笑。1047Please respect copyright.PENANANHe8mY3t26
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAlwNxAqHPap
「呃......呃......麻煩你,請多給我一兩包茄汁......」我攪盡腦汁,也只能想到這個來拖延時間。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAoP7dltZjC0
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAbi2sVnlAd0
只可惜拖延了不到兩秒鐘,她手一探就將兩包茄汁拿給我﹕「你要的茄汁。」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAEKCVBjMcSR
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7172qr2gj
我拿著茄汁,又回到剛才的窘境﹕「呃......呃......」1047Please respect copyright.PENANA8gwDwTdCKw
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAN4at41LRP3
「先生,還有甚麽想要嗎? 」她的語氣極度不耐煩。1047Please respect copyright.PENANABrj3BYNhSX
1047Please respect copyright.PENANACShLnWCFw7
「我......呃......我............」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAKCAbHxJzxt
1047Please respect copyright.PENANALBSNEuoDGS
就在我支支吾吾的時候,有人將我的手大力的拍在櫃枱上,邦文的聲音出現了﹕「他,想問你叫甚麼名字。」1047Please respect copyright.PENANAWbhJsUWBDQ
1047Please respect copyright.PENANABoPFnVqLxO
不過我得到的,並不是她的回答,而是一聲驚呼聲,因為剛才我的手拍在櫃枱時,將手上的茄汁都擠破了,有一些正好濺到女孩子的胸口上。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAhEBThcftdp
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAR4WiDERjjS
我見狀大驚,雖然我也是滿手的茄汁,但還是手忙腳亂的一邊說對不起,一邊想用紙巾替她清潔衣服。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAuWIMCEwLDG
1047Please respect copyright.PENANA5bzgoHKkDH
不過換來的,卻是一個巴掌和一句「色狼」。1047Please respect copyright.PENANAAl3MSKIrwv
1047Please respect copyright.PENANAp4noHJV6LJ
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《連麥記都執笠》
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ISSUE #2
2–第一次見面,第一個巴掌
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