Write a poem/short story based of a song - Recipe For Disaster (Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood)

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1 Innocent Man

1 Ex?-Wife

1 Lying Bastard

1 House

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Add together Innocent Man and Lying Bastard in small hotel during stormy night.

Mix well for seven hours, then dump in pool.

Wait for them to settle.

Separate the ingredients.

Repeat this process several times.

Add Ex?-Wife.

Discount her.

Remove Ex?-Wife.

Stir well Innocent Man and Lying Bastard.

Put Innocent Man, Lying Bastard, and Ex?-Wife in same house.

Stir well.

At this point, Innocent Man should become Suspicious Man, and Ex?-Wife should become Wife.

Seperate ingredients.

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Mix Suspicious Man and Wife in house once more, without Lying Bastard.

Now add Lying Bastard.

The house will start to burn. This is normal.

Remove Suspicious Man and Wife.

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IMPORTANT: Do not remove Lying Bastard until cooked thoroughly.

Cook time is 4 hours.

Add miscellanous seasonings, including firemen, police officers, and paramedics as needed or preferred.

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Enjoy!

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