為什麼志誠可以那麼快接近昕澄?81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxt304pBA6
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這個問題一直圍繞在我腦海。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTsbcPd8Rm
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所以我該怎麼替自己創造機會。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZmQCPXedv
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老實說，我真不知道。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmCBK7rrWU
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不得不說，男生是一種很特別的生物，他們總喜歡耍耍嘴皮子，說些自以為很酷的話，感覺自己已超凡入聖，老愛把自己裝成比實際年齡大十歲的樣子。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkCms37A8l
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殊不知，別人看著你，像在看動物園的猴子。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFVGlrcQ6F
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總而言之，要怎麼創造機會，我是真的一點頭緒也沒有。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EkWYlEr8X
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於是我幹了一件，讓自己回想起來覺得蠢到家，又覺得很驕傲的事情。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBTVYD6RjG
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我透過貼在我們教室的布告欄，一張上面寫著通訊欄的表，上面就像本班的81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXA1GFyYMYZ
資訊庫一樣，有著所有人的ig、fb、line。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDxychNYYm
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如果這張表，早個幾天出來，我當初就不用那麼麻煩以我的偶像柯南起誓，只為了找出本班那位身高宛如模特兒的同學的IG了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fKp9I68l3
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抱歉，我離題了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaSfD54CaP
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總而言之，我利用了這張表上的資訊，找到昕澄的ig，我打了言簡意賅的兩個字。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklUV64T76r
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「啾咪。」81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEbbpRQZfV
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沒錯，同樣是啾咪。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2SAcd4vZT
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在傳完訊息後，我等待了漫長的三個小時，老實說，她在晚一點回，我可能要因為心律不整而被送入急診了。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qW9OiJcGg
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只不過她回的訊息，也很讓我不知個所以然。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIm3pQWiGdK
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「...?」這是她的回覆。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6bKfHdAtu
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有那麼一刻，我覺得希望有些渺茫，本該炎熱的8月天，竟像冬天那般的寒81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1EmcOGkqV
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很快的，學期就這麼過了一半。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdBrvKcGG2
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我的交友圈，也有所變化。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly54ln6ALf
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先來說說男生的部分，我們班幾個比較要好的男生建立了一個群組，成員有我、阿哲、宗達、至暘、承勳、重益、靖翔、翊凱和情敵志誠，群組名稱叫槓鈴老師108，就是死高中生會取的爛名字。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiNHSHi1Qh
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至於群組裡的暱稱，就像看電影少不了爆米花一樣，創群組不改暱稱實在說不過去。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GrBnywX5F
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尤其是男生的暱稱，總愛改些跟腥羶色有關的東西，我們也不例外，但這始作俑者還得怪回阿哲身上，他總是愛亂點鴛鴦譜，把班上那種長的特別醜的女生給塞到暱稱裡來。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGrjZXZg3U
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舉例來說。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WjoxcmWnR
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一朝湖水一朝寒，薄曉晨曦輕脫衫。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhcdAnsDcE
緩將XX懷中攬，雙雙飛入九重山。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiR3sC6fPa4
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看到這裡你就能肯定，阿哲是個白癡，他才不管什麼平仄、押韻規則，專門寫這些無路用的打油詩，至於XX是我們班的人名。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTk4KTIptHI
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咳，由於上面提到阿哲塞進暱稱的人名，都是阿哲覺得比較醜的女生，在此聲明，阿哲言論不代表本台立場。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iVE72qk2M
然後，我還跟著我們班那些怪咖一起加入了棒球社，然後去參加黑豹旗。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceRHSTw7p6
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很不幸的是，我們竟然在第一場就碰上了穀保，那天我覺得我們好像是什麼大型宗教現場般，一到九棒通通拿香被三振，打到後面就因為分差過大提早結束比賽，實在是慚愧。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FwmcqiWmG
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至於女生的話，我多了三個穩聊對象，昕澄、昱伶以及風獅爺或是你也可以稱呼他為迷唇姊。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXAi0sWO4y
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待續。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiC7oe6deDS
然後按「加至主畫面」