
我是死神。452Please respect copyright.PENANAMTknDg2sh0
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真心不騙喔,我就是那個人所共知,負責收割靈魂,引領亡者的死亡之神。452Please respect copyright.PENANAxlGYxu8HLF
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我接下來要說的故事,背景非常複雜,解釋起來很麻煩的關係,就讓我簡單概括地一句帶過吧。452Please respect copyright.PENANAF3f0ouD2go
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總之,世界末日人類死光了。452Please respect copyright.PENANAm4RkKgs2HV
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我終於不用再關心某某地方一分鐘死多少個人甚麼的。從奔波勞碌的工作中得到解放,開始我的悠長假期。452Please respect copyright.PENANAdZP2gOAHFd
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首先,我用一年時間環繞地球步行一圈,之後我又用一年倒後再行一圈。452Please respect copyright.PENANA9a29qseZ1y
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我度了身上每根骨頭的長度,發現左臂比右臂長0.5cm。右腳尾趾第二節不知丟到那了,只要我閒得夠久,相信總有一天會找到的。452Please respect copyright.PENANA1h5ZL9xDU2
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我養了貓,20隻。其中3隻我特別喜歡的,『咪咪』『貓貓』『貓子』,我把牠們的名字刻在肋骨以作紀念。452Please respect copyright.PENANAwttpBA059P
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我用化工廠的煙囪製作史上最大的可樂噴泉,噴得到處都是可樂和萬樂珠。之後那一帶變成了『真•老鼠樂園』。452Please respect copyright.PENANA2TROR99EIi
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還有更多林林總總的活兒,當我把想做的都做過後,打算倒立再圍繞地球一圈時,我聽到嬰兒的哭號。452Please respect copyright.PENANAoPAXSF139R
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那是在冬夜發生的事,我在醫院裡找到一個損壞的冷凍睡眠倉。這是奇蹟嗎?其他的睡眠倉都在末日時斷電停機,内容物全都上天堂跟家人團聚了。唯有這個活了下來。452Please respect copyright.PENANAY57bVmWbt6
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這是聖子降臨嗎?還是聖誕老人的禮物?452Please respect copyright.PENANApC95iBi6po
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這個孩子在廢墟裡奄奄一息,我的假期放得太久了,難得的工作反而令人興奮起來!我的老拍檔,收割者大鐮刀正飢渴難耐!452Please respect copyright.PENANA5mXLUitU3q
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話說回來,這孩子個體真小喔,只比顆南瓜大一點點。這種程度用收割者小剪刀便足矣,根本無法得到滿足感吧!倒不如說會徒增空虛!452Please respect copyright.PENANAy93kkY9pJr
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稍為把這孩子養大一點,大到值得用鐮刀收割,到時才取她性命!雖然養育孩子超出我的業務範圍,但我還是嘗試去做了。452Please respect copyright.PENANAwTEEvgjwJZ
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反正我很閒嘛!452Please respect copyright.PENANAudunk4lGbS
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人類留下來的科技真方便,我只是接通電源而已,醫院的智能系統便自動運作,我只需要陪伴在側便好。452Please respect copyright.PENANAM5HzS1A03Q
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我替她取名為蘇耶。小孩大得快,轉眼間已經成長到能開口叫我死神老爹。452Please respect copyright.PENANAdgFniD5dIQ
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我見時候差不多了,便開始計劃殺死她!452Please respect copyright.PENANAw7l29SNRRW
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我會悄悄把魚骨混進一般食物裡,她必須學會細心嘴嚼食物,不小心哽到骨頭便會死!452Please respect copyright.PENANAESfEB4xwHV
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我送她不合時宜的衣服!讓她自己安排適合的服裝,穿太多或穿太少,辛苦都由自己承受!452Please respect copyright.PENANAgzhIRv9GDt
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我教導她分辨植物的種類,讓她知道吃下有毒植物後,死狀有多痛苦!452Please respect copyright.PENANAsWNr8ZtSGv
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我會在走廊倒水,再接上電源通電!她須要時刻警惕環境,心神鬆懈隨時一命嗚呼!順帶一提,後續的清理工作超麻煩,試過一次便決定以後不再做。452Please respect copyright.PENANAU1TRFI3qFx
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蘇耶曾經問我,為甚麼要教她關於外面世界的知識。醫院的出入口都被瓦礫堵住,她明明無法離開這裡。452Please respect copyright.PENANA0lqPtyCyQ5
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那是讓她知道外面的世界有多遼闊!困在這間醫院形同井底之蛙!慢慢吮泣悲憤的淚水吧!哈哈哈哈哈哈!!452Please respect copyright.PENANAVKEHjxMXmL
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時光飛逝,渡過了日月如梭的十六年。蘇耶福大命大,居然能捱過死神的試煉存活至今!我在這個地方停留太久了,該出發展開下一段旅程。452Please respect copyright.PENANA0S8h7AMrpV
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我對蘇耶說,在今年的聖誕節,也是當年我收養她的日子,我將永遠離開她。直到生命到達終點,我們才會重逢。452Please respect copyright.PENANA2KO8iLU9PJ
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接著,她嚎啕大哭,哭到差點原地往生。我見過無數聲淚俱下的場面,但這是第一次有人因為我而哭泣。我好歹也是個神喔,當下卻束手無策。452Please respect copyright.PENANAZaY8PGV34B
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我為了哄她而舉行一場聖誕派對,用紅色和綠色的零食包裝報置場景,豎起食堂的長桌,再在上面畫聖誕樹。452Please respect copyright.PENANAaZH107NpYp
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在燭光裡一起吃『聖誕大餐』,把火雞味薯片和薄餅味薯片混著吃。又用布簾拉起銀幕,連續看完兩集Home Alone。452Please respect copyright.PENANAIWMtNfT6Bi
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最後,我們交換禮物。
蘇耶送給我的,是一對小鈴鐺。聲音搖起來很沉實,不像正常的那麼清脆。她說自己依照書本描述親手製作的。金屬外殼裡頭,放著兩顆乳齒。她說,希望以後聽到鈴鐺的聲音,就知道我在附近。真是個機靈的孩子,我將鈴鐺掛在鐮刀上做裝飾。452Please respect copyright.PENANAALi7SPqLUb
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我送給蘇耶的禮物,由大紙箱裝住。包著紫色花紙和金色絲帶,拿上手沉甸甸的。我跟她約好,這件禮物要等我走後才能打開。452Please respect copyright.PENANA194GK0mYmC
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終於,我告別蘇耶,獨自踏上旅途。452Please respect copyright.PENANAK6SbSxSppv
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我見證著人類歷史的興衰,獨自漂泊百萬年。然而,這十六年的時光,卻使我對過去的日子感到陌生。452Please respect copyright.PENANA1rwm5NUO7Y
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之後的年月裡,我回到自由的生活。我養了更多貓,多到懶得每隻改名。我走遍地球每一個角落,找回了遺失的腳趾骨(馬里亞納海溝) 。倒立完成第三次環繞地球之行。452Please respect copyright.PENANAtSc4Wku2rW
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對了,關於我送給蘇耶的禮物,那是一箱泥土。是的,隨處可見,隨手抓一把的泥土。很可惜的,我無法看到她拆開禮物的表情。452Please respect copyright.PENANACRM1pwais2
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斗轉星移,我無意中回到那所廢墟醫院。地板長滿了雜草,外牆佈滿灰塵污垢,害我差點認不出來。452Please respect copyright.PENANAz8s77ACK5R
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走進醫院,我彷彿進入了被遺棄的夢境。室內庭園的天窗,曾經是陽光灑落的地方,現在卻被一棵大樹的根系完全撕裂開來,玻璃散落一地。這棵巨樹生長在廢墟中央,宛如一個生命力旺盛的守護者。雄偉的樹幹向上延伸,直達自由的天空。452Please respect copyright.PENANAvGSzwn5pcl