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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNECzLUpAHt
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb0FNOKQAd
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ09GwL1Ti3
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Curses! You've caught me.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPUDFui5Sl
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxlrdYupyc
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD30wVLuZx
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVNnP2DBp8
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXLx6aPoUb
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLAAfquiiT
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqryaEMPT0
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zD8R8J8cl
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAnRq4ZrND
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NEIN!!!!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3yt7ub8Wa
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXqCN34PJs
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Yeah right!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdV4cIzm4V
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9ei0toBcN
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1HM6fTcER
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBiaBPECuJ
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Velociraptor:633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RUyovV4I8
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcEDH9FG3f
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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