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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.408Please respect copyright.PENANAOj8PCsvedd
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Harrison Ford:408Please respect copyright.PENANA4aYVnUHMOb
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!408Please respect copyright.PENANAm6vSNrX9MG
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News Guy:408Please respect copyright.PENANAkB5814VLCu
In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!408Please respect copyright.PENANAq5WAtiIAbn
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M. Night Shyamalan:408Please respect copyright.PENANAdFaTKp6IfD
Curses! You've caught me.408Please respect copyright.PENANAuX4E7XVlSr
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J.J. Abrams:408Please respect copyright.PENANAAUnaiTDRhJ
It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.408Please respect copyright.PENANA7PhBjI1Dri
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M. Night Shyamalan:408Please respect copyright.PENANA5dOHPSC1WC
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!408Please respect copyright.PENANAzIDRew32IV
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J.J. Abrams:408Please respect copyright.PENANAiu0YzBz8aE
This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.408Please respect copyright.PENANAeU5wzowd9e
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M. Night Shyamalan:408Please respect copyright.PENANAmFlUrt5Czx
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?408Please respect copyright.PENANAdAFs5KPmSR
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J.J. Abrams:408Please respect copyright.PENANADBaIWSiTZo
None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.408Please respect copyright.PENANAjdOGQXBkI9
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M. Night Shyamalan:408Please respect copyright.PENANA9e8U3Fg0H9
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!408Please respect copyright.PENANAr9397FzXJz
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-408Please respect copyright.PENANA0QsE0tsLr1
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Bernie Sanders:408Please respect copyright.PENANAtGOFICQwUf
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!408Please respect copyright.PENANAUgdyeMNBBT
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Robot Hitler:408Please respect copyright.PENANA6b7aBkNXbe
NEIN!!!!408Please respect copyright.PENANA5RisIqgKdK
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Bernie Sanders:408Please respect copyright.PENANA5zByu3UPP2
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!408Please respect copyright.PENANAAoQLfnKINF
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Robot Hitler:408Please respect copyright.PENANAYpXZlMHQdg
Yeah right!408Please respect copyright.PENANAGmLp1hfeZx
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Bernie Sanders:408Please respect copyright.PENANAG18wbALyFb
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).408Please respect copyright.PENANA3sxPGuh6Y8
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News Guy:408Please respect copyright.PENANAyvBh9pKHaP
Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.408Please respect copyright.PENANAAJrfXIfXYe
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Robot Hitler:408Please respect copyright.PENANA8UUfklV97s
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!408Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ4zkrPF8S
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Velociraptor:408Please respect copyright.PENANAPnWAdcGqlO
(Keeps throwing bananas)408Please respect copyright.PENANAVlxMtShN3j
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Robot Hitler:408Please respect copyright.PENANAwK9RDjlDZM
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!408Please respect copyright.PENANAA8B8mob4sv
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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