鋤禾日當午,汗滴禾下土。 595Please respect copyright.PENANAMRucIz7nvY
誰知盤中飧,粒粒皆辛苦。595Please respect copyright.PENANAIde6ShrSex
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嗯...595Please respect copyright.PENANA3KP2EiVd7N
雖說農夫耕作真的很辛苦,烈日當空之下,辛苦地在田間鋤地。595Please respect copyright.PENANAUMeICHlp8M
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但說真的寫這首詩的李紳還真是不知道劣食的可怕。595Please respect copyright.PENANAWvBVzByx5x
這句詩句,可說是簡直是害人不淺,人類文明的一大障礙。(好吧我誇張了,李兄莫怪...)595Please respect copyright.PENANA0fWXohQyoI
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話說在我小學三年級的時候,到好友家中打遊戲機,兩個好友拿著可樂裝作是啤酒,開懷暢飲,交錯觥籌,好不痛快。595Please respect copyright.PENANAHVqSEPVUdF
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然而,天下無不散之延席,時針踏上六字,也是時候回家吃飯了。595Please respect copyright.PENANAlV9UL7gi8y
「呵呵...這麼高興,不如留下來吃個便飯吧...」朋友的姨姨剛巧在家,笑瞇瞇的說道。595Please respect copyright.PENANA1wBkP2StX2
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「好啊!」
就這樣,我做了當時人生最錯誤的決定。
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請別誤會,朋友的姨姨還真的挺友善的,說什麼也是笑瞇瞇的,就像是和藹可親的鄰家阿姨一樣。595Please respect copyright.PENANAOyQplTWY5e
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然而,她的烹飪技巧卻是...595Please respect copyright.PENANAHIAqsD7GVm
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嗯...別樹一幟。595Please respect copyright.PENANA7AgzEMNHyS
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沒想到這一餐「便」飯, 原來是指那味道跟...大便...差不多。595Please respect copyright.PENANAcESPWlRFnv
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餸菜就先別提了,每一口都是帶著不同的驚喜,第一口吃下去的時候,是鹹的,非常的鹹,鹹得腎臟也是像要離我而去的那種。595Please respect copyright.PENANA9uCQhroKBQ
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第二口吃下去,卻是甜的,這讓我很懷疑是啊姨把糖當成鹽,然後再加回大量的鹽...595Please respect copyright.PENANALHpmLLRL6j
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然而,吃了兩口之後,我便失去了再吃下去的勇氣,再吃下去,我感覺自己的生命會有危險。595Please respect copyright.PENANAO6jNOJU1KZ
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餸菜不能吃,我還有飯嘛!595Please respect copyright.PENANAY57dTsNd81
所謂飯才是主食,其他都是陪襯而已。595Please respect copyright.PENANABsL5nSRYus
而且,現代人煮飯,也只是把米粉放進電飯煲而已,應該沒有問題...吧...595Please respect copyright.PENANAFMscCQkJv7
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萬沒想到,白飯,竟然是生的!595Please respect copyright.PENANAojobEJBUaN
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所謂米不成炊,生米沒有煮成熟飯。595Please respect copyright.PENANAHtypgDfi3u
那爽脆的口感,難以下嚥的硬度...至今還是讓我難以忘懷。595Please respect copyright.PENANAGu2PPtQ13G
偷偷看向旁邊的好友,卻見他早有經驗,只盛了一小碗的白飯,斯文地一小口一小口的吃著。595Please respect copyright.PENANAYV6XA99vvb
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而我,卻是盛了一大碗的白飯,以求大快朵頤!595Please respect copyright.PENANAH2Rgf1LMKJ
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「我飽了!」好友吃光碗中的白飯,便是大叫一聲,匆匆把飯碗放在廚房中,整個動作行雲流水,絲毫沒有給他的姨姨添飯的機會。595Please respect copyright.PENANAX8oEY2Lg24
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還有這一著!595Please respect copyright.PENANAArnweK96LX
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「我也飽了!」我眼前一亮,夫子步亦步,夫子趨亦趨,我也拿起飯碗,便是要走到廚房。595Please respect copyright.PENANAa0QhlaFDrs
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「慢著!你還未吃完呢!」一道溫柔的女聲,把我最後的希望扼殺。595Please respect copyright.PENANAl20f0uA6nS
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「粒粒皆辛苦啊,小鶴!」595Please respect copyright.PENANABsP5sI3vLS
(嗯,我不叫小鶴,不過名字只是代號啦...)595Please respect copyright.PENANAeyrqOJnqla
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天啊!李紳,我恨你!595Please respect copyright.PENANAKQAo10qiFE
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誰知盤中飧,粒粒皆辛苦。595Please respect copyright.PENANAXzVoKQCgyf
這次又是另一番的體會,每一粒都是吃得很辛苦。595Please respect copyright.PENANAHl1YO2lI1Q
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